Tom Time: Tom is always an hour late for everything. Unfortunately this includes the space shuttle that will take him to the safety of the moon when the world explodes. [SL,S,AD]
The Piranha Sisters: A cautionary tale about two sisters called Piranha. When the older sister's pranks on her placid little sister go too far, she ends up paying a terrible price. [SL,S,AD]
Big Head: When he is picked to be a team mascot at the Cup Final, Sammy Slitherall finds fame going to his head. The only known cure - a head shrinking Chinese practitioner. [SL,S,AD]
The Old Tailor of Pelting Moor: When a man hears about a unique life suit, he simply must have one, little realising the ghastly truth about the material the tailor uses. [SL,S,AD]
The Lobster's Scream: Shannon Shellfish's single-minded desire to have a papier mache lobster leads her into very hot water. Narrated by Nigel Planer. [SL,S,AD]
The Dumb Klutzes: A conman arrives in Dork - the stupidest town in the world - and promises its inhabitants untold gifts if they first allow themselves to be eaten by a giant. [SL,S,AD]
Nobby's Nightmare: Naturists' son Nobby finds it difficult to distinguish between real life and dreams, after finding himself naked in the street with the girl of his dreams. [SL,S,AD]
e-Boy: A boy addicted to computer games is dragged into his machine by the Phantom Postman, who strips him of all unnecessary parts, leaving him with just the bare minimum. [SL,S,AD]
The Watermelon Babies: Two sisters, careless about wasting water in a parched country, are turned into watermelons and given to their thirsty classmates to quench their thirst. [SL,S,AD]
Why Boys Make Better Burglars: A young male thief is sent to jail, paving the way for his sister to prove that girls are better at shoplifting than boys. Nigel Planer narrates. [SL,S,AD]
The Clothes Pig: An untidy boy whose bedroom is like a pigsty is unlucky enough to meet the very hungry Clothes Pig. Narrated by Nigel Planer. [SL,S,AD]
The Soul Stealer: A young girl who blackmails her family and friends with compromising photographs, gets her comeuppance when she inadvertently appears in one of her own photos. [SL,S,AD]
Puppet on a String: A young boy who constantly says he cannot do something even when he can, is tied up in knots by the Puppet Master, and learns a valuable lesson. [SL,S,AD]
Her Majesty's Moley: A young girl who enjoys murdering moles is cursed to live a life of blind fear in underground tunnels after she maims a mole with a faulty rocket. [SL,S,AD]
Silence Is Golden: Dolores Bellicose has the loudest voice in the world and she won't stop shouting. Dolly and Dot, the school librarians, find a way to keep her quiet. [SL,S,AD]
William the Conkerer: In his quest for the perfect conker, William will throw anything at a horse chestnut's branches, including the kitchen sink. [SL,S,AD]
Kiss and Make Up: Holly Hotlips is keen to be kissed, but the boys tell her she looks too young. Luckily, The Two-Faced Fairy, a back-to-back good and bad fairy, has the answer. [SL,S,AD]
The Weather Witch: Jack Frost is cruel to old people and is taught to appreciate how wicked the cold can be by the Weather Witch, who turns him into an ice sculpture. [SL,S,AD]
Wolf Child: In Scotland, in the Darnaway Forest, there is a legend that wild wolves eat babies. When 11-year-old Garth Macqueen behaves like a baby, the wolves come looking... [SL,S,AD]
The Grub a Blub Blub: Twisted tales. Lazy Savannah Slumbersome learns a valuable lesson when she and her sleeping bag are accidentally turned into a witchetty grub. [SL,S,AD]
Monty's Python: Twisted tales. Monty buys a hungry python that eats everything in its path. He flushes it down the loo, but is too scared to go to the toilet in case he gets bitten. [SL,S,AD]
The Fruit Bat: Cherie Stone hasn't been to the loo for a year because she never eats fruit. But everything changes when she is bitten by a fruit bat and turns into one herself. [SL,S,AD]
The Butcher Boy: Gilbert likes to show off his latest toys and gadgets, but he gets more than he bargained for when he steals the local butcher's boy's bike. [SL,S,AD]
Bugaboo Bear: Twisted animated tales. Emily Stiff regrets mistreating her teddy bear when she is turned into a stuffed toy herself and sold to a youngster with evil intent. [SL,S,AD]
Grass Monkey: Twisted animated tales narrated by Nigel Planer. An unfortunate boy falls in love with a girl and thinks more of her than she does of him. [SL,S,AD]
The Stickmen: Animation with Nigel Planer. A lonely boy who draws pictures of stick men on his walls gets a surprise when they come to life and take him back inside his picture. [SL,S,AD]
Bogman: Helen always skives off washing up by sitting on the loo reading comics after meals. When Bogman appears from the U-bend, she wishes she had helped out after all. [SL,S,AD]
Superstitious Nonsense: Animated stories narrated by Nigel Planer. Araminta drives her parents from their home, then is killed by a cow which falls from the sky. [SL,S,AD]
Goblin Mountain: Animated stories narrated by Nigel Planer. Joe Alexander does not respect books, so some goblins turn him into a tree from which to make paper.... [SL,S,AD]
Bessy O'Messy: A girl with the messiest room in the world falls inside her laundry mountain and meets a group of leprechauns who want her to stay as their housekeeper. [SL,S,AD]
Bunny Boy: Animation narrated by Nigel Planer. Bill never eats his greens, but he changes his ways after a terrible accident with a combine harvester and a rabbit called Tubs. [SL,S,AD]
The People Potter: Greta is so clumsy that she knocks her own house down. The act is punished by The People Potter, who turns her into china so that she is breakable herself... [SL,S,AD]
The Gas Man Cometh: Twisted animated stories narrated by Nigel Planer. A telephone prankster gets a nasty surprise when the gas man pays a visit. [SL,S,AD]
It's Only a Game, Sport!: Twisted animated stories narrated by Nigel Planer. A bad sport meets his death in a nasty game of snakes and ladders. [SL,S,AD]
Prince Noman: Animated stories narrated by Nigel Planer. Prince Norman becomes invisible after having been misnamed Prince Noman by his senile father. [SL,S]
The Princess's Clothes: Animation narrated by Nigel Planer. Felicity's clothes are the envy of the world until Miss Shears turns up with her magic scissors... [SL,S,AD]
Revenge of the Bogeyman: A girl who picks her nose is picked off by the Bogeyman, who turns her into a bogey for the day to show her what it is like to be picked and flicked. [SL,S,AD]
The Decomposition of Delia Dethabridge: Twisted animated stories. Delia Dethabridge finds out what happens to characters when a story lies unfinished in a book. [SL,S,AD]
Little Fingers: Animation narrated by Nigel Planer. Daffyd cannot stop fiddling until he is kidnapped by the Pizza Mafia, who chop his little fingers off to raise a big ransom. [SL,S,AD]
Crocodile Tears: Animated stories narrated by Nigel Planer. Weepy Wen uses crocodile tears to get what she wants, but doesn't bargain on the crocodile coming back for them... [SL,S,AD]
Dirty Bertie: Animated stories narrated by Nigel Planer. Dirty Bertie loves being dirty but soon changes his mind when a filthy hag called Putrid wants to marry him. [SL,S,AD]
Head in the Clouds: Animated stories narrated by Nigel Planer. When an accident-prone boy loses his head, he has to find someone to stick it back on again. [SL,S,AD]
The Urban Fox: Animation. Elvis the urban fox resorts to cunning disguises to avoid the hounds and horses of the urban hunt who chase him through the back gardens of Tooting. [SL,S,AD]
Simon Sulk: Animated stories. When Simon gets in a sulk, he locks himself in his bedroom. What he doesn't know is that there is a band of trolls who can open locked doors... [SL,S,AD]