Rene Artois is Still Dead: Carry On-style comedy from the writers of Are You Being Served? The village and the Germans pay their respects to the supposed mortal remains of Rene. [S]
Missing and Presumed Dead: Wartime sitcom full of funny names. Rene is taken prisoner by Louise of the Communist Resistance, who tells him he's to be her love slave! [S]
Gone with the Windmill: Farcical fun. As the war nears its end, The Colonel and Gruber make an escape bid to Spain and Herr Flick has had extensive plastic surgery. [S]
Awful Wedded Wife: Farcical comedy amongst the French Resistance. Renee has organised a secret wedding with Yvette, but things have a habit of not going quite according to plan. [S]
Hitler's Last Heil: More sauce and farce. There's something to celebrate at Rene's cafe. It's his birthday and he gets a series of surprises, but not all are pleasant. [S]
Awful Wedded Wife: Farcical comedy amongst the French Resistance. Renee has organised a secret wedding with Yvette, but things have a habit of not going quite according to plan. [S]
Arousing Suspicions: British sauce and French farce. Rene and company must disguise themselves as Spanish dancers to recover some battle equipment from the chateau. [S]
Rene of the Gypsies: More laughs at the expense of every power player in the EU! Michelle plans to release the airmen from the drain in the square under cover of a gypsy fair. [S]
Soup and Sausage: Slightly saucy wartime farce. The British airmen are stuck down the drain in the village square. Rene plans to get them out using an old ice cream van. Simple! [S]
Prior Engagements: French farce and inspired innuendo in the WWII sitcom. In an effort to rustle up useful propaganda, Von Klinkerhoffen orders Edith to marry Captain Bertorelli. [S]
Leg it to Spain: Farcical sitcom with Gorden Kaye as amorous cafe owner Rene Artois. Those bumbling British airmen are trapped in wine barrels in the cellars of the chateau. [S]
The Spirit of Nouvion: Another merry trip to wartime France. Michelle enlists Rene to try to retrieve the Fallen Madonna locked in Herr Flick's safe. What could possibly go wrong!? [S]
Up the Crick Without a Piddle: More French farce. Rene and Edith meet an old friend and are awarded medals by Churchill after being transported to England in place of the airmen. [S]
Fleeing Monks: Another trip to the French cafe where the owner is always, 'ow you say, 'aving it away!' Sentenced to death by the Resistance, Rene tries to flee to England. [S]
An Almighty Bang: More wartime laughs in the saucy comedy set in occupied France. The Colonel tries to stop Von Flockenstoffen's kidnap plan. Fanny and LeClerc are stuck in a folding bed. [S]
A Quiet Honeymoon: Don't mention the war! It's David Croft's WWII sitcom. Newlyweds Fanny and Leclerc are sent to jail by the Germans. Rene is in no hurry to rescue them. [S]
Rising to the Occasion: Saucy wartime shenanigans as Michelle comes up with an audacious escape plan with cylinders of helium disguised as prize-winning marrows. [S]
Crabtree's Podgeon Pist: The outrageous and gloriously un-PC wartime comedy. Fanny and Leclerc's wedding is timed to coincide with the execution of Michelle's audacious escape plan. [S]
The Crooked Fences: Saucy wartime sitcom that's a big hit across Europe. Cafe Rene is the venue for a clandestine deal involving the infamous Fallen Madonna and a cuckoo clock weight. [S]
The Airmen De-Nicked: Hop over the channel for a rendez-vous with Rene and his wartime chums. Using hijacked German uniforms, Michelle of the Resistance plans to infiltrate German HQ. [S]
The Nicked Airmen: The bawdy wartime farce. When the British airmen are arrested paddling a tin bath down the estuary, Rene and co have to rescue them from the chateau - in coffins. [S]
The Nouvion Oars: Despairing Rene Artois is caught up in more wartime escapades. Helga plans to marry Herr Flick in order to report his every move to General Von Klinkerhoffen. [S]
The Gestapo for the High Jump: Wacky wartime farce as Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen of the Gestapo plan to infiltrate the Resistance disguised as British airmen. [S]
Desperate Doings in the Graveyard: Saucy wartime farce. A powerful transmitter has been erected beneath the tomb of Rene's twin brother. Rene tries to send a message to London. [S]
Enigma's End: New, Classic wartime absurdity. Rene hides the Enigma machine, two British airmen, the Fallen Madonna, gold bars and the Cracked Vase painting all in one cafe. [S]
The Big Flush: Laughs at the expense of the French, Germans, English and anyone else. Rene decides it's time he quit his dangerous lifestyle - along with the four gold bars. [S]
Renewing the Vows: More abuse of the French language. Rene is shocked when Edith accepts Alfonse's proposal. Will he lose the cafe and the gold bars he lifted? [S]
Christmas Puddings: Saucy sitcom loaded with wartime romeos and naughty waitresses. Where would you hide 1,000 kilos of stolen explosives? In 500 Christmas puddings, of course. [S]
LeClerc Against the Wall: LeClerc is arrested on suspicion of stealing the Gestapo's money and faces execution unless it's returned, but Edith's mother has cooked it in the oven. [S]
Going Like a Bomb: Wartime romp. Captain Bertorelli, pockets crammed with loot, is snitched on. Michelle and Crabtree hatch another bonkers plot to ship the airmen to Blighty. [S]
The Exploding Bedpan: Saucy French farce in David Croft and Jeremy Lloyd's wartime sitcom. Alfonse's dicky ticker plays up when he's being interrogated by the Gestapo. [S]
Forged Francs and Fishsellers: More un-PC laughs as Rene gets rid of the money and tries to dispose of the microfilm, only to be hampered by naughty Resistance girls. [S]
Communists in the Cupboard: Dodgy accents abound in the wartime comedy. Where to hide the million francs stolen from nasty Nazi Herr Flick? Down Rene's trousers of course. [S]
The Bank Job: Classic war farce. Rene and Leclerc escape from the Resistance with the view to collect a ransom from General Von Klinkerhoffen. But they resort to robbing a bank. [S]
Who's for the Vatican?: No stone unturned in the quest to send up every nation in the EU. A medal, a suicide pill and a hide-out in the Vatican introduce an old habit to Rene. [S]
The Confusion of the Generals: Saucy wartime sitcom. The Axis generals arrange to meet at the cafe dressed as onion sellers. Unfortunately, the British airmen have the same plan. [S]
Rene under an Assumed Nose: Is it le fin for Rene in the wartime sitcom? Monsieur Leclerc comes to the rescue when orders are given for Rene to be arrested and shot. [S]
The Generals' Conference: More of David Croft's wartime comedy in which no nation is spared ridicule. Unlikely Romeo Rene goes into action to photograph invasion plans. [S]
The Long-Distance Duck: Another wartime comedy that ran for longer than the war itself! Rene shows some alarming physical symptoms as the pressures of his life take their toll. [S]
Post-Matrimonial Depression: Bawdy wartime sitcom. More laughs from the French cafe as Rene disguises himself as his father in order to escape the wrath of Denise Laroque. [S]
A Marriage of Inconvenience: Refreshingly un-PC comedy. Rene's friends rally round to try and save him from his impending marriage to the leader of the Communists. [S]
Enter Denise: Rene could be facing a fate worse than life with Edith. The leader of the Communist Resistance recognises him as her childhood sweetheart and vows to marry him. [S]
The Dreaded Circular Saw: Good moaning, I shall say zis only vonce... classic laughs with Rene and co. in the outrageous wartime sitcom. Rene and Leclerc open up Gruber's safe. [S]
Dinner with the General: Classic British comedy with a dash of French farce. Edith must drop a smoke canister down the chimney in Gruber's bedroom. The right chimney, mind. [S]
The Camera in the Potato: Laugh along with the farcical wartime sitcom. Rene has to get into Gruber's bedroom in order to photograph plans for a German invasion of England. [S]
The Rescue of Frau Kinkenrotten: The farcical wartime sitcom that's truly politically incorrect! Rene masquerades as the head of the Gestapo in an attempt to rescue Herr Flick. [S]
A Winkle in Time: The time has come to call 'Adieu, Adieu!' as Rene, his lovely wife Edith and all the regulars finally bow out at the close of the war. [S]
A Fishy Send-Off: More laughs with famous babe magnet Rene and the gang. The Resistance disguise their latest dangerous operation behind a carnival float with a fishy theme. [S]
Fishmonger Float: Wartime hijinks. Renee's attempted assignations with Yvette in the broom cupboard seem more fraught with danger than any other resistance activity. [S]