You Little Devil: Joe loses his swagger in the bedroom when he learns about the romantic significance of a little devil tattoo that Mel has on her rear end. (S5 Ep14/22) [AD,S]
The Perfect Storm: Mel grounds Lennox because she's failing chemistry, but when Mel's father Senator Russell Burke shows up unexpectedly, he undermines her authority. (S1 Ep5/30) [AD,S]
Double Happiness: Mel receives unexpected news that could directly affect her run for a Senate seat. Lennox and Zander are involved in a serious car crash. (S5 Ep22/22) [AD,S]
Be the Bigger Person: Mel launches a healthy diet campaign while running for a Senate seat, but a voter soon catches her out eating some unhealthy fast food. (S5 Ep21/22) [AD,S]
Game Night: With Ryder home on leave from the Navy, Mel decides to organise a fun family game night, pitting herself and Joe against Lennox and Zander. (S5 Ep20/22) [AD,S]
Put a Ring on It: Joe buys Mel a fake birthday gift to distract her from his big surprise: a unique wedding ring that he has had created especially for her. (S5 Ep19/22) [AD,S]
Melissa & Joey's Frozen: During a skiing holiday, Mel and Joe become frozen after getting buried in an avalanche and are thawed out 100 years later. (S5 Ep18/22) [AD,S]
The Parent Trap: Mel is alarmed when her father gives Joe's mother some advice about drawing up a will and the pair start to get along a little too well. (S5 Ep17/22) [AD,S]
The Early Shift: Joe gets a new job as the lifestyle correspondent on a local morning television show but he is required to get up very early every day. (S5 Ep16/22) [AD,S]
You Little Devil: Joe loses his swagger in the bedroom when he learns about the romantic significance of a little devil tattoo that Mel has on her rear end. (S5 Ep14/22) [AD,S]
Let's Get It Started: Joe wants Mel to stop using birth control so they can start a family, but she's unsure about whether she's ready for the responsibility. (S5 Ep5/22) [AD,S]
Call of Duty: Reeling from Ryder's announcement that he wants to join the Navy, Mel and Joe try to discourage him by putting him through a mock boot camp. (S5 Ep13/22) [AD,S]
Gone Girl: Mel tries to talk Lennox out of going to Colombia on a research expedition with her college professor. Joe makes Dani call her mother, Felicia. (S5 Ep11/22) [AD,S]
Parental Guidance: Joe is furious when he finds out that Dani invited some older friends over to the house and they drank his expensive bottle of wine. (S5 Ep10/22) [AD,S]
Being There: Hoping to improve face-to-face communication within the family, Joe puts a ban on the use of all mobile phones and computers over the weekend. (S5 Ep9/22) [AD,S]
Face the Music: Mel discovers that Joe used to be a member of a boy band in his youth, so she buys Dani a piano to foster her dreams of a musical career. (S5 Ep8/22) [AD,S]
Failure to Communicate: The family gathers around the laptop to video chat with Ryder in New Orleans on his 18th birthday, but the computer suddenly crashes. (S5 Ep6/22) [AD,S]
Let's Get It Started: Joe wants Mel to stop using birth control so they can start a family, but she's unsure about whether she's ready for the responsibility. (S5 Ep5/22) [AD,S]
The Day After: When Dani wants to go on a date with a boy from school, Joe tells her that she's not allowed, so she tricks Mel into taking her along instead. (S5 Ep4/22) [AD,S]
The Honeymooners: Mel is disappointed when her honeymoon to Tahiti is cancelled because she has broken her leg, so Joe surprises her with a romantic getaway. (S5 Ep3/22) [AD,S]
A Melanie & Josiah Christmas: Competition grows between Mel and Joe over whose treasured ornament should take the prestigious top spot on the Christmas tree. (S5 Ep2/22) [AD,S]
Witch Came First: Mel gets a strange visit from her doctor, who calls at the house at Halloween to convince her that she was once a powerful teenage witch. (S5 Ep1/22) [AD,S]
At Last: Still reeling from the unexpected news at the wedding, Joe issues an impulsive invitation without consulting Mel first, putting their new life together in jeopardy. (S4 Ep21/21) [AD,S]
Maybe I'm Amazed: After Mel drops a bombshell on Joe during their wedding ceremony, he is forced to make a decision in a hurry that could affect their marriage. (S4 Ep20/21) [AD,S]
You're the One That I Want: As Mel and Joe's wedding weekend dawns, Joe is injured at his bachelor party, Mel's father is missing, and a secret is accidentally revealed. (S4 Ep19/21) [AD,S]
Uninvited: Mel is not thrilled when Joe's mother Gloria drops by, but it's Joe who hits the roof when his estranged brother Tony turns up expecting to be able to stay. (S4 Ep18/21) [AD,S]
Don't Look Back in Anger: When Mel and Joe meet with their minister to discuss their relationship, they try a little too hard to prove to him that everything is perfect. (S4 Ep17/21) [AD,S]
Right Time, Right Place: When Mel's friend Carrie calls off her wedding, Mel wonders if she should keep the flowers, catering and venue for her and Joe to use instead. (S4 Ep16/21) [AD,S]
Accidents Will Happen: Mel thinks she might be pregnant but is unsure about whether to share the tidings with Joe because he's busy preparing for a major business pitch. (S4 Ep15/21) [AD,S]
More Than Roommates: Joe inherits an ugly chair from his grandma and is pleased to be able to bring a piece of his life into Mel's home at last, but Mel doesn't agree. (S4 Ep14/21) [AD,S]
Born to Run: Mel's father comes to town to help Mel announce her candidacy for the State Senate. Ryder tries to find a winning idea for his Entrepreneur's Club project. (S4 Ep13/21) [AD,S]
Catch & Release: Against Mel's wishes, Joe agrees to act as wingman to his recently divorced friend Charlie when they go out to a bar. Zander gets two new roommates. (S4 Ep12/21) [AD,S]
Couples Therapy: Mel persuades Joe to attend couples' therapy as they are always arguing, but she's caught off guard when the therapist turns out to be his ex-girlfriend. (S4 Ep7/21) [AD,S]
House Broken: Mel wants to get a dog for the household, but Joe is not in favour of the idea and argues that he will be the one who gets stuck with taking care of it. (S4 Ep6/21) [AD,S]
Plus One: When Mel takes Joe to a social event connected with her work, he reveals too much about both their opinions to the press and gains her some bad publicity. (S4 Ep5/21) [AD,S]
Feel the Burn: After winning a 10-course dining experience in a raffle, Mel decides to join an exercise boot camp to lose weight before gorging on the gourmet meal. (S4 Ep4/21) [AD,S]
The New Deal: Mel becomes frustrated when Joe's demanding new job prevents him from spending any quality time with her, so she sneaks over to see him at work. (S4 Ep3) [AD,S]
Independence Day: Mel feels it's a good idea for her and Joe to explore their new relationship slowly, but he takes things too far when he gets another job and moves out. (S4 Ep2) [AD,S]
A Decent Proposal: Joe rushes home to tell Mel that he has feelings for her after their romantic night together in New Jersey, but her old flame Austin is in the picture. (S4 Ep1) [AD,S]
A New Kind of Christmas: Mel is excited to spend Christmas with her sister Meredith, who is on a home visit from prison, but Joe is not at all pleased to see their guest. (S3 Ep16) [AD,S]
What Happens in Jersey (Part 2/2): Joe and Mel are left confused when his grandmother Sofia resorts to trickery to make her grandson and his 'wife' repair their marriage. (S3 Ep15)
What Happens in Jersey (Part 1/2): Mel must take a trip to New Jersey and pose as Joe's ex-wife at a party for his dying grandmother, who doesn't realise he's divorced. (S3 Ep14)
Teach Your Children: Joe works out an alternative payment plan when he begins dating Candice, the mother of one of the students he is tutoring to earn extra money. (S3 Ep13)
Bad Influence: When Joe and Ryder sell Mel's old belongings, they accidentally dispose of a very personal item. Mel and Joe are forced to turn to crime to get it back. (S3 Ep12)
Fast Times: Mel's new boyfriend Noah temporarily moves in with her while his flat is being renovated, but their relationship accelerates too quickly as a result. (S3 Ep11)
Family Feud: Mel and Joe co-host local TV show Good Morning Toledo for a week, which Mel thinks will help her to gain votes, and their comedic bickering makes them a hit. (S3 Ep10)
Something Happened: Mel desperately tries to act like a cool aunt after discovering that Lennox and Zander have taken their relationship to the next level. (S3 Ep9/16) [AD,S]
The Unfriending: Joe convinces Mel to dump her high-maintenance friend Anita, but soon afterwards he begins to date her. Lennox tries to beat Zander's test scores. (S3 Ep8/16) [AD,S]
The Unkindest Cut: Mel and Austin have different opinions about whether or not to have children. Lennox struggles to write her college admissions essay. (S3 Ep7/16) [AD,S]
The Truth Hurts: Joe manages to foil Mel and Austin's weekend plans for a romantic getaway when he accidentally injures Austin during a game of pool. (S3 Ep6/16) [AD,S]