My Lawyer's in Love: Dr Cox feels stressed by the amount of work his new role has given him. Ted has a crush on a ukulele player but can't muster the courage to tell her.
My ABCs: JD enlists the help of Elmo from the Muppets to teach compassion to a blunt intern but is disappointed when even Elmo can't make her more empathetic.
My Saving Grace: Desperate times call for desperate measures when lifelong foes Dr Kelso and Dr Cox team up to oust Dr Maddox (Courteney Cox) from Sacred Heart.
My Jerks: The first episode of series eight sees JD struggle to manage the new crop of interns, finding that he dislikes most of them, while the Janitor gets on the wrong side of Dr Maddox. [AD,S]
My Bad Too: JD's teenage burn patient gives him a hard decision to make. To address Dr Kelso's weight gain, Dr Cox makes a game out of stealing his breakfast.
My #1 Doctor: Dr Kelso signs Sacred Heart up for a website where patients can score their doctors, but Turk and Dr Cox play dirty to take JD out of the running for the number one spot.
My Growing Pains: The Sacred Heart staff have to deal with their inner child when JD and Turk remember their first prank and Dr Kelso celebrates his birthday.
My Conventional Wisdom: JD and Turk go to a medical convention in Phoenix, Arizona, where they run into JD's ex-girlfriend Dr Kim Briggs, who has a surprise for him.
My Long Goodbye: Laverne is declared brain-dead, and her family decide to take her off life support. The staff all say their goodbyes, except Carla, who refuses to accept what's happening.
My No Good Reason: Laverne and Dr Cox engage in a philosophical debate. Carla finds a hot nanny for Isabella, and Turk struggles to find a way not to leer at her.
My Fishbowl: The day has come for Private Brian Dancer to leave Sacred Heart, but when he finds out that his injuries are too severe to return to active service he spirals into depression.
My Perspective: When JD develops a condition that results in blackouts, he finds himself having to deal with losing his girlfriend and his home too. [AD,S]
My Road to Nowhere: Turk convinces JD that he needs to go to Tacoma for Kim's first ultrasound, which results in an impromptu road trip for the Sacred Heart crew. [AD,S]
His Story IV: The staff question Dr Kelso's commitment to the hospital, but a patient's war stories from Iraq remind Kelso about what it means to be a good leader.
My House: Dr Cox channels TV doctor 'House' to solve three medical mysteries. Meanwhile, JD tries to be the best boyfriend ever so that Kim won't take a job in St Louis.
My Coffee: JD discovers that he and Kim, the future mother of his child, are surprisingly compatible. Meanwhile, Carla considers returning to work. [AD,S]
My Best Friend's Baby's Baby and My Baby's Baby: Carla goes into labour and an excited Turk strikes up the band - literally - while escorting her to the hospital. [AD,S]
My Mirror Image: JD is still reeling from the news that he is going to be a father. Dr Cox, preparing for baby number two, realises that his constant anger may have future consequences.
My Transition: JD plans a date with Dr Kim Briggs on their night off, but Elliot keeps getting in their way. Meanwhile, Elliot throws a baby shower for Carla.
My Fallen Idol: Dr Cox starts drinking after his decisions result in the deaths of three of his patients. Meanwhile, JD helps Turk to bond with his new supervisor.
My Lunch: JD asks Dr Cox to lunch but runs into annoying former patient Jill Tracy, who unexpectedly teaches him something about responsibility. [AD,S]
His Story III: Turk and Carla turn JD's old bedroom into a nursery for the baby. Meanwhile, the Janitor seizes an opportunity to shove JD out of the picture for a day. [AD,S]
My New Suit: When JD's underachieving brother Dan returns for a surprise visit, Elliot discovers that JD has been telling Dan that she's still into him. [AD,S]
My Five Stages: JD and Dr Cox grow close as they go through the five stages of grief with their favourite patient, whose health is deteriorating. [AD,S]
My Cabbage: Dr Kelso is outraged when he discovers that a bird has been living in Sacred Heart. JD is irked when Elliot hooks up with intern Keith. [AD,S]
My Half-Acre: JD is introduced to quirky Julie Quinn (Mandy Moore) and love is soon in the air. Meanwhile, Carla questions Dr Cox's tough exterior. [AD,S]
My Big Bird: JD, Turk, Elliot and Carla are asked to recount the past week's events during an investigation into the mysterious death of a patient. [AD,S]
My Missed Perception: Turk and Elliot struggle to find the cause of a patient's unexplained but severe physical pain, while Carla has trouble organising the annual group photo. [AD,S]
My Jiggly Ball: Carla and Turk try to help Elliot get her old job back at Sacred Heart, and the Janitor taunts JD with the made-up game of Jiggly Ball. [AD,S]
My Day at the Races: While planning his birthday fiesta, JD finds a list of things he wanted to accomplish before he turned 30, none of which he has achieved. [AD,S]
My Intern's Eyes: JD struggles with decision-making and responsibility now that he is an attending physician, while Elliot starts learning the ropes at her new hospital. [AD,S]
My Changing Ways: With their residency over, JD, Turk and Elliot experience big changes. JD moves out to live on his own, while Turk and Carla consider family matters. [AD,S]