Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half MenLast Chance to See Those Tattoos: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Charlie is surprised to learn why a woman rejected his overtures. [S]Tue, May 6, 1:20 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenA Lungful of Alan: American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted by his brother and young nephew. Alan is jealous when an old classmate seems to be interested in Charlie. [S] S2 Ep12Tue, May 6, 1:45 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenZejdz z Moich Wlosow aka Get Off My Hair: American sitcom. When an earthquake damages Judith's home, Alan lets her move into the beach house temporarily to Charlie's displeasure. [S]Tue, May 6, 11:55 pmITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenThose Big Pink Things with Coconut: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. The brothers throw out their mother after she criticises the way that Alan is raising Jake. [S] S2 Ep14Wed, May 7, 12:25 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenLast Chance to See Those Tattoos: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Charlie is surprised to learn why a woman rejected his overtures. [S]Thu, May 8, 11:45 pmITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenA Lungful of Alan: American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted by his brother and young nephew. Alan is jealous when an old classmate seems to be interested in Charlie. [S] S2 Ep12Fri, May 9, 12:10 amITV430 mins

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Two and a Half MenSome Kind of Lesbian Zombie: Lyndsey gets jealous when Alan and Walden meet two ladies at a bar and plan to take things further with them after a great night. [S] S11 Ep7Thu, Nov 12, 8:30 pmITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenJustice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants: Walden and Alan meet Wonder Woman herself, Lynda Carter, at a charity fundraiser. He tries to set her up with Alan. [S] S11 Ep6Thu, Nov 12, 8:00 pmITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenAlan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003: Alan suggests he and Lyndsey get back together but is disappointed by her response. Walden convinces Jenny to return to her acting classes. [S] S11 Ep5Thu, Nov 12, 2:40 amITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenClank, Clank, Drunken Skank: Alan and Lyndsey's affair is in danger of being rumbled when they see an old friend. Jenny invites Walden out to party with her friends. [S] S11 Ep4Thu, Nov 12, 2:15 amITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenAlan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003: Alan suggests he and Lyndsey get back together but is disappointed by her response. Walden convinces Jenny to return to her acting classes. [S] S11 Ep5Wed, Nov 11, 8:30 pmITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenClank, Clank, Drunken Skank: Alan and Lyndsey's affair is in danger of being rumbled when they see an old friend. Jenny invites Walden out to party with her friends. [S] S11 Ep4Wed, Nov 11, 8:00 pmITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThis Unblessed Biscuit: The guys suggest to Berta that she retires after an injury. However, searching for her replacement isn't going to be easy. [S] S11 Ep3Wed, Nov 11, 2:10 amITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenI Think I Banged Lucille Ball: Walden wants Jenny to leave, but is shocked when she actually goes through with it. Lyndsey shows up, wanting to 'talk' to Alan. [S] S11 Ep2Wed, Nov 11, 1:40 amITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThis Unblessed Biscuit: The guys suggest to Berta that she retires after an injury. However, searching for her replacement isn't going to be easy. [S] S11 Ep3Tue, Nov 10, 8:30 pmITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenI Think I Banged Lucille Ball: Walden wants Jenny to leave, but is shocked when she actually goes through with it. Lyndsey shows up, wanting to 'talk' to Alan. [S] S11 Ep2Tue, Nov 10, 8:00 pmITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenA Possum on Chemo: US comedy series. Zoey criticises Walden for letting his hair grow long and not shaving. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey give their relationship another go. [S] S9 Ep14Tue, Aug 18, 1:45 amITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenSlowly and in a Circular Fashion: US comedy series. When Walden's ex-wife and his mother try to take control of his company, Walden enlists Alan as an ally in the boardroom battle. [S] S9 Ep13Tue, Aug 18, 1:20 amITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenA Possum on Chemo: US comedy series. Zoey criticises Walden for letting his hair grow long and not shaving. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey give their relationship another go. [S] S9 Ep14Mon, Aug 17, 8:30 pmITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenSlowly and in a Circular Fashion: US comedy series. When Walden's ex-wife and his mother try to take control of his company, Walden enlists Alan as an ally in the boardroom battle. [S] S9 Ep13Mon, Aug 17, 8:00 pmITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenOne False Move, Zimbabwe!: US comedy series. When Walden's mother visits, Alan finds himself developing a crush on her. Meanwhile, a secret from Walden's past is revealed. [S] S9 Ep12Sat, Aug 15, 2:40 amITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenA Lovely Landing Strip: US comedy series. Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest Zoey when Bridget reappears in his life. [S] S9 Ep11Sat, Aug 15, 2:10 amITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenOne False Move, Zimbabwe!: US comedy series. When Walden's mother visits, Alan finds himself developing a crush on her. Meanwhile, a secret from Walden's past is revealed. [S] S9 Ep12Fri, Aug 14, 8:30 pmITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenA Lovely Landing Strip: US comedy series. Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest Zoey when Bridget reappears in his life. [S] S9 Ep11Fri, Aug 14, 8:00 pmITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenFrodo's Headshots: US comedy series. Alan has to undergo a series of mental health tests after being released from hospital. [S] S9 Ep9Fri, Aug 14, 1:30 amITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenA Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes: US comedy series. Walden is taken aback when he meets an attractive British woman who wants to date him. [S] S9 Ep10Thu, Aug 13, 8:30 pmITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenFrodo's Headshots: US comedy series. Alan has to undergo a series of mental health tests after being released from hospital. [S] S9 Ep9Thu, Aug 13, 8:00 pmITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThank You For The Intercourse: Alan becomes overly emotional when Walden begins redecorating the beach house and is pushed over the edge... [S] S9 Ep8Thu, Aug 13, 1:50 amITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenThose Fancy Japanese Toilets: Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor...but his tutor has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over a journal that his brother willed to him. [S] S9 Ep7Thu, Aug 13, 1:25 amITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Squat and the Hover: Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget - who has found a new beau in Alex - but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her. [S] S9 Ep6Fri, Jun 19, 8:30 pmITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenA Giant Cat Holding A Churro: As Alan struggles to come to terms with Lyndsey's risque movie past, Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party at the house. [S] S9 Ep5Fri, Jun 19, 8:00 pmITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenNine Magic Fingers: Trying to rebound from his recent separation, Walden goes looking for Mrs Right. Meanwhile, Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with his girlfriend Lyndsey. [S] S9 Ep4Fri, Jun 19, 1:45 amITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenBig Girls Don't Throw Food: US comedy series. Walden seeks Alan's advice on how to win Bridget back, and Jake considers his future when he learns the billionaire is a dropout. [S] S9 Ep3Fri, Jun 19, 1:20 amITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenNine Magic Fingers: Trying to rebound from his recent separation, Walden goes looking for Mrs Right. Meanwhile, Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with his girlfriend Lyndsey. [S] S9 Ep4Thu, Jun 18, 8:30 pmITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenBig Girls Don't Throw Food: US comedy series. Walden seeks Alan's advice on how to win Bridget back, and Jake considers his future when he learns the billionaire is a dropout. [S] S9 Ep3Thu, Jun 18, 8:00 pmITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenNice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt: Alan struggles to keep up with mortgage payments after Charlie's death...until he comes across billionaire Walden Schmidt. [S] S9 Ep1Thu, Jun 18, 2:15 amITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenPeople Who Love Peepholes: Regretting his decision to move in with his mother, Alan jumps at the chance to spend some time with Walden and they try to help Walden woo his wife back. [S] S9 Ep2Wed, Jun 17, 8:30 pmITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenNice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt: Alan struggles to keep up with mortgage payments after Charlie's death...until he comes across billionaire Walden Schmidt. [S] S9 Ep1Wed, Jun 17, 8:00 pmITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenOf Course He's Dead - Part 2: Charlie Harper is alive - or is he? Find out in the series finale as surprise guest stars appear in the conclusion of the comedy's final season. [S] S12 Ep16Wed, Jun 17, 1:55 amITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenOf Course He's Dead - Part 1: Charlie Harper is alive - or is he? Find out in the series finale as surprise guest stars appear in the conclusion of the comedy's final season. [S] S12 Ep15Wed, Jun 17, 1:30 amITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenOf Course He's Dead - Part 2: Charlie Harper is alive - or is he? Find out in the series finale as surprise guest stars appear in the conclusion of the comedy's final season. [S] S12 Ep16Tue, Jun 16, 8:30 pmITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenOf Course He's Dead - Part 1: Charlie Harper is alive - or is he? Find out in the series finale as surprise guest stars appear in the conclusion of the comedy's final season. [S] S12 Ep15Tue, Jun 16, 8:00 pmITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenDon't Give A Monkey A Gun: US comedy series. Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice after they sign their divorce papers, only for Alan to choose something selfish and impractical. [S] S12 Ep14Sat, Jun 13, 2:50 amITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenBoompa Loved His H*****s: Walden fears that breaking up with Ms McMartin will jeopardise his adoption of Louis. Meanwhile, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her. [S] S12 Ep13Sat, Jun 13, 2:25 amITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenDon't Give A Monkey A Gun: US comedy series. Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice after they sign their divorce papers, only for Alan to choose something selfish and impractical. [S] S12 Ep14Fri, Jun 12, 8:30 pmITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenBoompa Loved His H*****s: Walden fears that breaking up with Ms McMartin will jeopardise his adoption of Louis. Meanwhile, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her. [S] S12 Ep13Fri, Jun 12, 8:00 pmITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenA Beer-Battered Rip-Off: US comedy series. When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries that it might affect Louis's adoption. [S] S12 Ep12Fri, Jun 12, 12:50 amITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenFor Whom The Booty Calls: US comedy series. Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan. [S] S12 Ep11Fri, Jun 12, 12:25 amITV225 mins
Two and a Half MenA Beer-Battered Rip-Off: US comedy series. When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries that it might affect Louis's adoption. [S] S12 Ep12Thu, Jun 11, 8:30 pmITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenFor Whom The Booty Calls: US comedy series. Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan. [S] S12 Ep11Thu, Jun 11, 8:00 pmITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenHere I Come, Pants!: US comedy series. Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after a social worker discovers that he and Walden are not really a gay couple. [S] S12 Ep10Thu, Jun 11, 1:25 amITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenBouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey: US comedy series. Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women with his foster son Louis in the house. [S] S12 Ep9Thu, Jun 11, 12:55 amITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenHere I Come, Pants!: US comedy series. Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after a social worker discovers that he and Walden are not really a gay couple. [S] S12 Ep10Wed, Jun 10, 8:30 pmITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenBouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey: US comedy series. Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women with his foster son Louis in the house. [S] S12 Ep9Wed, Jun 10, 8:00 pmITV230 mins
Two and a Half MenWed, Jun 10, 12:50 amITV235 mins
Two and a Half MenSex with an Animated Ed Asner: US comedy series. Alan and Walden befriend three mums at a kids' gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. [S] S12 Ep7Wed, Jun 10, 12:25 amITV225 mins