Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half MenRough Night in Hump Junction: American sitcom. Charlie's psychiatrist helps him discover that a spell of increased promiscuity is related to his ex-fiancee's upcoming wedding. [S] S5 Ep15Sat, Sept 12, 2:25 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenLook at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty: American sitcom about a bachelor. Alan helps to plan his mother's wedding while Charlie makes some moves on the woman who will soon be his stepsister. [S] S5 Ep16Mon, Sept 14, 1:15 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenFish in a Drawer: A special crossover episode of the American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. A body is found in Charlie's bed and detectives try to figure out who the killer is. [S] S5 Ep17Mon, Sept 14, 1:45 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenIf My Hole Could Talk: American sitcom. Charlie dates a self-help author who is much older than him, has a 32-year-old son, and treats him more like her son than his boyfriend. [S] S5 Ep18Wed, Sept 16, 2:20 amITV425 mins

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Two and a Half MenWinky-Dink Time: American sitcom. Alan is through with disastrous dates and gets Charlie to find him a cheap yet classy hooker, and Jake agrees to a double date with a girl. [S] S5 Ep14Sat, Aug 29, 2:15 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Soil Is Moist: American sitcom. Charlie correctly predicts that a divorced friend of Judith's will go for Alan, but the born loser can't help stressing about his performance. [S] S5 Ep13Sat, Aug 29, 1:50 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenA Little Clammy and None Too Fresh: American sitcom. Charlie feels as sick as a dog with a killer cold, but nobody comes to take care of him until Rose returns from England. [S] S5 Ep12Mon, Aug 24, 2:30 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenMeander to Your Dander: American sitcom. Alan turns to Charlie for advice on breaking up with his latest girlfriend Donna, and Charlie helps a now-single Jake hit on a girl. [S] S5 Ep11Mon, Aug 24, 2:05 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenKinda Like Necrophilia: American sitcom. Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend in high school and sets out to get revenge, and Jake gets dumped by his girlfriend. [S] S5 Ep10Sun, Aug 23, 2:25 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenTight's Good: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Teddy warns Charlie to stay away from his daughter Courtney when Charlie and Alan are introduced to her by him. [S] S5 Ep9Sun, Aug 23, 2:00 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenIs There a Mrs Waffles?: American sitcom. When Charlie finds success as a children's singer, his newfound fame irritates Alan and he must overcome his fear of performing live. [S] S5 Ep8Sun, Aug 23, 1:35 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenOur Leather Gear is in the Guest Room: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan moves out of the house with Jake after a fight with Charlie - and in with his mother. [S] S5 Ep7Sat, Aug 22, 2:25 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenHelp Daddy Find His Toenail: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen in public with him, and Jake sneaks out to attend a concert. [S] S5 Ep6Sat, Aug 22, 2:00 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenPutting Swim Fins on a Cat: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie tries to find ways to keep his girlfriend's son amused, and Alan becomes a test subject. [S] S5 Ep5Mon, Aug 17, 1:55 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenPutting Swim Fins on a Cat: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie tries to find ways to keep his girlfriend's son amused, and Alan becomes a test subject. [S] S5 Ep5Mon, Aug 17, 1:45 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenCity of Great Racks: American sitcom. Charlie begins to see his ex-stalker Rose's face everywhere he turns when he and Linda come close to consummating their relationship. [S] S5 Ep4Mon, Aug 17, 1:30 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenCity of Great Racks: American sitcom. Charlie begins to see his ex-stalker Rose's face everywhere he turns when he and Linda come close to consummating their relationship. [S] S5 Ep4Mon, Aug 17, 1:20 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenLarge Birds, Spiders and Mom: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan and Charlie find themselves in trouble when they take Jake shopping for school supplies. [S] S5 Ep1Sun, Aug 16, 1:55 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenProstitutes and Gelato: American sitcom. The boys confront their feelings about their mother dating - and men coming in and out of their lives - when Evelyn gets a new boyfriend. [S] S4 Ep24Sun, Aug 16, 1:45 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenProstitutes and Gelato: American sitcom. The boys confront their feelings about their mother dating - and men coming in and out of their lives - when Evelyn gets a new boyfriend. [S] S4 Ep24Sun, Aug 16, 1:30 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenAnteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin': American sitcom. When the deck is damaged after Charlie sits on it, Alan hires a handyman who woos Charlie's girlfriend and charms Berta. [S] S4 Ep23Sat, Aug 15, 2:35 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenMr McGlue's Feedbag: American sitcom. Charlie takes Jake to a racetrack when Alan asks him to help his son with a book report so he can go to the Department of Motor Vehicles. [S] S4 Ep22Sat, Aug 15, 2:05 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenTucked, Taped and Gorgeous: American sitcom. Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities when Alan befriends a man and everyone thinks that he is coming out of the closet. [S] S4 Ep21Thu, Aug 13, 2:15 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenAunt Myra Doesn't Pee A Lot: American sitcom. Alan looks forward to Judith and Herb's wedding taking place soon, and Charlie and Herb's sister Myra continue their relationship. [S] S4 Ep20Mon, Aug 10, 2:00 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenSmooth as a Ken Doll: When Alan is overjoyed at the prospect of giving Judith her last alimony cheque, Charlie goes along for the ride and meets Herb's sister Myra. [S] S4 Ep19Mon, Aug 10, 1:30 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenIt Never Rains in Hooterville: American sitcom. Alan realises that his son's childhood is almost over and tries to bond with Jake on a camping trip that goes badly wrong. [S] S4 Ep18Sat, Aug 8, 2:30 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenI Merely Slept With A Commie: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at the funeral of a friend of hers. [S] S4 Ep17Mon, Aug 3, 2:35 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenYoung People Have Phlegm Too: American sitcom. The men are shocked to learn that they are considered 'old' when Charlie's new girlfriend takes him to a club and invites Alan too. [S] S4 Ep16Sun, Aug 2, 2:30 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenMy Damn Stalker: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted by relatives. Alan takes a stab at online dating, and Rose tells Charlie that she is moving away. [S] S4 Ep15Sat, Aug 1, 2:20 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenThat's Summer Sausage, Not Salami: American sitcom about a rich bachelor whose life is disrupted. Charlie sets Alan up with a new neighbour but gets jealous when the two form a bond. [S] S4 Ep14Sat, Aug 1, 1:55 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenDon't Worry, Speed Racer: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. A repressed memory is brought back for Charlie when Jake reveals that he heard his mother having sex. [S] S4 Ep13Mon, Jul 27, 2:15 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenCastrating Sheep in Montana: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted by relatives. Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi. [S] S4 Ep12Mon, Jul 27, 1:45 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenKissing Abe Lincoln: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Charlie must choose between his girlfriend Lydia and Berta as they fight for his allegiance. [S] S4 Ep10Sat, Jul 25, 2:30 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenCorey's Been Dead For An Hour: US sitcom. Charlie gets tired of Alan's scrounging and reaches breaking point during a double date, and Jake is left home alone for the first time. [S] S4 Ep9Sat, Jul 25, 2:05 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenRelease the Dogs: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted when his brother and young nephew move in. Alan visits a psychiatrist to cure him of his insomnia. [S] S4 Ep8Mon, Jul 20, 2:10 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenRepeated Blows to His Unformed Head: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted by relatives. Berta confronts the father of her pregnant daughter's baby. [S] S4 Ep7Mon, Jul 20, 1:40 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenApologies for the Frivolity: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted by his brother and nephew. Charlie dates an estate agent who is just like his mother. [S] S4 Ep6Sun, Jul 19, 2:10 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenA Live Woman of Proven Fertility: American sitcom. Alan is elated by the prospect of Judith remarrying, but her plans are threatened by Jake's disdain for his potential stepfather. [S] S4 Ep5Sun, Jul 19, 1:40 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenA Pot Smoking Monkey: American sitcom about a rich bachelor whose life is disrupted. Alan tries to hire his ex-wife's lawyer to help him win custody over a dog he and Kandi shared. [S] S4 Ep4Sat, Jul 18, 2:30 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Sea Is A Harsh Mistress: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Charlie's attempts at surfing to impress a young woman end with disastrous results. [S] S4 Ep3Sat, Jul 18, 2:00 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenThat Pistol Packin' Hermaphrodite: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Charlie and Mia's wedding plans are derailed when their families meet. [S] S3 Ep24Sun, Jul 12, 2:15 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenArguments for the Quickie: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Mia returns to town with her dance troupe and asks Charlie for something very personal. [S] S3 Ep23Sun, Jul 12, 1:45 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenJust Once with Aunt Sophie: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare when he is invited to a party that girls will also be attending. [S] S3 Ep22Sat, Jul 11, 2:30 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenAnd the Plot Moistens: American sitcom. When Alan and Judith meet a teacher of Jake's to discuss his attitude, Alan loses interest in Kandi and turns toward his son's tutor instead. [S] S3 Ep21Sat, Jul 11, 2:00 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenMy Tongue Is Meat: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted by relatives. Charlie tries to figure out how he feels about Mia when their lifestyles clash. [S] S3 Ep15Thu, Jun 25, 2:10 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenMy Tongue Is Meat: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted by relatives. Charlie tries to figure out how he feels about Mia when their lifestyles clash. [S] S3 Ep15Thu, Jun 25, 2:00 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenLove Isn't Blind, It's R*****ed: American sitcom. Charlie is looking forward to consummating his relationship with Mia, but the arrival of an ex-girlfriend causes major problems. [S] S3 Ep14Thu, Jun 25, 1:40 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenLove Isn't Blind, It's R*****ed: American sitcom. Charlie is looking forward to consummating his relationship with Mia, but the arrival of an ex-girlfriend causes major problems. [S] S3 Ep14Thu, Jun 25, 1:30 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenHumiliation Is A Visual Medium: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted by his brother and young nephew. Charlie makes an inappropriate proposal to Mia. [S] S3 Ep13Tue, Jun 23, 3:30 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenThat Special Tug: American sitcom about a rich bachelor. Charlie dates a psychiatrist to help Alan when his brother becomes convinced that Jake doesn't want to spend time with him. [S] S3 Ep12Tue, Jun 23, 3:00 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenSanta's Village of the Damned: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted by relatives. Alan and Charlie gain weight when Alan dates a cookery teacher. [SL,S] S3 Ep11Mon, Jun 22, 2:30 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenSomething Salted and Twisted: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Alan throws a celebratory dinner after a newspaper refers to him as a good guy. [S] S3 Ep10Mon, Jun 22, 2:00 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenMadame and Her Special Friend: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted by relatives. A wealthy elderly woman becomes romantically interested in Alan. [SL,S] S3 Ep9Sun, Jun 21, 2:25 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenMadame and Her Special Friend: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted by relatives. A wealthy elderly woman becomes romantically interested in Alan. [SL,S] S3 Ep9Sun, Jun 21, 2:15 amITV425 mins