| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 2/8. With Jonny dead, Janet decides to get through the five stages of grief quickly. Gaz finds a way to help her. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, May 3, 2:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 1/8. Louise, Janet and Donna compete for the job of barmaid at the reopened Archer pub. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, May 3, 2:00 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 10/10. Special horror episode of the sitcom. The Archer is about to be demolished. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, May 3, 1:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 9/10. Janet tries desperately to find a way of keeping the pub open. Louise is feeling unwell, and Kelly thinks she recognises the symptoms. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, May 3, 1:05 am | BBC THREE | 25 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 8/10. Janet starts her job as manager of The Archer and gives the pub a World War Two theme to appeal to the grey pound. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, May 3, 12:35 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 7/10. Janet and Donna compete for a job managing the pub. Louise buys a car with her mother's legacy. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, May 3, 12:05 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 6/10. Sitcom about the lives and loves of five twentysomethings in Runcorn. After Gaz tries to take Corinthian, Janet increases security. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Apr 26, 1:25 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 5/10. Jonny decides to become more macho, but his plan backfires, with shocking consequences. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Apr 26, 12:55 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 4/10. Janet finds a new way of providing for her child - the only problem is, it's illegal. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Apr 19, 1:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 3/10. Gaz decides it's time to make a proper commitment to Donna. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Apr 19, 1:00 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 2/10. Janet gets a new job, but Donna's career is on the skids. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Apr 19, 12:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 1/10. Janet has a dilemma - does she leave her friends and baby for singing on a cruise? Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Apr 19, 12:00 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 14/14. Jonny goes for his interview at the biscuit factory, and Gaz confronts his greatest fear - sheep. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sat, Apr 18, 11:30 pm | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 13/14. Jonny tries for his dream job. Gaz and Donna find their dream house. Louise gets her dream boyfriend. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sat, Apr 18, 11:00 pm | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 12/14. Jonny tries to make his son more exciting. Gaz becomes a new man for Donna. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sat, Apr 18, 10:30 pm | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 11/14. When Janet becomes a baby bore, Jonny takes drastic action to get her attention. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Apr 12, 3:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 10/14. Janet is rushed to hospital, helped by Louise. Gaz lets slip that the baby might be his. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Apr 12, 3:00 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 9/14. Janet shows off at the pub quiz. Gaz spanks his monkey. Donna tries to impress Gaz. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Apr 12, 2:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 8/14. Five months after Jonny and Janet got married, Donna and Gaz are still not talking. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Apr 12, 2:05 am | BBC THREE | 25 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 7/14. Janet and Jonny go missing on their wedding day. Gaz resorts to a desperate plan. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Apr 12, 1:35 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 6/14. Gaz's plans for Jonny's stag night go seriously wrong. Louise tries to make Janet's hen party into the wildest ever. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Apr 5, 1:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 5/14. Janet tries to get Donna to forgive her for sleeping with Gaz. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Apr 5, 1:05 am | BBC THREE | 25 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 4/14. Jonny's new car gives him women trouble. Donna takes revenge on Gaz for bedding Janet. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Apr 5, 12:35 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 3/14. Jonny gets some exciting news. Janet and Gaz take extreme measures to stop Louise blackmailing them. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Apr 5, 12:05 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 2/14. Donna discovers a dreadful secret in her dead mum's house. Jonny gets scared to leave the house. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sat, Apr 4, 11:35 pm | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 1/14. Janet struggles to cope after Jonny is gunned down by police. Louise tries to avoid all blame for the shooting. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sat, Apr 4, 11:05 pm | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 8/8. Gaz finds an unusual solution to his problem. Meanwhile, Janet tries to excite Jonny with adventurous sex. Contains some strong language and adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Mar 22, 1:25 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 7/8. Donna's tutor invites her for extra coaching on his sofa. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Mar 22, 12:55 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 6/8. Gaz goes on a quest to split Jonny and Kate, Jonny gets an ultimatum - dump his friends or be dumped, and Janet gets a new boss from hell. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Mar 22, 12:25 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 5/8. Sitcom. Gaz tries to get over his guilt by doing one special thing for Donna. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sat, Mar 21, 11:55 pm | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 4/8. Janet and Gaz get much closer than they'd ever intended. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Mar 15, 1:55 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 3/8. Jonny ruins his first date with Kate by trying too hard to be manly. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Mar 15, 1:25 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 2/8. Jonny finds himself a new girlfriend, Gaz challenges David to a drinking contest for Donna, and Louise's life is changed by a book. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Mar 15, 12:55 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 1/8. Sitcom. Janet tries to dump Jonny but is upstaged by some pasties. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Mar 15, 12:25 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. Musical episode of the comedy series, based on the moment that Janet and Jonny first met. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sat, Mar 14, 11:55 pm | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 6/10. Janet, Donna and Louise go shopping for Janet's wedding dress. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Mar 8, 2:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 5/10. Jonny discovers Janet's dad has a dirty secret. Gaz ends up in hospital. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Mar 8, 2:00 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 4/10. Munch takes an unusual shine to Donna, and Louise has to cope with a dirty secret from David's past. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Mar 8, 1:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 3/10. Donna plans a kinky night in. Louise and David find a new way to play the game of love. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Mar 8, 1:00 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 2/10. Janet agrees to give up smoking before she and Jonny get married, but her craving for nicotine makes her turn violent. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Mar 8, 12:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 1/10. Gaz meets the brother he never knew he had, and Louise chokes on her lunch. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Mar 8, 12:00 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 4/6. Donna helps Gaz in his ambition to become a Paralympian. Billy goes on a date with Cassie. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Jan 25, 2:00 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 3/6. Gaz tries to help Billy get a trial for Runcorn Rovers, while Donna re-examines her life. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Jan 25, 1:30 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 8/9. Donna and Janet are furious with Gaz and demand he decide who he wants by three o'clock. Contains some strong language and adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Mon, Jan 5, 3:25 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 7/9. Gaz is torn between Janet and Donna. Louise tells Tim she is desperate for a boyfriend. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Jan 4, 3:05 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 6/9. Now that Gaz and Donna are divorced, Gaz decides it is time to propose to Janet. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Jan 4, 2:35 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 2/2. Gaz has fallen into a coma. Donna imagines two separate realities, one where Gaz is back to full health and one where he is paralysed. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Dec 28, 1:25 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 1/2. Musical extravaganza. Janet waits for Gaz to announce he has chosen her over Donna. Contains some strong language and adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Dec 28, 12:55 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 2/2. Gaz has fallen into a coma. Donna imagines two separate realities, one where Gaz is back to full health and one where he is paralysed. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Dec 21, 3:15 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |
| Two Pints of Lager and a Packet... | ...of Crisps. 1/2. Musical extravaganza. Janet waits for Gaz to announce he has chosen her over Donna. Contains some strong language and adult humour. Also in HD. [S,AD] | Sun, Dec 21, 2:45 am | BBC THREE | 30 mins |