Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half MenThe Immortal Mr Billy Joel: US comedy series. Taking advantage of his decision to get plastic surgery, Alan visits a bar masquerading as Charlie. [S]Wed, May 24, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenTwanging Your Magic Clanger: US comedy series. Charlie overreacts when he finds out his new date is four years older than him, while Alan goes on a erectile dysfunction pill binge. [S]Wed, May 24, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Immortal Mr Billy Joel: US comedy series. Taking advantage of his decision to get plastic surgery, Alan visits a bar masquerading as Charlie. [S]Wed, May 24, 9:00 PMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenTwanging Your Magic Clanger: US comedy series. Charlie overreacts when he finds out his new date is four years older than him, while Alan goes on a erectile dysfunction pill binge. [S]Wed, May 24, 9:30 PMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Crazy B**** Gazette: US comedy series. Charlie thinks his newest girlfriend is comfortable with his crazy lifestyle - until stalker Rose reappears. [S]Thu, May 25, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenSpringtime on a Stick: US comedy series. Charlie ruins Jake's date with a girl so Jake decides to get revenge. [S]Thu, May 25, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Crazy B**** Gazette: US comedy series. Charlie thinks his newest girlfriend is comfortable with his crazy lifestyle - until stalker Rose reappears. [S]Thu, May 25, 9:00 PMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenSpringtime on a Stick: US comedy series. Charlie ruins Jake's date with a girl so Jake decides to get revenge. [S]Thu, May 25, 9:30 PMITV2 +130 mins
Two and a Half MenA Good Time in Central Africa: US comedy series. Charlie's temporary replacement for his housekeeper proves to be so good at her work that he has to choose between the two. [S]Fri, May 26, 8:00 PMITV235 mins
Two and a Half MenOw, Ow, Don't Stop: US comedy series. Charlie starts wining and dining his ex-girlfriend Courtney after she is released from prison having served a sentence for scamming him. [S]Fri, May 26, 8:35 PMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenA Good Time in Central Africa: US comedy series. Charlie's temporary replacement for his housekeeper proves to be so good at her work that he has to choose between the two. [S]Fri, May 26, 9:00 PMITV2 +135 mins
Two and a Half MenOw, Ow, Don't Stop: US comedy series. Charlie starts wining and dining his ex-girlfriend Courtney after she is released from prison having served a sentence for scamming him. [S]Fri, May 26, 9:35 PMITV2 +125 mins
Two and a Half MenDead from the Waist Down: US comedy series. Alan goes on a hunt to find Lyndsey a nice birthday present. [S]Tue, May 30, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenChocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead: US comedy series. Charlie, struggling to deal with his and Courtney's break up, visits Dr Freeman. [S]Tue, May 30, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenSkunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup: US comedy series. Alan gets paranoid when Charlie and Lyndsey start being extra friendly toward each other. [S]Wed, May 31, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenLookin' for Japanese Subs: US comedy series. Charlie is convinced Rose is married and begins stalking her to find out. Meanwhile Jake and Eldridge start doing Jackass-style stunts. [S]Wed, May 31, 8:30 PMITV230 mins

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Two and a Half MenHookers, Hookers, Hookers: US comedy series. Charlie gets even more unwanted houseguests after Alan burns down Lyndsey's home. [S]Tue, May 23, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenA Pudding-Filled Cactus: US comedy series. Though he accepted Lyndsey's offer to move in, Alan continues to use Charlie's beach house to have sex with Melissa. [S]Tue, May 23, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenA Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer: US comedy series. Charlie gets creative in his efforts to force Alan to move in with Lyndsey. [S]Mon, May 22, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThree Girls and a Guy Named Bud: US comedy series. Jake moves to Judith and Herb's when he learns that Alan is dating his friend's mother. Charlie tries to cut back on the alcohol. [S]Mon, May 22, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThis Is Not Gonna End Well: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. After Charlie's licence is suspended, Jake becomes his driver. [S]Fri, May 19, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenGumby with a Pokey: US sitcom. Alan and Jake go on a road trip while Charlie is visited by the ghosts of girlfriends past. [S]Fri, May 19, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenI Called Him Magoo: US sitcom. Alan's plans for an intimate night at a hotel with Lyndsey are scuppered. [S]Thu, May 18, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenKeith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie has trouble writing the theme for a TV show. [S]Thu, May 18, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenIxnay on the Oggie Day: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie meets up with Chelsea's best friend. Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient. [S]Wed, May 17, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenI Found Your Moustache: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand. [S]Wed, May 17, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenTinkle Like a Princess: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife. [S]Tue, May 16, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenAye, Aye, Captain: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Chelsea is put off by Charlie's jealousy towards her relationship with Brad. [S]Tue, May 16, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenCrude and Uncalled For: Comedy series. Alan suspects a widowed lawyer is interested in Chelsea and suggests Charlie does something about it. [S]Mon, May 15, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenYay, No Polyps!: Popular US sitcom. Charlie has a colonoscopy to avoid visiting Chelsea's parents, but she turns the tables by getting them to fly out to Malibu for a visit. [S]Mon, May 15, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenFart Jokes, Pie and Celeste: Popular US sitcom. Jake decides to write a love song to try to win back his ex-girlfriend. Herb and Alan keep their friendship secret from Judith. [S]Fri, May 12, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenWarning, It's Dirty: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Jake's girlfriend is away for Christmas so Charlie uses this as an opportunity to teach him the art of infidelity. [S]Fri, May 12, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThat's Why They Call it Ball Room: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie comes to realise that Chelsea has not been entirely honest about the state of her finances. [S]Thu, May 11, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenCaptain Terry's Spray-On Hair: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie discovers that Chelsea is dissatisfied with him. [S]Thu, May 11, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenUntainted by Filth: Popular US sitcom. Charlie and Alan discuss dates for a wedding with Chelsea before heading for a bar. Later, the pair of them wake up in bed with a stranger. [S]Thu, May 11, 1:05 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenGorp. Fnark. Schmegle.: Popular US sitcom. Chelsea's gorgeous college friend stays at the house and everyone is very keen to make her stay as comfortable as possible. [S]Wed, May 10, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenUntainted by Filth: Popular US sitcom. Charlie and Alan discuss dates for a wedding with Chelsea before heading for a bar. Later, the pair of them wake up in bed with a stranger. [S]Wed, May 10, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenGive Me Your Thumb: Popular US sitcom. Alan suggests that Chelsea might benefit from breast-reduction surgery, an idea that upsets Charlie so much he tells Alan to move out. [S]Tue, May 9, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenFor the Sake of the Child: Popular US sitcom. Jake refuses to stay at the beach house following yet another display of public bickering by Charlie and Alan. [S]Tue, May 9, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenMmm, Fish. Yum: Popular US sitcom. Alan finds himself caring for Judith's child as well as his ex-mother-in-law. Charlie backs his car over a cat so Jake tries to blackmail him. [S]Tue, May 9, 12:55 AMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenLaxative Tester, Horse Inseminator: Popular US sitcom. Alan starts working for Evelyn. Charlie tries to close the rift between Chelsea and Jake. [S]Mon, May 8, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenMmm, Fish. Yum: Popular US sitcom. Alan finds himself caring for Judith's child as well as his ex-mother-in-law. Charlie backs his car over a cat so Jake tries to blackmail him. [S]Mon, May 8, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenWhipped Unto the Third Generation: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Chelsea wants Alan's girlfriend Melissa to move in with them, and Charlie finds it difficult to object. [S]Fri, May 5, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half Men818-jklpuzo: US comedy series. Charlie is confronted with a tricky decision when it comes to choosing between Chelsea and Mia. He is also wary now that Melissa has moved in. [S]Fri, May 5, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenBaseball Was Better with Steroids: US sitcom. Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Judith goes into labour. [S]Thu, May 4, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenGood Morning, Mrs Butterworth: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie tries to make the most of Chelsea and Alan's budding friendship. [S]Thu, May 4, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenAbove Exalted Cyclops: US sitcom. Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with one of her friends. [S]Thu, May 4, 1:00 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenSir Lancelot's Litter Box: US sitcom. There are major changes for Charlie and Alan when Chelsea moves into the house. [S]Wed, May 3, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenAbove Exalted Cyclops: US sitcom. Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with one of her friends. [S]Wed, May 3, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenHello, I Am Alan Cousteau: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie is desperate to ensure Chelsea and Evelyn do not befriend each other following their first meeting. [S]Tue, May 2, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Two Finger Rule: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. On a drunken night, Alan, Herb, Jerome and Charlie swap stories of their sexual experiences. [S]Tue, May 2, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenMy Son's Enormous Head: US sitcom. Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but he also feels an overwhelming urge to flee. [S]Tue, May 2, 12:50 AMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThe 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie tells Chelsea that he loves her, but does not get the response he expects. [S]Tue, May 2, 12:25 AMITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenShe'll Still Be Dead at Halftime: US comedy series about a well-off bachelor. Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives. [S]Fri, Apr 28, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenI'd Like to Start with the Cat: US comedy about a well-off bachelor. Charlie agrees to accompany Chelsea to a marriage counselling session. [S]Fri, Apr 28, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenDavid Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie: US comedy. After a birthday party thrown for Alan is met with indifference by his family, Melissa feels he is underappreciated. [S]Thu, Apr 27, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenI Think You Offended Don: US comedy series. Alan continues to believe that he is responsible for Judith's pregnancy. Charlie is convinced he knows the reason behind Jake's bad mood. [S]Thu, Apr 27, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Devil's Lube: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways after an old friend dies during a visit. [S]Thu, Apr 27, 12:55 AMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThank God for Scoliosis: American sitcom. Alan finds himself attracted to his receptionist, while Charlie and Jake compete for a waitress. [S]Wed, Apr 26, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Devil's Lube: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways after an old friend dies during a visit. [S]Wed, Apr 26, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenHe Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan contemplates retiring when Evelyn offers to take care of Jake's college education. [S]Tue, Apr 25, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Mooch at the Boo: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. [S]Tue, Apr 25, 8:00 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenPinocchio's Mouth: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie's new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place. [S]Tue, Apr 25, 12:55 AMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenBest HO Money Can Buy: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go out on the town. [S]Tue, Apr 25, 12:25 AMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenPinocchio's Mouth: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie's new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place. [S]Mon, Apr 24, 8:30 PMITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenBest HO Money Can Buy: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go out on the town. [S]Mon, Apr 24, 8:00 PMITV230 mins