The Nesbitts and the Cotters go away for a holiday to Loch Lomond for the weekend, where Jamesie gets in a spot of trouble with the locals and Rab camps out in the mountains. S2 E1
Rab reminisces about his school days after Mary throws him out following a three-month stint in jail, while Ella takes her split with Jamesie worse than expected. S2 E2
Rab and Mary have a domestic, and Gash and Burney are taken into care. Determined to prove they are capable parents, Rab and Mary attend therapy sessions in order to sort their differences. S2 E3
Jimbo McGurn's release from prison causes problems for Rab and Jamesie, and after McGurn finds out that Jamesie has been sleeping with his daughter, he takes desperate measures. S2 E4
Religion hits the Nesbitt family harder than expected when a group of Warlocks and witches move in next door. Rab becomes determined to prove there is no such thing as Satan. S2 E6
Rab goes to stay with Mary's cousin Shug, who lives in Sidcup, after finding himself on the run from the police. Gash receives a letter from his girlfriend, and decides to run away to London. S1 E5
When the drop-in centre where Rab holds his self-help group meetings becomes a victim of council cuts, the bandaged philosopher decides to fight back. S10 E4: Fight
Jamesie discovers he's about to become a father, and Ella doesn't take the news very well. Mary accidentally stabs Rab with a bread knife, resulting in the two men ending up in hospital. S10 E3: Cuts
Mary and Ella form a girl band known as 'The Scrubbers', while Rab and Jamesie set themselves up as 'Hunks for Hire', sexy male cleaners for bored, lonely housewives and randy pensioners S10 E2: Fugue
Rab returns home from the pub to find that Mary has kidnapped Chingford Steel, the government Minister for Work. Rab uses the situation as his chance to discover the heights of 'fame'. S10 E1: Broke
Candy: Rab embraces his feminine side as part of his most outrageous social security scam yet, and Mary does her best to come to terms with her husband's newfound womanly presence. (S9, E03)
Heal: Rab and Mary welcome their son Gash back to the family home and become reacquainted with their granddaughter Peaches, and Jamesie shows how far he'll push it to get a woman into bed. (S9, E01)
Heal: Rab and Mary welcome their son Gash back to the family home and become reacquainted with their granddaughter Peaches, and Jamesie shows how far he'll push it to get a woman into bed. (S9, E01)
Trips: Rab and Jamesie are excited to be invited to Big Barney's birthday booze-up, but they are left with much dismay when Barney is found to have lost his mind following an accident. (S8, E06)
Trips: Rab and Jamesie are excited to be invited to Big Barney's birthday booze-up, but they are left with much dismay when Barney is found to have lost his mind following an accident. (S8, E06)
Bug: An insomniac Rab gets no help from a doctor, Andra collapses with a heart attack, and Rab decides to explore his spiritual side in the local park with the help of a group of tramps. (S8, E05)
Bug: An insomniac Rab gets no help from a doctor, Andra collapses with a heart attack, and Rab decides to explore his spiritual side in the local park with the help of a group of tramps. (S8, E05)
Back: Rab has a bad back and leaves Mary in an emotional and vulnerable state; while in the midst of a split with Ella, Jamesie takes his chance to live his dream of being with Mary. (S7, E06)
Property: Rab is unable to come to terms with Mary being mugged by a yob on her way home from the supermarket, and he later discovers that Bridie is working as a prostitute. (S7, E04)
Duel: Rab goes on a booze cruise to Millport with the regulars of the Two Ways, but the cruise soon begins to open up some old wounds for him regarding his childhood. (S7, E03)
Rab and Jamesie take Gash out on a three day drinking binge before he marries his latest girlfriend, Natalie. They wind up at a strange house after Jamesie accidentally pulls a transvestite. S6 E6
The Nesbitts and Cotters travel to Amsterdam to supposedly see the bulbfields, but on arrival, Rab finds out that Jamesie is only interested in the red light district. S6 E5
Rab is spending a lot of time at his newly acquired allotment, which causes Mary to look for her own excitement with an old boyfriend, who cons Rab and Jamesie into holding up a garden centre. S6 E2
Mary seems strangely calm when she is told that Rab's benefits have been suspended. Rab resorts to dressing himself as a hamburger for a local diner 'Happy Burger' in order to pay his way. S6 E1
On the 30th anniversary of his father's death, Rab recalls his family history after finding his long lost brother Gash Sr. Painful memories begin to reveal the reasons behind Gash's demise. S5 E6
The Nesbitts appear on an American-style talk show after being accused of annoying their next door neighbour to death, but Rab soon seizes the opportunity to turn himself into a local celebrity. S5 E5
Shug finds himself in Govan after being thrown out by Pheobe, and wants to start up his own pie shop. But he doesn't know about the local pie mafia, who don't like outsiders on their turf. S5 E4
Rab and Mary are delighted when they win on the football pools, but it doesn't bring them the happiness that they quite expected it to. Meanwhile, Jamesie finds himself dating a teenage girl. S5 E3
Rab and Mary visit the Lake District to enjoy a restful and replenishing holiday and to recharge their marital flame. However, things quickly sour when toxic waste is dumped nearby.S5 E2
Rab and Mary's twentieth wedding anniversary is fast approaching, but Rab starts to realise that his marriage is on rocky ground when he finds himself drawn to a seductive therapy teacher. S5 E1
Norrie can't find anyone to volunteer for the brewery sponsored charity walk across Scotland, until he mentions free drinks. However, the 95-mile trek seems to be too much for Rab and Jamesie. S4 E6
The local TV station gets excited when both Rab and Jamesie are accused of committing murder. A campaign to 'Free the Govan Two' begins, while Rab questions the meaning of police brutality. S4 E5
Rab is told that he needs to wear glasses after having an eye test, and Mary is reluctant to go for another smear test after a nationwide cock-up in which 2,000 tests were incorrectly analysed. S4 E4
Rab and Jamesie take a spiritual trip to the Buckfast Abbey brewery, but end up running into one of Ella's old flames, Frank. Rab upsets the locals, and Jamesie is converted into a Monk. S4 E3
After social security comes sniffing around, Rab is forced to move out and finds himself living rough out on the local dump. However, he soon receives some sad news concerning his mother. S4 E2
Burney moves out only to later find that his cousin Screech has replaced him, and Rab is out on his ear again after feigning an epileptic fit to avoid declaring his love for Mary. S4 E1
Ella and Jamesie want to have children - but they are having trouble because Jamesie has been firing blanks. Jamesie asks Rab if he is willing to become a surrogate father for him. S3 E4
With Mary critically ill in hospital, Rab takes the boys to Blackpool to take their mind off things. However, Gash and Burney decide to spend the day with their Uncle Shug and Aunt Phoebe. S3 E1
Rab finds himself in the middle of a moral dilemma. After saving a 'wino' from drowning, the man decides to leave sole responsibility of his life in Rab's hands, much to his dismay. S2 E5
Jimbo McGurn's release from prison causes problems for Rab and Jamesie, and after McGurn finds out that Jamesie has been sleeping with his daughter, he takes desperate measures. S2 E4
Rab and Mary have a domestic, and Gash and Burney are taken into care. Determined to prove they are capable parents, Rab and Mary attend therapy sessions in order to sort their differences. S2 E3
Rab and Mary have a domestic, and Gash and Burney are taken into care. Determined to prove they are capable parents, Rab and Mary attend therapy sessions in order to sort their differences. S2 E3
Rab reminisces about his school days after Mary throws him out following a three-month stint in jail, while Ella takes her split with Jamesie worse than expected. S2 E2
Rab reminisces about his school days after Mary throws him out following a three-month stint in jail, while Ella takes her split with Jamesie worse than expected. S2 E2
Rab goes to stay with Mary's cousin Shug, who lives in Sidcup, after finding himself on the run from the police. Gash receives a letter from his girlfriend, and decides to run away to London. S1 E5
Rab goes to stay with Mary's cousin Shug, who lives in Sidcup, after finding himself on the run from the police. Gash receives a letter from his girlfriend, and decides to run away to London. S1 E5
Rab is chosen by his granddaughter to be a role model for her class at school, but it soon becomes a nightmare. Jamesie and Rab end up in a crack house for the over 50's. S10 E5: Role
When the drop-in centre where Rab holds his self-help group meetings becomes a victim of council cuts, the bandaged philosopher decides to fight back. S10 E4: Fight
Mary and Ella form a girl band known as 'The Scrubbers', while Rab and Jamesie set themselves up as 'Hunks for Hire', sexy male cleaners for bored, lonely housewives and randy pensioners S10 E2: Fugue
Mary and Ella form a girl band known as 'The Scrubbers', while Rab and Jamesie set themselves up as 'Hunks for Hire', sexy male cleaners for bored, lonely housewives and randy pensioners S10 E2: Fugue
Rab returns home from the pub to find that Mary has kidnapped Chingford Steel, the government Minister for Work. Rab uses the situation as his chance to discover the heights of 'fame'. S10 E1: Broke
An old woman on her way to the Pearly Gates discovers a couple of unlikely carers by her bedside. While Rab racks his brains to offer crumbs of comfort, Jamesie is dogged by disaster. S9 E6: Bottle
Rab finds himself at a posh supper for namesake Rabbie Burns, where he locks horns with filth magnet Saunders McClure, a slimeball with designs on Mary's cleaning company, The House Mice. S9 E5: Muse
Passion: Rab decides to play Cupid for Gash by hooking him up with barmaid Camille; however, Camille is the newfound subject of Jamesie's affections, leading to more heartache for Gash. (S9, E04)
Passion: Rab decides to play Cupid for Gash by hooking him up with barmaid Camille; however, Camille is the newfound subject of Jamesie's affections, leading to more heartache for Gash. (S9, E04)