Welcome to the Barbershop: When Dave drops by Calvin's long-time barbershop, he's quickly embraced by its owner and patrons, much to Calvin's consternation. (S1 Ep7) [S]
Welcome to Thanksgiving: Dave and Gemma host a memorable Thanksgiving in their new home when Dave's politically incorrect mother, Paula, visits from out of town. (S1 Ep8) [S]
Welcome to the Dinner Guest: When Calvin and Tina learn Marty has a new girlfriend, they insist he invite her over for dinner, with surprising results. (S1 Ep9) [S]
Welcome to the Barbershop: When Dave drops by Calvin's long-time barbershop, he's quickly embraced by its owner and patrons, much to Calvin's consternation. (S1 Ep7) [S]
Welcome to Thanksgiving: Dave and Gemma host a memorable Thanksgiving in their new home when Dave's politically incorrect mother, Paula, visits from out of town. (S1 Ep8) [S]
Welcome to the Dinner Guest: When Calvin and Tina learn Marty has a new girlfriend, they insist he invite her over for dinner, with surprising results. (S1 Ep9) [S]
Welcome to the Stolen Sneakers: When Malcolm is robbed and won't reveal the culprit, Calvin and Dave team up to crack the case of the missing sneakers. (S1 Ep10) [S]
Welcome to the Fundraiser: Tina tries to help Gemma with her first fundraiser as school principal. Dave helps Calvin try to win a silent-auction prize. (S1 Ep11) [S]
Welcome to Fight Night: Calvin reluctantly invites Dave to join his guys' night at home with Malcolm and Marty. Gemma and Tina take a girls' trip to Vegas. (S1 Ep13) [S]
Welcome to the Stolen Sneakers: When Malcolm is robbed and won't reveal the culprit, Calvin and Dave team up to crack the case of the missing sneakers. (S1 Ep10) [S]
Welcome to the Fundraiser: Tina tries to help Gemma with her first fundraiser as school principal. Dave helps Calvin try to win a silent-auction prize. (S1 Ep11) [S]
Welcome to Fight Night: Calvin reluctantly invites Dave to join his guys' night at home with Malcolm and Marty. Gemma and Tina take a girls' trip to Vegas. (S1 Ep13) [S]
Welcome to Grover's Birthday: When Dave and Gemma's elaborate plans for Grover's seventh birthday party go awry, Malcolm and Marty come to the rescue. (S1 Ep12) [S]
Welcome to Grover's Birthday: When Dave and Gemma's elaborate plans for Grover's seventh birthday party go awry, Malcolm and Marty come to the rescue. (S1 Ep12) [S]
Welcome to Grover's Birthday: When Dave and Gemma's elaborate plans for Grover's seventh birthday party go awry, Malcolm and Marty come to the rescue. (S1 Ep12) [S]
Welcome to Grover's Birthday: When Dave and Gemma's elaborate plans for Grover's seventh birthday party go awry, Malcolm and Marty come to the rescue. (S1 Ep12) [S]
Welcome to the Yard Sale: When Calvin holds a yard sale, he regrets selling something to a neighbour, and asks Dave to help him get it back. (S1 Ep14) [S]
Welcome to the Yard Sale: When Calvin holds a yard sale, he regrets selling something to a neighbour, and asks Dave to help him get it back. (S1 Ep14) [S]
Welcome to the Big Payback: When Gemma has her car repaired at Calvin's garage, Tina insists that she doesn't need to pay for it - much to Calvin's consternation. (S1 Ep16) [S]
Welcome to the Big Payback: When Gemma has her car repaired at Calvin's garage, Tina insists that she doesn't need to pay for it - much to Calvin's consternation. (S1 Ep16) [S]
Welcome to the Climb: Gemma decides to fire a teacher but isn't prepared for the aftermath. Calvin gets a surprise when he faces off with his paper boy. (S1 Ep17) [S]
Welcome to the Climb: Gemma decides to fire a teacher but isn't prepared for the aftermath. Calvin gets a surprise when he faces off with his paper boy. (S1 Ep17) [S]
Welcome to Logan #2: When Calvin and Dave's college basketball teams face off, Dave surprises the Butlers with tickets and also invites one of his friends. (S1 Ep18) [S]
Welcome to the Repass: The Butlers host a memorial when a curmudgeonly neighbour passes away. And Calvin learns something unexpected about himself. (S1 Ep20) [S]
Welcome to Logan #2: When Calvin and Dave's college basketball teams face off, Dave surprises the Butlers with tickets and also invites one of his friends. (S1 Ep18) [S]
Welcome to the Repass: The Butlers host a memorial when a curmudgeonly neighbour passes away. And Calvin learns something unexpected about himself. (S1 Ep20) [S]
Welcome to the Spare Key: Dave gives Calvin a spare key in case of an emergency, and is pleasantly surprised when the gesture is reciprocated - or so he thinks. (S1 Ep3) [S]
Welcome to the Repipe: When a water pipe bursts at the Johnsons', Calvin reluctantly agrees to help Dave repair it. Gemma discovers a secret about her neighbour. (S1 Ep2) [S]
Welcome to the Opening Night: Calvin pushes Marty to move the opening day of their new business so that they can get a valuable celebrity endorsement. (S5 Ep22) [S]
Welcome to the Fatherhood: When Dave's estranged dad arrives in town keen to reconnect, his son finally learns the truth about his disappearance 30 years ago. (S5 Ep21) [S]
Welcome to the Other Neighborhood: Calvin and Marty are surprised when their new business sparks protests from residents who are concerned about gentrification. (S5 Ep20) [S]
Welcome to the Future: Calvin and Marty's new business struggles to find financing. Gemma is annoyed when Dave invites his boss to Grover's 13th birthday party. (S5 Ep18) [S]
Welcome to the Milestone: Calvin struggles to find a birthday gift for Tina. Gemma tries to get some VIP tickets, through a connection to actor Jerry O'Connell. (S5 Ep17) [S]
Welcome to the Jungle: When a mountain lion gets loose in the neighbourhood, the Butlers and Johnsons must shelter together, leading to unexpected revelations. (S5 Ep16) [S]
Welcome to the Next Big Thing: Calvin and Marty consider starting a new business together. Dave sets up a small library stocked with a self-help book he wrote. (S5 Ep15) [S]
Welcome to New Beginnings: When a new local business uses Calvin's likeness without his permission, Dave volunteers to mediate on his friend's behalf. (S5 Ep14) [S]
Welcome to the Bachelor Party: A bombshell about Marty's future leaves Calvin and Tina reeling, and Dave unleashes his wild side at Marty's bachelor party. (S5 Ep12) [S]
Welcome to the Cornhole: Calvin enters a competitive cornhole tournament - even though he's never played the game before. Marty asks Malcolm to be his best man. (S5 Ep11) [S]
Welcome to the Getaway: Calvin and Tina take the honeymoon they never had, in Madrid. Dave, Gemma, Malcolm and Marty team up to surprise Calvin when he returns. (S5 Ep10) [S]
Welcome to Our Time: Calvin weighs the pros and cons of making a major life change. Marty turns to Dave for help dealing with a troubling discovery. (S5 Ep9) [S]
Welcome to What Used to Be the Neighborhood: When Calvin's favourite restaurant is replaced by a flashy pet spa, he starts a shop-local campaign. (S5 Ep8) [S]
Welcome to the Working Week: When Calvin hires Grover to work part-time, he soon realises he's not a good fit. Marty and Necie reconsider their living situation. (S5 Ep7) [S]
Welcome to the Art of Negotiation: When Dave is up for promotion, Calvin tries to help him negotiate a raise from his penny-pinching new boss. (S5 Ep5) [S]
Welcome to the New Deal: When Calvin is overwhelmed by work, Dave volunteers to counsel him, while logging hours that he needs for his therapist certification. (S5 Ep4) [S]
Welcome to the Ballgame: When Malcolm treats Calvin, Dave, Gemma and Grover to VIP tickets to a Dodgers game, the outing isn't quite a home run. (S5 Ep3) [S]
Welcome to the Dream Girls: When Tina reunites with her former girl group after decades apart, old issues are reignited, threatening the trio's big performance. (S4 Ep21) [S]
Welcome to the Feud: When Dave's job requires him to mediate a feud between two wealthy brothers, Calvin tries to help but winds up complicating the process. (S4 Ep18) [S]
Welcome to Bro Money, Bro Problems: Calvin's wealthy and impulsive brother Curtis makes a surprise visit, creating chaos in the Butlers' lives. (S4 Ep17) [S]
Welcome to the Remodel: After months of crashing with Malcolm and Marty, Calvin and Tina finally reveal the impressive results of their major home renovation. (S4 Ep15) [S]
Welcome to the Big Little Leagues: Calvin and Malcolm butt heads on coaching styles as Malcolm's little league team approaches its first game of the season. (S4 Ep14) [S]
Welcome to the Big One: The Butlers and Johnsons are rattled after an earthquake, and Calvin and Tina move in with Malcolm and Marty while their home gets fixed. (S4 Ep12) [S]
Welcome to Jury Duty: Calvin and Dave serve as jurors on the same trial. And Malcolm and Marty get a surprise after they rent out their house for a film shoot. (S4 Ep10) [S]
Welcome to the Family Business: When Tina struggles to balance her job at Calvin's garage with the needs of her baking firm, he faces a tough decision: should he fire his wife? (S4 Ep8) [S]
Welcome to the Ex-Files: Calvin is thrilled when he meets NFL legend Jerome 'The Bus' Bettis - until he discovers that the football player shares a history with Tina. (S4 Ep7) [S]
Welcome to the Art Class: When Tina and Gemma get more than they bargained for in a revealing art class, Calvin gets jealous and takes drastic action. (S3 Ep13) [S]
Welcome to the Haunting: As Halloween draws near, Calvin tries to determine what's behind the sudden strange occurrences at the Butlers' house. (S4 Ep6) [S]
Welcome to Your Match: When Calvin and Tina enlist the services of a professional matchmaker for Marty, they can't help but get too caught up in the process. (S4 Ep5) [S]
Welcome to the Porch Pirate: When Dave and Gemma face a devastating loss, Calvin and Tina offer support and reflect on a period that tested their own family. (S4 Ep4) [S]
Welcome to the Sister from Another Mister: When Gemma hires Alexis to teach at her school, Tina suspects the new teacher may not be quite who she claims to be. (S4 Ep3) [S]
Welcome to the Intervention: When a member of the community's behaviour becomes increasingly erratic, Calvin and Dave step up to help. And Marty has a makeover. (S4 Ep2) [S]
Welcome to the Family: When Dave starts researching his genealogy, he makes a surprising discovery - he and Calvin are more than just neighbours. (S4 Ep1) [S]
Welcome to the Surprise: Calvin receives an unconventional birthday gift involving his dad, so Dave suggests they spend the day celebrating the late patriarch. (S3 Ep18) [S]
Welcome to the Invasion: When Calvin's arch-rivals, the Pink Ladies, move their manicure business into the local barbershop, Dave encourages him to make peace. (S3 Ep17) [S]
Welcome to the Test Run: Gemma wants another baby, but Dave's worried that she's forgotten how difficult a new-born is, so he gets a robotic doll to remind her. (S3 Ep16) [S]
Welcome to the Challenge: When Victor Alvarez, the owner of auto-repair chain Motor Boys, tries to steal Calvin's customers, the Butlers and Johnsons join forces. (S3 Ep15) [S]
Welcome to the Hero: Dave earns Calvin's respect when he thwarts a robbery at the barbershop, until the recognition goes to his head and he starts exaggerating. (S3 Ep14) [S]