Stiiiiiiill Horny: Tessa joins a sewing group. Still reeling from his one-night stand, George writes a song for his muse. The honeymoon period is well and truly over for Malik and Lisa. [AD,S]
Les Lucioles: When Tessa takes over planning Lisa and Malik's wedding, she struggles to control the budget and loses sight of the romance in the situation. [AD,S]
Dalia Nicole Smith: George and Tessa meet a beautiful woman and her son while looking at colleges for Tessa. Dalia fails to get into the only college she has applied to. [AD,S]
The Ballad of Piggy Duckworth: Dallas asks Tessa to go with her on a trip to the South so she can attend her mother's funeral. George, Noah and Fred go on a group date. [AD,S]
Catch and Release: When Lisa tells Tessa that she has decided to propose to Malik, Tessa is hesitant about supporting her friend in taking such a permanent step. [AD,S]
I'm Just Not That into Me: Tessa meets Mark, a male version of herself, at a college party and is instantly attracted to him. Lisa seeks George's advice on relationships. [AD,S]
About a Boy-Yoi-Yoing: George becomes a member of a fashionable new juice bar, while Tessa is pressured into attending Evan's pirate-themed birthday celebration. [AD,S]
Blame It on the Rainstick: Tessa meets a free-spirited group of new age musicians in the park and embraces her musical side, but the band isn't what it appears to be. [AD,S]
The Birds and the Biederman: Dallas and George get their daughters to negotiate the division of Chatswin between them so they don't have to have awkward encounters. [AD,S]
Open Door Policy: Tessa frets when George lets himself go after his break-up with Dallas, so she asks his father Emmett to help. Ryan comes home from college for a visit. [AD,S]
Victor Ha: Empty-nest syndrome hits the Shay household, so Sheila and Fred take in a foster child named Victor. Tessa objects to George being friends with Dalia. [AD,S]
No Me Gusta, Mami: George tries to rebuild his relationship with Tessa and introduces her to his new dog. A furious Dalia shuns Dallas for breaking up with George. [AD,S]
Eat, Pray, Eat: Dallas frets that George will never love her as much as his ex, so she starts comfort eating. Tessa worries that she has lost her cool, youthful persona. [AD,S]
How to Be a Baby: Dalia persuades Mr Wolfe to try a new look, Noah is convinced Carmen is the love of his life, and Tessa quits her job and takes an unpaid internship. [AD,S]
Leaving Chatswin: When their elderly friend Marty passes away, George and Noah have to figure out what to do with his ashes, although they didn't know him very well. [AD,S]
T-Ball and Sympathy: Tessa becomes the school relationship expert and starts giving advice to everyone she meets. The long-running feud between Dallas and Noah escalates. [AD,S]
Blowtox and Burlap: Dallas has a bad reaction to a cosmetic procedure on her face and is unable to join George for their lavish Valentine's Day meal in a chic restaurant. [AD,S]
Body Talk: Tessa becomes producer of Chatswin High's television show, and George discovers that Dallas's house is technically in the less salubrious East Chatswin. [AD,S]
Yakult Leader: Dallas's toy dog Yakult becomes depressed when Noah lures her favourite dog walker away from the Royce household. Tessa arranges a blind date for Lisa. [AD,S]
Chinese Chicken: Once everybody knows Tessa and Ryan are a couple, the girlfriends of the other school football players welcome Tessa to their ranks, much to her horror. [AD,S]
Junior Secretary's Day: When Tessa has her wisdom teeth removed, she suffers some very strange side effects from the pain-killing medication she is given afterwards. [AD,S]
Black Thai: The Shays take action to get Ryan back when he takes up residence with Malik's family and adopts a new identity. Tessa and Dalia feud over their exam results. [AD,S]
Friendship Fish: George gets himself a Chatswin-style makeover from Dallas. But when his friends from New York come to visit, they ridicule his new lifestyle. [AD,S]
The Wishbone: Tessa visits her grandmother in New York for Thanksgiving dinner so that she can meet her mother for the first time. Malik joins the Shays for the holiday. [AD,S]
Ryan's Song: Dallas does her best to impress George on their first date. Tessa babysits for Noah but calls Lisa for back-up when his big, dark house gives her the creeps. [AD,S]
The Witch of East Chatswin: When Tessa encourages Dalia and her friends to wear less revealing Halloween costumes, she attracts the attention of local feminist Paula. [AD,S]
Homecoming: In the first episode of season two, Tessa borrows George's guitar and signs up for a local talent show. Lisa confronts her parents about Ryan's adoption. [AD,S]
Yakult Leader: Dallas's toy dog Yakult becomes depressed when Noah lures her favourite dog walker away from the Royce household. Tessa arranges a blind date for Lisa. [AD,S]
Chinese Chicken: Once everybody knows Tessa and Ryan are a couple, the girlfriends of the other school football players welcome Tessa to their ranks, much to her horror. [AD,S]
Yakult Leader: Dallas's toy dog Yakult becomes depressed when Noah lures her favourite dog walker away from the Royce household. Tessa arranges a blind date for Lisa. [AD,S]
Chinese Chicken: Once everybody knows Tessa and Ryan are a couple, the girlfriends of the other school football players welcome Tessa to their ranks, much to her horror. [AD,S]
Junior Secretary's Day: When Tessa has her wisdom teeth removed, she suffers some very strange side effects from the pain-killing medication she is given afterwards. [AD,S]
Black Thai: The Shays take action to get Ryan back when he takes up residence with Malik's family and adopts a new identity. Tessa and Dalia feud over their exam results. [AD,S]
Junior Secretary's Day: When Tessa has her wisdom teeth removed, she suffers some very strange side effects from the pain-killing medication she is given afterwards. [AD,S]
Black Thai: The Shays take action to get Ryan back when he takes up residence with Malik's family and adopts a new identity. Tessa and Dalia feud over their exam results. [AD,S]
Krampus: George arranges a Christmas trip to New York for Tessa and her mother. Ryan is distressed when he finds out that he's adopted. Dalia begs Carmen to come home. [AD,S]
Krampus: George arranges a Christmas trip to New York for Tessa and her mother. Ryan is distressed when he finds out that he's adopted. Dalia begs Carmen to come home. [AD,S]