Kitty's Back: Stevie's mother Kitty returns, and asks Lois to help get her husband back. Francis puts Dewey through a humiliating initiation. (S6 Ep5) [AD,S]
Hal's Christmas Gift: With money tight over the holidays, Lois declares a 'handmade' Christmas, and Hal panics when his gifts don't measure up to the ones his sons make. (S6 Ep6) [AD,S]
Hal Sleepwalks: Reese takes full advantage of his discovery that Hal becomes highly suggestible when he sleepwalks. Dewey tries to keep two of the Buseys from being humiliated. (S6 Ep7) [AD,S]
Lois Battles Jamie: Trying to win a battle of wills with Jamie, Lois brings Francis home to help her remember how she conquered him when he was a baby. (S6 Ep8) [AD,S]
Malcolm's Car: When Malcolm buys an old car, it quickly takes over his life. Meanwhile, Hal discovers he has a talent for hair styling. (S6 Ep9) [AD,S]
Billboard: After Malcolm, Reese and Dewey get caught defacing a billboard advertising a strip club, they try to escape Lois's wrath by staging an impromptu protest. (S6 Ep10) [AD,S]
Dewey's Opera: When Hal and Lois fight over a new bed, Dewey writes an opera based on their arguments. After Jamie sees another baby through the window, he has his first crush. (S6 Ep11) [AD,S]
Living Will: The ever indecisive Hal is chosen to make a life-or-death decision for a neighbour he barely knows. Malcolm, Reese and Dewey coach Craig on fighting his arch-enemy. (S6 Ep12) [AD,S]
Tiki Lounge: When Hal and Lois carve out some time for deep personal discussions, Hal is upset to learn that Lois doesn't believe in the afterlife. (S6 Ep13) [AD,S]
Ida Loses a Leg: After Ida loses a leg saving Dewey from being hit by a truck, Francis is forced to stay with her and Dewey holds a funeral for the severed limb. (S6 Ep14) [AD,S]
Kitty's Back: Stevie's mother Kitty returns, and asks Lois to help get her husband back. Francis puts Dewey through a humiliating initiation. (S6 Ep5) [AD,S]
Hal's Christmas Gift: With money tight over the holidays, Lois declares a 'handmade' Christmas, and Hal panics when his gifts don't measure up to the ones his sons make. (S6 Ep6) [AD,S]
Hal Sleepwalks: Reese takes full advantage of his discovery that Hal becomes highly suggestible when he sleepwalks. Dewey tries to keep two of the Buseys from being humiliated. (S6 Ep7) [AD,S]
Lois Battles Jamie: Trying to win a battle of wills with Jamie, Lois brings Francis home to help her remember how she conquered him when he was a baby. (S6 Ep8) [AD,S]
Malcolm's Car: When Malcolm buys an old car, it quickly takes over his life. Meanwhile, Hal discovers he has a talent for hair styling. (S6 Ep9) [AD,S]
Billboard: After Malcolm, Reese and Dewey get caught defacing a billboard advertising a strip club, they try to escape Lois's wrath by staging an impromptu protest. (S6 Ep10) [AD,S]
Dewey's Opera: When Hal and Lois fight over a new bed, Dewey writes an opera based on their arguments. After Jamie sees another baby through the window, he has his first crush. (S6 Ep11) [AD,S]
Living Will: The ever indecisive Hal is chosen to make a life-or-death decision for a neighbour he barely knows. Malcolm, Reese and Dewey coach Craig on fighting his arch-enemy. (S6 Ep12) [AD,S]
Busey's Run Away: When Dewey is put into a new class at school, he basks in Lois's approval, but is sorely missed by his former classmates. (S6 Ep2) [AD,S]
Reese Comes Home: Driven by guilt, Malcolm and Dewey try to do penance for pushing Reese into the army. Meanwhile, Lois tries to bring Reese home. (S6 Ep1) [AD,S]
Reese Joins the Army (Part 2): During a simulated battle, Reese's team of soldiers gets captured because Reese has trained himself not to think. (S5 Ep22) [AD,S]
Reese Joins the Army (Part 1): After Malcolm causes Reese's girlfriend to break up with him, Reese joins the army. Hal is placed under house arrest when he refuses to cooperate. (S5 Ep21) [AD,S]
Victor's Other Family: Lois drives to Canada to meet with her sister, Ida vows to spend all her money to get Victor's pension, and a blinded Hal participates in a 5k race (S5 Ep20) [AD,S]
Malcolm tries to keep Dewey from scoring highly on an IQ test so he doesn't end up with the Krelboynes, but the scheme backfires. Hal and Craig hone their dance moves. (S5 Ep19) [AD,S]
Polly in the Middle: While Polly begins dating both Abe and Craig, Malcolm refuses to believe in the power of Dewey's lucky shirt and Lois takes the kids to a baseball convention. (S5 Ep17) [AD,S]
Busey's Run Away: When Dewey is put into a new class at school, he basks in Lois's approval, but is sorely missed by his former classmates. (S6 Ep2) [AD,S]
Reese Comes Home: Driven by guilt, Malcolm and Dewey try to do penance for pushing Reese into the army. Meanwhile, Lois tries to bring Reese home. (S6 Ep1) [AD,S]
Reese Joins the Army (Part 2): During a simulated battle, Reese's team of soldiers gets captured because Reese has trained himself not to think. (S5 Ep22) [AD,S]
Reese Joins the Army (Part 1): After Malcolm causes Reese's girlfriend to break up with him, Reese joins the army. Hal is placed under house arrest when he refuses to cooperate. (S5 Ep21) [AD,S]
Victor's Other Family: Lois drives to Canada to meet with her sister, Ida vows to spend all her money to get Victor's pension, and a blinded Hal participates in a 5k race (S5 Ep20) [AD,S]
Malcolm tries to keep Dewey from scoring highly on an IQ test so he doesn't end up with the Krelboynes, but the scheme backfires. Hal and Craig hone their dance moves. (S5 Ep19) [AD,S]
Polly in the Middle: While Polly begins dating both Abe and Craig, Malcolm refuses to believe in the power of Dewey's lucky shirt and Lois takes the kids to a baseball convention. (S5 Ep17) [AD,S,W]
Malcolm Visits College: Lois accompanies Malcolm to his first college visit, Francis and Otto open their own childcare centre, and Dewey constructs his own musical instrument. (S5 Ep16) [AD,S]
Reese's Apartment: After Hal and Lois kick Reese out of the house, he ends up renting a flat. Malcolm helps a sporty but not terribly smart classmate to write a personal essay. (S5 Ep15) [AD,S]
Malcolm Dates a Family: Malcolm clicks with his girlfriend's family and forgets all about his girlfriend. Lois bans Hal and the boys from going back to their favourite restaurant. (S5 Ep14) [AD,S]
Lois's Sister: When Lois's sister visits, she lavishes the kids with expensive gifts including a convertible car. Francis and a scout troop get lost in a remote area of the ranch. (S5 Ep13) [AD,S]
Softball: Malcolm volunteers for the company softball team, only to realise that Lois is the coach. Hal interviews for a job at a company that might be recruiting secret agents. (S5 Ep12) [AD,S]
Ida's Boyfriend: Lois's mother Ida announces that she's getting married to a man who lives in Hong Kong. Malcolm gets his tongue pierced. (S5 Ep11) [AD,S]
Hot Tub: Hal lands in hot water when he buys a new hot tub without consulting Lois. Malcolm gets in a dispute between Polly and her ex-boyfriend. Reese steals Dewey's friend. (S5 Ep10) [AD,S]
Dirty Magazine: When Malcolm becomes editor of the high school literary magazine, he's told he must censor a well-written story. Lois encourages Hal to flirt with his supervisor. (S5 Ep9) [AD,S]
Block Party: Malcolm realises that the entire neighbourhood has been throwing a block party whenever his family goes on vacation. And Hal and Lois take part in an eating contest. (S5 Ep8) [AD,S]
Christmas Trees: As Christmas approaches, Francis and Piama's hopes for a peaceful holiday come crashing down. Lois tries to capture a squirrel that bit Craig. (S5 Ep7) [AD,S]
Malcolm Visits College: Lois accompanies Malcolm to his first college visit, Francis and Otto open their own childcare centre, and Dewey constructs his own musical instrument. (S5 Ep16) [AD,S]
Reese's Apartment: After Hal and Lois kick Reese out of the house, he ends up renting a flat. Malcolm helps a sporty but not terribly smart classmate to write a personal essay. (S5 Ep15) [AD,S]
Malcolm Dates a Family: Malcolm clicks with his girlfriend's family and forgets all about his girlfriend. Lois bans Hal and the boys from going back to their favourite restaurant. (S5 Ep14) [AD,S]
Lois's Sister: When Lois's sister visits, she lavishes the kids with expensive gifts including a convertible car. Francis and a scout troop get lost in a remote area of the ranch. (S5 Ep13) [AD,S]
Softball: Malcolm volunteers for the company softball team, only to realise that Lois is the coach. Hal interviews for a job at a company that might be recruiting secret agents. (S5 Ep12) [AD,S]
Ida's Boyfriend: Lois's mother Ida announces that she's getting married to a man who lives in Hong Kong. Malcolm gets his tongue pierced. (S5 Ep11) [AD,S]
Hot Tub: Hal lands in hot water when he buys a new hot tub without consulting Lois. Malcolm gets in a dispute between Polly and her ex-boyfriend. Reese steals Dewey's friend. (S5 Ep10) [AD,S]
Dirty Magazine: When Malcolm becomes editor of the high school literary magazine, he's told he must censor a well-written story. Lois encourages Hal to flirt with his supervisor. (S5 Ep9) [AD,S]
Block Party: Malcolm realises that the entire neighbourhood has been throwing a block party whenever his family goes on vacation. And Hal and Lois take part in an eating contest. (S5 Ep8) [AD,S]
Christmas Trees: As Christmas approaches, Francis and Piama's hopes for a peaceful holiday come crashing down. Lois tries to capture a squirrel that bit Craig. (S5 Ep7) [AD,S]
Malcolm Films Reese: Malcolm's teacher forces him to secretly record Reese as he divulges his secrets. Francis strikes back after a critic writes a scathing review about the hotel. (S5 Ep5) [AD,S]
Thanksgiving: As Thanksgiving approaches, Malcolm catches the eye of a girl from school, Reese prepares a fabulous Thanksgiving meal, and Francis and Piama consider divorce. (S5 Ep4) [AD,S]
Goodbye Kitty: Stevie goes into shock when he's told that his parents are getting divorced. Reese gets caught up in a diary's steamy entries, unaware that it belongs to Lois. (S5 Ep3) [AD,S]
Watching the Baby: Hal is branded a shoplifter when he leaves a tired Lois to rest and goes out to buy nappies. Dewey tells the baby a fantastical tale to keep him from crying. (S5 Ep2) [AD,S]
Vegas: When the family travels to Las Vegas, Hal dreams about hitting the jackpot, and Lois gets to meet her favourite singer backstage at a show. (S5 Ep1) [AD,S]
Day Care: As the family joins a church to get free day care for baby Jamie, Francis tries to help the ranch cash in on a local UFO craze. (S4 Ep22) [AD,S]
Baby (Part 2): While Lois goes into labour at home, Hal winds up hallucinating in an emergency room and the boys wander into a hospital parenting class. (S4 Ep21) [AD,S]
Baby (Part 1): Hal takes the boys to a bridal show, Lois's mother decides she wants to move in with the family, and Malcolm gets an offer to enrol in a prestigious private school. (S4 Ep20) [AD,S]
Future Malcolm: Malcolm meets a chess-playing layabout who could be him in 30 years, and Francis objects to Piama posing nude in an art class. (S4 Ep19) [AD,S]
Hal's Friend: Hal spends a wild night with an old high school buddy, Malcolm tries to liberate Dabney from his mother's control, and Francis spends a night hanging out with Otto. (S4 Ep14) [AD,S]
Kicked Out: When Hal kicks Malcolm out of the house for misbehaviour, Reese tries to take advantage of the situation by coming up with a truly terrible stunt of his own. (S4 Ep12) [AD,S]