| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 5/9. Donna and Gaz look back at their relationship in a series of fantasies and flashbacks. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Dec 14, 3:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 4/9. Donna and Gaz decide they are not ready to have a happy divorce yet, while Wesley tries to fit in with the gang. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Dec 14, 3:00 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 3/9. Janet is mugged, and Wesley returns to Runcorn in an attempt to win back Donna's heart. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Dec 14, 2:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 2/9. Loved-up Donna visits Runcorn, and Gaz applies for parental responsibility of Corinthian. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Dec 14, 2:00 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 1/9. Janet objects when Gaz arranges for his ex-girlfriend to babysit Corinthian. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Dec 7, 2:00 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 8/8. With Donna about to go to London, the secret of Janet and Gaz's relationship comes out. Contains some strong language and adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Dec 7, 1:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 7/8. While Donna is in London getting her dream job, Janet and Gaz are left alone together. Louise's contractions start. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Dec 7, 1:00 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 6/8. When the bailiffs come to repossess her house, Janet has just 24 hours to get some money. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Dec 7, 12:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 5/8. Gaz works through his list of three things he must do before he dies. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Nov 23, 2:10 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 4/8. Louise is distressed to learn she's carrying a girl, not a boy. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Nov 23, 1:40 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 3/8. Janet takes desperate action to stay safe for Corinthian. Gaz seeks a new friend who can replace Jonny. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Nov 23, 1:10 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 2/8. With Jonny dead, Janet decides to get through the five stages of grief quickly. Gaz finds a way to help her. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Nov 23, 12:40 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 1/8. Louise, Janet and Donna compete for the job of barmaid at the reopened Archer pub. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Nov 16, 2:45 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 10/10. Special horror episode of the sitcom. The Archer is about to be demolished. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Nov 16, 2:15 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 9/10. Janet tries desperately to find a way of keeping the pub open. Louise is feeling unwell, and Kelly thinks she recognises the symptoms. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Nov 16, 1:45 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 8/10. Janet starts her job as manager of The Archer and gives the pub a World War Two theme to appeal to the grey pound. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Nov 16, 1:15 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 6/10. Sitcom about the lives and loves of five twentysomethings in Runcorn. After Gaz tries to take Corinthian, Janet increases security. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Nov 9, 1:05 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 5/10. Jonny decides to become more macho, but his plan backfires, with shocking consequences. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Nov 9, 12:35 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 4/10. Janet finds a new way of providing for her child - the only problem is, it's illegal. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Nov 9, 12:05 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 3/10. Gaz decides it's time to make a proper commitment to Donna. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Nov 2, 2:20 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 2/10. Janet gets a new job, but Donna's career is on the skids. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Nov 2, 1:50 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 1/10. Janet has a dilemma - does she leave her friends and baby for singing on a cruise? Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Nov 2, 1:20 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 14/14. Jonny goes for his interview at the biscuit factory, and Gaz confronts his greatest fear - sheep. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Nov 2, 12:50 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps: Horror Special. 10/10. Special horror episode of the sitcom. The Archer is about to be demolished. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Wed, Oct 29, 9:30 pm | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 13/14. Jonny tries for his dream job. Gaz and Donna find their dream house. Louise gets her dream boyfriend. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Oct 26, 2:25 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 12/14. Jonny tries to make his son more exciting. Gaz becomes a new man for Donna. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Oct 26, 2:00 am | BBC THREE | 25 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 11/14. When Janet becomes a baby bore, Jonny takes drastic action to get her attention. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Oct 26, 1:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 10/14. Janet is rushed to hospital, helped by Louise. Gaz lets slip that the baby might be his. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Oct 26, 1:00 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 6/14. Gaz's plans for Jonny's stag night go seriously wrong. Louise tries to make Janet's hen party into the wildest ever. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Oct 19, 3:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 7/14. Janet and Jonny go missing on their wedding day. Gaz resorts to a desperate plan. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Oct 19, 12:35 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 6/14. Gaz's plans for Jonny's stag night go seriously wrong. Louise tries to make Janet's hen party into the wildest ever. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Oct 19, 12:05 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 3/14. Jonny gets some exciting news. Janet and Gaz take extreme measures to stop Louise blackmailing them. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Oct 12, 12:40 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 2/14. Donna discovers a dreadful secret in her dead mum's house. Jonny gets scared to leave the house. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Oct 12, 12:10 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 8/8. Gaz finds an unusual solution to his problem. Meanwhile, Janet tries to excite Jonny with adventurous sex. Contains some strong language and adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Oct 5, 3:00 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 7/8. Donna's tutor invites her for extra coaching on his sofa. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Oct 5, 2:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 6/8. Gaz goes on a quest to split Jonny and Kate, Jonny gets an ultimatum - dump his friends or be dumped, and Janet gets a new boss from hell. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Oct 5, 2:05 am | BBC THREE | 25 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 1/14. Janet struggles to cope after Jonny is gunned down by police. Louise tries to avoid all blame for the shooting. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Oct 5, 12:20 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 8/8. Gaz finds an unusual solution to his problem. Meanwhile, Janet tries to excite Jonny with adventurous sex. Contains some strong language and adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sat, Oct 4, 11:50 pm | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 7/8. Donna's tutor invites her for extra coaching on his sofa. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sat, Oct 4, 11:20 pm | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 6/8. Gaz goes on a quest to split Jonny and Kate, Jonny gets an ultimatum - dump his friends or be dumped, and Janet gets a new boss from hell. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sat, Oct 4, 10:55 pm | BBC THREE | 25 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 4/8. Janet and Gaz get much closer than they'd ever intended. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Sept 28, 12:40 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 3/8. Jonny ruins his first date with Kate by trying too hard to be manly. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Sept 28, 12:10 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 2/8. Jonny finds himself a new girlfriend, Gaz challenges David to a drinking contest for Donna, and Louise's life is changed by a book. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sat, Sept 27, 11:40 pm | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 1/8. Sitcom. Janet tries to dump Jonny but is upstaged by some pasties. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Sept 21, 3:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 10/10. Sitcom about five twentysomething friends. Gaz has a health scare and blames Donna. Contains some strong language and adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Sept 21, 3:00 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 9/10. Janet has decided that the most important thing about getting married is the presents she'll receive, so she makes a list. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Sept 21, 2:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 8/10. Louise has trouble when her new boyfriend comes over all sexy. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Sept 21, 2:00 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 8/10. Louise has trouble when her new boyfriend comes over all sexy. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sat, Sept 20, 10:00 pm | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 7/10. Jonny gets a job and a sexy offer he can't refuse. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Mon, Sept 15, 2:45 am | BBC THREE | 25 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 6/10. Janet, Donna and Louise go shopping for Janet's wedding dress. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Sept 14, 3:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |