A Winkle in Time: The time has come to call 'Adieu, Adieu!' as Rene, his lovely wife Edith and all the regulars finally bow out at the close of the war. [S]
A Fishy Send-Off: More laughs with famous babe magnet Rene and the gang. The Resistance disguise their latest dangerous operation behind a carnival float with a fishy theme. [S]
Fishmonger Float: Wartime hijinks. Renee's attempted assignations with Yvette in the broom cupboard seem more fraught with danger than any other resistance activity. [S]
Rene Artois is Still Dead: Carry On-style comedy from the writers of Are You Being Served? The village and the Germans pay their respects to the supposed mortal remains of Rene. [S]
Missing and Presumed Dead: Wartime sitcom full of funny names. Rene is taken prisoner by Louise of the Communist Resistance, who tells him he's to be her love slave! [S]
Gone with the Windmill: Farcical fun. As the war nears its end, The Colonel and Gruber make an escape bid to Spain and Herr Flick has had extensive plastic surgery. [S]
A Fishful of Francs: Wartime laughs as Michelle plans to swap an eel containing the Fallen Madonna for a dogfish containing ten million francs. Well you would, wouldn't you? [S]
Firing Squashed: Wartime sitcom. Time for a final cigarette as Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen prepare to meet their maker in front of a firing squad. [S]
Awful Wedded Wife: Farcical comedy amongst the French Resistance. Renee has organised a secret wedding with Yvette, but things have a habit of not going quite according to plan. [S]
Hitler's Last Heil: More sauce and farce. There's something to celebrate at Rene's cafe. It's his birthday and he gets a series of surprises, but not all are pleasant. [S]
Arousing Suspicions: British sauce and French farce. Rene and company must disguise themselves as Spanish dancers to recover some battle equipment from the chateau. [S]
Rene of the Gypsies: More laughs at the expense of every power player in the EU! Michelle plans to release the airmen from the drain in the square under cover of a gypsy fair. [S]
Soup and Sausage: Slightly saucy wartime farce. The British airmen are stuck down the drain in the village square. Rene plans to get them out using an old ice cream van. Simple! [S]
Prior Engagements: French farce and inspired innuendo in the WWII sitcom. In an effort to rustle up useful propaganda, Von Klinkerhoffen orders Edith to marry Captain Bertorelli. [S]
Leg it to Spain: Farcical sitcom with Gorden Kaye as amorous cafe owner Rene Artois. Those bumbling British airmen are trapped in wine barrels in the cellars of the chateau. [S]
The Gestapo Ruins a Picnic: 1980s sitcom that finds farcical fun in the French Resistance. Von Klinkerhoffen wants to use the local newspaper for Nazi propaganda and asks Rene to run it. [S]
Up the Crick Without a Piddle: More French farce. Rene and Edith meet an old friend and are awarded medals by Churchill after being transported to England in place of the airmen. [S]
Fleeing Monks: Another trip to the French cafe where the owner is always, 'ow you say, 'aving it away!' Sentenced to death by the Resistance, Rene tries to flee to England. [S]
A Quiet Honeymoon: Don't mention the war! It's David Croft's WWII sitcom. Newlyweds Fanny and Leclerc are sent to jail by the Germans. Rene is in no hurry to rescue them. [S]
The Nouvion Oars: Despairing Rene Artois is caught up in more wartime escapades. Helga plans to marry Herr Flick in order to report his every move to General Von Klinkerhoffen. [S]
The Gestapo for the High Jump: Wacky wartime farce as Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen of the Gestapo plan to infiltrate the Resistance disguised as British airmen. [S]
Desperate Doings in the Graveyard: Saucy wartime farce. A powerful transmitter has been erected beneath the tomb of Rene's twin brother. Rene tries to send a message to London. [S]
Enigma's End: New, Classic wartime absurdity. Rene hides the Enigma machine, two British airmen, the Fallen Madonna, gold bars and the Cracked Vase painting all in one cafe. [S]
Christmas Puddings: Saucy sitcom loaded with wartime romeos and naughty waitresses. Where would you hide 1,000 kilos of stolen explosives? In 500 Christmas puddings, of course. [S]
LeClerc Against the Wall: LeClerc is arrested on suspicion of stealing the Gestapo's money and faces execution unless it's returned, but Edith's mother has cooked it in the oven. [S]
Going Like a Bomb: Wartime romp. Captain Bertorelli, pockets crammed with loot, is snitched on. Michelle and Crabtree hatch another bonkers plot to ship the airmen to Blighty. [S]
The Exploding Bedpan: Saucy French farce in David Croft and Jeremy Lloyd's wartime sitcom. Alfonse's dicky ticker plays up when he's being interrogated by the Gestapo. [S]
Forged Francs and Fishsellers: More un-PC laughs as Rene gets rid of the money and tries to dispose of the microfilm, only to be hampered by naughty Resistance girls. [S]
Communists in the Cupboard: Dodgy accents abound in the wartime comedy. Where to hide the million francs stolen from nasty Nazi Herr Flick? Down Rene's trousers of course. [S]
The Bank Job: Classic war farce. Rene and Leclerc escape from the Resistance with the view to collect a ransom from General Von Klinkerhoffen. But they resort to robbing a bank. [S]
The Jet-Propelled Mother-in-Law: More endearing comic tales from David Croft's farcical wartime sitcom. Colonel von Klinkerhoffen visits the local vineyards for a wine-tasting. [S]
The Sausages in the Trousers: Vintage laughs much enjoyed by our European neighbours. Gruber has finished the paintings, but where can they be hidden? Of course! In the sausages. [S]
Swiftly and with Style: Terrible accents to the fore in the classic World War II sitcom. Rene and Captain Geering are ambushed by the Resistance, while Edith gets a proposal. [S]
The Fallen Madonna: Classic farce in the wartime cafe owned by the ultimate French lover. Rene and the Colonel decide to smuggle out the two British airmen disguised as Germans. [S]
Arousing Suspicions: British sauce and French farce. Rene and company must disguise themselves as Spanish dancers to recover some battle equipment from the chateau. [S]
An Almighty Bang: More wartime laughs in the saucy comedy set in occupied France. The Colonel tries to stop Von Flockenstoffen's kidnap plan. Fanny and LeClerc are stuck in a folding bed. [S]
Hans Goes Over the Top: Wartime farce as Rene and co struggle to find a way out of the German POW camp, but their series of desperate escape plans is only partially successful. [S]
The Great Un-Escape: Saucy laughs with amorous cafe owner Rene Artois. He finds himself knee-deep in a tunnel - all part of his quest to find uniforms for the British airmen. [S]
Flight of Fancy: Nazi-occupied France is the setting for the saucy international sitcom. In order to get the airmen back to Blighty, Rene and co disguise themselves as roadworkers. [S]
The Sausage in the Wardrobe: More liberties taken with the French, and anything involving a sausage is usually funny. A rescue plan is hatched for Maria and the Fallen Madonna. [S]
Gruber Does Some Mincing: Wonderfully politically incorrect wartime comedy with Gordon Kaye as Rene Artois. Gruber's dog has ended up with the sausage containing the painting. [S]
Herr Flick's Revenge: David Croft's wartime comedy gives the opportunity for hammy acting dressed in leather. Down in the dungeons of the chateau, Herr Flick awaits his victims. [S]
Herr Flick's Revenge: David Croft's wartime comedy gives the opportunity for hammy acting dressed in leather. Down in the dungeons of the chateau, Herr Flick awaits his victims. [S]
The Duel: I shall say this only once - another episode of the classic wartime sitcom. Monsieur Alfonse and Rene are set to duel over the hand of Edith. [S]
The Policeman Cometh: While Rene believes he is finally getting rid of the British airmen, another agent is dropped by parachute, disguised as a French policeman with a bad accent. [S]
The Funeral: Saucy goings-on and culture clashes in the ever-popular wartime comedy. Following his supposed execution, Rene finds himself having to arrange his own funeral. [S]
The Execution: Klop! Wartime hi-jinks with a pan-European range of characters. Rene is imprisoned by General von Klinkerhoffen, who orders General von Strohm to make him suffer. [S]
The Dreaded Circular Saw: Good moaning, I shall say zis only vonce... classic laughs with Rene and co. in the outrageous wartime sitcom. Rene and Leclerc open up Gruber's safe. [S]