Ain't No Locker Like a Birthday Locker: Cindy hopes to find something special in North York for Rick's birthday, but everyone else hopes to crash the party.
Orangeville Squeeze Play: As the buyers peel into Orangeville, Ursula is determined to prove she's a major player and Paul and Bogart uncover an item that just might be cuckoo.
Spies Like Urs: Ursula enlists the help of her private investigator husband to spy on the buyers at an auction. Roy immediately blows their cover, and mocks the 'Private Dick.'
O Brother, I Hate Thou: Roy's plan to bring backup to an auction in Toronto completely backfires when his younger brother is a big hit with all the buyers.
Schlock Therapy: Roy antagonises the buyers at an auction in Don Mills with free psychological analysis. Ursula tries to rein in Paul's reckless bidding habits.
Ursula Goes Bananas!: Ursula goes ape when Roy decides her coat makes her look like a monkey, and Paul and Bogart set a terrible father-and-son example for returning buyer Jeff.
Two Men and a Fake Baby: Paul would love to see his son become a father someday, but that doesn't mean he's happy when Bogart brings a 'practice baby' to an auction.
Between a Brawk and a Hard Place: Roy takes distraction to a whole new level when he trains a talking parrot to insult the rest of the buyers at an auction in Etobicoke.
Schlock Therapy: Roy antagonises the buyers at an auction in Don Mills with free psychological analysis. Ursula tries to rein in Paul's reckless bidding habits.
Roy Dirnbeck: The Roy Dirnbeck Story: After months of waiting for Cindy to set a wedding date, Rick makes a bold move at an auction. Roy records his memoirs for posterity.
Kennys vs Kennys: Roy brings along Bogart's sisters to try and throw him off at the auction. Meanwhile, Ursula is in a bad mood and the others try to take advantage.
Roy Marks His Territory: Tensions are still running high between Roy and Ursula at auction. Roy brings his dog for support, while Ursula does her best to ignore them.
Chini-Chilla Bang Bang: Ursula hopes her pet chinchilla will bring her luck at auction. Rick and Cindy get into watersports, and Paul and Bogart make a virtue of chastity.
Worst Laid Plans: Don and the guys are in an upmarket area of Toronto for another auction. Roy is on the lookout for high end items, but will he be able to scupper Rick and Cindy?
Knockout Punch: Roy is up to his usual antics at an auction in the Old Weston neighbourhood of Toronto - only this time, Ursula strikes back with full force.
Keep Your Friends Close and the Veterans Closer: Paul and Bogart declare storage war on the veterans at an auction in Orillia. Roy cadges a ride off them instead.
Shirt Happens: Buying partnerships are put to the test at auction. Rick squirms when Cindy wants him to wear a stylish new shirt, and Ursula gets bossy.
'Cause That's What Janitors Do!: Part-time janitors Mike and Armando hope to clean up at auction. Rick and Cindy don't want to deal with yet another pair of newbies.
Who Wants to Be a Bazillionaire: Ursula's new employee Tania is tough, goth and not afraid to pick a fight at an auction. Of course, Cindy isn't about to back down.
Spies Like Urs: Ursula enlists the help of her private investigator husband to spy on the buyers at an auction. Roy immediately blows their cover, and mocks the 'Private Dick.'
O Brother, I Hate Thou: Roy's plan to bring backup to an auction in Toronto completely backfires when his younger brother is a big hit with all the buyers.
Li'l Roy: Roy disrupts a Brampton auction with a puppet that looks and acts just like him, only fouler! Ursula considers taking the plunge of opening her own store.
Giddy Up!: Nearly all the buyers have it out for each other at an auction in Ontario. Cindy almost comes to blows with Ursula, who takes great pleasure in bidding up Roy.
It's Don's World, We're Just Bidding In It: All the buyers try to impress Don the auctioneer. While Ursula bats her eyes, Paul and Bogart do their best to shine.
Big Cow Trouble in Little Ajax: Just as Paul and Bogart need to focus on the grand opening of their store, a new buyer with deep pockets wreaks havoc in Ajax.