Malcolm in the Middle

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Malcolm in the MiddleThanksgiving: As Thanksgiving approaches, Malcolm catches the eye of a girl from school, Reese prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving meal, and Francis and Piama consider divorce. (S5 Ep4) [S]Thu, Mar 18, 9:30 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleGoodbye Kitty: Stevie goes into shock when he's told that his parents are getting divorced. Reese gets caught up in a diary's steamy entries, unaware that it belongs to Lois. (S5 Ep3) [S]Thu, Mar 18, 9:00 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleWatching the Baby: Hal is branded a shoplifter when he leaves a tired Lois to rest and goes out to buy nappies. Dewey tells the baby a fantastical tale to keep him from crying. (S5 Ep2)Wed, Mar 17, 9:30 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleVegas: When the family travels to Las Vegas, Hal dreams about hitting the jackpot, and Lois gets to meet her favourite singer backstage at a show. (S5 Ep1) [S]Wed, Mar 17, 9:00 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleDay Care: As the family joins a church to get free day care for baby Jamie, Francis tries to help the ranch cash in on a local UFO craze. (S4 Ep22) [S]Tue, Mar 16, 9:30 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleBaby (Part 2): While Lois goes into labour at home, Hal winds up hallucinating in an emergency room and the boys wander into a hospital parenting class. (S4 Ep21) [S]Tue, Mar 16, 9:00 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleBaby (Part 1): Hal takes the boys to a bridal show, Lois's mother decides she wants to move in with the family, and Malcolm gets an offer to enrol in a prestigious private school. (S4 Ep20) [S]Mon, Mar 15, 9:30 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleFuture Malcolm: Malcolm meets a chess-playing layabout who could be him in 30 years, and Francis objects to Piama posing nude in an art class. (S4 Ep19) [S]Mon, Mar 15, 9:00 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleReese's Party: With Hal and Lois away on a less-than-romantic trip, Reese throws a party. But the night soon goes off the rails when Francis's delinquent friends crash it. (S4 Ep18) [S]Fri, Mar 12, 9:30 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleClip Show #2: As Lois and Hal write their wills in preparation for the baby's birth, they recall various colourful incidents with their four current children. (S4 Ep17) [S]Fri, Mar 12, 9:00 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleAcademic Octathlon: Malcolm competes in an academic octathlon, but can't stand the intensity of the other competitors. And Hal fights to regain Dewey's love. (S4 Ep16) [S]Thu, Mar 11, 9:30 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleGarage Sale: Hal and Lois allow Reese to take charge of the garage sale, hoping he will rise to the challenge if they give him more responsibility. (S4 Ep15) [S]Thu, Mar 11, 9:00 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleHal's Friend: Hal spends a wild night with an old high school buddy, Malcolm tries to liberate Dabney from his mother's control, and Francis spends a night hanging out with Otto. (S4 Ep14) [S]Wed, Mar 10, 9:30 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleKicked Out: When Hal kicks Malcolm out of the house for misbehaviour, Reese tries to take advantage of the situation by coming up with a truly terrible stunt of his own. (S4 Ep12) [S]Wed, Mar 10, 9:00 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleLong Drive: Lois uses a drive with Malcolm to further his sex education. Meanwhile, Reese spends a day in prison and Francis has an accident when he brands Otto's favourite cow. (S4 Ep11) [S]Tue, Mar 9, 9:30 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleIf Boys Were Girls: Wondering about the gender of her new baby, Lois imagines what life would be like if her boys were girls. (S4 Ep10) [S]Tue, Mar 9, 9:00 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleGrandma Sues: When Lois's mother visits, she trips on a leaf and decides to sue Hal and Lois - just as Lois finds out that she's pregnant again. (S4 Ep9)Mon, Mar 8, 9:30 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleBoys at Ranch: On a family visit to Francis's ranch, Hal is disappointed in Francis's success, while Reese and Malcolm fear Francis has turned into an overly responsible grown-up. (S4 Ep8)Mon, Mar 8, 9:00 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleMalcolm Holds His Tongue: Malcolm tries to not speak his mind. Hal takes up race-walking. Reese goes on a date with his girlfriend - and Craig. (S4 Ep7) [S]Fri, Mar 5, 9:30 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleForbidden Girlfriend: Malcolm sneaks around to date a girl whose father hates him. Dewey has an evil twin. Hal and Lois become more productive when they can't have sex for a week. (S4 Ep6) [S]Fri, Mar 5, 9:00 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleForwards Backwards: As Malcolm and Reese fight an escalating battle of revenge, they flash back to the chain of events that led to the war. Francis and Otto fear an evil cow. (S4 Ep5) [S]Thu, Mar 4, 9:30 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleStupid Girl: Malcolm tries to 'dumb down' to attract a cute girl who he thinks is unintelligent. Meanwhile, Hal rents a steamroller and becomes addicted to crushing things. (S4 Ep4) [S]Thu, Mar 4, 9:00 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleFamily Reunion: When Lois is repeatedly insulted at Hal's family reunion, the boys plot revenge and Hal decides to finally stand up to his father. (S4 Ep3) [S]Wed, Mar 3, 9:30 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleHumilithon: Malcolm endures extreme humiliation during his first week at high school. Dewey revels in returning to an empty house after school when he becomes a latchkey kid. (S4 Ep2) [S]Wed, Mar 3, 9:00 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleZoo: Dewey and Malcolm fall into a tiger pen at the zoo. Reese butts heads with a goat. Francis takes a new job at a ranch. (S4 Ep1) [S]Tue, Mar 2, 9:30 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleMonkey: Craig's new helper monkey turns vicious. Francis is stuck between his wife and his best friend, who hate each other. (S3 Ep22) [S]Tue, Mar 2, 9:00 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleCliques: To their horror, Malcolm and the Krelboynes have to join the regular student body. Hal itches to knock down Dewey's elaborate domino set-up. (S3 Ep21) [S]Mon, Mar 1, 9:30 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleJury Duty: While Lois is on jury duty, Hal tries to solve the murder case that he thinks she's assigned to. Meanwhile, the boys get lost in a sewer. (S3 Ep20) [S]Mon, Mar 1, 9:00 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleClip Show: After the family car gets damaged and the boys won't own up to causing the incident, Hal takes them to see a psychiatrist. (S3 Ep19) [S]Fri, Feb 26, 9:30 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddlePoker #2: While Hal starts contests with his poker buddies, Reese sets Stevie up with a player's daughter. Malcolm discovers the daughter of another player has a gun in her bag. (S3 Ep18) [S]Fri, Feb 26, 9:00 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleDewey's Dog: Dewey hides a dog from his parents, who are trying to have a romantic date - despite both of them being sick. Spangler finds Francis at the logging camp. (S3 Ep17) [S]Thu, Feb 25, 9:30 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleHal Coaches: Much to Dewey's horror, Hal becomes coach of Dewey's football team. Malcolm gets unexpected results when he programs his computer to act out the lives of his family. (S3 Ep16) [S]Thu, Feb 25, 9:00 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleHal's Birthday: Lois and Hal are angry when Francis arrives at Hal's birthday with his new wife. Malcolm, Reese and Dewey run away from home because of all the yelling. (S3 Ep15) [S]Wed, Feb 24, 9:30 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleCynthia's Back: Malcolm reveals Cynthia's big secret to Reese. Dewey helps Hal overcome his fear of kites. And Francis becomes enchanted with a totem pole. (S3 Ep14) [S]Wed, Feb 24, 9:00 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleReese Drives: Reese gets into trouble during his first driving lesson. Malcolm helps Craig install a new stereo. And Francis barters an endless chain of favours to pay off a debt. (S3 Ep13) [S]Tue, Feb 23, 9:30 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleCompany Picnic - Part 2: As the picnic continues, Hal suffers a case of mistaken identity, Malcolm further humiliates himself, and Reese bonds with his scavenger hunt partner. (S3 Ep12) [S]Tue, Feb 23, 9:00 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleCompany Picnic - Part 1: At a company picnic, Hal anxiously tries to avoid his new boss. And Lois forbids Dewey from eating sweets to avoid a hyperactive incident. (S3 Ep11) [S]Mon, Feb 22, 9:30 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleLois's Makeover: A scathing review from a customer leads to a makeover for Lois. And while the boys take on Hal at basketball, Francis becomes a rat catcher. (S3 Ep10) [S]Mon, Feb 22, 9:00 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleReese's Job: Reese is accused of stealing at his new job, Dewey tries to convince his parents that he can keep a goldfish alive, and Malcolm gets irritated with a class genius. (S3 Ep9) [S]Fri, Feb 19, 9:30 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddlePoker: Hal accuses Abe of cheating him at poker, Francis weathers a storm at the logging camp, and Reese and Lois attend a dance class. (S3 Ep8) [S]Fri, Feb 19, 9:00 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleChristmas: While Lois tries to get the boys to behave until Christmas by holding their presents hostage, Francis spends the holiday with his mean-spirited grandmother. (S3 Ep7) [S]Thu, Feb 18, 9:30 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleHealth Scare: Hal's worried when he finds a lump and awaits the biopsy results. Dewey babysits the class hamster, and Francis is challenged to a fight at the logging camp. (S3 Ep6) [S]Thu, Feb 18, 9:00 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleCharity: The boys make personal profit when they do some church charity work. And Francis gets his first taste of life in a logging camp. (S3 Ep5) [S]Wed, Feb 17, 9:30 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleMalcolm's Girlfriend: Malcolm gets his first official girlfriend, Francis watches a real-life soap opera unfold from a jail cell, and Dewey makes a friend - who isn't imaginary. (S3 Ep4)Wed, Feb 17, 9:00 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleBook Club: When Lois joins a book club, Hal worries about how he'll get the boys to behave while she's away. Francis is tested by a trucker who he's hitchhiking with. (S3 Ep3)Tue, Feb 16, 9:30 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleEmancipation: Malcolm and the Krelboynes do battle with a tough new teacher. Francis tries to get Lois to talk to him after his self-emancipation. (S3 Ep2) [S]Tue, Feb 16, 9:00 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleHouseboat: While both Malcolm and Stevie's families vacation together on a houseboat, Francis decides to quit school and move to Alaska. (S3 Ep1) [S]Mon, Feb 15, 9:30 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleFlashback: When Lois thinks she might be pregnant again, she and Hal think back to how their lives changed with the births of each of their sons. (S2 Ep25) [S]Mon, Feb 15, 9:00 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleEvacuation: Hal inadvertently causes a toxic chemical spill that forces a neighbourhood evacuation. Malcolm deals with being grounded in an emergency shelter. (S2 Ep24) [S]Fri, Feb 12, 9:30 amE430 mins
Malcolm in the MiddleCarnival: When Malcolm, Reese, Dewey and Stevie sneak out to a county fair, they get locked inside after hours with a drunk and belligerent security guard. (S2 Ep23) [S]Fri, Feb 12, 9:00 amE430 mins