Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie makes an inappropriate proposal to Mia and their relationship takes a turn for the worse. (S3 Ep 13)Sat, Jan 19, 8:05 AM5STAR20 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican Sitcom. As Charlie tries to receive his version of benefits from the relationship he has with Mia, Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend. (S3 Ep 14)Sat, Jan 19, 8:25 AM5STAR25 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom. Mia and Charlie's lifestyles clash and Charlie tries to figure out how he feels about her. (S3 Ep 15)Sat, Jan 19, 8:50 AM5STAR30 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom. Alan avoids taking his 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday, worried what Evelyn will make of her. (S3 Ep 16)Sat, Jan 19, 9:20 AM5STAR25 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom. When he is nominated for an advertising award, Charlie boycotts the ceremony, having lost several years in a row to a rival. (S3 Ep 17)Sat, Jan 19, 9:45 AM5STAR25 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom. Alan's girlfriend is costing him too much money and Charlie has to pay Judith's alimony. (S3 Ep 18)Sat, Jan 19, 10:10 AM5STAR30 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom. Alan and Judith meet Jake's teacher to discuss his attitude in school. Alan loses interest in Kandi and turns toward Francine. (S3 Ep 21)Sat, Jan 19, 10:40 AM5STAR25 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom. Jake is invited to a party where there will be girls, so Charlie and Alan help him prepare. (S3 Ep 22)Sat, Jan 19, 11:05 AM5STAR30 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican Sitcom. Charlie and Mia discover that setting up a wedding with their two crazy families is a disaster. (S3 Ep 24)Sat, Jan 19, 11:35 AM5STAR25 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom. Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi. (S4 Ep 1)Sat, Jan 19, 12:00 PM5STAR30 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom. Charlie finally tells Alan the truth about why he did not marry Mia. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbour. (S4 Ep 2)Mon, Jan 21, 12:00 PM5STAR30 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom. Charlie's attempts at surfing to impress a young woman end with disastrous results. (S4 Ep 3)Mon, Jan 21, 12:30 PM5STAR30 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom. Charlie finally tells Alan the truth about why he did not marry Mia. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbour. (S4 Ep 2)Mon, Jan 21, 1:00 PM5STAR30 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom. Charlie's attempts at surfing to impress a young woman end with disastrous results. (S4 Ep 3)Mon, Jan 21, 1:30 PM5STAR30 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican Sitcom. Charlie and Mia discover that setting up a wedding with their two crazy families is a disaster. (S3 Ep 24)Mon, Jan 21, 5:00 PM5STAR30 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom. Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi. (S4 Ep 1)Mon, Jan 21, 5:30 PM5STAR30 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Duchess of Dull-in-Sack: US comedy series. Walden shares some of Berta's special brownies with Zoey to try and get her to loosen up. [S] S9 Ep15Mon, Jan 21, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Duchess of Dull-in-Sack: US comedy series. Walden shares some of Berta's special brownies with Zoey to try and get her to loosen up. [S] S9 Ep15Mon, Jan 21, 9:00 PMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom. Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared. (S4 Ep 4)Tue, Jan 22, 12:00 PM5STAR35 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom. Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. (S4 Ep 5)Tue, Jan 22, 12:35 PM5STAR25 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom. Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared. (S4 Ep 4)Tue, Jan 22, 1:00 PM5STAR30 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom. Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. (S4 Ep 5)Tue, Jan 22, 1:30 PM5STAR30 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom. Charlie finally tells Alan the truth about why he did not marry Mia. Charlie and Alan deal with a noisy neighbour. (S4 Ep 2)Tue, Jan 22, 5:00 PM5STAR30 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom. Charlie's attempts at surfing to impress a young woman end with disastrous results. (S4 Ep 3)Tue, Jan 22, 5:30 PM5STAR30 mins
Two and a Half MenSips, Sonnets and Sodomy: US sitcom. Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day. [S] S9 Ep16Tue, Jan 22, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenSips, Sonnets and Sodomy: US sitcom. Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day. [S] S9 Ep16Tue, Jan 22, 9:00 PMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenSips, Sonnets and Sodomy: US sitcom. Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day. [S] S9 Ep16Wed, Jan 23, 1:10 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenSips, Sonnets and Sodomy: US sitcom. Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day. [S] S9 Ep16Wed, Jan 23, 2:10 AMITV2 +125 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie dates an estate agent who's just like his mother. (S4 Ep 6)Wed, Jan 23, 12:00 PM5STAR30 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Berta confronts the father of her pregnant daughter's baby. (S4 Ep 7)Wed, Jan 23, 12:30 PM5STAR30 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie dates an estate agent who's just like his mother. (S4 Ep 6)Wed, Jan 23, 1:00 PM5STAR30 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Berta confronts the father of her pregnant daughter's baby. (S4 Ep 7)Wed, Jan 23, 1:30 PM5STAR30 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom. Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over the dog he and Kandi shared. (S4 Ep 4)Wed, Jan 23, 5:00 PM5STAR30 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom. Alan is overjoyed by the prospect of Judith remarrying, as he would no longer have to pay alimony. (S4 Ep 5)Wed, Jan 23, 5:30 PM5STAR30 mins
Two and a Half MenNot in My Mouth!: Walden and Zoey's relationship has a few ups and downs after they share a near-death experience and Walden shares his true feelings. [S] S9 Ep17Wed, Jan 23, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenNot in My Mouth!: Walden and Zoey's relationship has a few ups and downs after they share a near-death experience and Walden shares his true feelings. [S] S9 Ep17Wed, Jan 23, 9:00 PMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenNot in My Mouth!: Walden and Zoey's relationship has a few ups and downs after they share a near-death experience and Walden shares his true feelings. [S] S9 Ep17Thu, Jan 24, 1:25 AMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenNot in My Mouth!: Walden and Zoey's relationship has a few ups and downs after they share a near-death experience and Walden shares his true feelings. [S] S9 Ep17Thu, Jan 24, 2:25 AMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan visits a psychiatrist to cure him of his insomnia. (S4 Ep 8)Thu, Jan 24, 12:00 PM5STAR30 mins
Two and a Half MenThe War Against Gingivitis: Things get tense in the Malibu house when Walden's estranged ex-business partner Billy shows up looking to bury the hatchet with a money-making idea. [S] S9 Ep18Thu, Jan 24, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThe War Against Gingivitis: Things get tense in the Malibu house when Walden's estranged ex-business partner Billy shows up looking to bury the hatchet with a money-making idea. [S] S9 Ep18Thu, Jan 24, 9:00 PMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenThe War Against Gingivitis: Things get tense in the Malibu house when Walden's estranged ex-business partner Billy shows up looking to bury the hatchet with a money-making idea. [S] S9 Ep18Fri, Jan 25, 12:55 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom. Charlie must choose between his girlfriend Lydia and Berta as they fight for his allegiance. (S4 Ep 10)Fri, Jan 25, 12:00 PM5STAR30 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi. (S4 Ep 12)Fri, Jan 25, 12:30 PM5STAR30 mins
Two and a Half MenPalmdale, Ech: Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers to one another so that they can have more time together. Meanwhile, Walden drives Jake and Eldridge to a high school party. [S] S9 Ep19Fri, Jan 25, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenPalmdale, Ech: Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers to one another so that they can have more time together. Meanwhile, Walden drives Jake and Eldridge to a high school party. [S] S9 Ep19Fri, Jan 25, 9:00 PMITV2 +130 mins

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Two and a Half MenA Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes: US comedy series. Walden is taken aback when he meets an attractive British woman who wants to date him. [S] S9 Ep10Fri, Dec 14, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenFrodo's Headshots: US comedy series. Alan has to undergo a series of mental health tests after being released from hospital. [S] S9 Ep9Fri, Dec 14, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThank You For The Intercourse: Alan becomes overly emotional when Walden begins redecorating the beach house and is pushed over the edge... [S] S9 Ep8Thu, Dec 13, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThose Fancy Japanese Toilets: Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor...but his tutor has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over a journal that his brother willed to him. [S] S9 Ep7Thu, Dec 13, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Squat and the Hover: Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget - who has found a new beau in Alex - but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her. [S] S9 Ep6Wed, Dec 12, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenA Giant Cat Holding A Churro: As Alan struggles to come to terms with Lyndsey's risque movie past, Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party at the house. [S] S9 Ep5Wed, Dec 12, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenNine Magic Fingers: Trying to rebound from his recent separation, Walden goes looking for Mrs Right. Meanwhile, Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with his girlfriend Lyndsey. [S] S9 Ep4Tue, Dec 11, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenBig Girls Don't Throw Food: US comedy series. Walden seeks Alan's advice on how to win Bridget back, and Jake considers his future when he learns the billionaire is a dropout. [S] S9 Ep3Tue, Dec 11, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenNice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt: Alan struggles to keep up with mortgage payments after Charlie's death...until he comes across billionaire Walden Schmidt. [S] S9 Ep1Tue, Dec 11, 12:25 AMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenPeople Who Love Peepholes: Regretting his decision to move in with his mother, Alan jumps at the chance to spend some time with Walden and they try to help Walden woo his wife back. [S] S9 Ep2Mon, Dec 10, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenNice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt: Alan struggles to keep up with mortgage payments after Charlie's death...until he comes across billionaire Walden Schmidt. [S] S9 Ep1Mon, Dec 10, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenOf Course He's Dead - Part 1: Charlie Harper is alive - or is he? Find out in the series finale as surprise guest stars appear in the conclusion of the comedy's final season. [S] S12 Ep15Sat, Dec 8, 1:55 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenOf Course He's Dead - Part 2: Charlie Harper is alive - or is he? Find out in the series finale as surprise guest stars appear in the conclusion of the comedy's final season. [S] S12 Ep16Fri, Dec 7, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenOf Course He's Dead - Part 1: Charlie Harper is alive - or is he? Find out in the series finale as surprise guest stars appear in the conclusion of the comedy's final season. [S] S12 Ep15Fri, Dec 7, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenBoompa Loved His H*****s: Walden fears that breaking up with Ms McMartin will jeopardise his adoption of Louis. Meanwhile, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her. [S] S12 Ep13Fri, Dec 7, 1:55 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenDon't Give A Monkey A Gun: US comedy series. Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice after they sign their divorce papers, only for Alan to choose something selfish and impractical. [S] S12 Ep14Thu, Dec 6, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenBoompa Loved His H*****s: Walden fears that breaking up with Ms McMartin will jeopardise his adoption of Louis. Meanwhile, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her. [S] S12 Ep13Thu, Dec 6, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenFor Whom The Booty Calls: US comedy series. Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan. [S] S12 Ep11Thu, Dec 6, 1:55 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenA Beer-Battered Rip-Off: US comedy series. When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries that it might affect Louis's adoption. [S] S12 Ep12Wed, Dec 5, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenFor Whom The Booty Calls: US comedy series. Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan. [S] S12 Ep11Wed, Dec 5, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenBouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey: US comedy series. Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women with his foster son Louis in the house. [S] S12 Ep9Wed, Dec 5, 1:55 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenHere I Come, Pants!: US comedy series. Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after a social worker discovers that he and Walden are not really a gay couple. [S] S12 Ep10Tue, Dec 4, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenBouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey: US comedy series. Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women with his foster son Louis in the house. [S] S12 Ep9Tue, Dec 4, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenAlan Shot a Little Girl: US comedy series. Alan and Walden officially become foster parents to Louis. Their different styles of parenting causes a strain to their friendship. [S] S12 Ep6Tue, Dec 4, 1:55 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenSex with an Animated Ed Asner: US comedy series. Alan and Walden befriend three mums at a kids' gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. [S] S12 Ep7Mon, Dec 3, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenAlan Shot a Little Girl: US comedy series. Alan and Walden officially become foster parents to Louis. Their different styles of parenting causes a strain to their friendship. [S] S12 Ep6Mon, Dec 3, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenOontz. Oontz. Oontz.: US comedy series. The adoption agency matches Alan and Walden to a cynical pre-teen. Alan realises he's being forced into the role of 'mum'. [S] S12 Ep5Sat, Dec 1, 1:30 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenThirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight: A pregnant student accepts Alan and Walden as adoptive parents for her baby. But she's in danger of reconsidering once she gives birth. [S] S12 Ep4Sat, Dec 1, 1:05 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenOontz. Oontz. Oontz.: US comedy series. The adoption agency matches Alan and Walden to a cynical pre-teen. Alan realises he's being forced into the role of 'mum'. [S] S12 Ep5Fri, Nov 30, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight: A pregnant student accepts Alan and Walden as adoptive parents for her baby. But she's in danger of reconsidering once she gives birth. [S] S12 Ep4Fri, Nov 30, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenGlamping in a Yurt: Alan and Walden pretend to be a couple during a meeting with the social worker. However Lyndsey's badly timed return from rehab could spoil things. [S] S12 Ep3Fri, Nov 30, 1:55 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenA Chic Bar in Ibiza: Alan and Walden decide to get married so Walden can adopt a child, but Alan has second thoughts when Walden makes him sign a pre-nup. [S] S12 Ep2Fri, Nov 30, 1:30 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenGlamping in a Yurt: Alan and Walden pretend to be a couple during a meeting with the social worker. However Lyndsey's badly timed return from rehab could spoil things. [S] S12 Ep3Thu, Nov 29, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenA Chic Bar in Ibiza: Alan and Walden decide to get married so Walden can adopt a child, but Alan has second thoughts when Walden makes him sign a pre-nup. [S] S12 Ep2Thu, Nov 29, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenOh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead: Alan and Gretchen gets engaged while Larry calls off his wedding. Alan decides to use Larry's wedding plans for his wedding. [S] S11 Ep22Thu, Nov 29, 1:55 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenDial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot: US comedy series. When Walden realises his first car is on sale, he, Barry and Jenny go on a road trip to find it. [S] S11 Ep21Thu, Nov 29, 1:25 AMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenOh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead: Alan and Gretchen gets engaged while Larry calls off his wedding. Alan decides to use Larry's wedding plans for his wedding. [S] S11 Ep22Wed, Nov 28, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenDial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot: US comedy series. When Walden realises his first car is on sale, he, Barry and Jenny go on a road trip to find it. [S] S11 Ep21Wed, Nov 28, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenLotta Delis in Little Armenia: Walden's therapist gives him some advice to get over falling in love so quickly. Alan's business provides a surprising opportunity. [S] S11 Ep20Wed, Nov 28, 1:50 AMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenLan mao shi zai wuding shang: Walden is all set to propose to Kate but has his head turned by a stranger. Gretchen discovers the truth about Alan. [S] S11 Ep19Wed, Nov 28, 1:25 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenLotta Delis in Little Armenia: Walden's therapist gives him some advice to get over falling in love so quickly. Alan's business provides a surprising opportunity. [S] S11 Ep20Tue, Nov 27, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenLan mao shi zai wuding shang: Walden is all set to propose to Kate but has his head turned by a stranger. Gretchen discovers the truth about Alan. [S] S11 Ep19Tue, Nov 27, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenWelcome Home, Jake: Walden tells Barry to leave but ends up helping him find his own place. Lyndsey discovers Alan is sleeping with Gretchen. [S] S11 Ep17Tue, Nov 27, 1:50 AMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenWest Side Story: Walden's ex-lover Kate returns to town and agrees to go on a date with him. Alan takes Gretchen to Barry's apartment, pretending it's his. [S] S11 Ep18Mon, Nov 26, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenWelcome Home, Jake: Walden tells Barry to leave but ends up helping him find his own place. Lyndsey discovers Alan is sleeping with Gretchen. [S] S11 Ep17Mon, Nov 26, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenHow To Get Rid of Alan Harper: Nicole accepts a job and plans to move to San Francisco, ruining any hope of a steady relationship with Walden. [S] S11 Ep16Sat, Nov 24, 1:55 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenBite Me, Supreme Court: US comedy. Marty proposes to Evelyn, but when the guys throw him a bachelor party, he begins to reconsider. [S] S11 Ep13Sat, Nov 24, 1:30 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenHow To Get Rid of Alan Harper: Nicole accepts a job and plans to move to San Francisco, ruining any hope of a steady relationship with Walden. [S] S11 Ep16Fri, Nov 23, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenBite Me, Supreme Court: US comedy. Marty proposes to Evelyn, but when the guys throw him a bachelor party, he begins to reconsider. [S] S11 Ep13Fri, Nov 23, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenCab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin: Jenny worries that she and Brooke aren't as close as they used to be. Alan gives Lyndsey an ultimatum regarding himself and Larry. [S] S11 Ep15Fri, Nov 23, 1:55 AMITV225 mins