Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half MenNice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt: Comedy series. Alan discovers that he cannot afford Charlie's house and tries to sell the property without much luck, until he meets Walden Schmidt. [S]Mon, Nov 20, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenPeople Who Love Peepholes: Alan moves in with his mother, regrets it, and jumps at the chance to spend time with Walden. The two try to win Walden's wife back but the plan backfires. [S]Mon, Nov 20, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenNice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt: Comedy series. Alan discovers that he cannot afford Charlie's house and tries to sell the property without much luck, until he meets Walden Schmidt. [S]Mon, Nov 20, 9:00 PMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenPeople Who Love Peepholes: Alan moves in with his mother, regrets it, and jumps at the chance to spend time with Walden. The two try to win Walden's wife back but the plan backfires. [S]Mon, Nov 20, 9:30 PMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenBig Girls Don't Throw Food: US comedy series. Walden seeks Alan's advice on how to win Bridget back, and Jake considers his future when he learns the billionaire is a dropout. [S]Tue, Nov 21, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenNine Magic Fingers: US comedy series. Walden tries to move on from Bridget, while Alan tries to reconnect with Lyndsey. [S]Tue, Nov 21, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenBig Girls Don't Throw Food: US comedy series. Walden seeks Alan's advice on how to win Bridget back, and Jake considers his future when he learns the billionaire is a dropout. [S]Tue, Nov 21, 9:00 PMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenNine Magic Fingers: US comedy series. Walden tries to move on from Bridget, while Alan tries to reconnect with Lyndsey. [S]Tue, Nov 21, 9:30 PMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenA Giant Cat Holding a Churro: US comedy series. Alan is unimpressed when he learns of Lyndsey's involvement in an adult film, so Walden tries to improve his mood by hosting a party. [S]Wed, Nov 22, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Squat and the Hover: US comedy series. Bridget serves Walden with divorce papers, but his mood is lifted when he meets a lesbian who looks just like her. [S]Wed, Nov 22, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenA Giant Cat Holding a Churro: US comedy series. Alan is unimpressed when he learns of Lyndsey's involvement in an adult film, so Walden tries to improve his mood by hosting a party. [S]Wed, Nov 22, 9:00 PMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Squat and the Hover: US comedy series. Bridget serves Walden with divorce papers, but his mood is lifted when he meets a lesbian who looks just like her. [S]Wed, Nov 22, 9:30 PMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenThose Fancy Japanese Toilets: US sitcom. Jake develops a crush on his chemistry teacher, but she fancies Walden. Meanwhile, Alan becomes obsessed with one of Charlie's journals. [S]Thu, Nov 23, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThank You for the Intercourse: US comedy series. The death of Charlie starts to hit Alan a lot harder but he soon discovers a way through it with the help of a familiar alter ego. [S]Thu, Nov 23, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThose Fancy Japanese Toilets: US sitcom. Jake develops a crush on his chemistry teacher, but she fancies Walden. Meanwhile, Alan becomes obsessed with one of Charlie's journals. [S]Thu, Nov 23, 9:00 PMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenThank You for the Intercourse: US comedy series. The death of Charlie starts to hit Alan a lot harder but he soon discovers a way through it with the help of a familiar alter ego. [S]Thu, Nov 23, 9:30 PMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenFrodo's Headshots: US comedy series. Alan is released from a stress hospital, but things go from bad to worse on his return home. [S]Fri, Nov 24, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenA Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes: US sitcom. Walden goes on a date with an English woman after taking Jake's advice. Alan's money worries lead him to take some desperate measures. [S]Fri, Nov 24, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenFrodo's Headshots: US comedy series. Alan is released from a stress hospital, but things go from bad to worse on his return home. [S]Fri, Nov 24, 9:00 PMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenA Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes: US sitcom. Walden goes on a date with an English woman after taking Jake's advice. Alan's money worries lead him to take some desperate measures. [S]Fri, Nov 24, 9:30 PMITV2 +130 mins

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Two and a Half MenTinkle Like a Princess: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife. [S]Fri, Nov 17, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenAye, Aye, Captain: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Chelsea is put off by Charlie's jealousy towards her relationship with Brad. [S]Fri, Nov 17, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenCrude and Uncalled For: Comedy series. Alan suspects a widowed lawyer is interested in Chelsea and suggests Charlie does something about it. [S]Thu, Nov 16, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenYay, No Polyps!: Popular US sitcom. Charlie has a colonoscopy to avoid visiting Chelsea's parents, but she turns the tables by getting them to fly out to Malibu for a visit. [S]Thu, Nov 16, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenFart Jokes, Pie and Celeste: Popular US sitcom. Jake decides to write a love song to try to win back his ex-girlfriend. Herb and Alan keep their friendship secret from Judith. [S]Wed, Nov 15, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThat's Why They Call it Ball Room: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie comes to realise that Chelsea has not been entirely honest about the state of her finances. [S]Wed, Nov 15, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenCaptain Terry's Spray-On Hair: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie discovers that Chelsea is dissatisfied with him. [S]Tue, Nov 14, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenGorp. Fnark. Schmegle.: Popular US sitcom. Chelsea's gorgeous college friend stays at the house and everyone is very keen to make her stay as comfortable as possible. [S]Tue, Nov 14, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenUntainted by Filth: Popular US sitcom. Charlie and Alan discuss dates for a wedding with Chelsea before heading for a bar. Later, the pair of them wake up in bed with a stranger. [S]Mon, Nov 13, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenGive Me Your Thumb: Popular US sitcom. Alan suggests that Chelsea might benefit from breast-reduction surgery, an idea that upsets Charlie so much he tells Alan to move out. [S]Mon, Nov 13, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenFor the Sake of the Child: Popular US sitcom. Jake refuses to stay at the beach house following yet another display of public bickering by Charlie and Alan. [S]Fri, Nov 10, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenLaxative Tester, Horse Inseminator: Popular US sitcom. Alan starts working for Evelyn. Charlie tries to close the rift between Chelsea and Jake. [S]Fri, Nov 10, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenMmm, Fish. Yum: Popular US sitcom. Alan finds himself caring for Judith's child as well as his ex-mother-in-law. Charlie backs his car over a cat so Jake tries to blackmail him. [S]Thu, Nov 9, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenWhipped Unto the Third Generation: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Chelsea wants Alan's girlfriend Melissa to move in with them, and Charlie finds it difficult to object. [S]Thu, Nov 9, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half Men818-jklpuzo: US comedy series. Charlie is confronted with a tricky decision when it comes to choosing between Chelsea and Mia. He is also wary now that Melissa has moved in. [S]Wed, Nov 8, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenBaseball Was Better with Steroids: US sitcom. Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Judith goes into labour. [S]Wed, Nov 8, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenGood Morning, Mrs Butterworth: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie tries to make the most of Chelsea and Alan's budding friendship. [S]Tue, Nov 7, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenSir Lancelot's Litter Box: US sitcom. There are major changes for Charlie and Alan when Chelsea moves into the house. [S]Tue, Nov 7, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenAbove Exalted Cyclops: US sitcom. Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with one of her friends. [S]Mon, Nov 6, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenHello, I Am Alan Cousteau: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie is desperate to ensure Chelsea and Evelyn do not befriend each other following their first meeting. [S]Mon, Nov 6, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Two Finger Rule: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. On a drunken night, Alan, Herb, Jerome and Charlie swap stories of their sexual experiences. [S]Fri, Nov 3, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenMy Son's Enormous Head: US sitcom. Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but he also feels an overwhelming urge to flee. [S]Fri, Nov 3, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThe 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie tells Chelsea that he loves her, but does not get the response he expects. [S]Thu, Nov 2, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenShe'll Still Be Dead at Halftime: US comedy series about a well-off bachelor. Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives. [S]Thu, Nov 2, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenI'd Like to Start with the Cat: US comedy about a well-off bachelor. Charlie agrees to accompany Chelsea to a marriage counselling session. [S]Wed, Nov 1, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenDavid Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie: US comedy. After a birthday party thrown for Alan is met with indifference by his family, Melissa feels he is underappreciated. [S]Wed, Nov 1, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenI Think You Offended Don: US comedy series. Alan continues to believe that he is responsible for Judith's pregnancy. Charlie is convinced he knows the reason behind Jake's bad mood. [S]Mon, Oct 30, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThank God for Scoliosis: American sitcom. Alan finds himself attracted to his receptionist, while Charlie and Jake compete for a waitress. [S]Mon, Oct 30, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Devil's Lube: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways after an old friend dies during a visit. [S]Fri, Oct 27, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenHe Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan contemplates retiring when Evelyn offers to take care of Jake's college education. [S]Fri, Oct 27, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Mooch at the Boo: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. [S]Thu, Oct 26, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenPinocchio's Mouth: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie's new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place. [S]Thu, Oct 26, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenBest HO Money Can Buy: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go out on the town. [S]Wed, Oct 25, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenIt's Always Nazi Week: American sitcom. When Judith kicks Herb out of the house, Alan hopes to reconcile with her. Meanwhile, Herb tries to adopt Charlie's bachelor ways. [S]Wed, Oct 25, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenA Jock Strap in Hell: American sitcom. Charlie tries to help Jake's former teacher who turned to stripping after her fling with Charlie. [S]Tue, Oct 24, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Flavin' and the Mavin': American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie romances Alan's receptionist. [S]Tue, Oct 24, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenDamn You, Eggs Benedict: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie decides to learn how to cook. Alan tries dating two women at the same time. [S]Mon, Oct 23, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenPie Hole, Herb: American sitcom. Alan lends Charlie money and crosses a line in his attempts to get it back. [S]Mon, Oct 23, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenTaterhead is Our Love Child: American sitcom. Charlie encounters an ex-girlfriend whose son looks an awful lot like him. [S]Fri, Oct 20, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenCows, Prepare to Be Tipped: American sitcom. Walden has a dilemma when he finds he is more attracted to the grandmother of a beautiful but ditzy young woman than the woman herself. [S]Fri, Oct 20, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenMy Bodacious Vidalia: American sitcom. Alan is still down in the dumps after his split from Lyndsey, so Walden decides to give him a makeover, with unexpected results. [S]Thu, Oct 19, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenAnother Night with Neil Diamond: Lyndsey has something difficult to say to Alan but he doesn't take it too well. It's up to Walden to get him out of his rut, no matter what it takes. [S]Thu, Oct 19, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenBig Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon: American sitcom. Walden and Alan struggle to keep up as Herb goes on a wild party binge. [S]Thu, Oct 19, 1:05 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenBazinga! That's from a TV Show: American sitcom. Jake visits for the weekend and is surrounded by trouble involving tattooed mothers, inappropriate daughters and a used-car salesman. [S]Wed, Oct 18, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenBig Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon: American sitcom. Walden and Alan struggle to keep up as Herb goes on a wild party binge. [S]Wed, Oct 18, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThe 9:04 from Pemberton: American sitcom. When Alan and Warren fall out over a toaster, Alan moves out and goes back to his old house to live with Herb. [S]Tue, Oct 17, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThrogwarten Middle School Mystery: American sitcom. Walden attends a singles mixer with friends from high school but runs into ex-wife Bridget. [S]Tue, Oct 17, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenAdvantage: Fat, Flying Baby: American sitcom. Alan's Valentine's Day plans for Lindsay go awry. Kate returns to LA and a love-stricken Walden makes every attempt to win her back. [S]Mon, Oct 16, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenPaint it, Pierce it or Plug It: American sitcom. Adam gets a shock when he discovers that Jake's new girlfriend is almost twice his age, has three children and owns a tattoo parlour. [S]Mon, Oct 16, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenRun, Steven Staven! Run!: American sitcom. After Lyndsey dumps Alan once again, he joins Walden, Billy and Herb on a night out, where the men share stories about their exes. [S]Fri, Oct 13, 8:30 PMITV230 mins