Ida announces that she's getting married to a man who lives in Hong Kong, Malcolm gets his tongue pierced and Dewey pretends Reese doesn't exist. (S5 Ep11)
Lois and Hal clash after Hal purchases a hot tub, Malcolm gets his driver's permit, only to get mixed up in a dispute between Polly and her ex-boyfriend. (S5 Ep10)
Block Party: Malcolm realises the neighborhood has been throwing a block party when his family goes on annual vacation. Hal and Lois participate in a kielbasa-eating contest. (S5 Ep8)
Christmas Trees: A lay-off at work prompts Hal to sell Christmas trees. Francis and Piama's peaceful holiday comes to a crashing end when Otto's German relatives show up. (S5 Ep7)
Christmas Trees: A lay-off at work prompts Hal to sell Christmas trees. Francis and Piama's peaceful holiday comes to a crashing end when Otto's German relatives show up. (S5 Ep7)
Malcolm Films Reese: Malcolm's teacher forces him to secretly record Reese as he divulges his secrets, and Francis strikes back after a critic writes a scathing hotel review. (S5 Ep5)
Malcolm Films Reese: Malcolm's teacher forces him to secretly record Reese as he divulges his secrets, and Francis strikes back after a critic writes a scathing hotel review. (S5 Ep5) [AD,S]
Goodbye Kitty: Stevie goes into shock when he's told that his parents are getting divorced. Reese gets caught up in a diary's steamy entries, unaware that it belongs to Lois. (S5 Ep3)
Vegas: The family travels to Las Vegas when Hal has a dream about hitting the jackpot. Dewey and Reese enter an enormously obese rabbit into a contest. (S5 Ep1)
Vegas: The family travels to Las Vegas when Hal has a dream about hitting the jackpot. Dewey and Reese enter an enormously obese rabbit into a contest. (S5 Ep1)
Baby (Part 2): While Lois goes into hard labour at home, Hal winds up unconscious and hallucinating in an emergency room, and the boys wander into a hospital parenting class. (S4 Ep21)
Reese's Party: When Hal and Lois go on a getaway, Reese throws a party at home, which is crashed by delinquent friends of Francis, who hold the boys hostage. (S4 Ep18)
Clip Show #2: As Lois and Hal write their wills in preparation for the baby's birth, they recall various colourful incidents with their four current children. (S4 Ep17)
Reese's Party: When Hal and Lois go on a getaway, Reese throws a party at home, which is crashed by delinquent friends of Francis, who hold the boys hostage. (S4 Ep18)
Clip Show #2: As Lois and Hal write their wills in preparation for the baby's birth, they recall various colourful incidents with their four current children. (S4 Ep17)
Garage Sale: The family holds a garage sale to fund home repairs and Lois puts Reese in charge. Hal finds his old radio transmitter and starts running a pirate broadcast. (S4 Ep15)
Academic Octathlon: Malcolm competes in an academic octathlon but hates his competitors' intensity. Hal fights to regain Dewey's love, and Reese tries to avoid a formal dance. (S4 Ep16)
Garage Sale: The family holds a garage sale to fund home repairs and Lois puts Reese in charge. Hal finds his old radio transmitter and starts running a pirate broadcast. (S4 Ep15)
Hal's Friend: Hal has a wild night with an old buddy, Malcolm tries to liberate Dabney from his mum's control, and Francis spends the night with Otto while their wives are away. (S4 Ep14)
Kicked Out: Reese tries to take advantage of Hal's distraction to devise a truly bad stunt of his own. Otto's musician nephew plays a musical accompaniment to Francis' every move. (S4 Ep12)
Hal's Friend: Hal has a wild night with an old buddy, Malcolm tries to liberate Dabney from his mum's control, and Francis spends the night with Otto while their wives are away. (S4 Ep14)
Kicked Out: Reese tries to take advantage of Hal's distraction to devise a truly bad stunt of his own. Otto's musician nephew plays a musical accompaniment to Francis' every move. (S4 Ep12)
Long Drive: Lois gives Malcolm more sex education, Reese spends a day in prison, Dewey plants seeds of discontent in Hal's vocal group, and Francis has an accident branding a cow. (S4 Ep11)
Hal is disappointed in Francis' success, Reese and Malcolm fear Francis has turned into an overly responsible grownup, and Gretchen punishes Dewey for breaking a valuable doll.
Hal is disappointed in Francis' success, Reese and Malcolm fear Francis has turned into an overly responsible grownup, and Gretchen punishes Dewey for breaking a valuable doll.
Malcolm dates a girl whose father hates him, Hal and Lois are more productive when they can't have sex, Dewey discovers he's an 'evil twin', and Francis mediates a dispute...
Malcolm dates a girl whose father hates him, Hal and Lois are more productive when they can't have sex, Dewey discovers he's an 'evil twin', and Francis mediates a dispute...
As Malcolm and Reese fight a battle of revenge, they flash back to the chain of events that led to the war. Dewey prepares for a school play, and Francis and Otto fear a 'devil cow'.
Malcolm suffers humiliation during his first week as a freshman, Dewey loves his first week as a latchkey kid, and Francis discovers the trials of working for a too-permissive boss.
Malcolm suffers humiliation during his first week as a freshman, Dewey loves his first week as a latchkey kid, and Francis discovers the trials of working for a too-permissive boss.
Craig's new helper monkey turns vicious, Reese tries to control the neighborhood after successfully subduing a prowler, and Francis's wife and best friend hate each other.
Craig's new helper monkey turns vicious, Reese tries to control the neighborhood after successfully subduing a prowler, and Francis's wife and best friend hate each other. [AD,S]
To their horror, Malcolm and the Krelboynes are forced to join the regular student body. And Hal itches to knock down Dewey's elaborate domino set-up. [AD,S]