Never the Twain

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Never the TwainWhen Oliver's vet wants him to sing at her upcoming charity event, Simon plans to give a dramatic recitation in response. S4 E3: Words and MusicWed, May 14, 11:15 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver plan - separately - to spend a night at a country pub and are surprised to meet each other there... especially when there is only one guest room. S5 E2: Going Going GoneThu, May 15, 2:00 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver plan - separately - to spend a night at a country pub and are surprised to meet each other there... especially when there is only one guest room. S5 E2: Going Going GoneThu, May 15, 2:05 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver plan - separately - to spend a night at a country pub and are surprised to meet each other there... especially when there is only one guest room. S5 E2: Going Going GoneThu, May 15, 2:10 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver plan - separately - to spend a night at a country pub and are surprised to meet each other there... especially when there is only one guest room. S5 E2: Going Going GoneThu, May 15, 2:15 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainWhen Simon gets a visit from his first love Janis Hunter - who is now a very wealthy widow - the promise of money leads him to propose to her. S4 E4: No Flame Like An Old FlameThu, May 15, 11:15 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainSimon reveals to Oliver that he is adopted; circumstances lead him to believe that his natural parents may be drunken thief Charlie Crapper and his wife Lil. S5 E3: Thicker Than WaterFri, May 16, 2:00 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainSimon reveals to Oliver that he is adopted; circumstances lead him to believe that his natural parents may be drunken thief Charlie Crapper and his wife Lil. S5 E3: Thicker Than WaterFri, May 16, 2:05 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainIn their battle for Caroline's hand and her affections, Simon and Oliver get two antique guns and arrange a duel but discover a third person in their rivalry. S4 E5: Love's Neighbours' LostFri, May 16, 11:15 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainSimon takes up judo to defend himself against likely muggers and invites Oliver to accompany him to his class at the gym. S5 E4: Kung WhoSat, May 17, 2:05 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainCome Fly With Me: Simon and Oliver decide to buy cheap air tickets to visit the children in Canada, but they get one flight more than they bargained for courtesy of the local flying squad.Sat, May 17, 11:15 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainOily solicitor Brimley, who was at school with Simon, is handling the property next to the antique shops and plans to sell it to a fast food chain. S5 E5: Reading Between the LinesSun, May 18, 1:30 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainOily solicitor Brimley, who was at school with Simon, is handling the property next to the antique shops and plans to sell it to a fast food chain. S5 E5: Reading Between the LinesSun, May 18, 2:00 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver look in danger of losing much more than their hearts when they both take a fancy to a beautiful shop assistant. S5 E1: In Whom We TrystSun, May 18, 11:15 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainWhen Simon and Oliver are invited to play cricket for their local team, they discover that their teammates are a little on the mature side. Featuring Eric Bristow. S5 E6: Definitely Not CricketMon, May 19, 1:30 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainWhen Simon and Oliver are invited to play cricket for their local team, they discover that their teammates are a little on the mature side. Featuring Eric Bristow. S5 E6: Definitely Not CricketMon, May 19, 2:00 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainWhen Simon and Oliver are invited to play cricket for their local team, they discover that their teammates are a little on the mature side. Featuring Eric Bristow. S5 E6: Definitely Not CricketMon, May 19, 2:05 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver plan - separately - to spend a night at a country pub and are surprised to meet each other there... especially when there is only one guest room. S5 E2: Going Going GoneMon, May 19, 11:15 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainSimon reveals to Oliver that he is adopted; circumstances lead him to believe that his natural parents may be drunken thief Charlie Crapper and his wife Lil. S5 E3: Thicker Than WaterTue, May 20, 11:05 pmThat's TV 330 mins

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Never the TwainCome Fly With Me: Simon and Oliver decide to buy cheap air tickets to visit the children in Canada, but they get one flight more than they bargained for courtesy of the local flying squad.Tue, Feb 25, 8:30 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver forge an uneasy pact when they learn that Lyn is expecting, but tensions arise when they agree to be interviewed on a local radio station. S3 E6: Not On The Same WavelengthMon, Feb 17, 8:30 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainWhen Lyn and David tell their overweight fathers to go on a diet, the two men join forces to resist and eat the most unhealthy foods in order to relax and enjoy life. S3 E5: The Welsh ConnectionFri, Feb 14, 8:30 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainWhen David and Lyn inform their fathers that they have no intention of having children, Oliver and Simon resort to drastic action in a bid for a grandchild. S3 E4: The End of the LineThu, Feb 13, 8:30 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainLady Devereaux calls in on Simon while elderly Mrs Piggit offers Oliver pieces for sale, but Oliver assumes that Piggit is the aristocrat after seeing a Rolls parked outside. S3 E3: A Nose For QualityWed, Feb 12, 8:30 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver undertake a spot of stock taking now that they are in partnership again, but greed and deceit are the order of the day. S3 E1: Taking StockMon, Feb 10, 8:30 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainOliver suggests that he and Simon should stop feuding and go into partnership, but does he have an ulterior motive? S2 E6: The More We Are TogetherFri, Feb 7, 8:30 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainWhen Simon's unpretentious younger sister Susan (Prunella Scales) comes to stay, Simon is perturbed that she likes Oliver and starts going out with him. S2 E5: If You Knew SusanThu, Feb 6, 8:30 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainSimon has a fall, badly cuts himself and is rushed to hospital; having the same blood type, a very reluctant Oliver agrees to donate blood to save his life. S2 E4: Blood BrothersWed, Feb 5, 8:30 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainWhen Lyn gets a promotion, David feels inferior and forbids her to take it; they argue and she moves back in with Oliver, but Simon and Oliver collude to get them back together. S2 E3: A Woman's PlaceTue, Feb 4, 8:30 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainIt's Oliver's birthday and Simon fixes him up with a birthday blind date, but it is with the man-eating Isadora Beecham from whose clutches Simon is trying to escape. S2 E2: As Young As You FeelMon, Feb 3, 8:30 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainLyn and David are on their honeymoon and Oliver has bought a double bed as a wedding present; Simon, however, had the same idea with two beds now taking up space. S2 E1: Who's Been Sleeping in My Bed?Fri, Jan 31, 8:35 amThat's TV (UK)25 mins
Never the TwainAs their offspring's wedding day approaches, Oliver and Simon try to mend fences with a friendly dinner party but then decide to play cards. S1 E6: Father of the GroomThu, Jan 30, 8:35 amThat's TV (UK)25 mins
Never the TwainWhen David and Lyn inform their fathers that they have no intention of having children, Oliver and Simon resort to drastic action in a bid for a grandchild. S3 E4: The End of the LineFri, Oct 18, 11:50 amThat's TV (UK)35 mins
Never the TwainLady Devereaux calls in on Simon while elderly Mrs Piggit offers Oliver pieces for sale, but Oliver assumes that Piggit is the aristocrat after seeing a Rolls parked outside. S3 E3: A Nose For QualityThu, Oct 17, 11:50 amThat's TV (UK)35 mins
Never the TwainSimon is approached by a health food company rep who wants to buy the shop for its premises - and the offer is tempting - while Oliver wrongly believes that Ringo has won the pools. S3 E2: PartnersWed, Oct 16, 11:50 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver undertake a spot of stock taking now that they are in partnership again, but greed and deceit are the order of the day. S3 E1: Taking StockTue, Oct 15, 11:55 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainOliver suggests that he and Simon should stop feuding and go into partnership, but does he have an ulterior motive? S2 E6: The More We Are TogetherMon, Oct 14, 11:50 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainWhen Simon and Oliver are invited to play cricket for their local team, they discover that their teammates are a little on the mature side. Featuring Eric Bristow. S5 E6: Definitely Not CricketThu, Jul 4, 11:50 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainOily solicitor Brimley, who was at school with Simon, is handling the property next to the antique shops and plans to sell it to a fast food chain. S5 E5: Reading Between the LinesWed, Jul 3, 11:55 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainSimon takes up judo to defend himself against likely muggers, and invites Oliver to accompany him to his class at the gym. S5 E4: Kung WhoTue, Jul 2, 11:55 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainSimon reveals to Oliver that he is adopted. Circumstances lead him to believe that his natural parents may be Charlie Crapper, a drunken thief, and his wife Lil. S5 E3: Thicker Than WaterMon, Jul 1, 11:55 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver plan - separately - to spend a night at a country pub, and are surprised to meet each other there, especially when there is only one guest room. S5 E2: Going Going GoneFri, Jun 28, 11:50 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver look in danger of losing much more than their hearts when they both take a fancy to a beautiful shop assistant. S5 E1: In Whom We TrystThu, Jun 27, 11:55 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver decide to buy cheap air tickets to visit the children in Canada, but they get one flight more than they bargained for courtesy of the local flying squad. S4 E6: Come Fly With MeWed, Jun 26, 11:55 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainIn their battle for Caroline's hand and her affections, Simon and Oliver get 2 antique guns and arrange a duel. But they discover a third person in their rivalry. S4 E5: Loves' Neighbours' LostTue, Jun 25, 11:55 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainSimon gets a visit from his first love, Janis Hunter, now a very wealthy widow. The promise of money leads him to propose to her. S4 E4: No Flame Like An Old FlameMon, Jun 24, 11:50 amThat's TV (UK)35 mins
Never the TwainWhen Oliver's vet wants him to sing at her upcoming charity event, Simon plans to give a dramatic recitation in response. S4 E3: Words and MusicFri, Jun 21, 11:45 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainOliver sends Prince Charles a gift, hoping to secure his patronage. And Simon is tracing his family tree and leads him to believe that he is of royal descent. S4 E2: The Royal ConnectionThu, Jun 20, 11:50 amThat's TV (UK)35 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver forge an uneasy pact when they learn that Lyn is expecting, but tensions arise when they agree to be interviewed on a local radio station. S3 E6: Not On The Same WavelengthTue, Jun 18, 11:55 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainWhen Lyn and David tell their over weight fathers to go on a diet, the two men join forces to resist and eat the most unhealthy foods in order to relax and enjoy life. S3 E5: The Welsh ConnectionMon, Jun 17, 11:55 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainDavid and Lyn inform their fathers that they have no intention of having children, so Oliver and Simon resort to drastic action in a bid for a grandchild. S3 E4: The End of the LineFri, Jun 14, 11:50 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainLady Devereaux calls in on Simon, whilst the elderly Mrs Piggit offers Oliver pieces for sale, but seeing the Rolls parked outside Oliver assumes that she is the aristocrat. S3 E3: A Nose For QualityThu, Jun 13, 11:50 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainSimon is approached by a health food company rep who wants to buy the shop for its premises, and the offer is tempting. Oliver meanwhile wrongly believes that Ringo has won the pools. S3 E2: PartnersWed, Jun 12, 11:50 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver undertake a spot of stock taking now that they are in partnership again, but greed and deceit are the order of the day. S3 E1: Taking StockTue, Jun 11, 11:50 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainSimon's unpretentious younger sister Susan (Prunella Scales) comes to stay, and Simon is perturbed that she likes Oliver and starts going out with him. S2 E5: If You Knew SusanFri, Jun 7, 11:50 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainSimon has a fall, badly cuts himself and is rushed to hospital. Having the same blood group a very reluctant Oliver agrees to donate blood to save his life. S2 E4: Blood BrothersThu, Jun 6, 11:50 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainWhen Lyn gets a promotion, David feels inferior and forbids her to take it. They argue and she moves back in with Oliver. Simon and Oliver collude to get the pair back together. S2 E3: A Woman's PlaceWed, Jun 5, 11:40 amThat's TV (UK)35 mins
Never the TwainIt's Oliver's birthday and Simon fixes him up with a birthday blind date, but it is with the man eating Isadora Beecham, from whose clutches Simon is trying to escape. S2 E2: As Young As You FeelTue, Jun 4, 11:55 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainLyn and David are on their honeymoon. Oliver has bought them a double bed as a wedding present. Simon however had the same idea with two beds now taking up space. S2 E1: Who's Been Sleeping in My Bed?Mon, Jun 3, 12:15 pmThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainAs their offspring's wedding day approaches, Oliver and Simon try to mend fences with a friendly dinner party, but then they decide to play cards. S1 E6: Father of the GroomFri, May 31, 12:15 pmThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainLyn and David vow that they will never lie to each other, but their fathers are overjoyed when the vow backfires. S1 E5: Nothing But The TruthThu, May 30, 11:50 amThat's TV (UK)25 mins
Never the TwainThe offer of a weekend in Edinburgh with Veronica causes Simon and Oliver to rekindle their passion for opera. S1 E3: A Night at the OperaTue, May 28, 11:50 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainWhen a widow called Veronica Barton is selling her late husband's Meissen collection, both Simon and Oliver pretend to be private collectors, hoping for a knock down bargain. S1 E2: Of Meissen MenFri, May 24, 11:50 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainOnce business partners, antique dealers Simon Peel and Oliver Smallbridge have grown to hate each other, and the fact they are neighbours issues no help to the situation. S1 E1: Families at WarThu, May 23, 11:40 amThat's TV (UK)35 mins
Never the TwainWhen Simon and Oliver are invited to play cricket for their local team, they discover that their teammates are a little on the mature side. Featuring Eric Bristow. S5 E6: Definitely Not CricketTue, May 21, 11:40 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainOily solicitor Brimley, who was at school with Simon, is handling the property next to the antique shops and plans to sell it to a fast food chain. S5 E5: Reading Between the LinesMon, May 20, 11:45 amThat's TV (UK)35 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver decide to buy cheap air tickets to visit the children in Canada, but they get one flight more than they bargained for courtesy of the local flying squad. S4 E6: Come Fly With MeMon, May 13, 11:45 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainSimon gets a visit from his first love, Janis Hunter, now a very wealthy widow. The promise of money leads him to propose to her. S4 E4: No Flame Like An Old FlameWed, May 8, 11:50 amThat's TV (UK)25 mins
Never the TwainWhen Oliver's vet wants him to sing at her upcoming charity event, Simon plans to give a dramatic recitation in response. S4 E3: Words and MusicTue, May 7, 11:45 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins