Standard Deviation: Robert asks Ray and Debra to complete IQ tests as part of his criminal psychology class but then tells each of them that they got better scores than each other. (S1 Ep4) [AD,S]
Look, Don't Touch: Debra's suspicious when Angelina, a waiter at Nemo's, calls Ray at home. Although it's all perfectly innocent, Ray feels guilty. (S1 Ep5) [AD,S]
Frank, the Writer: Frank submits ideas for a column to Ray's editor after getting published in Reader's Digest. But Ray's editor thinks it's the worst writing he's ever read. (S1 Ep6) [AD,S]
Standard Deviation: Robert asks Ray and Debra to complete IQ tests as part of his criminal psychology class but then tells each of them that they got better scores than each other. (S1 Ep4) [AD,S]
Look, Don't Touch: Debra's suspicious when Angelina, a waiter at Nemo's, calls Ray at home. Although it's all perfectly innocent, Ray feels guilty. (S1 Ep5) [AD,S]
Frank, the Writer: Frank submits ideas for a column to Ray's editor after getting published in Reader's Digest. But Ray's editor thinks it's the worst writing he's ever read. (S1 Ep6) [AD,S]
Your Place or Mine?: When Ray's parents fall out, his mum moves in with him and Debra. But Debra isn't happy and tries to convince Ray's dad to apologise. (S1 Ep7) [AD,S]
In-Laws: Debra's well-to-do parents come to visit. Ray begs his own parents to be nice to them, but when they all go out for a meal, it proves a tall order... (S1 Ep8) [AD,S]
Win, Lose or Draw: Ray decides to ignore his dad's poker advice in order to prove that he doesn't need help. But when he loses yet again, Debra wants him to ask for his money back. (S1 Ep9) [AD,S]
Your Place or Mine?: When Ray's parents fall out, his mum moves in with him and Debra. But Debra isn't happy and tries to convince Ray's dad to apologise. (S1 Ep7) [AD,S]
In-Laws: Debra's well-to-do parents come to visit. Ray begs his own parents to be nice to them, but when they all go out for a meal, it proves a tall order... (S1 Ep8) [AD,S]
Win, Lose or Draw: Ray decides to ignore his dad's poker advice in order to prove that he doesn't need help. But when he loses yet again, Debra wants him to ask for his money back. (S1 Ep9) [AD,S]
Turkey or Fish: Debra takes it upon herself to prepare the Thanksgiving dinner, but she doesn't want her turkey to be compared with Marie's, so she cooks fish instead. (S1 Ep10) [AD,S]
Captain Nemo: Ray's appointed captain of the basketball team after Robert is ousted, but their parents aren't pleased about the situation. (S1 Ep11) [AD,S]
The Ball: Ray's upset to discover that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years ago is a fake. So he decides to tell his daughter Ally the truth about Santa. (S1 Ep12) [AD,S]
Turkey or Fish: Debra takes it upon herself to prepare the Thanksgiving dinner, but she doesn't want her turkey to be compared with Marie's, so she cooks fish instead. (S1 Ep10) [AD,S]
Captain Nemo: Ray's appointed captain of the basketball team after Robert is ousted, but their parents aren't pleased about the situation. (S1 Ep11) [AD,S]
The Ball: Ray's upset to discover that the autographed Mickey Mantle baseball his dad gave him years ago is a fake. So he decides to tell his daughter Ally the truth about Santa. (S1 Ep12) [AD,S]
Debra's Sick: With Debra ill, Ray juggles the kids and work, which causes problems when quarterback Terry Bradshaw agrees to have a meeting with him at the paediatrician's. (S1 Ep13) [AD,S]
Who's Handsome?: Ray starts to feel insecure about his looks after hearing Debra compliment Robert on his appearance. Cue the fake tan. (S1 Ep14) [AD,S]
Debra's Sick: With Debra ill, Ray juggles the kids and work, which causes problems when quarterback Terry Bradshaw agrees to have a meeting with him at the paediatrician's. (S1 Ep13) [AD,S]
Who's Handsome?: Ray starts to feel insecure about his looks after hearing Debra compliment Robert on his appearance. Cue the fake tan. (S1 Ep14) [AD,S]
Diamonds: Ray discovers that the diamond in the engagement ring he bought Debra is a fake, so he decides to get it changed without her knowing - a potentially expensive mistake... (S1 Ep16) [AD,S]
Recovering Pessimist: Ray changes his ways after Debra accuses him of being too pessimistic, but his nearest and dearest reckon he's become a bighead. (S1 Ep18) [AD,S]
Diamonds: Ray discovers that the diamond in the engagement ring he bought Debra is a fake, so he decides to get it changed without her knowing - a potentially expensive mistake... (S1 Ep16) [AD,S]
Recovering Pessimist: Ray changes his ways after Debra accuses him of being too pessimistic, but his nearest and dearest reckon he's become a bighead. (S1 Ep18) [AD,S]
The Dog: Ray and Robert both want to keep a stray bulldog that Ray brings home. But it turns out that the canine isn't so stray after all... (S1 Ep19) [AD,S]
Neighbors: Ray's neighbours demand a meeting at his house to discuss what to do about noisy Frank and interfering Marie. But Frank and Marie gatecrash the gathering. (S1 Ep20) [AD,S]
Fascinatin' Debra: A psychotherapist interviews Debra for an article on the American family but finds the rest of the Barones more interesting than her. (S1 Ep21) [AD,S]
The Dog: Ray and Robert both want to keep a stray bulldog that Ray brings home. But it turns out that the canine isn't so stray after all... (S1 Ep19) [AD,S]
Neighbors: Ray's neighbours demand a meeting at his house to discuss what to do about noisy Frank and interfering Marie. But Frank and Marie gatecrash the gathering. (S1 Ep20) [AD,S]
Fascinatin' Debra: A psychotherapist interviews Debra for an article on the American family but finds the rest of the Barones more interesting than her. (S1 Ep21) [AD,S]
Why Are We Here?: Ray and Debra reminisce about more peaceful times in their first apartment and recall why they ended up living across the road from Ray's meddlesome parents. (S1 Ep22) [AD,S]
Father Knows Least: Ray reluctantly accompanies Debra to parenting classes but then discovers that he can put the skills he learns to good use... with his own parents. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]
Why Are We Here?: Ray and Debra reminisce about more peaceful times in their first apartment and recall why they ended up living across the road from Ray's meddlesome parents. (S1 Ep22) [AD,S]
Father Knows Least: Ray reluctantly accompanies Debra to parenting classes but then discovers that he can put the skills he learns to good use... with his own parents. (S2 Ep2) [AD,S]
Bully on the Bus: Ray and Debra have wildly differing opinions on how to react to the news that Ally has been bullying another child on the school bus. [AD,S]
The Christmas Picture: Ray thinks that a family portrait would make a great Christmas present for his parents, until Marie and Debra clash over who counts as 'family'. [AD,S]
No Thanks: Debra spends a whole day cooking with Marie, in an effort to get along with her mother-in-law, and Ray reluctantly agrees to take Robert and Frank to a car show. [AD,S]
Working Girl: When Debra gets a job, Ray is unhappy about helping with the housework and Marie worries about the effect that it will have on the family. [AD,S]
Cruising with Marie: Frank gets injured before going on a Caribbean cruise with Marie, so Ray stands in for him, sharing a tiny cabin with his mother and getting mistaken for her lover. [AD,S]
Frank's Tribute: Ray and Robert are roped in to making a celebratory film when Frank is elected 'Man of the Year' at his lodge, but they find out that no one there likes him... [AD,S]
The Article: Ray is jealous when an inexperienced colleague beats him to his lifelong ambition of having an article published in Sports Illustrated. [AD,S]
The Sitter: Debra hires a babysitter but becomes jealous of her popularity with the kids - and her plans to remedy the situation end in disaster. [AD,S]
Driving Frank: When Frank backs into Robert's police car, Debra decides that he's not a safe driver and the kids should no longer travel in his car. [AD,S]
The Invasion: Ray moves his family into his parents' house when the termite exterminators visit. And Debra takes the opportunity to turn the tables on her in-laws. [AD,S]
The Wedding (Part 2/2): Ray reminisces about his wedding, when he worried that Debra was more interested in the big day than she was in her groom. [AD,S]
The Wedding (Part 1/2): Ray makes the mistake of asking Debra why she married him, rekindling memories of his proposal and his fears that she felt pressured into agreeing. [AD,S]
The Garage Sale: Ray is shocked when Debra takes all their baby stuff to a garage sale. He didn't know that they had decided not to have any more children. [AD,S]
Six Feet Under: Ray becomes concerned with his own mortality when he discovers that he has shrunk a quarter of an inch and is no longer six feet tall. [AD,S]
Traffic School: Robert's traffic school students are so bored with his class that he is driven to practise his delivery on his family, who prove to be even tougher critics. [AD,S]
T-Ball: Debra is upset when Ray fails to back her up in an argument with a competitive parent about 'unapproved' pretzels at Ally's little league game. [AD,S]
Good Girls: Marie is thrilled to learn that Robert's new girlfriend is a virgin, so Ray tries to convince her that Debra is a 'good girl' too... [AD,S]
The Family Bed: Ally is constantly getting into bed with her parents, complaining about monsters in her room. Sleep-deprived Ray tries everything to solve the problem. [AD,S]
The Ride-Along: Ray is bored when he goes for a ride in Robert's police car, but his disinterest is soon replaced by terror when they get caught in a hold-up. [AD,S]
Marie's Meatballs: Ray asks Marie to teach Debra how to make her famous meatballs, to cure his wife's culinary inferiority complex. But Ray's plan has consequences... [AD,S]
Civil War: Ray volunteers for a Battle of Gettysburg re-enactment to spend some quality time with his father - but it turns out that they're fighting on opposite sides. [AD,S]
The Letter: Debra decides to write a letter to Marie to tell her to stop interfering after ruining her Tupperware party, but a shocked Ray tries to intercept the note. [AD,S]
High School: Ray accompanies Debra to a high school reunion, where he is unmasked as a former nerd. Worse still, Debra was one of the cool kids who used to tease him. [AD,S]
The Gift: Ray buys his dad an expensive aquarium, just like the one in the Chinese restaurant, for his 65th birthday. At first Frank loves it, but then one fish dies... [AD,S]