Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half MenI Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Judith's sister makes a move on Alan at a birthday party for Jake. [S] S1 Ep19Sat, Apr 18, 1:50 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenHey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark: American sitcom. Judith and Alan decide to send Jake to a therapist after realising that he might be having a hard time handling their divorce. [S] S1 Ep20Sat, Apr 18, 2:15 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenNo Sniffing, No Wowing: US sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Alan's divorce settlement is put in peril by Charlie. [S] S1 Ep21Sun, Apr 19, 1:30 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenMy Doctor Has A Cow Puppet: US sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in. Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his tendency to sleepwalk. [S] S1 Ep22Sun, Apr 19, 2:00 amITV420 mins

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Two and a Half MenAn Old Flame with a New Wick: American sitcom about a rich bachelor whose brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie is stunned to learn that an ex-girlfriend is now a man. [S] S1 Ep18Sun, Apr 12, 2:00 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenAte the Hamburger, Wearing the Hats: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie is offended when Alan chooses his cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death. [S] S1 Ep17Sun, Apr 12, 1:35 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenThat Was Saliva, Alan: The concluding part of a two-part episode of the American sitcom about a bachelor. Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run. [S] S1 Ep16Sat, Apr 11, 2:25 amITV420 mins
Two and a Half MenRound One to the Hot Crazy Chick: The first part of a two-part episode of the American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman called Frankie. [S] S1 Ep15Sat, Apr 11, 2:00 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenI Can't Afford Hyenas: US sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie's financial adviser tells him to go on a budget. [S] S1 Ep14Sun, Apr 5, 2:35 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenSarah Like Puny Alan: American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie and Alan prepare to go on a double date. [S] S1 Ep13Sun, Apr 5, 2:10 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenCamel Filters and Pheromones: American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in. The boys are distracted by Berta's granddaughter. [S] S1 Ep12Sat, Apr 4, 2:25 amITV420 mins
Two and a Half MenMerry Thanksgiving: American sitcom. Charlie discovers that his favourite ex-girlfriend is getting married and tries desperately to convince her that he would make a better husband. [S] S1 Ep10Sat, Mar 28, 2:25 amITV420 mins
Two and a Half MenPhase One, Complete: American sitcom. Charlie becomes concerned when his new girlfriend Wendy bonds strongly with Jake, and Alan and Rose strike up a friendship through Scrabble. [S] S1 Ep9Sat, Mar 28, 2:00 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenTwenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful: American sitcom. Charlie handles a roomful of fourth graders alone after Alan and Judith argue during the rehearsals for a show. [S] S1 Ep8Sun, Mar 22, 1:55 amITV420 mins
Two and a Half MenIf They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake: American sitcom. Judith is worried when Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie for a school assignment. [S] S1 Ep7Sun, Mar 22, 1:30 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenDid You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?: American sitcom. Charlie rethinks the way he treats women when his mother puts him in an uncomfortable situation. [S] S1 Ep6Sat, Mar 21, 2:15 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie attends one of Jake's football games after a drunken night out in Las Vegas. [S] S1 Ep5Sat, Mar 21, 1:50 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenIf I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going To Take a Nap: American sitcom. Charlie quickly realises that he cannot cope by himself when his long-term cleaning lady quits her job. [S] S1 Ep4Sun, Mar 15, 2:00 amITV420 mins
Two and a Half MenGo East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell: American sitcom. Alan drowns his sorrows with Charlie after failing to provide his son with a fun-filled weekend. [S] S1 Ep3Sun, Mar 15, 1:30 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenBig Flappy B******s: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew come to stay. Charlie finds it difficult to discipline Jake. [S] S1 Ep2Sat, Mar 14, 2:20 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenPilot: The first episode of the hit comedy. A successful jingle writer has his decadent lifestyle turn upside down when his down-on-his-luck brother Alan and his son Jake move in. [S] S1 Ep1Sat, Mar 14, 1:55 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenThat Pistol Packin' Hermaphrodite: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Charlie and Mia's wedding plans are derailed when their families meet. [S] S3 Ep24Fri, Dec 19, 1:50 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenJust Once with Aunt Sophie: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare when he is invited to a party that girls will also be attending. [S] S3 Ep22Tue, Dec 16, 1:55 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenAnd the Plot Moistens: American sitcom. When Alan and Judith meet a teacher of Jake's to discuss his attitude, Alan loses interest in Kandi and turns toward his son's tutor instead. [S] S3 Ep21Mon, Dec 15, 2:00 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenAlways a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother Mandi while Alan tries to win Kandi back. [S] S3 Ep20Sun, Dec 14, 1:50 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenGolly Moses, She's a Muffin: American sitcom. Alan struggles to help Kandi earn a living when Charlie discovers that she has been living in the house for three weeks. [S] S3 Ep19Tue, Nov 18, 2:20 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Spit-Covered Cobbler: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Alan's girlfriend is costing him too much money and Charlie has to pay Judith's alimony. [S] S3 Ep18Tue, Nov 18, 1:55 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Unfortunate Little Schnauzer: American sitcom. When Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, he boycotts the ceremony having lost several years in a row to a rival. [S] S3 Ep17Tue, Oct 28, 2:05 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenErgo, the Booty Call: American sitcom about a rich bachelor. Alan avoids taking his 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday when he is worried about what Evelyn will make of her. [S] S3 Ep16Tue, Oct 21, 2:25 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenMy Tongue Is Meat: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted by relatives. Charlie tries to figure out how he feels about Mia when their lifestyles clash. [S] S3 Ep15Tue, Oct 14, 2:20 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenLove Isn't Blind, It's R*****ed: American sitcom. Charlie is looking forward to consummating his relationship with Mia, but the arrival of an ex-girlfriend causes major problems. [S] S3 Ep14Tue, Oct 7, 2:20 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenHumiliation Is A Visual Medium: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted by his brother and young nephew. Charlie makes an inappropriate proposal to Mia. [S] S3 Ep13Tue, Sept 30, 2:15 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenThat Special Tug: American sitcom about a rich bachelor. Charlie dates a psychiatrist to help Alan when his brother becomes convinced that Jake doesn't want to spend time with him. [S] S3 Ep12Tue, Sept 30, 1:50 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenSanta's Village of the Damned: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted by relatives. Alan and Charlie gain weight when Alan dates a cookery teacher. [SL,S] S3 Ep11Tue, Sept 16, 2:15 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenSomething Salted and Twisted: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Alan throws a celebratory dinner after a newspaper refers to him as a good guy. [S] S3 Ep10Tue, Sept 9, 2:20 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenMadame and Her Special Friend: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted by relatives. A wealthy elderly woman becomes romantically interested in Alan. [SL,S] S3 Ep9Tue, Sept 9, 1:50 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenThat Voodoo That I Do: American sitcom about a rich bachelor whose brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie becomes infatuated with a ballet teacher. [S] S3 Ep8Tue, Sept 2, 2:10 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenSleep Tight, Puddin' Pop: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Charlie mistakenly spends the night with Rose and ends up being confronted by her father. [SL,S] S3 Ep7Tue, Sept 2, 1:45 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenHi, Mr Horned One: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie is happy to date a sexy Satan worshipper until she places a curse on his manhood. [S] S3 Ep6Tue, Aug 19, 2:30 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenWe Called It Mr Pinky: American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when relatives move in with him. Charlie realises that he has unresolved issues with his mother. [SL,S] S3 Ep5Tue, Aug 12, 2:20 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenYour Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs: American sitcom. Alan decides to find his own place when he and Charlie fight after Berta moves into the beach house. [S] S3 Ep4Tue, Aug 5, 2:25 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenCarpet Burns and a Bite Mark: American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted by his brother and young nephew. Charlie discovers that Alan has been seeing his ex-wife. [S] S3 Ep3Tue, Aug 5, 2:00 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenPrincipal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover: American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Jake gets into trouble at school. [S] S3 Ep2Tue, Jul 29, 2:10 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenWeekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts: American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when relatives move in with him. Charlie looks after his nephew for a weekend. S3 Ep1Tue, Jul 22, 2:30 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenSquab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab: American sitcom. Alan and Charlie are concerned when Evelyn pressures a reluctant Alan into letting Jake stay with her for the night. [S] S2 Ep23Tue, Jul 15, 2:25 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenThat Old Hose Bag Is My Mother: American sitcom. Alan goes on a blind date with the daughter of his mother's new boyfriend, but she turns out to be a bit of a livewire. [S] S2 Ep22Tue, Jul 8, 2:30 amITV420 mins
Two and a Half MenA Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Evelyn learns that her second husband Harry has died from the obituaries section of a local newspaper. [S] S2 Ep21Tue, Jul 1, 2:15 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenI Always Wanted A Shaved Monkey: American sitcom. Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other. [S] S2 Ep20Tue, Jun 17, 2:15 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenA Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise: American sitcom. When Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at a cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend Sherri. [S] S2 Ep19Tue, Jun 3, 2:25 amITV420 mins
Two and a Half MenIt Was Mame, Mom: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie and Alan pretend to be a couple when Charlie is invited to a party thrown by a gay advertising executive. [S] S2 Ep18Tue, Jun 3, 2:00 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenWoo-Hoo, A Hernia Exam!: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie goes to hospital after suffering back pain and hits on the doctor who treats him. [S] S2 Ep17Thu, May 29, 2:10 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenWoo-Hoo, A Hernia Exam!: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie goes to hospital after suffering back pain and hits on the doctor who treats him. [S] S2 Ep17Tue, May 27, 2:00 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenCan You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?: American sitcom. Things do not go according to plan when Judith goes on holiday and Charlie ends up being responsible for Jake. [S] S2 Ep16Tue, May 27, 1:35 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenCan You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?: American sitcom. Things do not go according to plan when Judith goes on holiday and Charlie ends up being responsible for Jake. [S] S2 Ep16Thu, May 15, 1:10 amITV425 mins