Never the Twain

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Never the TwainGoing Going Gone: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver find themselves at loggerheads over a relaxing weekend break. [S] S5 Ep2Tue, Feb 3, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainThicker Than Water: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon reveals a secret surrounding his birth to Oliver - and learns of an even stranger mystery in return. [S] S5 Ep3Wed, Feb 4, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainKung Who: Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. Oliver accepts Simon's challenge to take up judo - and soon regrets his decision. [S] S5 Ep4Thu, Feb 5, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainReading Between The Lines: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. An estate agent with unseemly plans for Simon and Oliver's neighbourhood is brought to book by a lovelorn Ringo. [S] S5 Ep5Fri, Feb 6, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainDefinitely Not Cricket: Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver are invited to play cricket for a local team but learn that their teammates are quite mature. [S] S5 Ep6Mon, Feb 9, 6:00 amITV330 mins

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Never the TwainCome Fly With Me: Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver buy cheap air tickets to visit the children in Canada but get one flight more than they counted on. [S] S4 Ep6Fri, Jan 30, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainNo Flame Like An Old Flame: Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. Simon's love life hots up when an old flame reappears on the scene. [S] S4 Ep4Thu, Jan 29, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainWords and Music: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. When Oliver's vet wants him to sing at her upcoming charity event, Simon plans to give a dramatic recitation in response. [S] S4 Ep3Wed, Jan 28, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainThe Royal Connection: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. As Simon delves into genealogy, Oliver prepares to add a special patron to his customers - HRH The Prince of Wales. [S] S4 Ep2Tue, Jan 27, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainA Home of Your Own: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. With their children having moved to Canada, Simon and Oliver return to a bachelor existence. [S] S4 Ep1Mon, Jan 26, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainNot on the Same Wavelength: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver forge an uneasy pact when they learn that Lyn is expecting and are interviewed on the radio. [S] S3 Ep6Fri, Jan 23, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainThe Welsh Connection: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver join forces to resist their children's attempts to put them on a diet and exercise plan. [S] S3 Ep5Thu, Jan 22, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainThe End of the Line: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. When David and Lyn say they don't want children, Oliver and Simon resort to drastic action in a bid for a grandchild. [S] S3 Ep4Wed, Jan 21, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainA Nose for Quality: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon takes steps to protect his interests when members of the landed gentry visit both his shop and Oliver's. [S] S3 Ep3Tue, Jan 20, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainIf You Knew Susan: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon worries about Oliver's intentions when he starts to take an interest in Simon's younger sister Susan. [S] S2 Ep5Fri, Jan 16, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainBlood Brothers: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Oliver saves Simon's life and thinks nothing of taking advantage of Simon's subsequent generosity. [S] S2 Ep4Thu, Jan 15, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainWho's Been Sleeping in My Bed?: Comedy series about feuding antique dealers. After weeks of harmony, Simon and Oliver fall out over a problem with the marital bed. [S] S2 Ep1Mon, Jan 12, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainFather of the Groom: Comedy series about feuding antique dealers. As their offspring's wedding day approaches, Oliver and Simon try to mend fences with a fateful game of cards... [S] S1 Ep6Fri, Jan 9, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainNothing But The Truth: Comedy series about feuding antique dealers. Lyn and David vow that they will never lie to each other, but their fathers are overjoyed when the vow backfires. [S] S1 Ep5Thu, Jan 8, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainA Matched Pair: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon is in seventh heaven when he learns that Oliver's antique shop has been burgled, but he has to eat humble pie. [S] S1 Ep4Wed, Jan 7, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainA Night at the Opera: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. The offer of a weekend in Edinburgh with Veronica causes Simon and Oliver to rekindle their passion for opera. [S] S1 Ep3Tue, Jan 6, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainOf Meissen Men: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver pretend to be private collectors to woo widow Veronica Barton for her late husband's Meissen collection. [S] S1 Ep2Mon, Jan 5, 6:30 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainFamilies at War: The first episode of the classic British comedy. A pair of feuding fathers and antiques dealers find out that a family problem draws them together. [S] S1 Ep1Mon, Jan 5, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainThe First of the Queue: The very last episode of the classic British sitcom. When Oliver tells Simon about a bargain in the sales, the pair go to extraordinary lengths to scoop it. [S] S11 Ep6Fri, Jan 2, 6:30 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainTwo Fools and Their Money: Classic British sitcom. The antiques business suffers when a recession hits, and Simon and Oliver both feel the pinch when a new bank manager takes over. [S] S11 Ep5Fri, Jan 2, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainThere Goes the Bride: Classic British sitcom. When Aunt Eleanor announces her engagement after a whirlwind romance, Simon faces the prospect of having a brand-new uncle. [S] S11 Ep4Thu, Jan 1, 6:30 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainBorn Again: Classic British sitcom. A soul-searching Simon gets on his soapbox when he thinks that he has discovered the meaning of life after listening to a preacher in the park. [S] S11 Ep3Thu, Jan 1, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainThe Best Laid Plans: Classic British sitcom. Simon decides that a celebration is in order when he and Oliver reach their tenth anniversary as neighbours. [S] S11 Ep2Thu, Jan 1, 4:00 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainViva Espana: Classic British sitcom. When Ringo wins a holiday in Spain, Simon and Oliver are soon vying to accompany him. [S] S11 Ep1Thu, Jan 1, 3:35 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainThe Best Laid Plans: Classic British sitcom. Simon decides that a celebration is in order when he and Oliver reach their tenth anniversary as neighbours. [S] S11 Ep2Wed, Dec 31, 6:35 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainViva Espana: Classic British sitcom. When Ringo wins a holiday in Spain, Simon and Oliver are soon vying to accompany him. [S] S11 Ep1Wed, Dec 31, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainA Car by Any Other Name: Classic British sitcom. The vicar wants to sell his car and gets Simon to help, but confusion soon reigns when Oliver tries to sell his car at the same time. [S] S10 Ep6Wed, Dec 31, 4:30 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainThere But the Grace of God: Classic British sitcom. Oliver has a clumsy new assistant in his antique shop, and Simon is unhappy when Aunt Eleanor offers his bed to an old friend. [S] S10 Ep5Wed, Dec 31, 4:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainA Car by Any Other Name: Classic British sitcom. The vicar wants to sell his car and gets Simon to help, but confusion soon reigns when Oliver tries to sell his car at the same time. [S] S10 Ep6Tue, Dec 30, 6:35 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainThere But the Grace of God: Classic British sitcom. Oliver has a clumsy new assistant in his antique shop, and Simon is unhappy when Aunt Eleanor offers his bed to an old friend. [S] S10 Ep5Tue, Dec 30, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainHappy Holiday: Classic British sitcom. Simon and Oliver look forward to a weekend in the country in Ringo's mother's cottage, but it turns out to be one they'd rather forget... [S] S10 Ep4Tue, Dec 30, 4:25 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainWho Wants to Be a Millionaire?: Classic British sitcom. When Oliver and Simon do the football pools, Simon's dream of winning turns into a nightmare when his numbers come up. [S] S10 Ep3Tue, Dec 30, 3:55 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainHappy Holiday: Classic British sitcom. Simon and Oliver look forward to a weekend in the country in Ringo's mother's cottage, but it turns out to be one they'd rather forget... [S] S10 Ep4Mon, Dec 29, 6:35 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainWho Wants to Be a Millionaire?: Classic British sitcom. When Oliver and Simon do the football pools, Simon's dream of winning turns into a nightmare when his numbers come up. [S] S10 Ep3Mon, Dec 29, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainS.W.A.L.K.: Classic British sitcom. Simon has a female pen pal who he is looking forward to meeting and possibly proposing to, but the reality of the situation is rather different... [S] S10 Ep2Mon, Dec 29, 4:00 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainX Marks the Spot: Classic British sitcom. Oliver and Simon both decide to stand for election to the local council. [S] S10 Ep1Mon, Dec 29, 3:35 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainS.W.A.L.K.: Classic British sitcom. Simon has a female pen pal who he is looking forward to meeting and possibly proposing to, but the reality of the situation is rather different... [S] S10 Ep2Sun, Dec 28, 6:35 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainX Marks the Spot: Classic British sitcom. Oliver and Simon both decide to stand for election to the local council. [S] S10 Ep1Sun, Dec 28, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainThe Welsh Connection: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver join forces to resist their children's attempts to put them on a diet and exercise plan. [S] S3 Ep5Tue, Dec 23, 6:35 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainThe End of the Line: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. When David and Lyn say they don't want children, Oliver and Simon resort to drastic action in a bid for a grandchild. [S] S3 Ep4Tue, Dec 23, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainA Nose for Quality: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon takes steps to protect his interests when members of the landed gentry visit both his shop and Oliver's. [S] S3 Ep3Mon, Dec 22, 6:35 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainCome Fly With Me: Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver buy cheap air tickets to visit the children in Canada but get one flight more than they counted on. [S] S4 Ep6Mon, Dec 22, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainLoves' Neighbours' Lost: Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. Could Simon and Oliver be overlooking a third prospect in the rivalry for Caroline's hand and her affections? [S] S4 Ep5Sun, Dec 21, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainNo Flame Like An Old Flame: Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. Simon's love life hots up when an old flame reappears on the scene. [S] S4 Ep4Fri, Dec 19, 6:30 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainWords and Music: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. When Oliver's vet wants him to sing at her upcoming charity event, Simon plans to give a dramatic recitation in response. [S] S4 Ep3Fri, Dec 19, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainThe Royal Connection: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. As Simon delves into genealogy, Oliver prepares to add a special patron to his customers - HRH The Prince of Wales. [S] S4 Ep2Thu, Dec 18, 6:30 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainA Home of Your Own: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. With their children having moved to Canada, Simon and Oliver return to a bachelor existence. [S] S4 Ep1Thu, Dec 18, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainNot on the Same Wavelength: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver forge an uneasy pact when they learn that Lyn is expecting and are interviewed on the radio. [S] S3 Ep6Wed, Dec 17, 6:35 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainThe Welsh Connection: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver join forces to resist their children's attempts to put them on a diet and exercise plan. [S] S3 Ep5Wed, Dec 17, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainThe End of the Line: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. When David and Lyn say they don't want children, Oliver and Simon resort to drastic action in a bid for a grandchild. [S] S3 Ep4Tue, Dec 16, 6:35 amITV330 mins