Crossing Swords

  

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Crossing SwordsSad-iator: Adult animated comedy. As punishment for his refusal to turn in King Merriman, Patrick is forced to fight in the arena as a gladiator. [S] S2 Ep8Fri, Dec 2, 1:55 amITV225 mins
Crossing SwordsNothin', Usurp with U?: Adult animated comedy. The kingdom adjusts to life under the Old King, who is back on the throne thanks to Danielle's machinations, but Patrick is torn. [S] S2 Ep7Fri, Dec 2, 1:25 amITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsSad-iator: As punishment for his refusal to turn in King Merriman, Patrick is forced to fight in the arena as a gladiator. [S] S2 Ep8Sun, Jun 26, 1:00 amITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsNothin', Usurp with U?: The kingdom adjusts to life under the Old King, who is back on the throne thanks to Danielle's machinations, and Merriman finds a new career. [S] S2 Ep7Sun, Jun 26, 12:25 amITV235 mins
Crossing SwordsTent Pitching: The circus returns to the kingdom. Meanwhile, Blarney reunites with his uppity clown-college roommates. [S] S2 Ep6Sun, Jun 19, 12:55 amITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsGet Your Minchachas Out: On a training retreat, Patrick and the squires meet the most famous knight in the kingdom, but Patrick quickly decides the knight's lessons are a mess. [S] S2 Ep5Sun, Jun 19, 12:25 amITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsGood Vibrations: When Queen Tulip slips into a coma, King Merriman throws a beauty pageant to replace her. [S] S2 Ep4Sun, Jun 12, 1:30 amITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsDestination Wedding: The wedding of the year brings Merriman a chance to mend fences with King Rami IV, whose son is arranged to marry Holden - but Ruben crashes the wedding. [S] S2 Ep3Sun, Jun 12, 12:55 amITV235 mins
Crossing SwordsToxic Femininity: Adult animated comedy. The king and queen's scheme to draw attention to their newfound wealth is derailed, and Patrick and Broth go undercover. [S] S2 Ep2Sun, Jun 5, 2:00 amITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsShamrock Shakedown: Adult animated comedy. Patrick finds himself on trial for betraying the kingdom and only avoids punishment with a last-ditch promise to the king. [S] S2 Ep11Sun, Jun 5, 1:30 amITV230 mins
New: Crossing SwordsA Hard Day's Knight: Adult animation. The Mole People finally lash out at the surface-dwellers who have ruined their home by depleting their jewel mines. [S] S2 Ep10Mon, Mar 7, 11:55 pmITV230 mins
New: Crossing SwordsKnight of the F***ing Dead: Adult animation. Patrick is tasked with chaperoning Princess Blossom, but he abandons his duties to hang out with knights at a party. [S] S2 Ep9Mon, Mar 7, 11:25 pmITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsSad-iator: As punishment for his refusal to turn in King Merriman, Patrick is forced to fight in the arena as a gladiator. [S] S2 Ep8Sun, Mar 6, 1:40 amITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsNothin', Usurp with U?: The kingdom adjusts to life under the Old King, who is back on the throne thanks to Danielle's machinations, and Merriman finds a new career. [S] S2 Ep7Sun, Mar 6, 1:10 amITV230 mins
New: Crossing SwordsSad-iator: As punishment for his refusal to turn in King Merriman, Patrick is forced to fight in the arena as a gladiator. [S] S2 Ep8Tue, Mar 1, 12:00 amITV230 mins
New: Crossing SwordsNothin', Usurp with U?: The kingdom adjusts to life under the Old King, who is back on the throne thanks to Danielle's machinations, and Merriman finds a new career. [S] S2 Ep7Mon, Feb 28, 11:30 pmITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsTent Pitching: The circus returns to the kingdom. Meanwhile, Blarney reunites with his uppity clown-college roommates. [S] S2 Ep6Sun, Feb 27, 1:35 amITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsGet Your Minchachas Out: On a training retreat, Patrick and the squires meet the most famous knight in the kingdom, but Patrick quickly decides the knight's lessons are a mess. [S] S2 Ep5Sun, Feb 27, 1:05 amITV230 mins
New: Crossing SwordsTent Pitching: The circus returns to the kingdom. Meanwhile, Blarney reunites with his uppity clown-college roommates. [S] S2 Ep6Tue, Feb 22, 12:00 amITV230 mins
New: Crossing SwordsGet Your Minchachas Out: On a training retreat, Patrick and the squires meet the most famous knight in the kingdom, but Patrick quickly decides the knight's lessons are a mess. [S] S2 Ep5Mon, Feb 21, 11:30 pmITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsGood Vibrations: When Queen Tulip slips into a coma, King Merriman throws a beauty pageant to replace her. [S] S2 Ep4Sun, Feb 20, 1:55 amITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsDestination Wedding: The wedding of the year brings Merriman a chance to mend fences with King Rami IV, whose son is arranged to marry Holden - but Ruben crashes the wedding. [S] S2 Ep3Sun, Feb 20, 1:25 amITV230 mins
New: Crossing SwordsGood Vibrations: When Queen Tulip slips into a coma, King Merriman throws a beauty pageant to replace her. [S] S2 Ep4Tue, Feb 15, 12:00 amITV230 mins
New: Crossing SwordsDestination Wedding: The wedding of the year brings Merriman a chance to mend fences with King Rami IV, whose son is arranged to marry Holden - but Ruben crashes the wedding. [S] S2 Ep3Mon, Feb 14, 11:30 pmITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsToxic Femininity: Adult animated comedy. The king and queen's scheme to draw attention to their newfound wealth is derailed, and Patrick and Broth go undercover. [S] S2 Ep2Sun, Feb 13, 1:40 amITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsShamrock Shakedown: Adult animated comedy. Patrick finds himself on trial for betraying the kingdom and only avoids punishment with a last-ditch promise to the king. [S] S2 Ep11Sun, Feb 13, 1:10 amITV230 mins
New: Crossing SwordsToxic Femininity: Adult animated comedy. The king and queen's scheme to draw attention to their newfound wealth is derailed, and Patrick and Broth go undercover. [S] S2 Ep2Mon, Feb 7, 11:55 pmITV230 mins
New: Crossing SwordsShamrock Shakedown: Adult animated comedy. Patrick finds himself on trial for betraying the kingdom and only avoids punishment with a last-ditch promise to the king. [S] S2 Ep11Mon, Feb 7, 11:30 pmITV225 mins
Crossing SwordsMy Super Sweet Period Party: After getting her first period, Princess Blossom learns that she'll be forced to wear a chastity belt. [S] S1 Ep6Sat, Oct 30, 1:55 amITV225 mins
Crossing SwordsLet Them Eat Clown: As Patrick is drawn into a web of royal intrigue at an annual party hosted by King Merriman, Queen Tulip enlists Coral to undermine a rival's birthday spa weekend. [S] S1 Ep5Sat, Oct 30, 1:25 amITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsIn the Line of Squire: Patrick is assigned to protect the royal family's unruly teenage daughter at a music festival. [S] S1 Ep4Sat, Oct 23, 12:55 amITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsWhat's Kraken?: The annual Kraken Week celebration is disrupted by protestors who kidnap the king and queen, as well as Patrick's parents. [S] S1 Ep3Sat, Oct 23, 12:25 amITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsHot Tub Death Machine: Patrick is enlisted to carry out an execution aimed at improving King Merriman's sagging poll numbers. [S] S1 Ep2Sat, Oct 16, 2:35 amITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsPilot: Ten years after unwittingly causing a deadly dragon attack on his town, Patrick sets out to become a knight. [S] S1 Ep1Sat, Oct 16, 2:10 amITV225 mins
Crossing SwordsUnchained Monarchy: With the castle under siege by the masked assassin, Patrick must stop the coup and save the royal family. [S] S1 Ep10Mon, Aug 23, 1:25 amITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsThe A-Moooo-Zing Race: After Princess Blossom is kidnapped by a masked assassin, King Merriman offers a million dollars to whoever can rescue her from the Minotaur's Maze. [S] S1 Ep9Mon, Aug 23, 12:55 amITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsUnchained Monarchy: With the castle under siege by the masked assassin, Patrick must stop the coup and save the royal family. [S] S1 Ep10Tue, Aug 17, 1:10 amITV225 mins
Crossing SwordsThe A-Moooo-Zing Race: After Princess Blossom is kidnapped by a masked assassin, King Merriman offers a million dollars to whoever can rescue her from the Minotaur's Maze. [S] S1 Ep9Tue, Aug 17, 12:40 amITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsThe Snow Job: With a plague threatening the kingdom, the royal court retreats into the mountains and faces unexpected challenges. A new friend helps Patrick get closer to Sloane. [S] S1 Ep8Mon, Aug 16, 1:45 amITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsThe Snow Job: With a plague threatening the kingdom, the royal court retreats into the mountains and faces unexpected challenges. A new friend helps Patrick get closer to Sloane. [S] S1 Ep8Mon, Aug 16, 1:30 amITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsLook Who's Stalking: When a giant beanstalk shoots into the sky, Patrick and Merriman discover a whole new world. Coral, Ruben and Blarney struggle with parenthood. [S] S1 Ep7Mon, Aug 16, 1:15 amITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsLook Who's Stalking: When a giant beanstalk shoots into the sky, Patrick and Merriman discover a whole new world. Coral, Ruben and Blarney struggle with parenthood. [S] S1 Ep7Mon, Aug 16, 1:00 amITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsThe Snow Job: With a plague threatening the kingdom, the royal court retreats into the mountains and faces unexpected challenges. A new friend helps Patrick get closer to Sloane. [S] S1 Ep8Tue, Aug 10, 1:10 amITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsMy Super Sweet Period Party: After getting her first period, Princess Blossom learns that she'll be forced to wear a chastity belt. [S] S1 Ep6Mon, Aug 9, 1:25 amITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsLet Them Eat Clown: As Patrick is drawn into a web of royal intrigue at an annual party hosted by King Merriman, Queen Tulip enlists Coral to undermine a rival's birthday spa weekend. [S] S1 Ep5Mon, Aug 9, 12:55 amITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsMy Super Sweet Period Party: After getting her first period, Princess Blossom learns that she'll be forced to wear a chastity belt. [S] S1 Ep6Tue, Aug 3, 1:10 amITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsLet Them Eat Clown: As Patrick is drawn into a web of royal intrigue at an annual party hosted by King Merriman, Queen Tulip enlists Coral to undermine a rival's birthday spa weekend. [S] S1 Ep5Tue, Aug 3, 12:40 amITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsIn the Line of Squire: Patrick is assigned to protect the royal family's unruly teenage daughter at a music festival. [S] S1 Ep4Mon, Aug 2, 1:40 amITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsIn the Line of Squire: Patrick is assigned to protect the royal family's unruly teenage daughter at a music festival. [S] S1 Ep4Mon, Aug 2, 1:25 amITV230 mins
Crossing SwordsWhat's Kraken?: The annual Kraken Week celebration is disrupted by protestors who kidnap the king and queen, as well as Patrick's parents. [S] S1 Ep3Mon, Aug 2, 12:55 amITV230 mins