Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Jake gets into trouble at school. (S3 Ep 2)Mon, May 20, 3:35 AM5STAR25 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books. Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment. (S5 Ep 18)[S]Mon, May 20, 12:00 PM5STAR35 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom about a well-off bachelor. When Charlie meets the fiancee of his girlfriend's grown-up son, he realises it is not for the first time. (S5 Ep 19)[S]Mon, May 20, 12:35 PM5STAR25 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom. Charlie encounters an ex-girlfriend whose son looks an awful lot like him. (S6 Ep 1)Tue, May 21, 12:00 PM5STAR30 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom. Alan lends Charlie money and crosses a line in his attempts to get it back. (S6 Ep 2)Tue, May 21, 12:30 PM5STAR30 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom. When Judith kicks Herb out of the house, Alan hopes to reconcile with her. Meanwhile, Herb tries to adopt Charlie's bachelor ways. (S6 Ep 6)Wed, May 22, 12:00 PM5STAR30 mins
Two and a Half MenAmerican sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie's new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place. (S6 Ep 8)Wed, May 22, 12:30 PM5STAR30 mins

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Two and a Half MenI Changed My Mind About the Milk: US comedy series. Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey on her birthday but gets rejected. Jake adjusts to life in the military. [S] S10 Ep1Thu, Feb 7, 1:25 AMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenI Changed My Mind About the Milk: US comedy series. Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey on her birthday but gets rejected. Jake adjusts to life in the military. [S] S10 Ep1Wed, Feb 6, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenOh Look! Al-Qaeda!: In the ninth series finale, Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future. [S] S9 Ep24Wed, Feb 6, 1:25 AMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenOh Look! Al-Qaeda!: In the ninth series finale, Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future. [S] S9 Ep24Tue, Feb 5, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Straw in My Donut Hole: 200th episode of the US comedy. Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure that it's deserved. [S] S9 Ep23Tue, Feb 5, 12:55 AMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Straw in My Donut Hole: 200th episode of the US comedy. Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure that it's deserved. [S] S9 Ep23Mon, Feb 4, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenWhy We Gave Up Women: The ghost of Charlie Harper pays a visit to Alan's hospital bedside after Alan suffers a minor heart attack. [S] S9 Ep22Fri, Feb 1, 1:50 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenWhy We Gave Up Women: The ghost of Charlie Harper pays a visit to Alan's hospital bedside after Alan suffers a minor heart attack. [S] S9 Ep22Thu, Jan 31, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenMr Hose Says 'Yes': Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey. [S] S9 Ep21Wed, Jan 30, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenGrandma's Pie: Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to come to terms with their mums' new relationship. [S] S9 Ep20Wed, Jan 30, 12:55 AMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenGrandma's Pie: Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to come to terms with their mums' new relationship. [S] S9 Ep20Tue, Jan 29, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenPalmdale, Ech: Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers to one another so that they can have more time together. Meanwhile, Walden drives Jake and Eldridge to a high school party. [S] S9 Ep19Sat, Jan 26, 1:35 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenPalmdale, Ech: Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers to one another so that they can have more time together. Meanwhile, Walden drives Jake and Eldridge to a high school party. [S] S9 Ep19Fri, Jan 25, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThe War Against Gingivitis: Things get tense in the Malibu house when Walden's estranged ex-business partner Billy shows up looking to bury the hatchet with a money-making idea. [S] S9 Ep18Fri, Jan 25, 12:55 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenThe War Against Gingivitis: Things get tense in the Malibu house when Walden's estranged ex-business partner Billy shows up looking to bury the hatchet with a money-making idea. [S] S9 Ep18Thu, Jan 24, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenNot in My Mouth!: Walden and Zoey's relationship has a few ups and downs after they share a near-death experience and Walden shares his true feelings. [S] S9 Ep17Thu, Jan 24, 1:25 AMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenNot in My Mouth!: Walden and Zoey's relationship has a few ups and downs after they share a near-death experience and Walden shares his true feelings. [S] S9 Ep17Wed, Jan 23, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenSips, Sonnets and Sodomy: US sitcom. Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day. [S] S9 Ep16Wed, Jan 23, 1:10 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenSips, Sonnets and Sodomy: US sitcom. Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day. [S] S9 Ep16Tue, Jan 22, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Duchess of Dull-in-Sack: US comedy series. Walden shares some of Berta's special brownies with Zoey to try and get her to loosen up. [S] S9 Ep15Mon, Jan 21, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenA Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes: US comedy series. Walden is taken aback when he meets an attractive British woman who wants to date him. [S] S9 Ep10Fri, Dec 14, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenFrodo's Headshots: US comedy series. Alan has to undergo a series of mental health tests after being released from hospital. [S] S9 Ep9Fri, Dec 14, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThank You For The Intercourse: Alan becomes overly emotional when Walden begins redecorating the beach house and is pushed over the edge... [S] S9 Ep8Thu, Dec 13, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThose Fancy Japanese Toilets: Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor...but his tutor has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over a journal that his brother willed to him. [S] S9 Ep7Thu, Dec 13, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Squat and the Hover: Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget - who has found a new beau in Alex - but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her. [S] S9 Ep6Wed, Dec 12, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenA Giant Cat Holding A Churro: As Alan struggles to come to terms with Lyndsey's risque movie past, Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party at the house. [S] S9 Ep5Wed, Dec 12, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenNine Magic Fingers: Trying to rebound from his recent separation, Walden goes looking for Mrs Right. Meanwhile, Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with his girlfriend Lyndsey. [S] S9 Ep4Tue, Dec 11, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenBig Girls Don't Throw Food: US comedy series. Walden seeks Alan's advice on how to win Bridget back, and Jake considers his future when he learns the billionaire is a dropout. [S] S9 Ep3Tue, Dec 11, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenNice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt: Alan struggles to keep up with mortgage payments after Charlie's death...until he comes across billionaire Walden Schmidt. [S] S9 Ep1Tue, Dec 11, 12:25 AMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenPeople Who Love Peepholes: Regretting his decision to move in with his mother, Alan jumps at the chance to spend some time with Walden and they try to help Walden woo his wife back. [S] S9 Ep2Mon, Dec 10, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenNice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt: Alan struggles to keep up with mortgage payments after Charlie's death...until he comes across billionaire Walden Schmidt. [S] S9 Ep1Mon, Dec 10, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenOf Course He's Dead - Part 1: Charlie Harper is alive - or is he? Find out in the series finale as surprise guest stars appear in the conclusion of the comedy's final season. [S] S12 Ep15Sat, Dec 8, 1:55 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenOf Course He's Dead - Part 2: Charlie Harper is alive - or is he? Find out in the series finale as surprise guest stars appear in the conclusion of the comedy's final season. [S] S12 Ep16Fri, Dec 7, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenOf Course He's Dead - Part 1: Charlie Harper is alive - or is he? Find out in the series finale as surprise guest stars appear in the conclusion of the comedy's final season. [S] S12 Ep15Fri, Dec 7, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenBoompa Loved His H*****s: Walden fears that breaking up with Ms McMartin will jeopardise his adoption of Louis. Meanwhile, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her. [S] S12 Ep13Fri, Dec 7, 1:55 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenDon't Give A Monkey A Gun: US comedy series. Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice after they sign their divorce papers, only for Alan to choose something selfish and impractical. [S] S12 Ep14Thu, Dec 6, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenBoompa Loved His H*****s: Walden fears that breaking up with Ms McMartin will jeopardise his adoption of Louis. Meanwhile, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her. [S] S12 Ep13Thu, Dec 6, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenFor Whom The Booty Calls: US comedy series. Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan. [S] S12 Ep11Thu, Dec 6, 1:55 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenA Beer-Battered Rip-Off: US comedy series. When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries that it might affect Louis's adoption. [S] S12 Ep12Wed, Dec 5, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenFor Whom The Booty Calls: US comedy series. Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan. [S] S12 Ep11Wed, Dec 5, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenBouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey: US comedy series. Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women with his foster son Louis in the house. [S] S12 Ep9Wed, Dec 5, 1:55 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenHere I Come, Pants!: US comedy series. Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after a social worker discovers that he and Walden are not really a gay couple. [S] S12 Ep10Tue, Dec 4, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenBouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey: US comedy series. Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women with his foster son Louis in the house. [S] S12 Ep9Tue, Dec 4, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenAlan Shot a Little Girl: US comedy series. Alan and Walden officially become foster parents to Louis. Their different styles of parenting causes a strain to their friendship. [S] S12 Ep6Tue, Dec 4, 1:55 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenSex with an Animated Ed Asner: US comedy series. Alan and Walden befriend three mums at a kids' gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. [S] S12 Ep7Mon, Dec 3, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenAlan Shot a Little Girl: US comedy series. Alan and Walden officially become foster parents to Louis. Their different styles of parenting causes a strain to their friendship. [S] S12 Ep6Mon, Dec 3, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenOontz. Oontz. Oontz.: US comedy series. The adoption agency matches Alan and Walden to a cynical pre-teen. Alan realises he's being forced into the role of 'mum'. [S] S12 Ep5Sat, Dec 1, 1:30 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenThirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight: A pregnant student accepts Alan and Walden as adoptive parents for her baby. But she's in danger of reconsidering once she gives birth. [S] S12 Ep4Sat, Dec 1, 1:05 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenOontz. Oontz. Oontz.: US comedy series. The adoption agency matches Alan and Walden to a cynical pre-teen. Alan realises he's being forced into the role of 'mum'. [S] S12 Ep5Fri, Nov 30, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight: A pregnant student accepts Alan and Walden as adoptive parents for her baby. But she's in danger of reconsidering once she gives birth. [S] S12 Ep4Fri, Nov 30, 8:00 PMITV230 mins