The Chosen People: A Korean family arrives on camp and begins building living quarters. They claim that the 4077th is located on the family's farm and they have come to reclaim it. (S2 Ep19)
For Want of a Boot: With his new boots delayed, Hawkeye leans on the supply sergeant. He needs dental work, and will get Hawkeye a pair if he'll talk to the camp dentist. (S2 Ep17)
Henry in Love: Family man Henry Blake returns from a trip to Tokyo, much to the relief of Hawkeye and Trapper. Whilst away he has fallen in love with an ex-cheerleader, half his age. (S2 Ep16)
Officers Only: A grateful general donates an Officer's Club to the 4077th with negative consequences. Klinger pretends to be pregnant to get out of the Army. (S2 Ep15)
Hot Lips and Empty Arms: Hot Lips receives a letter from home that makes her reassess her life; she learns her friend has married a doctor and now has a beautiful home, a pool and children. (S2 Ep14)
Deal Me Out: Radar hits a local who is famous for jumping in front of vehicles for compensation. Captain Sam Pak arrives at the 4077th for a marathon poker game disguised as a conference. (S2 Ep13)
The Incubator: Hawkeye and Trapper desperately try to acquire an incubator for the camp. They meet Major Morris, a medical officer with three incubators who refuses to let them have one. (S2 Ep12)
Carry On, Hawkeye: A flu epidemic leaves Trapper, Frank and Henry out of action. They can't find anyone to come and help with casualties - and Hawkeye is the only available doctor. (S2 Ep11)
The Sniper: Hawkeye is shot at while on a picnic with a new nurse. He blames Frank and Hot Lips for shooting wildly, but they soon realise a sniper is on the loose. (S2 Ep10)
Dear Dad... Three: Once more Hawkeye writes home to his father about life in the 4077th. Hawkeye and Trapper teach a racist patient who asks for the 'right type' of blood a lesson. (S2 Ep9)
The Trial of Henry Blake: Henry's on trial, and Hawkeye and Trapper are put under house arrest to prevent them from showing up with evidence exonerating him. (S2 Ep8)
L.I.P.: Corporal Walker is being sent home, and he wants to marry his Korean girlfriend so she and their baby can return with him. Hawkeye promises to start the paperwork rolling. (S2 Ep7)
Kim: A wounded five-year-old Korean boy whose parents are lost captures the hearts of the 4077th, particularly Trapper who, after consulting his wife, wants to adopt him. (S2 Ep6)
Dr Pierce and Mr Hyde: Hawkeye has been in non-stop surgery for three days without sleep but the wounded keep coming. He decides to send a telegram to Harry S. Truman. (S2 Ep5)
For the Good of the Outfit: Hawkeye and Trapper want the army to admit responsibility for the accidental bombing of a local village. However, the army resists. (S2 Ep4)
Radar's Report: Radar reports on the comedies and tragedies of a typical 4077th week while Majors Houlihan and Burns try to get Klinger transferred. Hawkeye falls for a new nurse. (S2 Ep3)
5 O'Clock Charlie: A North Korean pilot known as '5 O'Clock Charlie' makes a daily attempt to bomb the ammo dump but always misses. Now it's something of a spectator sport. (S2 Ep2)
Divided We Stand: Captain Hildebrand, an Army psychiatrist, is sent to investigate the 4077th for possible mental breakdowns. He informs Col. Blake that his presence should be kept a secret. (S2 Ep1)
Showtime: As usual, Hawkeye and Frank clash over the treatment of a soldier. Trapper fights desperately to save a badly injured man. He asks Mulcahy to pray for his surgical skills. (S1 Ep24)
Ceasefire: News of a ceasefire has reached the 4077th. Everyone celebrates except Trapper, who remains sceptical. Hawkeye still has plenty of gambling debts to settle. (S1 Ep23)
Major Fred C. Dobbs: Hawkeye and Trapper's latest scheme succeeds when Frank and Hot Lips demand a transfer. Hawkeye and Trapper soon realise that they will have to work double shifts. (S1 Ep22)
Sticky Wicket: Hawkeye's patient becomes overly concerned when he fails to improve after surgery. Frank taunts Hawkeye by calling him 'Super Surgeon' - which prompts a fight. (S1 Ep21)
The Army-Navy Game: Excitement runs high in the camp on the day of the Army/Navy football game, with several members of the 4077th putting money into a betting pool. (S1 Ep20)
The Longjohn Flap: In the middle of a cold snap, Hawkeye receives a pair of longjohns from home. He gives them to an ill Trapper, who then loses them to Radar in a poker game. (S1 Ep19)
Dear Dad... Again: Hawkeye pens another letter to his father, detailing the day-to-day insanity of living in the camp, including a bet that nobody will notice if Hawkeye dines naked. (S1 Ep18)
Sometimes You Hear the Bullet: Hawkeye's old friend Tommy is working on a book called 'You Never Hear the Bullet'. However, the book hits a little too close to home for Hawkeye. (S1 Ep17)
The Ringbanger: Hawkeye and Trapper hit it off with a wounded Colonel, but when they discover his combat zeal is costing lives, they conspire to keep him from returning to the front line. (S1 Ep16)
Tuttle: To get some additional supplies for the local orphanage, Hawkeye and Trapper invent a fictional Captain. The deception grows until everyone believes Tuttle to be a real person. (S1 Ep15)
Edwina: A new nurse, Edwina, admits after her birthday party that no one has ever cared for her. The nurses refuse to date until someone asks her out, so the men draw straws. (S1 Ep13)
Dear Dad: It's Christmas and Hawkeye writes to his father describing his life at the 4077th. Amid the tension of the operating room he can still trade jokes with Trapper. (S1 Ep12)
Germ Warfare: Hawkeye and Trapper move a POW patient into the Swamp and discover that he has the same blood type as Frank. They secretly plan to steal some of Frank's blood in the night. (S1 Ep11)
I Hate a Mystery: Col. Blake, Trapper and Hot Lips all have valuables stolen. Everything is found in Hawkeye's locker, leaving the other M*A*S*H personnel suspicious of him. (S1 Ep10)
Henry, Please Come Home: The surgeons will do anything to get Col. Henry Blake back when he is transferred to Tokyo and Frank starts imposing military discipline on the camp. (S1 Ep9)
Cowboy: Cowboy, the helicopter pilot, shakes off his injuries due to his anxieties about an overdue letter from his wife. He fears she has left him for another man and plans to return home. (S1 Ep8)
Bananas, Crackers and Nuts: Hawkeye and Trapper decide that they need some R&R after an unusually long stretch in surgery - so Hawkeye feigns insanity. (S1 Ep7)
Yankee Doodle Doctor: Hawkeye and Trapper decide to make their own movie after the 4077th is asked to participate in a documentary film featuring 'false heroics.' (S1 Ep6)
The Moose: Hawkeye gets incensed when he learns Sgt. Baker has purchased a 17-year-old girl from her family to be his 'Moose', or personal slave. (S1 Ep5)
Chief Surgeon Who?: Hawkeye is named chief surgeon of the 4077th, to the great chagrin of Major Frank Burns. Jamie Farr is introduced as the cross-dressing Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger. (S1 Ep4)
Ho-Jon, the Korean houseboy, has been accepted in Hawkeye's own alma mater for medical studies. Hawkeye's next problem is raising money for Ho-Jon's clothes and tuition. (S1 Ep1)
As Time Goes By: Margaret and Hawkeye work on a time capsule to commemorate their time in Korea, Rizzo and BJ mess around with a fake hand grenade, and Klinger is smitten. (S11 Ep9)
Give and Take: Private Kurland learns a painful lesson from the enemy soldier he's critically wounded, while Charles tries to avoid his responsibilities as the Charity Collection Officer. (S11 Ep8)
Friends and Enemies: Col. Potter must decide whether to blow the whistle on an old army friend, Col. Woody Cooke, whose military mistakes are costing human lives. (S11 Ep7)
Say No More: General Collins refuses to accept responsibility for the war gaming which mortally wounded his son. Margaret develops laryngitis just as she's about to meet her hero. (S11 Ep6)
U.N. the Night and the Music: Three U.N. delegates visit the camp and make a lasting impression. BJ has no time for visitors when his patient must lose his leg after gangrene sets in. (S11 Ep4)