Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half MenNice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt: Comedy series. Alan discovers that he cannot afford Charlie's house and tries to sell the property without much luck, until he meets Walden Schmidt. [S]Wed, Sep 20, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenPeople Who Love Peepholes: Alan moves in with his mother, regrets it, and jumps at the chance to spend time with Walden. The two try to win Walden's wife back but the plan backfires. [S]Wed, Sep 20, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenNice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt: Comedy series. Alan discovers that he cannot afford Charlie's house and tries to sell the property without much luck, until he meets Walden Schmidt. [S]Wed, Sep 20, 9:00 PMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenPeople Who Love Peepholes: Alan moves in with his mother, regrets it, and jumps at the chance to spend time with Walden. The two try to win Walden's wife back but the plan backfires. [S]Wed, Sep 20, 9:30 PMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenBig Girls Don't Throw Food: US comedy series. Walden seeks Alan's advice on how to win Bridget back, and Jake considers his future when he learns the billionaire is a dropout. [S]Thu, Sep 21, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenNine Magic Fingers: US comedy series. Walden tries to move on from Bridget, while Alan tries to reconnect with Lyndsey. [S]Thu, Sep 21, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenBig Girls Don't Throw Food: US comedy series. Walden seeks Alan's advice on how to win Bridget back, and Jake considers his future when he learns the billionaire is a dropout. [S]Thu, Sep 21, 9:00 PMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenBig Girls Don't Throw Food: US comedy series. Walden seeks Alan's advice on how to win Bridget back, and Jake considers his future when he learns the billionaire is a dropout. [S]Fri, Sep 22, 1:10 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenBig Girls Don't Throw Food: US comedy series. Walden seeks Alan's advice on how to win Bridget back, and Jake considers his future when he learns the billionaire is a dropout. [S]Fri, Sep 22, 2:10 AMITV2 +125 mins
Two and a Half MenA Giant Cat Holding a Churro: US comedy series. Alan is unimpressed when he learns of Lyndsey's involvement in an adult film, so Walden tries to improve his mood by hosting a party. [S]Fri, Sep 22, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Squat and the Hover: US comedy series. Bridget serves Walden with divorce papers, but his mood is lifted when he meets a lesbian who looks just like her. [S]Fri, Sep 22, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenA Giant Cat Holding a Churro: US comedy series. Alan is unimpressed when he learns of Lyndsey's involvement in an adult film, so Walden tries to improve his mood by hosting a party. [S]Fri, Sep 22, 9:00 PMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Squat and the Hover: US comedy series. Bridget serves Walden with divorce papers, but his mood is lifted when he meets a lesbian who looks just like her. [S]Fri, Sep 22, 9:30 PMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenThose Fancy Japanese Toilets: US sitcom. Jake develops a crush on his chemistry teacher, but she fancies Walden. Meanwhile, Alan becomes obsessed with one of Charlie's journals. [S]Mon, Sep 25, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThank You for the Intercourse: US comedy series. The death of Charlie starts to hit Alan a lot harder but he soon discovers a way through it with the help of a familiar alter ego. [S]Mon, Sep 25, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThose Fancy Japanese Toilets: US sitcom. Jake develops a crush on his chemistry teacher, but she fancies Walden. Meanwhile, Alan becomes obsessed with one of Charlie's journals. [S]Mon, Sep 25, 9:00 PMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenThank You for the Intercourse: US comedy series. The death of Charlie starts to hit Alan a lot harder but he soon discovers a way through it with the help of a familiar alter ego. [S]Mon, Sep 25, 9:30 PMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenThose Fancy Japanese Toilets: US sitcom. Jake develops a crush on his chemistry teacher, but she fancies Walden. Meanwhile, Alan becomes obsessed with one of Charlie's journals. [S]Tue, Sep 26, 1:10 AMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThose Fancy Japanese Toilets: US sitcom. Jake develops a crush on his chemistry teacher, but she fancies Walden. Meanwhile, Alan becomes obsessed with one of Charlie's journals. [S]Tue, Sep 26, 2:10 AMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenFrodo's Headshots: US comedy series. Alan is released from a stress hospital, but things go from bad to worse on his return home. [S]Tue, Sep 26, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenA Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes: US sitcom. Walden goes on a date with an English woman after taking Jake's advice. Alan's money worries lead him to take some desperate measures. [S]Tue, Sep 26, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenFrodo's Headshots: US comedy series. Alan is released from a stress hospital, but things go from bad to worse on his return home. [S]Tue, Sep 26, 9:00 PMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenA Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes: US sitcom. Walden goes on a date with an English woman after taking Jake's advice. Alan's money worries lead him to take some desperate measures. [S]Tue, Sep 26, 9:30 PMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenWhat a Lovely Landing Strip: US comedy series. Walden continues to try to win Zoe over with some rather extravagant behaviour, but matters become complicated when Bridget reappears. [S]Wed, Sep 27, 9:00 PMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenOne False Move, Zimbabwe!: US sitcom. Walden's mother visits at Christmas and Alan immediately develops a crush on her. [S]Wed, Sep 27, 9:30 PMITV2 +130 mins

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Two and a Half MenThat Darn Priest: US comedy series. While Charlie plots how to get more time alone with Rose, she and Alan uncover each other's secrets. [S]Tue, Sep 19, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenUS comedy series. Alan ends up fronting a Ponzi scheme-style operation after trying to raise money to advertise the chiropractic office. [S]Tue, Sep 19, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenSkunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup: US comedy series. Alan gets paranoid when Charlie and Lyndsey start being extra friendly toward each other. [S]Tue, Sep 19, 1:00 AMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenLookin' for Japanese Subs: US comedy series. Charlie is convinced Rose is married and begins stalking her to find out. Meanwhile Jake and Eldridge start doing Jackass-style stunts. [S]Mon, Sep 18, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenSkunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup: US comedy series. Alan gets paranoid when Charlie and Lyndsey start being extra friendly toward each other. [S]Mon, Sep 18, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenChocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead: US comedy series. Charlie, struggling to deal with his and Courtney's break up, visits Dr Freeman. [S]Fri, Sep 15, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenDead from the Waist Down: US comedy series. After seeing Charlie lavish Courtney with gifts, Alan decides he needs to buy Lyndsey an extra special birthday present - but what? [S]Fri, Sep 15, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenOw, Ow, Don't Stop: US comedy series. Charlie starts wining and dining his ex-girlfriend Courtney after she is released from prison having served a sentence for scamming him. [S]Thu, Sep 14, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenA Good Time in Central Africa: US comedy series. Charlie's temporary replacement for his housekeeper proves to be so good at her work that he has to choose between the two. [S]Thu, Sep 14, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenSpringtime on a Stick: US comedy series. Charlie ruins Jake's date with a girl so Jake decides to get revenge. [S]Wed, Sep 13, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Crazy B**** Gazette: US comedy series. Charlie thinks his newest girlfriend is comfortable with his crazy lifestyle - until stalker Rose reappears. [S]Wed, Sep 13, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenTwanging Your Magic Clanger: US comedy series. Charlie overreacts when he finds out his new date is four years older than him, while Alan goes on a erectile dysfunction pill binge. [S]Tue, Sep 12, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Immortal Mr Billy Joel: US comedy series. Taking advantage of his decision to get plastic surgery, Alan visits a bar masquerading as Charlie. [S]Tue, Sep 12, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenHookers, Hookers, Hookers: US comedy series. Charlie acquires even more unwanted houseguests after Alan burns down Lyndsey's home. [S]Mon, Sep 11, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenA Pudding-Filled Cactus: US comedy series. Though he accepted Lyndsey's offer to move in, Alan continues to use Charlie's beach house to have sex with Melissa. [S]Mon, Sep 11, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenA Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer: US comedy series. Charlie gets creative in his efforts to force Alan to move in with Lyndsey. [S]Sat, Sep 9, 1:00 AMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThree Girls and a Guy Named Bud: US comedy series. Jake moves to Judith and Herb's when he learns that Alan is dating his friend's mother. Charlie tries to cut back on the alcohol. [S]Sat, Sep 9, 12:30 AMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenA Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer: US comedy series. Charlie gets creative in his efforts to force Alan to move in with Lyndsey. [S]Fri, Sep 8, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThree Girls and a Guy Named Bud: US comedy series. Jake moves to Judith and Herb's when he learns that Alan is dating his friend's mother. Charlie tries to cut back on the alcohol. [S]Fri, Sep 8, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThis Is Not Gonna End Well: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. After Charlie's licence is suspended, Jake becomes his driver. [S]Fri, Sep 8, 12:55 AMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenGumby with a Pokey: US sitcom. Alan and Jake go on a road trip while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of girlfriends past. [S]Fri, Sep 8, 12:30 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenThis Is Not Gonna End Well: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. After Charlie's licence is suspended, Jake becomes his driver. [S]Thu, Sep 7, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenGumby with a Pokey: US sitcom. Alan and Jake go on a road trip while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of girlfriends past. [S]Thu, Sep 7, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenI Called Him Magoo: US sitcom. Alan's plans for an intimate night at a hotel with Lyndsey are scuppered. [S]Thu, Sep 7, 12:55 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenKeith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie has trouble writing the theme for a TV show. [S]Thu, Sep 7, 12:30 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenI Called Him Magoo: US sitcom. Alan's plans for an intimate night at a hotel with Lyndsey are scuppered. [S]Wed, Sep 6, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenKeith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie has trouble writing the theme for a TV show. [S]Wed, Sep 6, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenIxnay on the Oggie Day: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie meets up with Chelsea's best friend. Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient. [S]Wed, Sep 6, 12:55 AMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenI Found Your Moustache: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand. [S]Wed, Sep 6, 12:25 AMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenIxnay on the Oggie Day: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie meets up with Chelsea's best friend. Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient. [S]Tue, Sep 5, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenI Found Your Moustache: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand. [S]Tue, Sep 5, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenTinkle Like a Princess: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife. [S]Mon, Sep 4, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenAye, Aye, Captain: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Chelsea is put off by Charlie's jealousy towards her relationship with Brad. [S]Mon, Sep 4, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenCrude and Uncalled For: Comedy series. Alan suspects a widowed lawyer is interested in Chelsea and suggests Charlie does something about it. [S]Thu, Aug 31, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenYay, No Polyps!: Popular US sitcom. Charlie has a colonoscopy to avoid visiting Chelsea's parents, but she turns the tables by getting them to fly out to Malibu for a visit. [S]Thu, Aug 31, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenFart Jokes, Pie and Celeste: Popular US sitcom. Jake decides to write a love song to try to win back his ex-girlfriend. Herb and Alan keep their friendship secret from Judith. [S]Wed, Aug 30, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThat's Why They Call it Ball Room: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie comes to realise that Chelsea has not been entirely honest about the state of her finances. [S]Wed, Aug 30, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenGorp. Fnark. Schmegle.: Popular US sitcom. Chelsea's gorgeous college friend stays at the house and everyone is very keen to make her stay as comfortable as possible. [S]Wed, Aug 30, 1:00 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenCaptain Terry's Spray-On Hair: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie discovers that Chelsea is dissatisfied with him. [S]Tue, Aug 29, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenGorp. Fnark. Schmegle.: Popular US sitcom. Chelsea's gorgeous college friend stays at the house and everyone is very keen to make her stay as comfortable as possible. [S]Tue, Aug 29, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenUntainted by Filth: Popular US sitcom. Charlie and Alan discuss dates for a wedding with Chelsea before heading for a bar. Later, the pair of them wake up in bed with a stranger. [S]Tue, Aug 29, 12:55 AMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenGive Me Your Thumb: Popular US sitcom. Alan suggests that Chelsea might benefit from breast-reduction surgery, an idea that upsets Charlie so much he tells Alan to move out. [S]Fri, Aug 25, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenFor the Sake of the Child: Popular US sitcom. Jake refuses to stay at the beach house following yet another display of public bickering by Charlie and Alan. [S]Fri, Aug 25, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenLaxative Tester, Horse Inseminator: Popular US sitcom. Alan starts working for Evelyn. Charlie tries to close the rift between Chelsea and Jake. [S]Thu, Aug 24, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenMmm, Fish. Yum: Popular US sitcom. Alan finds himself caring for Judith's child as well as his ex-mother-in-law. Charlie backs his car over a cat so Jake tries to blackmail him. [S]Thu, Aug 24, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenHello, I Am Alan Cousteau: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie is desperate to ensure Chelsea and Evelyn do not befriend each other following their first meeting. [S]Fri, Aug 18, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Two Finger Rule: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. On a drunken night, Alan, Herb, Jerome and Charlie swap stories of their sexual experiences. [S]Fri, Aug 18, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenMy Son's Enormous Head: US sitcom. Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but he also feels an overwhelming urge to flee. [S]Thu, Aug 17, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThe 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie tells Chelsea that he loves her, but does not get the response he expects. [S]Thu, Aug 17, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenI'd Like to Start with the Cat: US comedy about a well-off bachelor. Charlie agrees to accompany Chelsea to a marriage counselling session. [S]Thu, Aug 17, 1:00 AMITV230 mins