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Melissa & JoeyA New Kind of Christmas: Mel is excited to spend Christmas with her sister Meredith, who is on a home visit from prison, but Joe is not at all pleased to see their guest. (S3 Ep16/16) [AD,S,W]Tue, Dec 26, 5:25 amE435 mins
Melissa & JoeyDouble Happiness: Mel receives unexpected news that could directly affect her run for a Senate seat. Lennox and Zander are involved in a serious car crash. (S5 Ep22/22) [AD,S]Wed, Nov 29, 8:30 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyBe the Bigger Person: Mel launches a healthy diet campaign while running for a Senate seat, but a voter soon catches her out eating some unhealthy fast food. (S5 Ep21/22) [AD,S]Wed, Nov 29, 8:00 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyGame Night: With Ryder home on leave from the Navy, Mel decides to organise a fun family game night, pitting herself and Joe against Lennox and Zander. (S5 Ep20/22) [AD,S]Tue, Nov 28, 8:30 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyPut a Ring on It: Joe buys Mel a fake birthday gift to distract her from his big surprise: a unique wedding ring that he has had created especially for her. (S5 Ep19/22) [AD,S]Tue, Nov 28, 8:00 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyMelissa & Joey's Frozen: During a skiing holiday, Mel and Joe become frozen after getting buried in an avalanche and are thawed out 100 years later. (S5 Ep18/22) [AD,S]Mon, Nov 27, 8:30 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyThe Parent Trap: Mel is alarmed when her father gives Joe's mother some advice about drawing up a will and the pair start to get along a little too well. (S5 Ep17/22) [AD,S]Mon, Nov 27, 8:00 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyThe Early Shift: Joe gets a new job as the lifestyle correspondent on a local morning television show but he is required to get up very early every day. (S5 Ep16/22) [AD,S]Fri, Nov 24, 8:30 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyYou Little Devil: Joe loses his swagger in the bedroom when he learns about the romantic significance of a little devil tattoo that Mel has on her rear end. (S5 Ep14/22) [AD,S]Fri, Nov 24, 8:00 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyCall of Duty: Reeling from Ryder's announcement that he wants to join the Navy, Mel and Joe try to discourage him by putting him through a mock boot camp. (S5 Ep13/22) [AD,S]Thu, Nov 23, 8:30 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyGone Girl: Mel tries to talk Lennox out of going to Colombia on a research expedition with her college professor. Joe makes Dani call her mother, Felicia. (S5 Ep11/22) [AD,S]Thu, Nov 23, 8:00 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyParental Guidance: Joe is furious when he finds out that Dani invited some older friends over to the house and they drank his expensive bottle of wine. (S5 Ep10/22) [AD,S]Wed, Nov 22, 8:30 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyBeing There: Hoping to improve face-to-face communication within the family, Joe puts a ban on the use of all mobile phones and computers over the weekend. (S5 Ep9/22) [AD,S]Wed, Nov 22, 8:00 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyFace the Music: Mel discovers that Joe used to be a member of a boy band in his youth, so she buys Dani a piano to foster her dreams of a musical career. (S5 Ep8/22) [AD,S]Tue, Nov 21, 8:30 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyThanks But No Thanks: Mel and Joe write thank you cards to everyone who sent them wedding gifts, and pretend to be delighted with a huge, ugly coffee maker. (S5 Ep7/22) [AD,S]Tue, Nov 21, 8:00 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyLet's Get It Started: Joe wants Mel to stop using birth control so they can start a family, but she's unsure about whether she's ready for the responsibility. (S5 Ep5/22) [AD,S]Mon, Nov 20, 8:30 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyThe Day After: When Dani wants to go on a date with a boy from school, Joe tells her that she's not allowed, so she tricks Mel into taking her along instead. (S5 Ep4/22) [AD,S]Mon, Nov 20, 8:00 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyThe Honeymooners: Mel is disappointed when her honeymoon to Tahiti is cancelled because she has broken her leg, so Joe surprises her with a romantic getaway. (S5 Ep3/22) [AD,S]Fri, Nov 17, 8:30 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyA Melanie & Josiah Christmas: Competition grows between Mel and Joe over whose treasured ornament should take the prestigious top spot on the Christmas tree. (S5 Ep2/22) [AD,S]Thu, Nov 16, 8:30 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyWitch Came First: Mel gets a strange visit from her doctor, who calls at the house at Halloween to convince her that she was once a powerful teenage witch. (S5 Ep1/22) [AD,S]Wed, Nov 15, 8:30 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyAt Last: Still reeling from the unexpected news at the wedding, Joe issues an impulsive invitation without consulting Mel first, putting their new life together in jeopardy. (S4 Ep21/21) [AD,S]Wed, Nov 15, 8:00 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyMaybe I'm Amazed: After Mel drops a bombshell on Joe during their wedding ceremony, he is forced to make a decision in a hurry that could affect their marriage. (S4 Ep20/21) [AD,S]Tue, Nov 14, 8:30 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyRight Time, Right Place: When Mel's friend Carrie calls off her wedding, Mel wonders if she should keep the flowers, catering and venue for her and Joe to use instead. (S4 Ep16/21) [AD,S]Fri, Nov 10, 8:30 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyMore Than Roommates: Joe inherits an ugly chair from his grandma and is pleased to be able to bring a piece of his life into Mel's home at last, but Mel doesn't agree. (S4 Ep14/21) [AD,S]Thu, Nov 9, 8:30 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyBorn to Run: Mel's father comes to town to help Mel announce her candidacy for the State Senate. Ryder tries to find a winning idea for his Entrepreneur's Club project. (S4 Ep13/21) [AD,S]Thu, Nov 9, 8:00 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyCatch & Release: Against Mel's wishes, Joe agrees to act as wingman to his recently divorced friend Charlie when they go out to a bar. Zander gets two new roommates. (S4 Ep12/21) [AD,S]Wed, Nov 8, 8:30 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyI'll Cut You: Mel takes Joe's side when he's involved in a hit-and-run accident, until she discovers the other driver is her hairdresser. Ryder tries to win Stella back. (S4 Ep11/21) [AD,S]Tue, Nov 7, 8:30 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyMy Roof, My Rules: When Mel and Joe discover that Lennox is dating Emerson, her teaching assistant, Joe asks Mel to put her foot down and forbid the relationship. (S4 Ep9/21) [AD,S]Mon, Nov 6, 8:30 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyTo Tell the Truth: Mel and Joe's friendship with married couple Nate and Gillian is put in jeopardy when Mel reveals a secret that Nate has told Joe in confidence. (S4 Ep8/21) [AD,S]Mon, Nov 6, 8:00 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyHouse Broken: Mel wants to get a dog for the household, but Joe is not in favour of the idea and argues that he will be the one who gets stuck with taking care of it. (S4 Ep6/21) [AD,S]Fri, Nov 3, 8:30 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyPlus One: When Mel takes Joe to a social event connected with her work, he reveals too much about both their opinions to the press and gains her some bad publicity. (S4 Ep5/21) [AD,S]Fri, Nov 3, 8:00 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyFeel the Burn: After winning a 10-course dining experience in a raffle, Mel decides to join an exercise boot camp to lose weight before gorging on the gourmet meal. (S4 Ep4/21) [AD,S]Thu, Nov 2, 8:30 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyWhat Happens in Jersey (Part 2/2): Joe and Mel are left confused when his grandmother Sofia resorts to trickery to make her grandson and his 'wife' repair their marriage. (S3 Ep15/16) [AD,S]Tue, Oct 31, 8:30 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyWhat Happens in Jersey (Part 1/2): Mel must take a trip to New Jersey and pose as Joe's ex-wife at a party for his dying grandmother, who doesn't realise he's divorced. (S3 Ep14/16) [AD,S]Mon, Oct 30, 8:30 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyTeach Your Children: Joe works out an alternative payment plan when he begins dating Candice, the mother of one of the students he is tutoring to earn extra money. (S3 Ep13/16) [AD,S]Mon, Oct 30, 8:00 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyCan't Hardly Wait: When Joe embarks on an exciting new relationship, Mel persuades him to consider the virtues of waiting before he goes to bed with his date. (S3 Ep4/16) [AD,S]Mon, Oct 23, 8:30 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyInside Job: When Joe gets a new job at City Hall he soon finds himself caught up in another potential financial scandal, which could put Mel's career at risk. (S3 Ep3/16) [AD,S]Mon, Oct 23, 8:00 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyToxic Parents: Mel dates a divorced guy whose ex-wife happens to be going out with Joe, but a disagreement soon arises over custody of the former couple's son. (S3 Ep2/16) [AD,S]Fri, Oct 20, 8:30 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyWorks for Me: Joe no longer feels needed as a nanny in the Burke household and starts looking for a new job, much to Mel's alarm. Ryder gets in trouble on a school camping trip. (S3 Ep1/16) [AD,S]Fri, Oct 20, 8:00 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyMel Marries Joe: Joe offers to marry Elena in order to keep her in the USA, but a shocked Mel refuses to take part in the scheme, until circumstances force her to get involved. (S2 Ep15/15) [AD,S]Thu, Oct 19, 8:30 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyFrom Russia with Love: When Joe's Russian girlfriend Elena comes to visit, she soon starts to monopolise him, leaving no time for his domestic duties, which irritates Mel. (S2 Ep14/15) [AD,S]Thu, Oct 19, 8:00 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyWherefore Art Thou Lennox: When Lennox starts an internship at Mel's office, she hits it off with a fellow intern who happens to work for Mel's biggest political rival. (S2 Ep13/15) [AD,S]Wed, Oct 18, 8:30 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyMother of All Problems: When Joe tries to smooth over the troubled relationship between Mel and her mother Monica, he gives Monica some advice that infuriates Mel. (S2 Ep12/15) [AD,S]Wed, Oct 18, 8:00 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyA Pair of Sneakers: Mel's attempts to teach Lennox how to drive don't go very well, but when Joe offers to take over the lessons, Mel refuses to allow it. (S2 Ep11/15) [AD,S]Tue, Oct 17, 8:30 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyPretty Big Liars: When Ryder decides to invest in stocks and shares, he turns to Joe for advice, but Joe thinks that Ryder's choice of investment is a poor one. (S2 Ep10/15) [AD,S]Tue, Oct 17, 8:00 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyEat, Pray, Date: Mel allows her new date Travis to believe she is an amazing chef without mentioning that it was Joe who really made their delicious food. (S2 Ep9/15) [AD,S]Mon, Oct 16, 8:30 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyThe Donor: Mel's friend Jackie decides she wants a baby and settles on Joe as the man most suitable to be the father of her child. Lennox and Haskell buy a rare book. (S2 Ep8/15) [AD,S]Mon, Oct 16, 8:00 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyMixed Doubles: Joe sets Mel up on a blind date with his pal, but in exchange for this favour he asks her to arrange a date for him with her attractive friend Ariel. (S2 Ep7/15) [AD,S]Fri, Oct 13, 8:30 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyBreaking Up Is Hard to Do: Mel wants to break up with her boyfriend Donald, but feels guilty because he's just been fired from his job. Holly confides a secret to Lennox. (S2 Ep6/15) [AD,S]Fri, Oct 13, 8:00 amE430 mins
Melissa & JoeyThe Knockout: When Mel punches a man who picks on Ryder at the cinema, a clip of the event is soon posted online and she becomes known as 'Battling Burke'. (S2 Ep5/15) [AD,S]Thu, Oct 12, 8:30 amE430 mins