That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother: American sitcom. Alan goes on a blind date with the daughter of his mother's new boyfriend, but she turns out to be a bit of a livewire. [S] S2 Ep22
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother: American sitcom. Alan goes on a blind date with the daughter of his mother's new boyfriend, but she turns out to be a bit of a livewire. [S] S2 Ep22
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab: American sitcom. Alan and Charlie are concerned when Evelyn pressures a reluctant Alan into letting Jake stay with her for the night. [S] S2 Ep23
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts: American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when relatives move in with him. Charlie looks after his nephew for a weekend. [S] S3 Ep1
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover: American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Jake gets into trouble at school. [S] S3 Ep2
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Evelyn learns that her second husband Harry has died from the obituaries section of a local newspaper. [S] S2 Ep21
I Always Wanted A Shaved Monkey: American sitcom. Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other. [S] S2 Ep20
A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise: American sitcom. When Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at a cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend Sherri. [S] S2 Ep19
Woo-Hoo, A Hernia Exam!: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie goes to hospital after suffering back pain and hits on the doctor who treats him. [S] S2 Ep17
Woo-Hoo, A Hernia Exam!: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie goes to hospital after suffering back pain and hits on the doctor who treats him. [S] S2 Ep17
Smell the Umbrella Stand: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie convinces Alan to take a trip to Las Vegas when he gets apprehensive about an upcoming medical procedure. [S] S2 Ep15
Smell the Umbrella Stand: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie convinces Alan to take a trip to Las Vegas when he gets apprehensive about an upcoming medical procedure. [S] S2 Ep15
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. The brothers throw out their mother after she criticises the way that Alan is raising Jake. [S] S2 Ep14
Zejdz z Moich Wlosow aka Get Off My Hair: American sitcom. When an earthquake damages Judith's home, Alan lets her move into the beach house temporarily to Charlie's displeasure. [S] S2 Ep13
A Lungful of Alan: American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted by his brother and young nephew. Alan is jealous when an old classmate seems to be interested in Charlie. [S] S2 Ep12
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Charlie is surprised to learn why a woman rejected his overtures. [S] S2 Ep11
The Salmon Under My Sweater: American sitcom. Charlie writes the theme song for a new cartoon based on one of Jake's favourite comics, and Rose invites Alan to the cinema. [S] S2 Ep10
Yes, Monsignor: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Charlie meets his ex-girlfriend Lisa and is thrilled to learn that her marriage did not work out. [S] S2 Ep9
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan meets a woman who introduces him to a world of sex that he never knew existed. [S] S2 Ep8
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana: US sitcom. Charlie and Alan hire Berta's emotionally unhinged sister to cater a party that their mother has conned them into throwing for her. [S] S2 Ep7
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child but fears that he has a dark side. [S] S2 Ep6
Bad News from the Clinic?: American sitcom. Charlie meets his match when he falls for a self-centred and manipulative narcissist who is better at playing hard to get than he is. [S] S2 Ep5
Go Get Mommy's Bra: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Jake's adoration for his mother's new boyfriend makes his own father feel inadequate. [S] S2 Ep4
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan gets even more depressed when he learns that Judith is dating Jake's paediatrician. [S] S2 Ep2
Back Off, Mary Poppins: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan feels hurt when Charlie asks him to stay out of the house while Charlie's friends come over. [S] S2 Ep1
Can You Feel My Finger?: US sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted by his brother and young nephew. Charlie takes drastic measures after he is involved in a pregnancy scare. [S] S1 Ep24
Just Like Buffalo: American sitcom about a bachelor. Charlie uses his powers of persuasion to enable Jake to spend weekends at the beach house when he meets Judith's support group. [S] S1 Ep23
No Sniffing, No Wowing: US sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Alan's divorce settlement is put in peril by Charlie. [S] S1 Ep21
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark: American sitcom. Judith and Alan decide to send Jake to a therapist after realising that he might be having a hard time handling their divorce. [S] S1 Ep20
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Judith's sister makes a move on Alan at a birthday party for Jake. [S] S1 Ep19
An Old Flame with a New Wick: American sitcom about a rich bachelor whose brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie is stunned to learn that an ex-girlfriend is now a man. [S] S1 Ep18
Ate the Hamburger, Wearing the Hats: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie is offended when Alan chooses his cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death. [S] S1 Ep17
That Was Saliva, Alan: The concluding part of a two-part episode of the American sitcom about a bachelor. Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run. [S] S1 Ep16
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick: The first part of a two-part episode of the American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman called Frankie. [S] S1 Ep15
I Can't Afford Hyenas: US sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie's financial adviser tells him to go on a budget. [S] S1 Ep14
Sarah Like Puny Alan: American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie and Alan prepare to go on a double date. [S] S1 Ep13
Camel Filters and Pheromones: American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in. The boys are distracted by Berta's granddaughter. [S] S1 Ep12
Merry Thanksgiving: American sitcom. Charlie discovers that his favourite ex-girlfriend is getting married and tries desperately to convince her that he would make a better husband. [S] S1 Ep10
Phase One, Complete: American sitcom. Charlie becomes concerned when his new girlfriend Wendy bonds strongly with Jake, and Alan and Rose strike up a friendship through Scrabble. [S] S1 Ep9
Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful: American sitcom. Charlie handles a roomful of fourth graders alone after Alan and Judith argue during the rehearsals for a show. [S] S1 Ep8
If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake: American sitcom. Judith is worried when Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie for a school assignment. [S] S1 Ep7
Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?: American sitcom. Charlie rethinks the way he treats women when his mother puts him in an uncomfortable situation. [S] S1 Ep6
The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie attends one of Jake's football games after a drunken night out in Las Vegas. [S] S1 Ep5
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going To Take a Nap: American sitcom. Charlie quickly realises that he cannot cope by himself when his long-term cleaning lady quits her job. [S] S1 Ep4
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell: American sitcom. Alan drowns his sorrows with Charlie after failing to provide his son with a fun-filled weekend. [S] S1 Ep3
Big Flappy B******s: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew come to stay. Charlie finds it difficult to discipline Jake. [S] S1 Ep2
Pilot: The first episode of the hit comedy. A successful jingle writer has his decadent lifestyle turn upside down when his down-on-his-luck brother Alan and his son Jake move in. [S] S1 Ep1
That Pistol Packin' Hermaphrodite: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Charlie and Mia's wedding plans are derailed when their families meet. [S] S3 Ep24
Just Once with Aunt Sophie: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare when he is invited to a party that girls will also be attending. [S] S3 Ep22
And the Plot Moistens: American sitcom. When Alan and Judith meet a teacher of Jake's to discuss his attitude, Alan loses interest in Kandi and turns toward his son's tutor instead. [S] S3 Ep21
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother Mandi while Alan tries to win Kandi back. [S] S3 Ep20
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin: American sitcom. Alan struggles to help Kandi earn a living when Charlie discovers that she has been living in the house for three weeks. [S] S3 Ep19
The Spit-Covered Cobbler: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Alan's girlfriend is costing him too much money and Charlie has to pay Judith's alimony. [S] S3 Ep18
The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer: American sitcom. When Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, he boycotts the ceremony having lost several years in a row to a rival. [S] S3 Ep17
Ergo, the Booty Call: American sitcom about a rich bachelor. Alan avoids taking his 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday when he is worried about what Evelyn will make of her. [S] S3 Ep16