| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps: Horror Special. 10/10. Special horror episode of the sitcom. The Archer is about to be demolished. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Wed, Oct 29, 9:30 pm | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 13/14. Jonny tries for his dream job. Gaz and Donna find their dream house. Louise gets her dream boyfriend. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Oct 26, 2:25 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 12/14. Jonny tries to make his son more exciting. Gaz becomes a new man for Donna. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Oct 26, 2:00 am | BBC THREE | 25 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 11/14. When Janet becomes a baby bore, Jonny takes drastic action to get her attention. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Oct 26, 1:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 10/14. Janet is rushed to hospital, helped by Louise. Gaz lets slip that the baby might be his. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Oct 26, 1:00 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 6/14. Gaz's plans for Jonny's stag night go seriously wrong. Louise tries to make Janet's hen party into the wildest ever. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Oct 19, 3:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 7/14. Janet and Jonny go missing on their wedding day. Gaz resorts to a desperate plan. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Oct 19, 12:35 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 6/14. Gaz's plans for Jonny's stag night go seriously wrong. Louise tries to make Janet's hen party into the wildest ever. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Oct 19, 12:05 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 3/14. Jonny gets some exciting news. Janet and Gaz take extreme measures to stop Louise blackmailing them. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Oct 12, 12:40 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 2/14. Donna discovers a dreadful secret in her dead mum's house. Jonny gets scared to leave the house. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Oct 12, 12:10 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 8/8. Gaz finds an unusual solution to his problem. Meanwhile, Janet tries to excite Jonny with adventurous sex. Contains some strong language and adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Oct 5, 3:00 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 7/8. Donna's tutor invites her for extra coaching on his sofa. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Oct 5, 2:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 6/8. Gaz goes on a quest to split Jonny and Kate, Jonny gets an ultimatum - dump his friends or be dumped, and Janet gets a new boss from hell. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Oct 5, 2:05 am | BBC THREE | 25 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 1/14. Janet struggles to cope after Jonny is gunned down by police. Louise tries to avoid all blame for the shooting. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Oct 5, 12:20 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 8/8. Gaz finds an unusual solution to his problem. Meanwhile, Janet tries to excite Jonny with adventurous sex. Contains some strong language and adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sat, Oct 4, 11:50 pm | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 7/8. Donna's tutor invites her for extra coaching on his sofa. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sat, Oct 4, 11:20 pm | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 6/8. Gaz goes on a quest to split Jonny and Kate, Jonny gets an ultimatum - dump his friends or be dumped, and Janet gets a new boss from hell. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sat, Oct 4, 10:55 pm | BBC THREE | 25 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 4/8. Janet and Gaz get much closer than they'd ever intended. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Sept 28, 12:40 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 3/8. Jonny ruins his first date with Kate by trying too hard to be manly. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Sept 28, 12:10 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 2/8. Jonny finds himself a new girlfriend, Gaz challenges David to a drinking contest for Donna, and Louise's life is changed by a book. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sat, Sept 27, 11:40 pm | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 1/8. Sitcom. Janet tries to dump Jonny but is upstaged by some pasties. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Sept 21, 3:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 10/10. Sitcom about five twentysomething friends. Gaz has a health scare and blames Donna. Contains some strong language and adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Sept 21, 3:00 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 9/10. Janet has decided that the most important thing about getting married is the presents she'll receive, so she makes a list. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Sept 21, 2:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 8/10. Louise has trouble when her new boyfriend comes over all sexy. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Sept 21, 2:00 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 8/10. Louise has trouble when her new boyfriend comes over all sexy. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sat, Sept 20, 10:00 pm | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 7/10. Jonny gets a job and a sexy offer he can't refuse. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Mon, Sept 15, 2:45 am | BBC THREE | 25 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 6/10. Janet, Donna and Louise go shopping for Janet's wedding dress. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Sept 14, 3:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 5/10. Jonny discovers Janet's dad has a dirty secret. Gaz ends up in hospital. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Sept 14, 3:00 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 4/10. Munch takes an unusual shine to Donna, and Louise has to cope with a dirty secret from David's past. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Sept 14, 2:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 7/10. Jonny gets a job and a sexy offer he can't refuse. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Sept 14, 12:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 6/10. Janet, Donna and Louise go shopping for Janet's wedding dress. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Sept 14, 12:00 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 5/10. Jonny discovers Janet's dad has a dirty secret. Gaz ends up in hospital. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sat, Sept 13, 11:30 pm | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 4/10. Munch takes an unusual shine to Donna, and Louise has to cope with a dirty secret from David's past. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sat, Sept 13, 11:00 pm | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 5/6. Jonny isn't speaking to Janet, and taking Gaz's advice only makes things worse. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Aug 31, 3:15 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 4/6. Donna is worried that Jonny's 'illness' is just an excuse to avoid her, Janet runs into an old flame, and Louise buys a puppy. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Aug 31, 2:45 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 3/6. Janet rediscovers a love letter from her ex and tries to prevent Jonny becoming jealous. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Aug 31, 2:15 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 2/6. Louise copes with a new boyfriend who is desperate to have sex with her. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Aug 31, 1:45 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 5/6. Jonny isn't speaking to Janet, and taking Gaz's advice only makes things worse. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sat, Aug 30, 11:30 pm | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 4/6. Donna is worried that Jonny's 'illness' is just an excuse to avoid her, Janet runs into an old flame, and Louise buys a puppy. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sat, Aug 30, 11:00 pm | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 3/6. Janet rediscovers a love letter from her ex and tries to prevent Jonny becoming jealous. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sat, Aug 30, 10:30 pm | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 2/6. Louise copes with a new boyfriend who is desperate to have sex with her. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sat, Aug 30, 10:00 pm | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 1/6. Gaz runs naked through Runcorn but still has to face up to Donna's pregnancy. Contains some strong language and adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Aug 24, 3:15 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 6/6. Jonny wants some excitement in his life, but he gets rather more than he bargained for. Contains some strong language and adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Aug 24, 2:45 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 5/6. Jonny falls for Janet's friend Louise, until his obsession is cured in a revolting manner. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Aug 24, 2:15 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 4/6. Janet wants to improve her mind but realises that poetry and biscuits are not the answer. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Aug 24, 1:45 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 1/6. Gaz runs naked through Runcorn but still has to face up to Donna's pregnancy. Contains some strong language and adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sat, Aug 23, 11:30 pm | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 6/6. Jonny wants some excitement in his life, but he gets rather more than he bargained for. Contains some strong language and adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sat, Aug 23, 11:00 pm | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 5/6. Jonny falls for Janet's friend Louise, until his obsession is cured in a revolting manner. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sat, Aug 23, 10:30 pm | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 4/6. Janet wants to improve her mind but realises that poetry and biscuits are not the answer. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sat, Aug 23, 10:00 pm | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 3/6. When Gaz finds Donna's toothbrush in his flat, he realises he has to stop her 'merging'. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Aug 17, 3:15 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |