Never the Twain

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Never the TwainGoing Going Gone: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver find themselves at loggerheads over a relaxing weekend break. [S] S5 Ep2Wed, Apr 1, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainThicker Than Water: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon reveals a secret surrounding his birth to Oliver - and learns of an even stranger mystery in return. [S] S5 Ep3Thu, Apr 2, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainKung Who: Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. Oliver accepts Simon's challenge to take up judo - and soon regrets his decision. [S] S5 Ep4Fri, Apr 3, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainReading Between The Lines: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. An estate agent with unseemly plans for Simon and Oliver's neighbourhood is brought to book by a lovelorn Ringo. [S] S5 Ep5Mon, Apr 6, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainDefinitely Not Cricket: Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver are invited to play cricket for a local team but learn that their teammates are quite mature. [S] S5 Ep6Tue, Apr 7, 6:00 amITV330 mins

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Never the TwainIn Whom We Tryst: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver look in danger of losing more than their hearts when they both take a fancy to a comely shop assistant. [S] S5 Ep1Tue, Mar 31, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainThe First of the Queue: The very last episode of the classic British sitcom. When Oliver tells Simon about a bargain in the sales, the pair go to extraordinary lengths to scoop it. [S] S11 Ep6Mon, Mar 30, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainTwo Fools and Their Money: Classic British sitcom. The antiques business suffers when a recession hits, and Simon and Oliver both feel the pinch when a new bank manager takes over. [S] S11 Ep5Fri, Mar 27, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainThere Goes the Bride: Classic British sitcom. When Aunt Eleanor announces her engagement after a whirlwind romance, Simon faces the prospect of having a brand-new uncle. [S] S11 Ep4Thu, Mar 26, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainBorn Again: Classic British sitcom. A soul-searching Simon gets on his soapbox when he thinks that he has discovered the meaning of life after listening to a preacher in the park. [S] S11 Ep3Wed, Mar 25, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainThe Best Laid Plans: Classic British sitcom. Simon decides that a celebration is in order when he and Oliver reach their tenth anniversary as neighbours. [S] S11 Ep2Tue, Mar 24, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainViva Espana: Classic British sitcom. When Ringo wins a holiday in Spain, Simon and Oliver are soon vying to accompany him. [S] S11 Ep1Mon, Mar 23, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainA Car by Any Other Name: Classic British sitcom. The vicar wants to sell his car and gets Simon to help, but confusion soon reigns when Oliver tries to sell his car at the same time. [S] S10 Ep6Fri, Mar 20, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainThere But for the Grace of God: Classic British sitcom. Oliver has a clumsy new assistant in his antique shop, and Simon is unhappy when Aunt Eleanor offers his bed to an old friend. [S] S10 Ep5Thu, Mar 19, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainHappy Holiday: Classic British sitcom. Simon and Oliver look forward to a weekend in the country in Ringo's mother's cottage, but it turns out to be one they'd rather forget... [S] S10 Ep4Wed, Mar 18, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainWho Wants to Be a Millionaire?: Classic British sitcom. When Oliver and Simon do the football pools, Simon's dream of winning turns into a nightmare when his numbers come up. [S] S10 Ep3Tue, Mar 17, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainS.W.A.L.K.: Classic British sitcom. Simon has a female pen pal who he is looking forward to meeting and possibly proposing to, but the reality of the situation is rather different... [S] S10 Ep2Mon, Mar 16, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainX Marks the Spot: Classic British sitcom. Oliver and Simon both decide to stand for election to the local council. [S] S10 Ep1Fri, Mar 13, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainBonjour Paris: Classic British sitcom. Oliver and Simon are off to Paris, but they are soon in trouble with a local restaurant, the gendarmerie, and an embassy official. [S] S9 Ep6Thu, Mar 12, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainNeighbours: Classic British sitcom. Simon decides to make peace with Oliver, but his rival doesn't look ready to co-operate until a new resident causes a sleepless night for both. [S] S9 Ep5Wed, Mar 11, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainAspects of Love: Classic British sitcom. When Simon arouses Oliver's suspicions and Oliver is the subject of a rumour in turn, both of these events lead to gossip in the village. [S] S9 Ep4Tue, Mar 10, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainA New Lease of Life: Classic British sitcom. Simon begins to feel as though his life is passing far too quickly for his own good, so he decides to make a big change to his life. [S] S9 Ep3Mon, Mar 9, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainA Point of Honour: Classic British sitcom. Simon seeks an assistant, but he runs into trouble after interviewing an applicant and finds that discretion is the better part of valour. [S] S9 Ep2Fri, Mar 6, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainJust the Ticket: Classic British sitcom. Oliver is thrilled to get hold of a pair of tickets to a rugby match at Twickenham, but Simon is determined to ruin the day. [S] S9 Ep1Thu, Mar 5, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainMoving On: Classic British sitcom. Simon and Oliver are worried about their own situation and not seeing their grandson when David and Lyn drop hints about moving. [S] S8 Ep5Tue, Mar 3, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainNever Say Die: Classic British sitcom. Confusion arises when Simon has to go into hospital. [S] S8 Ep4Mon, Mar 2, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainWhose Baby?: Classic British sitcom. A nervous David prepares to break some bad news about the christening to Simon but ends up upsetting Oliver in the process as well. [S] S8 Ep3Fri, Feb 27, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainNursery Times: Classic British sitcom. When David and Lynn start looking for a home of their own, Simon deploys some emotional blackmail after Oliver wants them to stay with him. [S] S8 Ep2Thu, Feb 26, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainGrandfathers-in-Law: Classic British sitcom. When Lyn, David, and their baby Martin return from Canada, the arrival of their grandson seems to drive Simon and Oliver apart again. [S] S8 Ep1Wed, Feb 25, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainFasten Your Seatbelt: Classic British sitcom. Simon and Oliver decide to fly to Canada to see their grandson. [S] S7 Ep6Tue, Feb 24, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainBorn to Blush Unseen: Classic British sitcom. Oliver has something to show from his gardening efforts when he crosses an aster with a dahlia and produces a rare bloom. [S] S7 Ep5Mon, Feb 23, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainThe Second Time Around: Classic British sitcom. The departure of Banks leaves a void in the lives of Simon and Mrs Sadler, but could Mrs Sadler still have a chance of happiness? [S] S7 Ep4Fri, Feb 20, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainBetrothed, Bothered and Bewildered: Classic British sitcom. Simon and Oliver can't understand why their views on marriage don't meet with approval, and Banks proposes to Mrs Sadler. [S] S7 Ep3Thu, Feb 19, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainAffairs of the Heart: Classic British sitcom. Oliver is delighted when Simon's ex-wife Stephanie takes him under her wing, but her ex-husband is terrified that she intends to stay. [S] S6 Ep6Tue, Feb 17, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainThe Battle of Deveraux Dale: Classic British sitcom. Lady Deveraux asks Simon and Oliver to take part in a historical re-enactment of a Civil War battle at the village fete. [S] S6 Ep5Mon, Feb 16, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainA Night to Remember: Classic British sitcom. Burglars in the neighbourhood lead to an eventful night for Oliver, Simon, Mrs Sadler and Banks when they are held at gunpoint. [S] S6 Ep4Fri, Feb 13, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainLove Is A Many-Splendoured Thing: Classic British sitcom. Simon helps his old pal Oliver when he falls foul of his prospective mother-in-law. [S] S6 Ep3Thu, Feb 12, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainGoing to Pot: Classic British sitcom. Simon and Oliver create mayhem after making a discovery when Ringo invites them to dinner during a bid to impress his evening class teacher. [S] S6 Ep2Wed, Feb 11, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainFeed a Cold: Classic British sitcom. Oliver regrets an act of kindness when he offers to help a poorly Simon recover from a cold. [S] S6 Ep1Tue, Feb 10, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainDefinitely Not Cricket: Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver are invited to play cricket for a local team but learn that their teammates are quite mature. [S] S5 Ep6Mon, Feb 9, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainReading Between The Lines: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. An estate agent with unseemly plans for Simon and Oliver's neighbourhood is brought to book by a lovelorn Ringo. [S] S5 Ep5Fri, Feb 6, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainKung Who: Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. Oliver accepts Simon's challenge to take up judo - and soon regrets his decision. [S] S5 Ep4Thu, Feb 5, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainThicker Than Water: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon reveals a secret surrounding his birth to Oliver - and learns of an even stranger mystery in return. [S] S5 Ep3Wed, Feb 4, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainGoing Going Gone: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver find themselves at loggerheads over a relaxing weekend break. [S] S5 Ep2Tue, Feb 3, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainIn Whom We Tryst: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver look in danger of losing more than their hearts when they both take a fancy to a comely shop assistant. [S] S5 Ep1Mon, Feb 2, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainCome Fly With Me: Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver buy cheap air tickets to visit the children in Canada but get one flight more than they counted on. [S] S4 Ep6Fri, Jan 30, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainNo Flame Like An Old Flame: Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. Simon's love life hots up when an old flame reappears on the scene. [S] S4 Ep4Thu, Jan 29, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainWords and Music: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. When Oliver's vet wants him to sing at her upcoming charity event, Simon plans to give a dramatic recitation in response. [S] S4 Ep3Wed, Jan 28, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainThe Royal Connection: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. As Simon delves into genealogy, Oliver prepares to add a special patron to his customers - HRH The Prince of Wales. [S] S4 Ep2Tue, Jan 27, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainA Home of Your Own: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. With their children having moved to Canada, Simon and Oliver return to a bachelor existence. [S] S4 Ep1Mon, Jan 26, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainNot on the Same Wavelength: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver forge an uneasy pact when they learn that Lyn is expecting and are interviewed on the radio. [S] S3 Ep6Fri, Jan 23, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainThe Welsh Connection: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver join forces to resist their children's attempts to put them on a diet and exercise plan. [S] S3 Ep5Thu, Jan 22, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainThe End of the Line: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. When David and Lyn say they don't want children, Oliver and Simon resort to drastic action in a bid for a grandchild. [S] S3 Ep4Wed, Jan 21, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainA Nose for Quality: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon takes steps to protect his interests when members of the landed gentry visit both his shop and Oliver's. [S] S3 Ep3Tue, Jan 20, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainIf You Knew Susan: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon worries about Oliver's intentions when he starts to take an interest in Simon's younger sister Susan. [S] S2 Ep5Fri, Jan 16, 6:00 amITV330 mins