The Big Game: With a big football game coming up and a record to break, Coach Cam is intensely focused and showing no mercy, even when the opposition are at a disadvantage. (S5 Ep9) [AD,S]
The Old Man & the Tree: Jay takes Manny out to cut down a Christmas tree. Gloria is on edge with Mum in town, but changes her tune when she sees her bonding with Claire. (S5 Ep10) [AD,S]
Kids These Days: Haley needs motherly advice as she considers her future with Dylan and her career. Jay and Cam's politically incorrect coaching earns them a sensitivity lesson. (S10 Ep8) [S]
A Sketchy Area: Phil finds a new career after visiting Luke's college. Mitch's new case as an assistant DA is marred by an unflattering courtroom sketch by the resident artist. (S10 Ep3) [S]
Kids These Days: Haley needs motherly advice as she considers her future with Dylan and her career. Jay and Cam's politically incorrect coaching earns them a sensitivity lesson. (S10 Ep8) [S]
A Sketchy Area: Phil finds a new career after visiting Luke's college. Mitch's new case as an assistant DA is marred by an unflattering courtroom sketch by the resident artist. (S10 Ep3) [S]
And One to Grow On: Phil tricks Luke into taking a dance class, but the joke's on him when the white lie indirectly lands him in the slammer. (S5 Ep11) [AD,S]
Under Pressure: The high school open house puts the parents in a time warp when Claire gets stressed out by all the pressure. Jay teaches Phil how to play truant. (S5 Ep12) [AD,S]
And One to Grow On: Phil tricks Luke into taking a dance class, but the joke's on him when the white lie indirectly lands him in the slammer. (S5 Ep11) [AD,S]
Under Pressure: The high school open house puts the parents in a time warp when Claire gets stressed out by all the pressure. Jay teaches Phil how to play truant. (S5 Ep12) [AD,S]
Torn Between Two Lovers: Haley struggles when she must choose between her past and present relationships. Manny returns to college while his girlfriend stays at Jay and Gloria's. (S10 Ep4) [S]
Torn Between Two Lovers: Haley struggles when she must choose between her past and present relationships. Manny returns to college while his girlfriend stays at Jay and Gloria's. (S10 Ep4) [S]
The Feud: Phil's upset to lose his position of social chair to his nemesis Gil. When he learns that Luke is competing against Gil's kid at wrestling, it becomes a personal battle. (S5 Ep15) [AD,S]
Spring-a-Ding-Fling: Cameron oversees the school's big spring dance, but when a popular teacher returns from sabbatical, a bit of not-so-friendly competition blooms. (S5 Ep16) [AD,S]
The Feud: Phil's upset to lose his position of social chair to his nemesis Gil. When he learns that Luke is competing against Gil's kid at wrestling, it becomes a personal battle. (S5 Ep15) [AD,S]
Spring-a-Ding-Fling: Cameron oversees the school's big spring dance, but when a popular teacher returns from sabbatical, a bit of not-so-friendly competition blooms. (S5 Ep16) [AD,S]
Good Grief: It's another epic Halloween full of costumes, tricks and treats for the Dunphy-Pritchett-Tucker clan as they deal with huge, unexpected news. (S10 Ep5) [S]
Good Grief: It's another epic Halloween full of costumes, tricks and treats for the Dunphy-Pritchett-Tucker clan as they deal with huge, unexpected news. (S10 Ep5) [S]
In Your Head: Luke goes missing after a night out. Can Manny, Phil and Gloria find him? Haley tries to land an interview with the creator of a big lifestyle website. (S9 Ep13) [AD,S]
In Your Head: Luke goes missing after a night out. Can Manny, Phil and Gloria find him? Haley tries to land an interview with the creator of a big lifestyle website. (S9 Ep13) [AD,S]
Other People's Children: It's male-bonding day when Jay takes Luke into the garage to show him how to use tools and impart some manly wisdom. (S5 Ep17) [AD,S]
Vegas: The adults are Vegas-bound when Jay hooks them up with Excelsior Level hotel accommodation, courtesy of one of his big clients. (S5 Ep18) [AD,S]
Other People's Children: It's male-bonding day when Jay takes Luke into the garage to show him how to use tools and impart some manly wisdom. (S5 Ep17) [AD,S]
Vegas: The adults are Vegas-bound when Jay hooks them up with Excelsior Level hotel accommodation, courtesy of one of his big clients. (S5 Ep18) [AD,S]
On the Same Paige: Phil's real estate class will be cancelled if any more students drop it. So he turns on his charm to try to convince one student, Paige, to stay. (S10 Ep6) [S]
On the Same Paige: Phil's real estate class will be cancelled if any more students drop it. So he turns on his charm to try to convince one student, Paige, to stay. (S10 Ep6) [S]
Written in the Stars: Phil thinks that Gloria is upset with Jay for dropping the ball on Valentine's Day, so he convinces Jay to spice things up with a little role playing. (S9 Ep14) [AD,S]
Wine Weekend: The family go on a wine-tasting trip, and Gloria and Mitch are invited to a party at Oprah's house - but they can't bring anyone else. (S9 Ep16) [AD,S]
Written in the Stars: Phil thinks that Gloria is upset with Jay for dropping the ball on Valentine's Day, so he convinces Jay to spice things up with a little role playing. (S9 Ep14) [AD,S]
Wine Weekend: The family go on a wine-tasting trip, and Gloria and Mitch are invited to a party at Oprah's house - but they can't bring anyone else. (S9 Ep16) [AD,S]
A Hard Jay's Night: Mitch struggles to hide his true feelings about the unflattering wedding topper that Cam's father whittled out of soap for them. (S5 Ep19) [AD,S]
Australia: The entire family tag along as Phil fulfils his mum's wish for him to return to his roots and visit the country where he was conceived - Australia. (S5 Ep20) [AD,S]
A Hard Jay's Night: Mitch struggles to hide his true feelings about the unflattering wedding topper that Cam's father whittled out of soap for them. (S5 Ep19) [AD,S]
Australia: The entire family tag along as Phil fulfils his mum's wish for him to return to his roots and visit the country where he was conceived - Australia. (S5 Ep20) [AD,S]
Career Day: Phil is chuffed to share the wonders of residential real estate with Luke and Manny's classmates for career day, but unfortunately his nemesis, Gil Thorpe, shows up. (S4 Ep21) [AD,S]
Flip Flop: Phil is confident that he can sell Claire and Cam's renovated house, but when it proves harder than he thought, he resorts to desperate measures. (S4 Ep20) [AD,S]
Sex, Lies, and Kickball: Jay's best friend, Shorty, returns from Costa Rica and stays at the house so that they can reconnect. And Alex is ready to shed her good-girl image. (S9 Ep4) [AD,S]
Catch of the Day: Phil is convinced he's going to have a bad luck day after failing to complete his daily superstition. Mitch is certain that Cam is undermining him. (S9 Ep3) [AD,S]
Royal Visit: When Haley's astrophysicist boyfriend visits, Claire and Phil compete to prove who's smarter. Mitch and Cam go to a yoga retreat. (S9 Ep17) [S]
The Future Dunphys: When Phil takes Claire to the hospital for her angiogram, they meet a family who are basically their future selves. They're not sure they like what they see. (S4 Ep19) [AD,S]
The Wow Factor: Claire and Cam are busy with the house renovation, but when they can't agree on a big landscaping decision, a 'neutral' third party is brought in. (S4 Ep18) [AD,S]
Wine Weekend: The family go on a wine-tasting trip, and Gloria and Mitch are invited to a party at Oprah's house - but they can't bring anyone else. (S9 Ep16) [S]
Bad Hair Day: Claire flies solo to her college reunion, where she bumps into a professor who she once dated, and when Phil shows up things get awkward. (S4 Ep16) [AD,S]
A Slight at the Opera: Cameron is putting on the school production of Phantom of the Opera, but when their star falls ill, Manny pulls out all the stops to land the lead. (S4 Ep14) [AD,S]
Goodnight, Grace: Everyone flies to Florida to join Phil after his mum's passing. Claire helps with Gracie's last wish for Frank, and the kids reflect on the gifts grandma left. (S4 Ep24) [AD,S]
Fulgencio: Gloria's mum and sister visit from Colombia, and they come bearing traditions, baby names and a whole lot of family baggage. (S4 Ep13) [AD,S]
Party Crasher: With the baby coming, Jay and Gloria go to great lengths to throw Manny an extra-special surprise 14th birthday party - and there are plenty of surprises indeed. (S4 Ep12) [AD,S]
In Your Head: Luke goes missing after a night out. Can Manny, Phil and Gloria find him? Haley tries to land an interview with the creator of a big lifestyle website. (S9 Ep13) [S]
Diamond in the Rough: When Manny and Luke's little league team unexpectedly makes it into a playoff game, Claire and Cameron scramble to find a location for it. (S4 Ep10) [AD,S]
When a Tree Falls: Mitch helps Cam to save an old tree in the park, while Jay and Manny go beyond their comfort zones at a kid's Olympics-themed birthday party. (S4 Ep9) [AD,S]
Best Men: Sal makes one of her notorious surprise drop-ins at Mitch and Cam's, but this time with big news - she's getting married. Cam and Mitch are the best men. (S4 Ep17) [AD,S]
Heart Broken: A Valentine's Day romp between Phil and Claire's alter egos, Clive Bixby and Juliana, takes an unexpected turn that lands Claire in hospital. (S4 Ep15) [AD,S]
Mistery Date: When Claire takes Manny and Luke along to Alex's academic decathlon for the weekend, Phil attempts to throw together a boys' night at the house. (S4 Ep8) [AD,S]
Arrested: Haley gets arrested for underage drinking, so Phil, Claire - and their lawyer - head to the police station. Cameron looks after Alex and Luke, who get into crazy mishaps. (S4 Ep7) [AD,S]
Alone Time: Everyone deserves a little alone time, but when Mitch and Jay separately seek out a much-needed retreat from the family, they end up at the same resort. (S8 Ep21) [AD,S]
Yard Sale: Jay and Gloria hold a yard sale for Manny and Luke's school charity fundraiser. Manny finds an old trunk that hides a secret that Gloria wants to keep under wraps. (S4 Ep6) [AD,S]
The Butler's Escape: Luke wants to quit magic, but Phil can't accept it. One of Gloria's new pregnancy symptoms is snoring and she's keeping the whole house awake. (S4 Ep4) [AD,S]
Tough Love: After leaving his real estate firm to strike out on his own, Phil decides that a solo camping trip in the wild is just what he needs to boost his confidence. (S9 Ep9) [S]
Spanks for the Memories: When Jay overhears Gloria on the phone talking about spanking, he assumes that she's frustrated in the bedroom and tries to relight the spark. (S9 Ep15) [AD,S]
New Year's Eve: Jay plans a family trip to Palm Springs to celebrate New Year at what he thinks is a great hotel. But the accommodation turns out to be less than stellar. (S4 Ep11) [AD,S]
Schooled: On her first day at kindergarten, Lily gets into a tussle with a little boy, and Mitch and Cam have to meet his confrontational parents. (S4 Ep3) [AD,S]
Snip: Phil and Claire have a five-year plan - to vacation and enjoy life once Luke leaves for college. To keep the plan on track, Phil decides to have a vasectomy. (S4 Ep2) [AD,S]
Brushes with Celebrity: The Pritchett-Dunphy-Tucker clan recount their celebrity encounters. When Phil shows a house to his musical hero, he's determined to make a good impression. (S9 Ep8) [S]
Winner Winner Turkey Dinner: During Jay's Thanksgiving toast, he honours the entire family on their recent successes, even though everyone knows that they aren't quite true. (S9 Ep7) [AD,S]
Ten Years Later: Claire is determined to make up for her less-than-joyful mood at Jay and Gloria's wedding by throwing their 10th-anniversary party. (S9 Ep6) [AD,S]
Tableau Vivant: Jay and Gloria get on each other's nerves while trying to order lunch, and Cam and Claire can't agree on how to discipline children. (S3 Ep23) [AD,S]
Disneyland: Nothing is more quintessential to good old family fun than a trip to Disneyland - but not without a side of motion sickness, achy feet and a wayward toddler. (S3 Ep22) [AD,S]
Frank's Wedding: Frank Dunphy's Roaring Twenties-themed wedding day is finally here, and to get into the spirit, Phil gets the Dunphy clan to show up in costume. (S8 Ep19) [AD,S]
Five Minutes: Mitch and Cam have five minutes to catch a flight, and Haley and Rainer are forced to re-evaluate their entire relationship in five minutes. (S8 Ep18) [AD,S]
Open House of Horrors: The neighbours don't share Clare's enthusiasm for Halloween, so this year she has to tone it down a bit. And Mitch and Cam host a costume party. (S4 Ep5) [AD,S]
Planes, Trains & Cars: The Dunphys want a new car and Phil makes a spontaneous purchase without Claire. Jay is determined to sort his high school reunion with Gloria and Manny. (S3 Ep21) [AD,S]
The Last Walt: Claire supports Luke when his friend Walt dies. Phil takes Alex for some father-daughter bonding time, and Haley throws an unauthorised party. (S3 Ep20) [AD,S]
Pig Moon Rising: Mitchell accidentally knocks over an urn filled with Cam's beloved pet pig Lilly's ashes. Can he cover up his blunder? (S8 Ep17) [AD,S]
Basketball!: Phil's been doing basketball training so that he can redeem himself at the annual charity game. Then NBA stars Charles Barkley and DeAndre Jordan turn up... (S8 Ep16) [AD,S]
Leap Day: Cameron's birthday falls on 29 February, and with the celebrations coming but once every four years, there's loads of pressure on Mitchell to get it right. (S3 Ep17) [AD,S]
Send Out the Clowns: The funeral service for a beloved clown mentor reunites Cameron with his estranged ex-clown partner, Lewis. And Manny has a cool new friend. (S3 Ep18) [AD,S]
Sex, Lies, and Kickball: Jay's best friend, Shorty, returns from Costa Rica and stays at the house so that they can reconnect. And Alex is ready to shed her good-girl image. (S9 Ep4) [AD,S]
Leap Day: Cameron's birthday falls on 29 February, and with the celebrations coming but once every four years, there's loads of pressure on Mitchell to get it right. (S3 Ep17) [AD,S]
Virgin Territory: It's a day of disturbing realisations when Mitchell manages to ruin one of Jay's proudest golf moments. Gloria stumbles upon Claire's dangerous little secret. (S3 Ep16) [AD,S]
No Small Feet: When Claire lands a big opportunity for Pritchett's Closets, Jay expects some validation for his contribution. And Pam's ex-boyfriend Bo shows up. (S9 Ep10) [AD,S]
Catch of the Day: Phil is convinced he's going to have a bad luck day after failing to complete his daily superstition. Mitch is certain that Cam is undermining him. (S9 Ep3) [AD,S]
Aunt Mommy: After selling a house to Mitch and Cam's friends, Phil and Claire take them out for a celebratory dinner but get drunk and overshare. (S3 Ep15) [AD,S]
Me? Jealous?: Phil is so preoccupied with impressing his new business partner, Tad, that he doesn't notice when Claire thinks that Tad is being inappropriate with her. (S3 Ep14) [AD,S]