...SMASHBengali. SMASHBengali brings big tunes, chaos and another round of Guess the Gibberish - where popular tracks get completely twisted and it's down to you to figure the title.
Sat, Oct 31, 8:00 am
BBC Asian Net.
120 mins
Dermot O'Leary
Former Red Bull F1 Racing boss Christian Horner chats about his career. Plus, some classic vinyl, a wedding call and The Mystery Voice.
The music and sermons of the Jimmy Swaggart Crusades from around the world. Featuring music by Brother Swaggart, John Starnes, Janet Paschal and the Crusade team.
Canadian Invasion: Nail-biting documentary series. Alex Debogorski and Hugh Rowland find themselves in trouble when they test their skills on the treacherous Dalton Highway. [S] S3 Ep3
Samuel West, Rishi Nair and Clarkson's Farm's Harriet Cowan join Alan. Plus, the launch of a wildlife garden project, and Karl Franklin shows off his sheep herding skills. [S]
Sat, Oct 31, 8:30 am
ITV1+1
115 mins
New: East Harbour Heroes
Upon Ferries We Trust: As the province's largest drydock tackles a rare double docking of two massive ferries, one veteran skipper finds success on the Grand Banks. [S]
The Daughters of Cain: Chief Inspector Morse and Sergeant Lewis investigate the murders of two men in Oxford, but the suspects seem to have a perfect and unbreakable alibi. [SL,S,AD] S8 Ep2
The first host, Mrs Tee, charms her guests with her eccentric ways, at the four-star Gorse Meadow in the New Forest. But not everyone's room is up to scratch. [S]
Following a dreadful car accident, a successful businessman begins to divest his assets and interests. Is foul play afoot and can Simon spot what is happening? S2 E22: The Invisible Millionaire
Geri Melville, who's originally from St Lucia, is ready to return to her roots with her husband Ian. Laura Hamilton shows them five incredible properties with sea views for £360,000. [S]
...Wise Show. 6/6. Eric loves fry-ups but Ernie is on a health kick and takes tablets for his virility. With music from Syd Lawrence. From October 1976.
Warwick Davis hosts the game show where 10 is the magic number as contestants put their general knowledge to the test for a £125,000 jackpot prize. (S2, ep 17) [S]
Tim presents three hours of brilliant classical music to keep you company on the weekend.
Sat, Oct 31, 9:00 am
Classic FM
180 mins
Property Brothers: Buying and...
...Selling: Lara and Seth's tired townhouse is at full capacity, so the bro's plot a plan. It's an urban vs country home showdown as the couple struggle to decide. (S4 Ep12) [AD,S]
Ina's on a bread adventure. For lunch she serves fennel and garlic shrimp with her friend Eli's country bread, which she also uses in a cherry tomato gratin. S11/Ep3 [S]
Stephen Mulhern hosts as Donna is given her opportunity to open the iconic red boxes and goes up against the Banker in a bid to take home a huge cash prize. [SL,S,AD]
Leatherhead: Designer Martyn Lawrence Bullard creates a Parisian-themed lounge and Maldives-inspired bedroom for ex-cavalryman Lee Amos and his family. [S] S11 Ep3
Get your day off to a great start with a morning of innovative essentials for your home and garden. Call free on 0800 200 66 66 or visit www.musthaveideas.tv
Bride Lotis knows what dress she wants: can David help her find it with her dad cutting in? Indecisive Lauren brings her opinionated friends to help her! S4/Ep23 [S,AD]
In Yorkshire, Drew and Al pick through a stash of antiques belonging to a highly regarded dealer. Then, they visit a fourth-generation metalsmith. S19/Ep14 [S]
Depart in Peace: Art dealer Lionel gets an artist to visualise his fiancee Janet nude and paint her accordingly. Janet, however, does not see the funny side. (S1, ep 10) [S,AD]
Following a dreadful car accident, a successful businessman begins to divest his assets and interests. Is foul play afoot and can Simon spot what is happening? S2 E22: The Invisible Millionaire
The best build-up to today's sporting action with pre-match fun and games. Call the show on 03717 22 33 44 (Calls charged at national rate) or text 81089 (50p + charges).
Frasier's Gotta Have It: When Frasier begins dating a beautiful woman, he has trouble accepting that the relationship is largely built on physical attraction. (S5 Ep19) [AD,S]
St Helens: Ben Hillman and the team are in St Helens, bringing some good fortune to Eileen and Stephen Bennett with a surprise home makeover. [S] S11 Ep4
Canadian Invasion: Nail-biting documentary series. Alex Debogorski and Hugh Rowland find themselves in trouble when they test their skills on the treacherous Dalton Highway. [S] S3 Ep3
Non-Starter: More laughs with the Essex sisters. When Sharon's driving instructor causes her to lose all her confidence, Tracey reluctantly agrees to take over. [S]
Brand new series: With Sam Prince's antics in question, is Arman a better match for Maali? Inga's back and needs Jack's advice on Jazz. And James takes issue with Freddy and Beks. (S32 Ep7) [S]
The latest two minute news summary from BBC World Service.
Sat, Oct 31, 9:30 am
BBC World Sv.
2 mins
Barefoot Contessa: Back To Basics
Ina shares fantastic surf and turf grilling recipes. She starts with gazpacho with goat's cheese croutons before moving onto grilled steak and swordfish. S11/Ep4 [S]
James cooks for two brilliant guests: TV sports presenter extraordinaire Clare Balding and rock royalty, the iconic Roger Taylor. Chefs Jose Pizarro and Meliz Berg join in the fun. [S]
Alistair and Emma host at their four-star Castle Hill Guesthouse in sleepy Lynton, north Devon. The group activity requires a head for heights, and Mrs Tee proves hard to please. [S]
Bride Lynnike wants a "bootylicious" gown to show off her curves. And, Samantha's mum doesn't want her gown too sexy, but her bridesmaids think otherwise! S4/Ep24 [S,AD]
Sammie's after a place on Mallorca for family holidays and girly trips. Will a flat next to her favourite bar in Magaluf or a place that takes a trip down memory lane in Alcudia be the one? [S]
Recovering Pessimist: Ray changes his ways after Debra accuses him of being too pessimistic, but his nearest and dearest reckon he's become a bighead. (S1 Ep18) [AD,S]
A look at the happy, glorious and traditional royal wedding, including Prince William and Kate Middleton's spectacular day. Plus, a look at polo and the ritual of the Debutantes Ball. (Ep5/6)[S]
The Spooky Badge. Animated preschool series. The Squirrels are playing dress-up when they hear a ghostly sound and spot a floating sheet. What is going on? Also in HD. [S,AD]
The competition heads north to the three-star Vidella in Blackpool, run by fun-loving pranksters John and Neil, who have hatched a plan to pay back Alistair for hating their home town. [S]
Simon and Oliver forge an uneasy pact when they learn that Lyn is expecting, but tensions arise when they agree to be interviewed on a local radio station. S3 E6: Not On The Same Wavelength
...SMASHBengali. SMASHBengali brings Asian Network Certified for your Saturday bringing a fun mix of the biggest anthems from across the scene to kickstart your weekend!
Sat, Oct 31, 10:00 am
BBC Asian Net.
60 mins
Hayley Kay
Join Hayley for mid-morning updates, great music and conversation.
Sat, Oct 31, 10:00 am
BBC Cumbria
240 mins
Hayley Kay
Join Hayley for mid-morning updates, great music and conversation.
Sat, Oct 31, 10:00 am
BBC Lancashire
240 mins
Phil Trow
Stories to make you smile, mid-morning updates and great music with Phil.
Sat, Oct 31, 10:00 am
BBC Manchester
120 mins
Sean Styles
Music, interviews, quizzes and everything you need for your weekend.
Matt Tebbutt is joined by chefs Rick Stein and Dara Klein, and by special guest Russell T Davies. Drinks expert Olly Smith picks the wines to go with the studio dishes. Also in HD. [S]
Romesh brings the laughs, soundtracked by great music. As well as chatting to brilliant guests, he's sharing your hilarious stories, so you can start your Saturday with a smile!
5/13. Why do we find the babies of other species cute? And what's the science behind 'cute aggression': does pretending to nibble baby feet come from our hunter origins?!
Neil Stuke & Penny Smith: Neil Stuke and Penny Smith hit the road with £400 to spend on antiques, guided by experts Paul Laidlaw and Thomas Plant. (S2, ep 17) [S]
...Selling: Paula needs a last-minute pep talk from our twins as she struggles with stress and losing sleep. Drew's determined to discover dream digs for her and daughter Isabel. (S4 Ep13) [AD,S]
Ina's sharing potluck party secrets. There's tomato soup with cheese croutons and a master class in grilled lemon chicken with broccoli and bow tie pasta. S11/Ep5 [S]
There are mystery prizes and a cash jackpot up for grabs in this thrill-packed quiz for any player with the skill to see off their human rivals and conquer the machine. [S]
Lisa's here to make life a little easier with a hand-picked selection of her favourite must-haves. Call free on 0800 200 66 66 or visit www.musthaveideas.tv
Everyday substances can reveal hidden clues that break a homicide case. One case is disproved when cyanide is found in a woman's blood stream. S7/Ep91 [S]
Things go from bad to worse for a young man when drugs are found in his bag and his fiancee is left further unimpressed by what is revealed next. (S15, ep 4) [S]
Absent Friends: More fun with the Essex sisters and their oversexed neighbour. Sharon and Tracey turn to Dorien when they are suspected of committing a spate of burglaries. [S]
Roz and the Schnoz: Roz meets the parents of her baby's father and is shocked to discover a family facial characteristic that simply can't be ignored. (S5 Ep21) [AD,S]
Frasier's Gotta Have It: When Frasier begins dating a beautiful woman, he has trouble accepting that the relationship is largely built on physical attraction. (S5 Ep19) [AD,S]
St Helens: Ben Hillman and the team are in St Helens, bringing some good fortune to Eileen and Stephen Bennett with a surprise home makeover. [S] S11 Ep4
Simon and Oliver forge an uneasy pact when they learn that Lyn is expecting, but tensions arise when they agree to be interviewed on a local radio station. S3 E6: Not On The Same Wavelength
Mission Scarecrow. While playing baseball, Weasy hits a ball out of bounds. It lands on a scary scarecrow, which frightens the ducklings. Weasy makes fun of them but is scared, too! Also in HD. [S]
Le Bistro: Gordon visits high-end Le Bistro in Florida. Owner Andy has cooked for top chefs in the past, but he's lost his passion - and he doesn't respond well to criticism. (S3 Ep11) [S]
4/4. John Wilson explores the story of the guitar as a driver of social and cultural change powering counter-culture in the 20th century. Where does its extraordinary legacy stand now?
The stirring true story of a courageous Frenchwoman who returned to her occupied homeland to spy for the Special Operations Executive during the Second World War. Also in HD. [1950] [S]
Ina shares her favourite cheese recipes. These include spinach and cheddar soufflÂe, cheese canapes, and two crowd pleasers - baked brie and baked fontina. S11/Ep6
James cooks for two brilliant guests: TV sports presenter extraordinaire Clare Balding and rock royalty, the iconic Roger Taylor. Chefs Jose Pizarro and Meliz Berg join in the fun. [S]
Brian Moore introduces highlights from September 1972 as Manchester United entertained Derby County, Nottingham Forest took on Aston Villa and Brentford faced Bournemouth. [S] S11 Ep5
The group check in to the boutique Urban Beach B&B in Bournemouth, with its mod cons and deluxe bathrooms. And host Mark treats his guests to a speedboat ride along the Jurassic Coast. [S]
Galloping Foxley: John Mills stars in this twisted tale. A man starts to suffer when he becomes haunted by the memory of the brutal treatment he received in his childhood. (S2, ep 2) [S,AD]
A woman shocks the team with an incredible revelation as her bags are searched when a drug detector dog raises the alarm. A nervous passenger attracts attention. (S15, ep 5) [S]
The controversial special of the motoring magazine that saw the boys chased out of Argentina! Jeremy, Richard and James drive three sports cars through spectacular Patagonia. [S,AD]
Jill and Ronnie are finally taking the plunge and moving to France. Jasmine Harman shows them five superb options in Languedoc-Roussillon for their £250k budget. Are any of them perfect? [S]
The most important tradition for any monarch is to produce a healthy heir - a custom today's royals are modernising. Plus, gifts given by foreign heads of state and royal holidays. (Ep6/6)
...Fleet Question. Coverage of the private notice question in the House of Lords, tabled by Conservative peer Baroness Goldie, on the Russian shadow fleet vessel Leruo, on Monday 26 October. [S]
Fair Means and Fowl: Another gem of an episode in the classic series set in pre-war Yorkshire. The practice is threatened with a lawsuit after Tristan has a mishap with a cow. [S]
Mrs Slocombe is stunned when her long lost husband appears to have made enquiries about buying the hotel. He's been missing since he went to a supermarket in 1942. S2 E3
(1960) Second World War drama. Kenneth More stars as the British captain charged with finding and destroying the Bismarck, Germany's largest battleship. Directed by Lewis Gilbert. [AD,S]
Jamie serves lasagne with roasted duck and shows his take on everybody's favourite, bacon sarnie. Plus, makes some delicious huevos rancheros. S1/Ep7 [S]
There are mystery prizes and a cash jackpot up for grabs in this thrill-packed quiz for any player with the skill to see off their human rivals and conquer the machine. [S]
Old Crimes, New Times: Detective drama series. Wycliffe's problems multiply when an old case resurfaces and DCC Stevens seems out to prove that he is no longer up to the job. [S] S4 Ep8
The B&Bers meet for one last time to find out how much they've been paid and to thrash out their differences. There's trouble as Mrs Tee and Alistair and Emma clash over their scores. [S]
Experts analyse a man's deception following the Manchester Arena terror attack. Police tapes expose a man who murdered his wife and hid her body in the freezer. S3/Ep2 [S]
Angus clears a widow's home and uncovers her husband's collection of radio equipment, but it's part a Lancaster Bomber that excites bidders. S3/Ep8 [S,AD]
The contents of a young woman from China's suitcase could have catastrophic results for an entire industry. Two brothers claiming to be tourists are caught out in a lie. (S15, ep 6) [S]
Treehouse of Horror III: Lisa, Grampa and Bart tell scary stories at their Halloween party. A Krusty doll comes alive. Mr Burns heads to Skull Island. Bart raises the dead. (S4 Ep5/22) [AD,S]
Roz and the Schnoz: Roz meets the parents of her baby's father and is shocked to discover a family facial characteristic that simply can't be ignored. (S5 Ep21) [AD,S]
Mrs Slocombe is stunned when her long lost husband appears to have made enquiries about buying the hotel. He's been missing since he went to a supermarket in 1942. S2 E3
Offbeat animated drama film featuring the voices of Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter, 2005. A shy groom unwittingly summons a dead bride to his side when practising his vows. [S,AD]
Stars compete to win money for charity with a little help from their families. Glitzy celebrity version of the classic family game show presented by Vernon Kay. (S1, ep 8) [S]
Anna Vincenzo's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian restaurant Anna Vincenzo's in Florida, where owner CeCe has lost her way in the kitchen. But can she take constructive criticism? (S3 Ep9) [S]
Le Bistro: Gordon visits high-end Le Bistro in Florida. Owner Andy has cooked for top chefs in the past, but he's lost his passion - and he doesn't respond well to criticism. (S3 Ep11) [S]
Unspun World provides an unvarnished version of the week's major global news stories - reliable, honest and essential viewing with the BBC's world affairs editor, John Simpson. [S]
...Questions. Questions in the Scottish Parliament from backbench MSPs to the first minister's office, with Jenny Gilruth, the deputy first minister, on Tuesday 27 October. [S]
Jamie prepares the ultimate comfort food with his version of the British classic, fish and chips. And, he gives Indonesian gado gado salad a vegetarian twist. S1/Ep8 [S]
Bombay Sapphire and Ghillie Kettle: Join us at the Bombay Sapphire distillery to learn how this classic British gin is flavoured, then discover the ingenuity of the Ghillie Kettle. [S,AD] S1 Ep8
Brian Moore introduces highlights from September 1972 as Manchester United entertained Derby County, Nottingham Forest took on Aston Villa and Brentford faced Bournemouth. [S] S11 Ep5
From epic road rage to instant karma, the consequences of a mid-life crisis, treacherous weather and construction chaos - we've got it all Caught on Dashcam! (S5, ep 4) [S]
Bournemouth. Pharmacist Shikha kicks off the week with a traditional Indian dinner. Will her rich homemade recipes and extravagant garden party impress her guests? (Ep1/5) [AD,S]
Halloween Spooktacular. Shini, Abby and Hacker celebrate Halloween at a spooktacular theme park, testing which attraction is scariest and showing how to make tasty vampire teeth treats! [S]
Robin Hood's Giant Pumpkin. Comedy sketch show for younger viewers. Arthur Sleep is joined by a squirrel newsreader, and Robin Hood cheats at the giant vegetable contest. Also in HD. [S]
Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in 'The Curse of the Flying Hellfish': Mr Burns wants to get his hands on the art he and Grampa stole from the Nazis in WWII. (S7 Ep22/25) [AD,S]
Jasmine Harman helps Caroline and Gary with their dream of owning a Spanish holiday home. What will Valencia province's countryside and villages offer for their £150k? [S]
Karen decides it's time to leave home, and runs away when Patrick refuses permission - Fortunately, she doesn't get very far. Unfortunately, Patrick doesn't know that. S4 E4: The Reluctant Runaway
...Meghan in Crisis. As horrifying allegations against her father make headlines, the Duchess finds herself at the centre of a storm. Katie Nicholl and Jo Elvin discuss.(S1 Ep19)[S]
Karen decides it's time to leave home, and runs away when Patrick refuses permission - Fortunately, she doesn't get very far. Unfortunately, Patrick doesn't know that. S4 E4: The Reluctant Runaway
The Beauty of the Beast: Christopher Timothy stars in the classic series which animal lovers of all ages will enjoy. Siegfried gets the better of a notoriously mean scrap merchant. [S]
Halloween. The pups are making their costumes for the school Halloween parade. Dodge, Jazz and Woofer choose complicated ones, but they end up with a new plan. Also in HD. [S]
Bournemouth. CafÂe-bar owner and former royal butler Ed treats his guests to an evening of royal regalia. Will Ed's food be fit for a king and reign supreme? (Ep2/5) [AD,S]
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Roo Irvine and the teams search for antiques at Southwell Racecourse with experts Izzie Balmer and Nick Hall. Roo learns about wartime surgeons at the National Civil War Centre. Also in HD. [S,AD]
Mark Chapman is joined by Steph Houghton, Dion Dublin, James McFadden and Statman Dave for build up to the day's sporting action, plus updates of Chelsea v Manchester United.
Sat, Oct 31, 12:00 pm
BBC R5L
175 mins
Autumnwatch: Autumn Calm
Enjoy the very best of the season in a natural escape that lets nature do the talking.
Six contestants face off against each other in four rounds of general knowledge questions presented by host Bradley Walsh in order to win a cash prize. (S3, ep 17) [S]
The Hot Tub One: While bride-to-be Hayley always dreamed of a traditional Jewish celebration, bodylicious Ben would prefer a hot tub wedding. Will Hayley take the plunge? [S]
(1960) Second World War drama. Kenneth More stars as the British captain charged with finding and destroying the Bismarck, Germany's largest battleship. Directed by Lewis Gilbert. [AD,S]
Rick Stein forages for golden chanterelles and mushrooms in Norfolk, for a kidney breakfast dish. Plus, he tries charcuterie for the first time. S1/Ep6 [S,AD]
Find information on new channels and how to get in touch with us. And if you are a Freeview Play viewer discover more shows on-demand and how to get the most out of your service.
Join us live as we showcases the extraordinary Queen Conch Collection. Found in the heart of the Caribbean, chances of finding the Queen Conch is one in two million, so dont miss out!
Weekend Cooking: It's the weekend at Clodagh's featuring easy eats with her husband Harry, from soda bread and eggs for Saturday breakfast to a delicious pasta for Sunday supper. [S,AD] S1 Ep4
Michelle's must-haves all have one thing in common: they'll make your life easier! So sit back, relax and discover our exciting range. Call free on 0800 200 66 66 or visit www.musthaveideas.tv
Most victims of multiple murderers have a link with the killer or match their set of criteria. But some murders occur when victims appear to be picked at random. S7/Ep92 [S]
Treehouse of Horror III: Lisa, Grampa and Bart tell scary stories at their Halloween party. A Krusty doll comes alive. Mr Burns heads to Skull Island. Bart raises the dead. (S4 Ep5/22) [AD,S]
Sandra believes her premonitions will come true and for somebody it will spell doom, gloom and disaster. The panic even spreads to Carols family; Carol even moves out. S7 E2: She Dreams a Lot
Offbeat animated drama film featuring the voices of Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter, 2005. A shy groom unwittingly summons a dead bride to his side when practising his vows. [S,AD]
Weeds. Aaron, Joda and Isla are on a new garden adventure, this time looking for plants called weeds, which grow in the most surprising of places. Also in HD. [S,AD]
Offbeat animated drama film featuring the voices of Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter, 2005. A shy groom unwittingly summons a dead bride to his side when practising his vows. [S,AD]
Waffle's Pumpkin. A giant pumpkin rolls in for a baking activity. It takes teamwork, an enormous, messy mixing machine and Waffle's help to turn it into tasty doggy treats. Also in HD. [S,AD]
The Twisted World of Marge Simpson: Marge opens a pretzel franchise after meeting the Pretzel Man (guest star Jack Lemmon). But Fat Tony wants a slice of the action. (S8 Ep11/25) [AD,S]
Anna Vincenzo's: Gordon Ramsay visits Italian restaurant Anna Vincenzo's in Florida, where owner CeCe has lost her way in the kitchen. But can she take constructive criticism? (S3 Ep9) [S]
Bournemouth. Accountant Ksara serves up a menu inspired by her worldwide travels and demonstrates her pole-dancing skills. But the vegetarian option makes one guest gag. (Ep3/5) [AD,S]
Political comedian Matt Forde convenes his Focus Group in front of a live theatre audience with an eclectic panel to dissect a theme that haunts the political sphere today.
...Invisible Life by Anna Funder (Omnibus). The life of Eileen, George Orwell's forgotten first wife, is uncovered: a witty and fearless woman. Read by Fenella Woolgar.
Sat, Oct 31, 12:30 pm
BBC Radio 4 Ex
75 mins
Sport on BBC Radio Stoke
Coverage of Stoke City v Preston North End and Port Vale v Rochdale. NOT online.
Rick gathers butchers from Smithfield Market to see whether they can taste the difference between organic and non-organic beef. Plus, he cooks beef stroganoff. S2/Ep7 [S]
Bombay Sapphire and Ghillie Kettle: Join us at the Bombay Sapphire distillery to learn how this classic British gin is flavoured, then discover the ingenuity of the Ghillie Kettle. [S,AD] S1 Ep8
Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in 'The Curse of the Flying Hellfish': Mr Burns wants to get his hands on the art he and Grampa stole from the Nazis in WWII. (S7 Ep22/25) [AD,S]
Lee Juggurnauth heads to south-east Spain around the Costa CÂalida to help Trevor and Mel find a dream holiday home. Will any of Lee's five fabulous options hit the spot? [S]
Hacker prepares to make his first broadcast as prime minister, announcing his grand new defence policy, but finds it is not so easy to speak on camera. S1 E2: The Ministerial Broadcast
Judgement Day: Vintage TV fun with the vets keeping the animals of Yorkshire healthy in the 1930s. James takes on the stressful position of duty vet at the Darrowby Show. [S]
Supernatural black comedy starring Meryl Streep and Bruce Willis. Two former friends discover a drug that keeps them young and beautiful, but there's a high price to pay. (1992)
A Halloween spin-off from the hit series of animated comedy films. Shrek gets in the spooky spirit by challenging his fairy-tale friends to come up with scary stories. [S]
The Castle Badge. Animated preschool series. The Squirrels hear an echoing voice coming from the top of a castle's spooky tower. Someone is calling them - but who is it? Also in HD. [S,AD]
4/6. Nadiya shares some deliciously simple family bakes, from daughter Maryam's ultimate jam and chocolate flapjacks to an easy, oven-baked chilli topped with crunchy tortillas. Also in HD. [S,AD]
Bournemouth. Sales manager Andy serves the second Indian menu of the week. Will his veggie grub be as good as Shikha's food, and can he win over his meat-eating guests? (Ep4/5) [AD,S]
Spend Saturday lunchtime with Ellie. Whether you're out and about or chilling at home, Ellie is standing by to speak to you and hit shuffle on all your favourite music.
Long-Armed Squid. Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. Peso and Kwazii venture down to the midnight zone to help a hurt creature. Also in HD. [S,AD]
Warwick Davis hosts the game show where 10 is the magic number as contestants put their general knowledge to the test for a £125,000 jackpot prize. (S1, ep 11) [S]
The One with All the Pixies: Sam has £13k to spend on his pixie wedding to his love, Luanne. Will Luanne, who dreams of a traditional service, appreciate his scheme? [S]
(1947) Supernatural romance starring Rex Harrison as the spirit of a gruff sea captain who haunts widow Gene Tierney, only for her to fall in love with him. Directed by Joseph L Mankiewicz. [AD,S]
The fast-paced game of words hosted by Adil Ray - crossing words this time alongside the reigning Lingo champions are sisters Harriet and Ella and best mates Steve and Dave. [S] S4 Ep11
Weekend Cooking: It's the weekend at Clodagh's featuring easy eats with her husband Harry, from soda bread and eggs for Saturday breakfast to a delicious pasta for Sunday supper. [S,AD] S1 Ep4
Picker Man Blues: Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz explore a crumbling building full of salvaged gems, but they have a hard time getting the valuables out before it caves in. [S] S5 Ep9
Suzy serves up a feast of clever kitchen ideas, tasty inspiration and practical cooking advice to make mealtimes easier. Call free on 0800 200 66 66 or visit www.musthaveideas.tv
Killers often try to deflect attention from their crimes by hiding the remains of their victims. Visit two cases where bodies lay hidden for years before being found. S7/Ep93 [S]
New. Opry Live: Jon Pardi, Ernest, Tanya Tucker: Country stars take to the stage for a special night of live performances from the Grand Ole Opry. (S1, ep 17) [S]
Host Rob Brydon joins David Mitchell and Lee Mack - plus guests Fern Britton, Richard E Grant and Sanjeev Bhaskar - for the panel show that tries to discern fact from fiction. [S]
Offbeat animated drama film featuring the voices of Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter, 2005. A shy groom unwittingly summons a dead bride to his side when practising his vows. [S,AD]
Mr. Bean goes to a swimming pool but struggles with the diving board. Later, he attempts to leave a car park in style, before demonstrating some sandwich-making. E3: The Curse of Mr. Bean
Elinor and Marianne Dashwood are thrown into sudden hardship on the death of their father as their brother, John, inherits his fortune. Also in HD. [1995] [S,AD]
Animated comedy film sequel featuring the voices of Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg, 2015. Dracula and his friends train his half-human grandchild to be more vampire-like. [S,AD]
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala (Annoyed Grunt) cious: Supernanny Shary Bobbins comes to the rescue of Marge, who is so stressed that her hair has started to fall out. (S8 Ep13/25) [AD,S]
The Twisted World of Marge Simpson: Marge opens a pretzel franchise after meeting the Pretzel Man (guest star Jack Lemmon). But Fat Tony wants a slice of the action. (S8 Ep11/25) [AD,S]
Bournemouth. Will driving instructor Sarah's wedding-themed evening be a marriage made in heaven, or will there be more 'tiers' than a wedding cake? (Ep5/5) [AD,S]
(2015) Riotous comedy. Teenager Zach (Dylan Minnette) moves next door to eccentric writer R.L. Stine (Jack Black). And then the monsters in Stine's books start to escape... [S]
Award winning chef Keshia Sakarah takes a journey into the heart of Caribbean cooking, uncovering the stories behind the islands' most loved recipes. S1/Ep1
Samantha and Sam are looking for their dream holiday home in Oliva, Spain, that will work for the whole family. Lee Juggurnauth shows them what their £85k can buy. [S]
The Spookyween Witch. The heroes quest on Spookyween to stop whatever is menacing the pumpkin patch and find that a headless skeleton is using pumpkins as a head. [S,AD]
The maternity home is thrown into chaos by an outbreak of gastroenteritis. Nurse Crane fights to save her career, and Cyril encourages Reggie to seek help with his declining health. [S,AD]
A Halloween spin-off from the hit series of animated comedy films. Shrek gets in the spooky spirit by challenging his fairy-tale friends to come up with scary stories. [S]
Supernatural black comedy starring Meryl Streep and Bruce Willis. Two former friends discover a drug that keeps them young and beautiful, but there's a high price to pay. (1992)
Rob Brydon hosts the jocular panel show about truth-bending and lie-telling, with David Mitchell and Lee Mack and guests Jason Manford, Ruth Jones, Jack Dee and Peter Serafinowicz. [S]
The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show: Homer gets a job on The Itchy & Scratchy Show as the voice of hip-hop surfer dog Poochie, a character brought in to boost viewing figures. (S8 Ep14/25) [AD,S]
...Throwbacks with Vallisa. Vallisa plays big anthems and tunes you haven't heard in ages. Bollywood, Bhangra, hip-hop, R&B, UK garage and British Asian beats all mashed up!
Sat, Oct 31, 2:00 pm
BBC Asian Net.
60 mins
BBC Radio Cumbria Sport: Pre-match
Build-up and interviews ahead of today's games featuring Carlisle United and Barrow AFC.
Sat, Oct 31, 2:00 pm
BBC Cumbria
60 mins
Matchday Live: The Build-Up
Build-up and interviews as we look ahead to all the games involving our local teams.
Sat, Oct 31, 2:00 pm
BBC Lancashire
60 mins
Total Sport
The perfect blend of sport, entertainment and music.
Andrew McGregor with the best of the week's new classical releases, joined by Marina Frolova-Walker and Jeremy Summerly, who surveys recordings of Handel's Semele.
Sat, Oct 31, 2:00 pm
BBC Radio 3
120 mins
The Eric Morecambe and Ernie...
...Wise Show. 6/6. Eric loves fry-ups but Ernie is on a health kick and takes tablets for his virility. With music from Syd Lawrence. From October 1976.
The latest five minute news bulletin from BBC World Service.
Sat, Oct 31, 2:00 pm
BBC World Sv.
6 mins
Something Special: We're All...
...Friends. Lunchtime. Educational series using Makaton sign language. Mr Tumble wants to eat his lunch outside, while Justin and his friends go shopping for their lunchtime picnic. Also in HD. [S]
Three-time Olympic gold medallist Gabby Douglas goes undercover to meet up-and-coming gymnasts and inspirational coaches and help make their dreams come true. (S9 Ep7/9) [S]
(1947) Supernatural romance starring Rex Harrison as the spirit of a gruff sea captain who haunts widow Gene Tierney, only for her to fall in love with him. Directed by Joseph L Mankiewicz. [AD,S]
Social media star Adam Purnell gives an in-depth look at his unique restaurant, where everything is cooked outdoors over flame, smoke and charcoal. S1/Ep1
Mammy's Boys: A mum and her four sons attempt to answer a series of Top 10 list questions for their chance to win a bumper cash prize in the quiz show hosted by Warwick Davis. [S] S6 Ep28
Blood Wedding: Two weddings are due to take place - Cully's to Simon, and that of local baronet Ned Fitzroy - when the maid of honour at Fitzroy's nuptials is found murdered. [S,AD] S11 Ep2
Balance of Terror: Europe-based adventure series. The KGB hires the Protectors to capture a renegade Russian scientist who plans to unleash a biological weapon on London. [S] S1 Ep11
Picker Man Blues: Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz explore a crumbling building full of salvaged gems, but they have a hard time getting the valuables out before it caves in. [S] S5 Ep9
When a victim is killed at point-blank range, police assume that an acquaintance is to blame. In three cases, the murderer is not always the most obvious suspect. S7/Ep94 [S]
Great features, interviews and music from RNIB Connect Radio
Sat, Oct 31, 2:00 pm
RNIB Connect
60 mins
The Handel Scandal: The Making...
...Making of the Messiah. New. A story of music, scandal and artistic daring behind Handel's Messiah, one of classical music's most celebrated works. [S]
Don't Trick. Defending the house on Halloween, Charlie is in for a fright when Pierce invites the neighbourhood (and at least one monster) over for a costume party. [S]
Harvest. It's autumn in the garden, and Aaron and Novah go on a harvest adventure. They learn how fruit grows and pick ripe apples and blackberries to celebrate the season. Also in HD. [S,AD,SL]
Animated comedy film sequel featuring the voices of Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg, 2015. Dracula and his friends train his half-human grandchild to be more vampire-like. [S,AD]
Homer's Phobia: Homer's prejudices surface when Bart befriends a gay shop owner (guest star John Waters). So he decides to take Bart hunting - but it doesn't go to plan. (S8 Ep15/25) [AD,S]
Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala (Annoyed Grunt) cious: Supernanny Shary Bobbins comes to the rescue of Marge, who is so stressed that her hair has started to fall out. (S8 Ep13/25) [AD,S]
Animated comedy film sequel featuring the voices of Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg, 2015. Dracula and his friends train his half-human grandchild to be more vampire-like. [S,AD]
Hit 70s sitcom starring Jimmy Jewel and Hylda Baker as brother and sister Eli and Nellie Pledge, forced to run a family pickle factory together in Lancashire. S5, E6: X Marks The Spot
A global, topical weekly show that lifts the hood on the entertainment and news business. The Media Show explores the companies and personalities who command our attention. [S]
Haunt the House. Que becomes an unexpected viral hit when she is filmed scaring some teens. Enjoying the spotlight, will she risk exposure for fame and fortune? [S]
Halloween. The pups are making their costumes for the school Halloween parade. Dodge, Jazz and Woofer choose complicated ones, but they end up with a new plan. Also in HD. [S,SL]
(2015) Riotous comedy. Teenager Zach (Dylan Minnette) moves next door to eccentric writer R.L. Stine (Jack Black). And then the monsters in Stine's books start to escape... [S]
Mary shares recipes to build confidence in the kitchen, including an easy stir-fry hoisin chicken and a mouthwatering salmon and dill burger. S1/Ep5 [S]
The Red Headed League: An act that seems to be a harmless prank played on a man with red hair is revealed to be an ingenious scheme planned by the sinister Professor Moriarty. [S,AD] S1 Ep12
Rob Brydon hosts the devious and deceitful comedy panel show. Regulars David Mitchell and Lee Mack welcome guests Stephen Mangan, Keeley Hawes, Kevin Bridges and Prof Brian Cox. [S]
Things That Go Bump. Children's animation featuring a curious sheep. One dark and stormy night the flock are unable to sleep and Shaun discovers what is really scaring them. [S]
Waffle's Pumpkin. A giant pumpkin rolls in for a baking activity. It takes teamwork, an enormous, messy mixing machine and Waffle's help to turn it into tasty doggy treats. Also in HD. [S,AD,SL]
Rachel and Robin dream of buying a holiday home - which could later become their permanent home - in Alicante's JalÂon Valley. Can Ben Hillman find their perfect place for £250k? [S]
Live commentary of Manchester City v Brighton & Hove Albion in the Premier League. Plus updates from across today's 3pm matches in the Premier League, EFL and Scottish Premiership.
Flat-Pack. While Mum and Dad struggle to build new flat-pack furniture, Bluey and Bingo transform the empty boxes into their own new world. Also in HD. [S,AD,SL]
Brother from Another Series: Sideshow Bob (guest star Kelsey Grammer) is once again released from prison, into the care of his respectable brother Cecil (David Hyde Pierce). (S8 Ep16/25) [AD,S]
The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show: Homer gets a job on The Itchy & Scratchy Show as the voice of hip-hop surfer dog Poochie, a character brought in to boost viewing figures. (S8 Ep14/25) [AD,S]
A new term has arrived at Fenn Street Secondary Modern but 5C haven't; only Maureen hasn't decided that the term is a waste of their valuable time. S3 E1: Ag Bow Rumber
George follows more builds motivated by strong emotional ties. Lauren and Lee restore Lauren's grandparents' charming but faded cottage in beautiful Matlock Bath. (S2 Ep1) [AD,S]
Gura is back with three hours of great vibes, and she wants to know if you ever bumped into someone you know somewhere completely unexpected? Share your best small world stories!
Sat, Oct 31, 3:00 pm
BBC Asian Net.
180 mins
BBC Radio Cumbria Sport
Coverage of Altrincham v Carlisle United (FM/Freeview/BBC Sounds) and Barrow AFC v Eastleigh (DAB+/BBC Sport App).
Sat, Oct 31, 3:00 pm
BBC Cumbria
120 mins
Matchday Live
Coverage of Burnley v Portsmouth, Swansea City v Blackburn Rovers and updates. NOT online.
Sat, Oct 31, 3:00 pm
BBC Lancashire
120 mins
Manchester Total Sport: Commentary
Coverage of Manchester City v Brighton & Hove Albion in the Premier League. Kick-off at 3pm. UK only.
Rob Brydon stars as Peter O'Toole in award winning playwright Terry Johnson's debut drama for Radio 4, on the triumphs and tragedies of O'Toole's career. With very strong language.
Alan presents the best classical music for a Saturday afternoon with special features: Off The Box - a classic TV theme, the Titchmarsh Teaser, and a seasonal Gardening Tip.
Tony-winning Broadway star Idina Menzel disguises herself to go undercover and help unknown musical talents and performers who aspire to make it to the big stage. (S9 Ep8/9) [S]
For Mary, watching the pennies doesn't mean sacrificing flavour. She makes a sumptuous crab courgetti spaghetti dish and a sausage spinach filo swirl. S1/Ep6 [S]
Don't Judge this Book by its Cover: Rob Lowe hosts the American version of the game show. Tensions rise as the remaining players try to keep hold of their turf. [S,AD] S1 Ep4
Balance of Terror: Europe-based adventure series. The KGB hires the Protectors to capture a renegade Russian scientist who plans to unleash a biological weapon on London. [S] S1 Ep11
A woman gets involved in the investigation into her sister's murder. Her tenacity and unrelenting quest for justice leads to crucial evidence. S2/Ep2 [S]
Will restores a battered music jewellery box. David relaunches a cherished UFO toy back to life. Susie saves the complete works of Shakespeare. S7/Ep23 [S]
A grand Italian-themed procession and festive parade imagined by a clown with awesome acrobatics, as the world-famous human circus explores a mysterious place between heaven and earth. [S]
Lemon Twist: Series two of the popular detective drama concludes as Crabbe considers leaving the force to concentrate on his restaurant. Will he choose crime or thyme? [S]
(1984) George C Scott stars in Clive Donner's adaptation of Charles Dickens' classic festive fantasy. The miserly curmudgeon Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by three ghosts of Christmas. [AD,S]
Animated comedy film sequel featuring the voices of Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg, 2018. Count Dracula and company participate in a cruise for sea-loving monsters. [S,AD]
Interview with a Monster. Tish's mum asks her what she wants to be for Halloween, but Tish still isn't sure and is having a hard time deciding. Also in HD. [S,SL]
Rob Brydon hosts the show in which celebs tell tall tales - and a few true stories - about themselves. With guests Ben Fogle, Craig Revel Horwood, Kate Silverton and Hugh Dennis. [S]
Valerie the Vampire. Nick and Norman get some help from a vampire bat called Valerie to write a Popcast song for their spooky party. Also in HD. [S,SL]
Rednecks and Broomsticks: Homer discovers that Cletus and his pals are making moonshine. Lisa gets to know three teenage Wiccans. Guest starring Neve Campbell. (S21 Ep7/23) [AD,S]
Homer's Phobia: Homer's prejudices surface when Bart befriends a gay shop owner (guest star John Waters). So he decides to take Bart hunting - but it doesn't go to plan. (S8 Ep15/25) [AD,S]
Animated comedy film sequel featuring the voices of Adam Sandler and Andy Samberg, 2015. Dracula and his friends train his half-human grandchild to be more vampire-like. [S,AD]
(2018) Director Ari Dandel delves into R.L. Stine's stories for Halloween to find more monsters for teen ghostbusters to bust in this comedy-fantasy sequel. [S]
Dame Mary Berry joins caterers at a wedding and shares her tasty celebration recipes. They include an elegant avocado, beetroot and prawn stack. S1/Ep1
The Red Headed League: An act that seems to be a harmless prank played on a man with red hair is revealed to be an ingenious scheme planned by the sinister Professor Moriarty. [S,AD] S1 Ep12
The Honourable Teddy has a bad dream and a mysterious stranger arrives at night, in need of help. The servants oblige as best they can. S2 E6 Stranger in the Night
Very Dark Night. It's the darkest night of the year, and Love Monster can't sleep because he keeps hearing unexplained noises in his house. Also in HD. [S,SL]
Sharpe's Mission: Napoleonic War-based action-adventure. France 1813 - the war enters its final stages as the French formulate a desperate plan to capture Wellington's spymaster. [S] S4 Ep3
West Midlands. The first host, entrepreneur and social media star Kuda, takes his guests on a culinary adventure, with a Zimbabwean and world-influenced African Áa la carte menu. (Ep1/5) [S]
Jason Mohammad and guests bring you all the goals, latest news, analysis, reaction and interviews from the afternoon's biggest football matches. Also in HD. [S]
Ding dong merrily on pie! Deck the ovens and take a peep into the tent, as stars from Peep Show create biscuit decorations, a Boxing Day classic and their favourite moments in cake form. [AD,S]
Rob Brydon hosts as more celebrities tell tall tales. Joining team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack here are John Bishop, Joanna Page, Chris Addison and Patsy Palmer. [S]
Brother from Another Series: Sideshow Bob (guest star Kelsey Grammer) is once again released from prison, into the care of his respectable brother Cecil (David Hyde Pierce). (S8 Ep16/25) [AD,S]
