Never the Twain

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Never the TwainWhen Simon's unpretentious younger sister Susan (Prunella Scales) comes to stay, Simon is perturbed that she likes Oliver and starts going out with him. S2 E5: If You Knew SusanSun, May 4, 10:30 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainWhen Simon's unpretentious younger sister Susan (Prunella Scales) comes to stay, Simon is perturbed that she likes Oliver and starts going out with him. S2 E5: If You Knew SusanSun, May 4, 10:40 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainWhen David and Lyn inform their fathers that they have no intention of having children, Oliver and Simon resort to drastic action in a bid for a grandchild. S3 E4: The End of the LineMon, May 5, 2:00 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainWhen David and Lyn inform their fathers that they have no intention of having children, Oliver and Simon resort to drastic action in a bid for a grandchild. S3 E4: The End of the LineMon, May 5, 2:30 amThat's TV 235 mins
Never the TwainWhen David and Lyn inform their fathers that they have no intention of having children, Oliver and Simon resort to drastic action in a bid for a grandchild. S3 E4: The End of the LineMon, May 5, 2:40 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainOliver suggests that he and Simon should stop feuding and go into partnership, but does he have an ulterior motive? S2 E6: The More We Are TogetherMon, May 5, 10:30 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainOliver suggests that he and Simon should stop feuding and go into partnership, but does he have an ulterior motive? S2 E6: The More We Are TogetherMon, May 5, 10:40 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainWhen Lyn and David tell their overweight fathers to go on a diet, the two men join forces to resist and eat the most unhealthy foods in order to relax and enjoy life. S3 E5: The Welsh ConnectionTue, May 6, 2:00 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainWhen Lyn and David tell their overweight fathers to go on a diet, the two men join forces to resist and eat the most unhealthy foods in order to relax and enjoy life. S3 E5: The Welsh ConnectionTue, May 6, 2:25 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainWhen Lyn and David tell their overweight fathers to go on a diet, the two men join forces to resist and eat the most unhealthy foods in order to relax and enjoy life. S3 E5: The Welsh ConnectionTue, May 6, 2:35 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver undertake a spot of stock taking now that they are in partnership again, but greed and deceit are the order of the day. S3 E1: Taking StockTue, May 6, 10:30 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver undertake a spot of stock taking now that they are in partnership again, but greed and deceit are the order of the day. S3 E1: Taking StockTue, May 6, 10:40 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver forge an uneasy pact when they learn that Lyn is expecting, but tensions arise when they agree to be interviewed on a local radio station. S3 E6: Not On The Same WavelengthWed, May 7, 2:00 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver forge an uneasy pact when they learn that Lyn is expecting, but tensions arise when they agree to be interviewed on a local radio station. S3 E6: Not On The Same WavelengthWed, May 7, 2:40 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainSimon is approached by a health food company rep who wants to buy the shop for its premises - and the offer is tempting - while Oliver wrongly believes that Ringo has won the pools. S3 E2: PartnersWed, May 7, 10:30 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainWith Lyn and David now in Vancouver where he is working, Simon and Oliver return to a bachelor existence and Simon tries to rent his empty flat out. S4 E1: A Home of Your OwnThu, May 8, 2:00 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainLady Devereaux calls in on Simon while elderly Mrs Piggit offers Oliver pieces for sale, but Oliver assumes that Piggit is the aristocrat after seeing a Rolls parked outside. S3 E3: A Nose For QualityThu, May 8, 10:35 pmThat's TV 335 mins
Never the TwainOliver sends Prince Charles a gift hoping to secure his patronage, and Simon is tracing his family tree and is led to believe that he is of royal descent. S4 E2: The Royal ConnectionFri, May 9, 2:00 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainWhen David and Lyn inform their fathers that they have no intention of having children, Oliver and Simon resort to drastic action in a bid for a grandchild. S3 E4: The End of the LineFri, May 9, 10:35 pmThat's TV 335 mins
Never the TwainWhen Oliver's vet wants him to sing at her upcoming charity event, Simon plans to give a dramatic recitation in response. S4 E3: Words and MusicSat, May 10, 2:00 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainWhen Lyn and David tell their overweight fathers to go on a diet, the two men join forces to resist and eat the most unhealthy foods in order to relax and enjoy life. S3 E5: The Welsh ConnectionSat, May 10, 10:30 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainWhen Simon gets a visit from his first love Janis Hunter - who is now a very wealthy widow - the promise of money leads him to propose to her. S4 E4: No Flame Like An Old FlameSun, May 11, 2:00 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver forge an uneasy pact when they learn that Lyn is expecting, but tensions arise when they agree to be interviewed on a local radio station. S3 E6: Not On The Same WavelengthSun, May 11, 10:30 pmThat's TV 330 mins

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Never the TwainA Night to Remember: Classic British sitcom. Burglars in the neighbourhood lead to an eventful night for Oliver, Simon, Mrs Sadler and Banks when they are held at gunpoint. [S] S6 Ep4Mon, Apr 7, 1:45 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainA Night to Remember: Classic British sitcom. Burglars in the neighbourhood lead to an eventful night for Oliver, Simon, Mrs Sadler and Banks when they are held at gunpoint. [S] S6 Ep4Sun, Apr 6, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainGoing to Pot: Classic British sitcom. Simon and Oliver create mayhem after making a discovery when Ringo invites them to dinner during a bid to impress his evening class teacher. [S] S6 Ep2Sun, Mar 30, 12:45 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainFeed a Cold: Classic British sitcom. Oliver regrets an act of kindness when he offers to help a poorly Simon recover from a cold. [S] S6 Ep1Mon, Mar 24, 1:45 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainFeed a Cold: Classic British sitcom. Oliver regrets an act of kindness when he offers to help a poorly Simon recover from a cold. [S] S6 Ep1Sun, Mar 23, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainDefinitely Not Cricket: Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver are invited to play cricket for a local team but learn that their teammates are quite mature. [S] S5 Ep6Sun, Mar 23, 1:40 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainReading Between The Lines: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. An estate agent with unseemly plans for Simon and Oliver's neighbourhood is brought to book by a lovelorn Ringo. [S] S5 Ep5Mon, Mar 17, 1:50 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainReading Between The Lines: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. An estate agent with unseemly plans for Simon and Oliver's neighbourhood is brought to book by a lovelorn Ringo. [S] S5 Ep5Sun, Mar 16, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainLoves' Neighbours' Lost: Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. Could Simon and Oliver be overlooking a third prospect in the rivalry for Caroline's hand and her affections? [S] S4 Ep5Sun, Mar 16, 1:50 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainCome Fly With Me: Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver buy cheap air tickets to visit the children in Canada but get one flight more than they counted on. [S] S4 Ep6Thu, Mar 6, 1:15 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainLoves' Neighbours' Lost: Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. Could Simon and Oliver be overlooking a third prospect in the rivalry for Caroline's hand and her affections? [S] S4 Ep5Wed, Mar 5, 1:15 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainNo Flame Like An Old Flame: Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. Simon's love life hots up when an old flame reappears on the scene. [S] S4 Ep4Tue, Mar 4, 1:15 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainWords and Music: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. When Oliver's vet wants him to sing at her upcoming charity event, Simon plans to give a dramatic recitation in response. [S] S4 Ep3Mon, Mar 3, 1:45 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainThe Royal Connection: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. As Simon delves into genealogy, Oliver prepares to add a special patron to his customers - HRH The Prince of Wales. [S] S4 Ep2Sun, Mar 2, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainA Nose for Quality: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon takes steps to protect his interests when members of the landed gentry visit both his shop and Oliver's. [S] S3 Ep3Mon, Feb 17, 2:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainA Nose for Quality: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon takes steps to protect his interests when members of the landed gentry visit both his shop and Oliver's. [S] S3 Ep3Sun, Feb 16, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainPartners: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver's partnership appears to stand in the way of increasing their material wealth, so something must go... [S] S3 Ep2Sun, Feb 9, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainTaking Stock: Comedy series. Simon and Oliver undertake a spot of stock taking now that they are in partnership again, but greed and deceit are the order of the day. [S] S3 Ep1Thu, Jan 2, 6:35 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainThe More We Are Together: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Oliver suggests that he and Simon stop feuding and go into partnership, but does he have an ulterior motive? [S] S2 Ep6Thu, Jan 2, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainIf You Knew Susan: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon worries about Oliver's intentions when he starts to take an interest in Simon's younger sister Susan. [S] S2 Ep5Thu, Jan 2, 1:30 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainBlood Brothers: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Oliver saves Simon's life and thinks nothing of taking advantage of Simon's subsequent generosity. [S] S2 Ep4Thu, Jan 2, 12:55 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainIf You Knew Susan: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon worries about Oliver's intentions when he starts to take an interest in Simon's younger sister Susan. [S] S2 Ep5Wed, Jan 1, 6:35 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainBlood Brothers: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Oliver saves Simon's life and thinks nothing of taking advantage of Simon's subsequent generosity. [S] S2 Ep4Wed, Jan 1, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainA Woman's Place...: Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. Oliver and Simon are called upon to offer some fatherly advice. [S] S2 Ep3Wed, Jan 1, 5:10 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainA Woman's Place...: Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. Oliver and Simon are called upon to offer some fatherly advice. [S] S2 Ep3Tue, Dec 31, 6:35 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainAs Young As You Feel: Comedy series about two rival antique dealers. The feuding fathers find themselves arguing over a woman. [S] S2 Ep2Tue, Dec 31, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainWho's Been Sleeping in My Bed?: Comedy series about feuding antique dealers. After weeks of harmony, Simon and Oliver fall out over a problem with the marital bed. [S] S2 Ep1Mon, Dec 30, 6:35 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainFather of the Groom: Comedy series about feuding antique dealers. As their offspring's wedding day approaches, Oliver and Simon try to mend fences with a fateful game of cards... [S] S1 Ep6Mon, Dec 30, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainNothing But The Truth: Comedy series about feuding antique dealers. Lyn and David vow that they will never lie to each other, but their fathers are overjoyed when the vow backfires. [S] S1 Ep5Fri, Dec 27, 6:35 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainA Matched Pair: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon is in seventh heaven when he learns that Oliver's antique shop has been burgled, but he has to eat humble pie. [S] S1 Ep4Fri, Dec 27, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainA Night at the Opera: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. The offer of a weekend in Edinburgh with Veronica causes Simon and Oliver to rekindle their passion for opera. [S] S1 Ep3Thu, Dec 26, 6:35 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainOf Meissen Men: Comedy series about rival antique dealers. Simon and Oliver pretend to be private collectors to woo widow Veronica Barton for her late husband's Meissen collection. [S] S1 Ep2Thu, Dec 26, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainThere But the Grace of God: Classic British sitcom. Oliver has a clumsy new assistant in his antique shop, and Simon is unhappy when Aunt Eleanor offers his bed to an old friend. [S] S10 Ep5Tue, Dec 26, 5:30 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainHappy Holiday: Classic British sitcom. Simon and Oliver look forward to a weekend in the country in Ringo's mother's cottage, but it turns out to be one they'd rather forget... [S] S10 Ep4Tue, Dec 26, 5:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainWho Wants to Be a Millionaire?: Classic British sitcom. When Oliver and Simon do the football pools, Simon's dream of winning turns into a nightmare when his numbers come up. [S]Sun, Dec 24, 4:40 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainS.W.A.L.K.: Classic British sitcom. Simon has a female pen pal who he is looking forward to meeting and possibly proposing to, but the reality of the situation is rather different... [S] S10 Ep2Sat, Dec 23, 5:20 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainX Marks the Spot: Classic British sitcom. Oliver and Simon both decide to stand for election to the local council. [S] S10 Ep1Sat, Dec 23, 4:55 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainBonjour Paris: Classic British sitcom. Oliver and Simon are off to Paris, but they are soon in trouble with a local restaurant, the gendarmerie, and an embassy official. [S] S9 Ep6Fri, Dec 22, 5:20 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainNeighbours: Classic British sitcom. Simon decides to make peace with Oliver, but his rival doesn't look ready to co-operate until a new resident causes a sleepless night for both. [S] S9 Ep5Fri, Dec 22, 4:50 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainAspects of Love: Classic British sitcom. When Simon arouses Oliver's suspicions and Oliver is the subject of a rumour in turn, both of these events lead to gossip in the village. [S] S9 Ep4Thu, Dec 21, 5:15 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainA New Lease of Life: Classic British sitcom. Simon begins to feel as though his life is passing far too quickly for his own good, so he decides to make a big change to his life. [S] S9 Ep3Thu, Dec 21, 4:50 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainA Car by Any Other Name: Classic British sitcom. The vicar wants to sell his car and gets Simon to help, but confusion soon reigns when Oliver tries to sell his car at the same time. [S] S10 Ep6Wed, Dec 20, 8:35 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainThere But the Grace of God: Classic British sitcom. Oliver has a clumsy new assistant in his antique shop, and Simon is unhappy when Aunt Eleanor offers his bed to an old friend. [S] S10 Ep5Wed, Dec 20, 8:05 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainA Point of Honour: Classic British sitcom. Simon seeks an assistant, but he runs into trouble after interviewing an applicant and finds that discretion is the better part of valour. [S] S9 Ep2Wed, Dec 20, 5:20 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainJust the Ticket: Classic British sitcom. Oliver is thrilled to get hold of a pair of tickets to a rugby match at Twickenham, but Simon is determined to ruin the day. [S] S9 Ep1Wed, Dec 20, 4:50 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainHappy Holiday: Classic British sitcom. Simon and Oliver look forward to a weekend in the country in Ringo's mother's cottage, but it turns out to be one they'd rather forget... [S] S10 Ep4Tue, Dec 19, 8:35 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainWho Wants to Be a Millionaire?: Classic British sitcom. When Oliver and Simon do the football pools, Simon's dream of winning turns into a nightmare when his numbers come up. [S] S10 Ep3Tue, Dec 19, 8:05 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainIt's A Long Way To Friern Barnet: Classic British sitcom. As David and Lyn settle into a new home, Simon and Oliver compete to ensure they have all the domestic essentials they need. [S] S8 Ep6Tue, Dec 19, 5:15 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainMoving On: Classic British sitcom. Simon and Oliver are worried about their own situation and not seeing their grandson when David and Lyn drop hints about moving. [S] S8 Ep5Tue, Dec 19, 4:50 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainWhose Baby?: Classic British sitcom. A nervous David prepares to break some bad news about the christening to Simon, only to upset Oliver in the process as well. [S] S8 Ep3Sat, Dec 16, 6:00 amITV340 mins