Up All Night: Gloria isn't happy with Jay's reaction to the arrival of Javier, Manny's infamously unreliable dad. Phil is suffering from kidney stones. (S1 Ep11) [AD,S]
Crazy Train: When Dede gets remarried, Manny convinces the family to take the train to the wedding. And Jay's ecstatic that Dede is moving on for good. (S7 Ep21) [AD,S]
Crazy Train: When Dede gets remarried, Manny convinces the family to take the train to the wedding. And Jay's ecstatic that Dede is moving on for good. (S7 Ep21) [AD,S]
Moon Landing: Claire feels slightly inadequate when her old friend, Valerie (guest star Minnie Driver), visits and is nothing like Claire remembered. (S1 Ep14) [AD,S]
Moon Landing: Claire feels slightly inadequate when her old friend, Valerie (guest star Minnie Driver), visits and is nothing like Claire remembered. (S1 Ep14) [AD,S]
Double-Click: Claire can't seem to find the right time to fire an employee, Phil thinks he caught Luke with a girl in his bed, and no one notices that Alex has moved back. (S7 Ep22) [AD,S]
Double-Click: Claire can't seem to find the right time to fire an employee, Phil thinks he caught Luke with a girl in his bed, and no one notices that Alex has moved back. (S7 Ep22) [AD,S]
My Funky Valentine: Phil and Claire break from their traditional Valentine's Day dinner date and plan a little role play excursion. And Jay and Gloria's ideas of romance clash. (S1 Ep15) [AD,S]
Fears: When Phil and Luke embark on a discovery expedition underneath the house, Phil tries not to let his fear of the dark and of creepy crawlies get the best of him. (S1 Ep16) [AD,S]
My Funky Valentine: Phil and Claire break from their traditional Valentine's Day dinner date and plan a little role play excursion. And Jay and Gloria's ideas of romance clash. (S1 Ep15) [AD,S]
Fears: When Phil and Luke embark on a discovery expedition underneath the house, Phil tries not to let his fear of the dark and of creepy crawlies get the best of him. (S1 Ep16) [AD,S]
A Tale of Three Cities: There's a reunion after trips took the Dunphys to New York; Mitch, Cam and Lily to the Midwest; and Jay, Gloria, Manny and Joe to Juarez in Mexico. (S8 Ep1) [AD,S]
Express Yourself: Phil has the crazy idea of going on a spontaneous trip to Paris with Claire. And Jay takes over their bathroom renovation. (S7 Ep17) [AD,S]
A Tale of Three Cities: There's a reunion after trips took the Dunphys to New York; Mitch, Cam and Lily to the Midwest; and Jay, Gloria, Manny and Joe to Juarez in Mexico. (S8 Ep1) [AD,S]
Man Shouldn't Lie: Claire brings home a stray dog and gets the kids to help her hide it. And Cameron rents out the upstairs apartment to a Christian rock band. (S7 Ep19) [AD,S]
Express Yourself: Phil has the crazy idea of going on a spontaneous trip to Paris with Claire. And Jay takes over their bathroom renovation. (S7 Ep17) [AD,S]
Man Shouldn't Lie: Claire brings home a stray dog and gets the kids to help her hide it. And Cameron rents out the upstairs apartment to a Christian rock band. (S7 Ep19) [AD,S]
Truth Be Told: After reconnecting on Facebook, Phil invites his old high school girlfriend to drop by the house, but this friendly visit quickly turns into trouble. (S1 Ep17) [AD,S]
Starry Night: Jay and Mitchell set out on their traditional father-son outing to see the meteor showers, but Mitchell is surprised to see that Manny will be joining them. (S1 Ep18) [AD,S]
Truth Be Told: After reconnecting on Facebook, Phil invites his old high school girlfriend to drop by the house, but this friendly visit quickly turns into trouble. (S1 Ep17) [AD,S]
Starry Night: Jay and Mitchell set out on their traditional father-son outing to see the meteor showers, but Mitchell is surprised to see that Manny will be joining them. (S1 Ep18) [AD,S]
Promposal: With Closet-Con imminent, Claire's on high alert and convinced there's a company mole. Phil goes vigilante when he and Gloria confront Alice for stealing her recipe. (S7 Ep20) [AD,S]
Crazy Train: When Dede gets remarried, Manny convinces the family to take the train to the wedding. And Jay's ecstatic that Dede is moving on for good. (S7 Ep21) [AD,S]
Promposal: With Closet-Con imminent, Claire's on high alert and convinced there's a company mole. Phil goes vigilante when he and Gloria confront Alice for stealing her recipe. (S7 Ep20) [AD,S]
Crazy Train: When Dede gets remarried, Manny convinces the family to take the train to the wedding. And Jay's ecstatic that Dede is moving on for good. (S7 Ep21) [AD,S]
Game Changer: Mitchell decides to toughen up, Cameron gets involved in a neighbour's marital problems, and it's Jay against Gloria and Manny in chess. (S1 Ep19) [AD,S]
Benched: When Luke and Manny's hot-tempered basketball coach quits in the middle of a game, Jay and Phil both jockey to fill the position. (S1 Ep20) [AD,S]
Game Changer: Mitchell decides to toughen up, Cameron gets involved in a neighbour's marital problems, and it's Jay against Gloria and Manny in chess. (S1 Ep19) [AD,S]
Benched: When Luke and Manny's hot-tempered basketball coach quits in the middle of a game, Jay and Phil both jockey to fill the position. (S1 Ep20) [AD,S]
Blindsided: The Dunphys and Pritchetts go head-to-head when Luke decides his best chance of getting into college is to run against Manny in the senior class president election. (S8 Ep3) [AD,S]
Promposal: With Closet-Con imminent, Claire's on high alert and convinced there's a company mole. Phil goes vigilante when he and Gloria confront Alice for stealing her recipe. (S7 Ep20) [AD,S]
Blindsided: The Dunphys and Pritchetts go head-to-head when Luke decides his best chance of getting into college is to run against Manny in the senior class president election. (S8 Ep3) [AD,S]
Promposal: With Closet-Con imminent, Claire's on high alert and convinced there's a company mole. Phil goes vigilante when he and Gloria confront Alice for stealing her recipe. (S7 Ep20) [AD,S]
Weathering Heights: Phil's excited when he's invited onto the local news. And his day gets even better when he meets his weatherman hero, Rainer Shine (guest star Nathan Fillion). (S8 Ep4) [AD,S]
Weathering Heights: Phil's excited when he's invited onto the local news. And his day gets even better when he meets his weatherman hero, Rainer Shine (guest star Nathan Fillion). (S8 Ep4) [AD,S]
Travels with Scout: When Phil's dad turns up in a mobile home with a little four-legged friend, Claire thinks he might be hiding an ulterior motive for his visit. (S1 Ep21) [AD,S]
Airport 2010: For Jay's birthday, Gloria surprises him with a getaway to Hawaii - but she's invited the whole family. And there's no greater test than travelling with the family. (S1 Ep22) [AD,S]
Travels with Scout: When Phil's dad turns up in a mobile home with a little four-legged friend, Claire thinks he might be hiding an ulterior motive for his visit. (S1 Ep21) [AD,S]
Airport 2010: For Jay's birthday, Gloria surprises him with a getaway to Hawaii - but she's invited the whole family. And there's no greater test than travelling with the family. (S1 Ep22) [AD,S]
The Cover-Up: Phil has a new client who is also 'his type'. Afraid that might get him into trouble with Claire, he tells some seemingly innocent lies, which lead to more lies... (S7 Ep16) [AD,S]
I Don't Know How She Does It: Claire has turned into super mum, running Jay's business and having time for all the duties at home. The kids are happy, but Phil is frustrated. (S7 Ep15) [AD,S]
Fizbo: Phil and Claire throw Luke the biggest birthday party a boy could want. But when Cameron appears as a clown named Fizbo, it sets off a chain of events that ends in hospital. (S1 Ep9) [AD,S]
Great Expectations: With a history of giving bad gifts, Claire is determined to surprise Phil with an amazing anniversary present - a private performance by Izzy LaFontaine. (S1 Ep8) [AD,S]
The Cover-Up: Phil has a new client who is also 'his type'. Afraid that might get him into trouble with Claire, he tells some seemingly innocent lies, which lead to more lies... (S7 Ep16) [AD,S]
I Don't Know How She Does It: Claire has turned into super mum, running Jay's business and having time for all the duties at home. The kids are happy, but Phil is frustrated. (S7 Ep15) [AD,S]
Thunk in the Trunk: With Claire's business up and running, Phil's got a new role doing all the housework. But he feels invisible, ignored and under-appreciated... (S7 Ep13) [AD,S]
Promposal: With Closet-Con imminent, Claire's on high alert and convinced there's a company mole. Phil goes vigilante when he and Gloria confront Alice for stealing her recipe. (S7 Ep20) [AD,S]
En Garde: The family supports Manny's new interest - fencing. It turns out he's pretty good at it, but Jay's proud enthusiasm triggers an old childhood wound for Mitchell. (S1 Ep7) [AD,S]
The Storm: When a huge thunderstorm knocks out the power, the whole family congregate at Jay and Gloria's to use their generator. But Jay wants to go to a Navy reunion. (S7 Ep14) [AD,S]
Thunk in the Trunk: With Claire's business up and running, Phil's got a new role doing all the housework. But he feels invisible, ignored and under-appreciated... (S7 Ep13) [AD,S]
Man Shouldn't Lie: Claire brings home a stray dog and gets the kids to help her hide it. And Cameron rents out the upstairs apartment to a Christian rock band. (S7 Ep19) [AD,S]
Coal Digger: The family are invited to Jay and Gloria's for a barbecue and football, but an incident at school between Manny and Luke makes things awkward for Gloria and Claire. (S1 Ep5) [AD,S]
The Incident: Claire and Mitchell's mother, Dede, drops in for a surprise visit and is determined to make amends with everyone who she offended during 'the incident'. (S1 Ep4) [AD,S]
I Don't Know How She Does It: Claire has turned into super mum, running Jay's business and having time for all the duties at home. The kids are happy, but Phil is frustrated. (S7 Ep15) [AD,S]
The Storm: When a huge thunderstorm knocks out the power, the whole family congregate at Jay and Gloria's to use their generator. But Jay wants to go to a Navy reunion. (S7 Ep14) [AD,S]
Baby Steps: Cam and Mitch debate the pros and cons of adopting another baby after receiving an unexpected call from the agency. And Claire lands an interview for her dream job. (S11 Ep15) [S]
Paris: The family head to Paris so that Jay can accept a lifetime achievement award for his work in the closet industry. But his old nemesis, Earl Chambers, haunts him. (S11 Ep13) [S]
White Christmas: In an attempt to have the perfect white Christmas that she never had in Colombia, Gloria rents a cabin in the mountains for the whole family. (S7 Ep9) [AD,S]
Clean for a Day: Claire tells the family to clean their clutter out of the house but ends up rekindling a whole lot of emotional attachment. (S7 Ep12) [AD,S]
Dead on a Rival: Mitchell learns a valuable life lesson when Murray shows up unexpectedly. And the Dunphys' old neighbour Kenneth, who's now a tech titan, visits. (S11 Ep12) [S]
Legacy: Phil visits his dad to make sure he's OK after hearing some concerning news. Meanwhile, Jay gives Claire and Mitch a bunch of their old childhood memorabilia. (S11 Ep11) [S]
Spread Your Wings: With Phil away visiting Alex at college, Claire and the kids seize the opportunity to get the ducklings to leave the house. (S7 Ep11) [AD,S]
The Prescott: Alex's new company puts her up at a luxury apartment with full amenities and famous neighbours - and the family are keen to make the most of it... (S11 Ep10) [S]
The Last Christmas: Cameron hopes to keep everyone happy for Christmas dinner, but Mitchell thinks he has an ulterior motive. Meanwhile, Claire tries to dodge Jay's job offer. (S11 Ep9) [S]
Playdates: Claire and Phil have dinner plans with a great couple they met on holiday. But they never pick up the bill, so Claire tells Phil to insist that they pay this time... (S7 Ep10) [AD,S]
Tree's a Crowd: The Dunphy home is bursting when Dylan's hippie mum moves in and Claire's stepdad wants to visit. Jay and Gloria try to help Manny get over his breakup. (S11 Ep8) [S]
The Last Thanksgiving: Cameron and Mitchell's friends mistakenly assume they've split up - and they've definitely chosen a side. And Haley attempts to cook Thanksgiving dinner. (S11 Ep7) [S]
White Christmas: In an attempt to have the perfect white Christmas that she never had in Colombia, Gloria rents a cabin in the mountains for the whole family. (S7 Ep9) [AD,S]
Spuds: Phil and Claire take Haley and Dylan to dinner to reassure them they're not bad parents. Mitch and Cam chaperone Lily's first date. Jay and Gloria go to Joe's school play. (S11 Ep14) [S]
A Game of Chicken: Gloria tries to secretly baptise the twins before Haley and Dylan get home. Cam is at war with his school's mascot. Claire deals with the closet fiasco fallout. (S11 Ep6) [S]
The Last Halloween: Phil's determined to scare Claire on Halloween. And for the first time, Gloria is self-conscious about her age when someone correctly assumes she's Jay's wife. (S11 Ep5) [S]
Clean Out Your Junk Drawer: Gloria wins a bid at the school auction for a family seminar with famous doctor and self-help book author Debra Radcliffe. (S7 Ep8) [AD,S]
Phil's Sexy, Sexy House: At Jay and Gloria's post-Thanksgiving leftovers brunch, everyone agrees to sneak into Mitch and Cam's friend's sexy, sleek house for a bit of fun. (S7 Ep7) [AD,S]
Clean Out Your Junk Drawer: Gloria wins a bid at the school auction for a family seminar with famous doctor and self-help book author Debra Radcliffe. (S7 Ep8) [AD,S]
Pool Party: Mitch and Cam help Lily overcome her insecurities about wearing a bathing suit to a pool party, but discover that they have their own self-doubts. (S11 Ep4) [S]
Perfect Pairs: Phil, Claire, Alex and Luke love looking after the twins, but find it exhausting. But then they realise that the babies might be useful for their to-do lists... (S11 Ep3) [S]
The More You Ignore Me: Claire and Phil have their hands full when Luke gets arrested for driving without a licence, and then they catch Alex sneaking out of a liquor store. (S7 Ep6) [AD,S]
The Verdict: Claire is excited about giving Haley and Alex a great time on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, but the staff don't make it easy. Gloria is thrilled to be on jury duty. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]
Phil's Sexy, Sexy House: At Jay and Gloria's post-Thanksgiving leftovers brunch, everyone agrees to sneak into Mitch and Cam's friend's sexy, sleek house for a bit of fun. (S7 Ep7) [AD,S]
Snapped: Claire needs to clear the house before anyone makes her look bad in front of a reporter from an important women's business magazine. Jay invites Manny to a wine tasting. (S11 Ep2) [S]
New Kids on the Block: Haley is determined to follow the advice in her parenting books with the twins, but Phil and Claire think their old methods are better. (S11 Ep1) [S]
The More You Ignore Me: Claire and Phil have their hands full when Luke gets arrested for driving without a licence, and then they catch Alex sneaking out of a liquor store. (S7 Ep6) [AD,S]
The Verdict: Claire is excited about giving Haley and Alex a great time on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, but the staff don't make it easy. Gloria is thrilled to be on jury duty. (S7 Ep5) [AD,S]
She Crazy: Phil is excited about project 'hatch the duck eggs', and even builds a whole habitat for them, but no one else seems as keen about the project. (S7 Ep4) [AD,S]
Stand by Your Man: Dylan and Luke are impressed by Bill's tales of heroism as a firefighter, which makes Phil feel emasculated. So he invites the guys over for male bonding. (S10 Ep18) [S]
The Wild: Mitch, Cam and Phil crash Jay's annual hiking trip to find an elusive bald eagle. And Gloria, Alex, Claire and Haley get together to plan a baby shower. (S10 Ep17) [S]
She Crazy: Phil is excited about project 'hatch the duck eggs', and even builds a whole habitat for them, but no one else seems as keen about the project. (S7 Ep4) [AD,S]