The Colour Problem: Harold wants to buy a sports car with his savings but Albert wants a new colour television; Harold gets his car, but Albert has a funny turn that forces him to think again.
The Steptoes go into mourning when Hercules dies of a heart attack at the grand old age of 39 and the replacement horse mysteriously falls ill as well. S5 E1: A Death In The Family
Harold has some big political ambitions and holds a local Labour Party meeting at home; Albert, a fervent Tory, sets out to disrupt it. S4 E6: My Old Man's a Tory
The bills are piling up but there's no money to pay for them; as the creditors and bailiffs arrive in the yard, Albert and Harold decide to take drastic action. S4 E4: The Siege of Steptoe Street
Harold thinks the family home needs central heating; Albert is delighted until he hears that his son plans to install it all himself. S4 E3: Those Magnificent Men and Their Heating Machines
Harold picks up a rare antique figurine on his rounds bearing the well-known crossed swords; thinking he's found an item worth selling, he is determined to make a large profit. S4 E2: Crossed Swords
Harold is finally tying the knot but is jilted at the altar, leaving the bridegroom humiliated and in a terrible state; however, the best man is far from upset. S4 E1: And Afterwards At...
To bring in some extra cash, Albert decides to take in a lodger; Harold is none too happy and moves out of the family home and finds himself another job. Will he ever come back? S3 E7: The Lodger
When Albert lands a large windfall on the premium bonds and soon goes on a wild spending spree, Harold soon goes from bitter to jealous. S3 E6: The Bonds That Bind Us
The Steptoes go for their weekly visit to the cinema; unfortunately, their tastes in big screen entertainment differ wildly. S3 E5: Sunday For Seven Days
Harold meets a French au pair on his rounds and starts dating her, but a revelation from Albert's past means Harold's relationship with Monique may be too close for comfort. S3 E4: Steptoe a La Cart
Cash flow problems cause Harold to buy some lead at a knockdown price from a stranger who visits the yard, but panic sets in when the police pay a visit. S3 E3: The Lead Man Cometh
Harold buys a job lot of coffins and stores them in the living room; Albert strongly objects and moves into the stable to sleep, leaving Harold alone in the house at night. S3 E2: The Wooden Overcoats
Harold makes plans to sail around the world with a group of young adventurers, but he has to solve the problem of what to do with Albert. S3 E1: Homes Fit For Heroes
To bring in some extra cash, Albert decides to take in a lodger; Harold is none too happy and moves out of the family home and finds himself another job. Will he ever come back? S3 E7: The Lodger
When Albert lands a large windfall on the premium bonds and soon goes on a wild spending spree, Harold soon goes from bitter to jealous. S3 E6: The Bonds That Bind Us
The Steptoes go for their weekly visit to the cinema; unfortunately, their tastes in big screen entertainment differ wildly. S3 E5: Sunday For Seven Days
Harold meets a French au pair on his rounds and starts dating her, but a revelation from Albert's past means Harold's relationship with Monique may be too close for comfort. S3 E4: Steptoe a La Cart
Cash flow problems cause Harold to buy some lead at a knockdown price from a stranger who visits the yard, but panic sets in when the police pay a visit. S3 E3: The Lead Man Cometh
Harold buys a job lot of coffins and stores them in the living room; Albert strongly objects and moves into the stable to sleep, leaving Harold alone in the house at night. S3 E2: The Wooden Overcoats
Harold makes plans to sail around the world with a group of young adventurers, but he has to solve the problem of what to do with Albert. S3 E1: Homes Fit For Heroes
Clairvoyant Madame Fontana is invited to hold a seance at the Steptoes by Albert as he wants to get in touch with Harold's mother. S8 E6: Seance In a Wet Rag and Bone Yard
Albert has done his back in and runs Harold ragged with demands for help; after a bit of detective work, Harold deduces all is not quite as it seems. S8 E5: Upstairs, Downstairs, Upstairs, Downstairs
Local villain Frankie Barrow demands money with menaces from the Steptoes, so Albert hatches a scheme with the help of Shepherd Bush's answer to the Seven Samurai. S8 E4: The Seven Steptoerai
Harold brings home an old 'What the Butler Saw' machine but gets a surprise when he takes a look at the film inside; what will the vicar think at the church fete? S8 E3: Porn Yesterday
Harold's love life has collapsed and so has his bed - however, he discovers after splashing out on a waterbed that it's not the only time he will be splashing. S8 E2: And So to Bed
A photographer arrives at the yard and wants to use it for a fashion shoot, but there's a surprising volunteer when a male model is required. S8 E1: Back in Fashion
Classic comedy with the rag-and-bone team. When the arguments become just too much for Harold, he decides to take drastic measures to get some peace from Albert. S7 E6: Divided We Stand
The vicar calls asking for an article on rag-and-bone men for the church magazine's centenary edition; Harold writes the article but Albert makes the contribution of a crossword. S7 E1: Men of Letters
A brash Australian turns up on the doorstep and turns out to be Albert's long-lost son, but Harold doesn't take too kindly to his brother's new business ideas. S6 E8: Cuckoo in the Nest
Harold brings home his latest bargain - a commode he thinks was used by royalty - and the pair get involved in a tug of war over the antique toilet. S6 E7: The Three Feathers
Harold decides to buy a snooker table and sets it up in the house; when he challenges Albert to a game on the green baize, he is in for a surprise. S6 E6: Pot Black
The noise of the nearby motorway convinces Harold that he wants to move to suburbia, and Albert has a brainwave when the local residents association turn up for a chat. S6 E5: Without Prejudice
The battle lines are drawn between the Steptoes as a local by-election looms, and Albert is chosen to take tea with the Prime Minster to Harold's displeasure. S6 E4: Tea For Two
Albert reveals that he is going to get married again and invites the lady round to meet Harold, causing a real shock when she arrives. S6 E3: Two's Company
Harold suffers from two left feet and desperately needs someone to teach him how to dance to impress a potential new girlfriend, but who can he ask? S6 E2: Come Dancing
Albert knocks over Harold's best china cabinet and launches into an elaborate cover-up that includes calling the police to report a break-in. S6 E1: Robbery With Violence
Harold wants to buy a sports car with his savings but Albert wants a new colour television; Harold gets his car, but Albert has a funny turn that forces him to think again. S5 E5: The Colour Problem
A heavily pregnant young woman turns up looking for Harold who she thinks is the father; he warms to the idea of becoming a dad, but it can only end in pain. S5 E4: Steptoe and Son - and Son!
A sophisticated antiques dealer turns up at the yard and Harold is very impressed, but Albert thinks he's after more than antiques. S5 E3: Any Old Iron
Harold is intending to go on a skiing holiday to Austria on his own, but Albert feels lonely and neglected while Harold gets some last-minute practice in. S5 E2: A Winter's Tale
The Steptoes go into mourning when Hercules dies of a heart attack at the grand old age of 39 and the replacement horse mysteriously falls ill as well. S5 E1: A Death In The Family
Harold reluctantly agrees to take Albert on a nostalgic trip to France to revisit the battlefields where he fought during the First World War. S4 E7: Pilgrim's Progress
Harold has some big political ambitions and holds a local Labour Party meeting at home; Albert, a fervent Tory, sets out to disrupt it. S4 E6: My Old Man's a Tory
Harold has nowhere to take his lady friends and resolves to get himself a bachelor pad, but his love life doesn't go according to plan; meanwhile, Albert has a new lease of life. S4 E5: A Box in Town
Clairvoyant Madame Fontana is invited to hold a seance at the Steptoes by Albert as he wants to get in touch with Harold's mother. S8 E6: Seance In a Wet Rag and Bone Yard
Harold's love life has collapsed and so has his bed - however, he discovers after splashing out on a waterbed that it's not the only time he will be splashing. S8 E2: And So to Bed
To bring in some extra cash, Albert decides to take in a lodger; Harold is none too happy and moves out of the family home and finds himself another job. Will he ever come back? S3 E7: The Lodger
When Albert lands a large windfall on the premium bonds and soon goes on a wild spending spree, Harold soon goes from bitter to jealous. S3 E6: The Bonds That Bind Us
The Steptoes go for their weekly visit to the cinema; unfortunately, their tastes in big screen entertainment differ wildly. S3 E5: Sunday For Seven Days