Two and a Half Men

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Two and a Half MenYay, No Polyps!: American sitcom. When Charlie has a colonoscopy to avoid visiting Chelsea's parents, she turns the tables on him by getting them to fly out to Malibu for a visit. [S] S7 Ep13Sun, Nov 8, 2:10 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenCrude and Uncalled For: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan suspects that a widowed lawyer is interested in Chelsea and suggests that Charlie does something about it. [S] S7 Ep14Sun, Nov 8, 2:35 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenYay, No Polyps!: American sitcom. When Charlie has a colonoscopy to avoid visiting Chelsea's parents, she turns the tables on him by getting them to fly out to Malibu for a visit. [S] S7 Ep13Sun, Nov 8, 3:10 amITV4+125 mins
Two and a Half MenCrude and Uncalled For: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan suspects that a widowed lawyer is interested in Chelsea and suggests that Charlie does something about it. [S] S7 Ep14Sun, Nov 8, 3:35 amITV4+125 mins
Two and a Half MenAye, Aye, Captain: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie vows to become a better man when Chelsea is put off by his jealousy towards her relationship with Brad. [S] S7 Ep15Mon, Nov 9, 2:20 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenAye, Aye, Captain: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie vows to become a better man when Chelsea is put off by his jealousy towards her relationship with Brad. [S] S7 Ep15Mon, Nov 9, 3:20 amITV4+125 mins
Two and a Half MenTinkle Like a Princess: American sitcom about a bachelor. When Charlie falls into a depression after breaking up with Chelsea, he runs off to Vegas and returns home with a new wife. [S] S7 Ep16Sat, Nov 14, 2:10 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenTinkle Like a Princess: American sitcom about a bachelor. When Charlie falls into a depression after breaking up with Chelsea, he runs off to Vegas and returns home with a new wife. [S] S7 Ep16Sat, Nov 14, 3:10 amITV4+125 mins

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Two and a Half MenThat's Why They Call it Ball Room: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie comes to realise that Chelsea has not been entirely honest about the state of her finances. [S] S7 Ep10Sun, Nov 1, 2:05 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenCaptain Terry's Spray-On Hair: US sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie discovers that Chelsea is dissatisfied with him. [S] S7 Ep9Sat, Oct 31, 2:30 amITV460 mins
Two and a Half MenGorp. Fnark. Schmegle.: American sitcom. When a gorgeous college friend of Chelsea's stays at the beach house, everyone is very keen to make her visit as comfortable as possible. [S] S7 Ep8Sat, Oct 31, 2:00 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenLaxative Tester, Horse Inseminator: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie tries to close the rift between Chelsea and Jake. [S] S7 Ep4Sat, Oct 24, 2:25 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenMmm, Fish. Yum: US sitcom. Alan finds himself caring for Judith's child and his ex-mother-in-law, and Jake seizes the chance to blackmail Charlie when he backs his car over a cat. [S] S7 Ep3Sat, Oct 24, 2:00 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenWhipped Unto The Third Generation: American sitcom. Charlie finds it hard to object when the girls take charge after Chelsea wants Alan's girlfriend Melissa to move in with them. [S] S7 Ep2Mon, Oct 19, 2:20 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half Men818-jklpuzo: American sitcom. Charlie is confronted with a tricky decision when it comes to choosing between Chelsea and Mia, and he is also wary now that Melissa has moved in. [S] S7 Ep1Mon, Oct 19, 1:55 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenBaseball Was Better With Steroids: American sitcom. Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town, and Judith goes into labour. [S] S6 Ep24Sun, Oct 18, 2:10 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenGood Morning, Mrs Butterworth: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Charlie tries to make the most of Chelsea and Alan's budding friendship. [S] S6 Ep23Sat, Oct 17, 2:30 amITV420 mins
Two and a Half MenSir Lancelot's Litter Box: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. There are major changes for Charlie and Alan when Chelsea moves into the house. [S] S6 Ep22Sat, Oct 17, 2:05 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Two Finger Rule: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor whose life is disrupted. Alan, Herb, Jerome and Charlie swap stories of sexual experiences on a drunken night. [S] S6 Ep19Mon, Oct 12, 2:10 amITV420 mins
Two and a Half MenMy Son's Enormous Head: American sitcom. An illness of Chelsea's gives Charlie a chance to prove that he can take care of her, but he also feels an overwhelming urge to flee. [S] S6 Ep18Mon, Oct 12, 1:40 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenThe 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie tells Chelsea that he loves her, but he does not get the response that he expects. [S] S6 Ep17Sun, Oct 11, 2:15 amITV420 mins
Two and a Half MenDavid Copperfield Slipped Me A Roofie: American sitcom. Melissa feels that Alan is underappreciated after a birthday party thrown for Alan is met with indifference by his family. [S] S6 Ep14Mon, Oct 5, 2:10 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenI Think You Offended Don: American sitcom. A pregnant Judith keeps Alan and Herb apart when Alan thinks he is a father again, and Charlie tries to figure out why Jake is irritable. [S] S6 Ep13Mon, Oct 5, 1:40 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenThank God for Scoliosis: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan finds himself attracted to his receptionist, and Charlie and Jake compete for a waitress. [S] S6 Ep12Mon, Oct 5, 1:10 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Devil's Lube: American sitcom. Charlie contemplates making some changes in his life after an old buddy and partner in crime drops dead on the balcony of his beach house. [S] S6 Ep11Sun, Oct 4, 2:10 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenPinocchio's Mouth: American sitcom. A month-long relationship of Charlie's threatens to go down the tubes when his girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her house instead. [S] S6 Ep8Mon, Sept 28, 1:55 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenBest H.O. Money Can Buy: American sitcom. Alan and Judith start seeing each other again after Judith's break-up with Herb, and Herb continues to turn to Charlie for help with women. [S] S6 Ep7Mon, Sept 28, 1:25 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenIt's Always Nazi Week: US sitcom. Alan is overjoyed when he learns that Judith and Herb's marriage is on the rocks, and Herb is prompted to try picking up women with Charlie's help. [S] S6 Ep6Sun, Sept 27, 2:25 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenIt's Always Nazi Week: US sitcom. Alan is overjoyed when he learns that Judith and Herb's marriage is on the rocks, and Herb is prompted to try picking up women with Charlie's help. [S] S6 Ep6Sun, Sept 27, 2:10 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Flavin' and the Mavin': American sitcom. Alan is angry when Charlie hooks up with his secretary because he knows that the situation will end badly for him after a break-up. [S] S6 Ep4Wed, Sept 23, 2:20 amITV420 mins
Two and a Half MenDamn You, Eggs Benedict: American sitcom. Alan tries to date two women at once, Charlie aims to learn how to cook, and Jake tells Alan that he's studying but gets drunk instead. [S] S6 Ep3Mon, Sept 21, 2:00 amITV420 mins
Two and a Half MenIf My Hole Could Talk: American sitcom. Charlie dates a self-help author who is much older than him, has a 32-year-old son, and treats him more like her son than his boyfriend. [S] S5 Ep18Wed, Sept 16, 2:20 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenFish in a Drawer: A special crossover episode of the American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. A body is found in Charlie's bed and detectives try to figure out who the killer is. [S] S5 Ep17Mon, Sept 14, 1:45 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenLook at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty: American sitcom about a bachelor. Alan helps to plan his mother's wedding while Charlie makes some moves on the woman who will soon be his stepsister. [S] S5 Ep16Mon, Sept 14, 1:15 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenRough Night in Hump Junction: American sitcom. Charlie's psychiatrist helps him discover that a spell of increased promiscuity is related to his ex-fiancee's upcoming wedding. [S] S5 Ep15Sat, Sept 12, 2:25 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenWinky-Dink Time: American sitcom. Alan is through with disastrous dates and gets Charlie to find him a cheap yet classy hooker, and Jake agrees to a double date with a girl. [S] S5 Ep14Sat, Aug 29, 2:15 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenThe Soil Is Moist: American sitcom. Charlie correctly predicts that a divorced friend of Judith's will go for Alan, but the born loser can't help stressing about his performance. [S] S5 Ep13Sat, Aug 29, 1:50 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenA Little Clammy and None Too Fresh: American sitcom. Charlie feels as sick as a dog with a killer cold, but nobody comes to take care of him until Rose returns from England. [S] S5 Ep12Mon, Aug 24, 2:30 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenMeander to Your Dander: American sitcom. Alan turns to Charlie for advice on breaking up with his latest girlfriend Donna, and Charlie helps a now-single Jake hit on a girl. [S] S5 Ep11Mon, Aug 24, 2:05 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenKinda Like Necrophilia: American sitcom. Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend in high school and sets out to get revenge, and Jake gets dumped by his girlfriend. [S] S5 Ep10Sun, Aug 23, 2:25 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenTight's Good: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Teddy warns Charlie to stay away from his daughter Courtney when Charlie and Alan are introduced to her by him. [S] S5 Ep9Sun, Aug 23, 2:00 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenIs There a Mrs Waffles?: American sitcom. When Charlie finds success as a children's singer, his newfound fame irritates Alan and he must overcome his fear of performing live. [S] S5 Ep8Sun, Aug 23, 1:35 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenOur Leather Gear is in the Guest Room: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan moves out of the house with Jake after a fight with Charlie - and in with his mother. [S] S5 Ep7Sat, Aug 22, 2:25 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenHelp Daddy Find His Toenail: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen in public with him, and Jake sneaks out to attend a concert. [S] S5 Ep6Sat, Aug 22, 2:00 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenPutting Swim Fins on a Cat: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie tries to find ways to keep his girlfriend's son amused, and Alan becomes a test subject. [S] S5 Ep5Mon, Aug 17, 1:55 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenPutting Swim Fins on a Cat: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Charlie tries to find ways to keep his girlfriend's son amused, and Alan becomes a test subject. [S] S5 Ep5Mon, Aug 17, 1:45 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenCity of Great Racks: American sitcom. Charlie begins to see his ex-stalker Rose's face everywhere he turns when he and Linda come close to consummating their relationship. [S] S5 Ep4Mon, Aug 17, 1:30 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenCity of Great Racks: American sitcom. Charlie begins to see his ex-stalker Rose's face everywhere he turns when he and Linda come close to consummating their relationship. [S] S5 Ep4Mon, Aug 17, 1:20 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenLarge Birds, Spiders and Mom: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Alan and Charlie find themselves in trouble when they take Jake shopping for school supplies. [S] S5 Ep1Sun, Aug 16, 1:55 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenProstitutes and Gelato: American sitcom. The boys confront their feelings about their mother dating - and men coming in and out of their lives - when Evelyn gets a new boyfriend. [S] S4 Ep24Sun, Aug 16, 1:45 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenProstitutes and Gelato: American sitcom. The boys confront their feelings about their mother dating - and men coming in and out of their lives - when Evelyn gets a new boyfriend. [S] S4 Ep24Sun, Aug 16, 1:30 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenAnteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin': American sitcom. When the deck is damaged after Charlie sits on it, Alan hires a handyman who woos Charlie's girlfriend and charms Berta. [S] S4 Ep23Sat, Aug 15, 2:35 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenMr McGlue's Feedbag: American sitcom. Charlie takes Jake to a racetrack when Alan asks him to help his son with a book report so he can go to the Department of Motor Vehicles. [S] S4 Ep22Sat, Aug 15, 2:05 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenTucked, Taped and Gorgeous: American sitcom. Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities when Alan befriends a man and everyone thinks that he is coming out of the closet. [S] S4 Ep21Thu, Aug 13, 2:15 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenAunt Myra Doesn't Pee A Lot: American sitcom. Alan looks forward to Judith and Herb's wedding taking place soon, and Charlie and Herb's sister Myra continue their relationship. [S] S4 Ep20Mon, Aug 10, 2:00 amITV425 mins
Two and a Half MenSmooth as a Ken Doll: When Alan is overjoyed at the prospect of giving Judith her last alimony cheque, Charlie goes along for the ride and meets Herb's sister Myra. [S] S4 Ep19Mon, Aug 10, 1:30 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenIt Never Rains in Hooterville: American sitcom. Alan realises that his son's childhood is almost over and tries to bond with Jake on a camping trip that goes badly wrong. [S] S4 Ep18Sat, Aug 8, 2:30 amITV430 mins
Two and a Half MenI Merely Slept With A Commie: American sitcom about a well-off bachelor. Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at the funeral of a friend of hers. [S] S4 Ep17Mon, Aug 3, 2:35 amITV425 mins