Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half MenCorey's Been Dead For An Hour: US sitcom. Charlie gets tired of Alan's scrounging and reaches breaking point during a double date, and Jake is left home alone for the first time. [S] S4 Ep9Sat, Jul 25, 2:05 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenKissing Abe Lincoln: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Charlie must choose between his girlfriend Lydia and Berta as they fight for his allegiance. [S] S4 Ep10Sat, Jul 25, 2:30 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenWalnuts and Demerol: American sitcom about a bachelor. Charlie's plans for a romantic Christmas Eve alone with his date are ruined when friends and family decide to drop by. [S] S4 Ep11Sun, Jul 26, 2:10 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenCastrating Sheep in Montana: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted by relatives. Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi. [S] S4 Ep12Mon, Jul 27, 1:45 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenDon't Worry, Speed Racer: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. A repressed memory is brought back for Charlie when Jake reveals that he heard his mother having sex. [S] S4 Ep13Mon, Jul 27, 2:15 amITV425 mins

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Two and a Half MenRelease the Dogs: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in. Alan visits a psychiatrist to cure him of his insomnia. [S] S4 Ep8Mon, Jul 20, 2:10 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenRepeated Blows to His Unformed Head: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted by relatives. Berta confronts the father of her pregnant daughter's baby. [S] S4 Ep7Mon, Jul 20, 1:40 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenApologies for the Frivolity: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted by his brother and nephew. Charlie dates an estate agent who is just like his mother. [S] S4 Ep6Sun, Jul 19, 2:10 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenA Live Woman of Proven Fertility: American sitcom. Alan is elated by the prospect of Judith remarrying, but her plans are threatened by Jake's disdain for his potential stepfather. [S] S4 Ep5Sun, Jul 19, 1:40 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenA Pot Smoking Monkey: American sitcom about a rich bachelor whose life is disrupted. Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over a dog he and Kandi shared. [S] S4 Ep4Sat, Jul 18, 2:30 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Sea Is A Harsh Mistress: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Charlie's attempts at surfing to impress a young woman end with disastrous results. [S] S4 Ep3Sat, Jul 18, 2:00 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenThat Pistol Packin' Hermaphrodite: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Charlie and Mia's wedding plans are derailed when their families meet. [S] S3 Ep24Sun, Jul 12, 2:15 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenArguments for the Quickie: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Mia returns to town with her dance troupe and asks Charlie for something very personal. [S] S3 Ep23Sun, Jul 12, 1:45 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenJust Once with Aunt Sophie: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare when he is invited to a party that girls will also be attending. [S] S3 Ep22Sat, Jul 11, 2:30 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenAnd the Plot Moistens: American sitcom. When Alan and Judith meet a teacher of Jake's to discuss his attitude, Alan loses interest in Kandi and turns toward his son's tutor instead. [S] S3 Ep21Sat, Jul 11, 2:00 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenMy Tongue Is Meat: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted by relatives. Charlie tries to figure out how he feels about Mia when their lifestyles clash. [S] S3 Ep15Thu, Jun 25, 2:10 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenMy Tongue Is Meat: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted by relatives. Charlie tries to figure out how he feels about Mia when their lifestyles clash. [S] S3 Ep15Thu, Jun 25, 2:00 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenLove Isn't Blind, It's R*****ed: American sitcom. Charlie is looking forward to consummating his relationship with Mia, but the arrival of an ex-girlfriend causes major problems. [S] S3 Ep14Thu, Jun 25, 1:40 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenLove Isn't Blind, It's R*****ed: American sitcom. Charlie is looking forward to consummating his relationship with Mia, but the arrival of an ex-girlfriend causes major problems. [S] S3 Ep14Thu, Jun 25, 1:30 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenHumiliation Is A Visual Medium: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted by his brother and young nephew. Charlie makes an inappropriate proposal to Mia. [S] S3 Ep13Tue, Jun 23, 3:30 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenThat Special Tug: American sitcom about a rich bachelor. Charlie dates a psychiatrist to help Alan when his brother becomes convinced that Jake doesn't want to spend time with him. [S] S3 Ep12Tue, Jun 23, 3:00 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenSanta's Village of the Damned: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted by relatives. Alan and Charlie gain weight when Alan dates a cookery teacher. [SL,S] S3 Ep11Mon, Jun 22, 2:30 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenSomething Salted and Twisted: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Alan throws a celebratory dinner after a newspaper refers to him as a good guy. [S] S3 Ep10Mon, Jun 22, 2:00 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenMadame and Her Special Friend: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted by relatives. A wealthy elderly woman becomes romantically interested in Alan. [SL,S] S3 Ep9Sun, Jun 21, 2:25 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenMadame and Her Special Friend: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted by relatives. A wealthy elderly woman becomes romantically interested in Alan. [SL,S] S3 Ep9Sun, Jun 21, 2:15 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenThat Voodoo That I Do: American sitcom about a rich bachelor whose brother and young nephew move in with him. Charlie becomes infatuated with a ballet teacher. [S] S3 Ep8Sat, Jun 20, 3:50 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenSleep Tight, Puddin' Pop: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Charlie mistakenly spends the night with Rose and ends up being confronted by her father. [SL,S] S3 Ep7Sat, Jun 20, 3:15 amITV435 mins
Two and a Half MenHi, Mr Horned One: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie is happy to date a sexy Satan worshipper until she places a curse on his manhood. [S] S3 Ep6Mon, Jun 15, 2:35 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenWe Called It Mr Pinky: American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when relatives move in with him. Charlie realises that he has unresolved issues with his mother. [SL,S] S3 Ep5Mon, Jun 15, 2:10 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenYour Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs: American sitcom. Alan decides to find his own place when he and Charlie fight after Berta moves into the beach house. [S] S3 Ep4Sun, Jun 14, 1:45 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenCarpet Burns and a Bite Mark: American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted by his brother and young nephew. Charlie discovers that Alan has been seeing his ex-wife. [S] S3 Ep3Sun, Jun 14, 1:15 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenPrincipal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover: American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in with him. Jake gets into trouble at school. [S] S3 Ep2Sat, Jun 13, 2:25 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenWeekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts: American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted when relatives move in with him. Charlie looks after his nephew for a weekend. [S] S3 Ep1Sat, Jun 13, 2:00 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenA Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Evelyn learns that her second husband Harry has died from the obituaries section of a local newspaper. [S] S2 Ep21Sun, May 31, 2:25 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenI Always Wanted A Shaved Monkey: American sitcom. Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other. [S] S2 Ep20Sun, May 31, 2:00 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenA Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise: American sitcom. When Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at a cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend Sherri. [S] S2 Ep19Sun, May 24, 2:15 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenWoo-Hoo, A Hernia Exam!: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie goes to hospital after suffering back pain and hits on the doctor who treats him. [S] S2 Ep17Sat, May 23, 2:10 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenWoo-Hoo, A Hernia Exam!: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie goes to hospital after suffering back pain and hits on the doctor who treats him. [S] S2 Ep17Sat, May 23, 1:55 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenSmell the Umbrella Stand: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie convinces Alan to take a trip to Las Vegas when he gets apprehensive about an upcoming medical procedure. [S] S2 Ep15Sat, May 23, 1:45 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenSmell the Umbrella Stand: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie convinces Alan to take a trip to Las Vegas when he gets apprehensive about an upcoming medical procedure. [S] S2 Ep15Sat, May 23, 1:30 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenThose Big Pink Things with Coconut: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. The brothers throw out their mother after she criticises the way that Alan is raising Jake. [S] S2 Ep14Sun, May 17, 2:20 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenZejdz z Moich Wlosow aka Get Off My Hair: American sitcom. When an earthquake damages Judith's home, Alan lets her move into the beach house temporarily to Charlie's displeasure. [S] S2 Ep13Sun, May 17, 1:55 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenA Lungful of Alan: American sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted by his brother and young nephew. Alan is jealous when an old classmate seems to be interested in Charlie. [S] S2 Ep12Sat, May 16, 2:05 amITV420 mins
Two and a Half MenLast Chance to See Those Tattoos: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Charlie is surprised to learn why a woman rejected his overtures. [S] S2 Ep11Sat, May 16, 1:40 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Salmon Under My Sweater: American sitcom. Charlie writes the theme song for a new cartoon based on one of Jake's favourite comics, and Rose invites Alan to the cinema. [S] S2 Ep10Sun, May 10, 2:10 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenYes, Monsignor: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Charlie meets his ex-girlfriend Lisa and is thrilled to learn that her marriage did not work out. [S] S2 Ep9Sun, May 10, 1:45 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenFrankenstein and the Horny Villagers: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan meets a woman who introduces him to a world of sex that he never knew existed. [S] S2 Ep8Sat, May 9, 2:05 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenA Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana: US sitcom. Charlie and Alan hire Berta's emotionally unhinged sister to cater a party that their mother has conned them into throwing for her. [S] S2 Ep7Sat, May 9, 1:40 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child but fears that he has a dark side. [S] S2 Ep6Sun, May 3, 1:55 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenBad News from the Clinic?: American sitcom. Charlie meets his match when he falls for a self-centred and manipulative narcissist who is better at playing hard to get than he is. [S] S2 Ep5Sun, May 3, 1:30 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenGo Get Mommy's Bra: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Jake's adoration for his mother's new boyfriend makes his own father feel inadequate. [S] S2 Ep4Sat, May 2, 2:25 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenEnjoy Those Garlic Balls: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan gets even more depressed when he learns that Judith is dating Jake's paediatrician. [S] S2 Ep2Sun, Apr 26, 1:55 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenBack Off, Mary Poppins: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan feels hurt when Charlie asks him to stay out of the house while Charlie's friends come over. [S] S2 Ep1Sun, Apr 26, 1:30 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenCan You Feel My Finger?: US sitcom about a bachelor whose life is disrupted by his brother and young nephew. Charlie takes drastic measures after he is involved in a pregnancy scare. [S] S1 Ep24Sat, Apr 25, 2:20 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenJust Like Buffalo: American sitcom about a bachelor. Charlie uses his powers of persuasion to enable Jake to spend weekends at the beach house when he meets Judith's support group. [S] S1 Ep23Sat, Apr 25, 1:55 amITV425 mins