Never the Twain

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Never the TwainSimon and Oliver undertake a spot of stock taking now that they are in partnership again, but greed and deceit are the order of the day. S3 E1: Taking StockMon, Sept 1, 2:30 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver undertake a spot of stock taking now that they are in partnership again, but greed and deceit are the order of the day. S3 E1: Taking StockMon, Sept 1, 2:35 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainWith Lyn and David now in Vancouver where he is working, Simon and Oliver return to a bachelor existence and Simon tries to rent his empty flat out. S4 E1: A Home of Your OwnMon, Sept 1, 2:00 pmThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainSimon is approached by a health food company rep who wants to buy the shop for its premises - and the offer is tempting - while Oliver wrongly believes that Ringo has won the pools. S3 E2: PartnersTue, Sept 2, 2:30 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainLady Devereaux calls in on Simon while elderly Mrs Piggit offers Oliver pieces for sale, but Oliver assumes that Piggit is the aristocrat after seeing a Rolls parked outside. S3 E3: A Nose For QualityWed, Sept 3, 3:00 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainWhen David and Lyn inform their fathers that they have no intention of having children, Oliver and Simon resort to drastic action in a bid for a grandchild. S3 E4: The End of the LineThu, Sept 4, 2:35 amThat's TV 225 mins

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Never the TwainWhen Simon's unpretentious younger sister Susan (Prunella Scales) comes to stay, Simon is perturbed that she likes Oliver and starts going out with him. S2 E5: If You Knew SusanSat, Aug 30, 2:30 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainSimon has a fall, badly cuts himself and is rushed to hospital; having the same blood type, a very reluctant Oliver agrees to donate blood to save his life. S2 E4: Blood BrothersFri, Aug 29, 2:30 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainA Woman's Place: When Lyn gets a promotion, David feels inferior and forbids her to take it; they argue and she moves back in with Oliver, but Simon and Oliver collude to get them back together.Thu, Aug 28, 2:25 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainLyn and David are on their honeymoon and Oliver has bought a double bed as a wedding present; Simon, however, had the same idea with two beds now taking up space. S2 E1: Who's Been Sleeping in My Bed?Tue, Aug 26, 2:45 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainAs their offspring's wedding day approaches, Oliver and Simon try to mend fences with a friendly dinner party but then decide to play cards. S1 E6: Father of the GroomMon, Aug 25, 2:25 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainLyn and David vow that they will never lie to each other, but their fathers are overjoyed when the vow backfires. S1 E5: Nothing But The TruthSun, Aug 24, 2:15 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainA Matched Pair: Simon is over the moon when he learns that Oliver's antique shop has been burgled, but he has to eat humble pie when he realises that he has to ask a favour of his arch-enemy.Sat, Aug 23, 2:20 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainThe offer of a weekend in Edinburgh with Veronica causes Simon and Oliver to rekindle their passion for opera. S1 E3: A Night at the OperaFri, Aug 22, 2:25 amThat's TV 220 mins
Never the TwainWhen Simon and Oliver are invited to play cricket for their local team, they discover that their teammates are a little on the mature side. Featuring Eric Bristow. S5 E6: Definitely Not CricketMon, Aug 18, 2:30 amThat's TV 220 mins
Never the TwainOily solicitor Brimley, who was at school with Simon, is handling the property next to the antique shops and plans to sell it to a fast food chain. S5 E5: Reading Between the LinesSun, Aug 17, 2:20 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainSimon takes up judo to defend himself against likely muggers and invites Oliver to accompany him to his class at the gym. S5 E4: Kung WhoSat, Aug 16, 2:30 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver plan - separately - to spend a night at a country pub and are surprised to meet each other there... especially when there is only one guest room. S5 E2: Going Going GoneThu, Aug 14, 2:30 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver look in danger of losing much more than their hearts when they both take a fancy to a beautiful shop assistant. S5 E1: In Whom We TrystWed, Aug 13, 2:25 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainWhen Simon gets a visit from his first love Janis Hunter - who is now a very wealthy widow - the promise of money leads him to propose to her. S4 E4: No Flame Like An Old FlameSun, Aug 10, 2:20 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainWhen Oliver's vet wants him to sing at her upcoming charity event, Simon plans to give a dramatic recitation in response. S4 E3: Words and MusicSat, Aug 9, 2:25 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainOliver sends Prince Charles a gift hoping to secure his patronage, and Simon is tracing his family tree and is led to believe that he is of royal descent. S4 E2: The Royal ConnectionFri, Aug 8, 2:20 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainWhen David and Lyn inform their fathers that they have no intention of having children, Oliver and Simon resort to drastic action in a bid for a grandchild. S3 E4: The End of the LineMon, Aug 4, 2:35 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainWhen David and Lyn inform their fathers that they have no intention of having children, Oliver and Simon resort to drastic action in a bid for a grandchild. S3 E4: The End of the LineMon, Aug 4, 2:15 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainLady Devereaux calls in on Simon while elderly Mrs Piggit offers Oliver pieces for sale, but Oliver assumes that Piggit is the aristocrat after seeing a Rolls parked outside. S3 E3: A Nose For QualitySun, Aug 3, 2:35 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver undertake a spot of stock taking now that they are in partnership again, but greed and deceit are the order of the day. S3 E1: Taking StockFri, Aug 1, 2:40 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainOliver suggests that he and Simon should stop feuding and go into partnership, but does he have an ulterior motive? S2 E6: The More We Are TogetherThu, Jul 31, 2:45 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainOliver suggests that he and Simon should stop feuding and go into partnership, but does he have an ulterior motive? S2 E6: The More We Are TogetherThu, Jul 31, 2:35 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainWhen Simon's unpretentious younger sister Susan (Prunella Scales) comes to stay, Simon is perturbed that she likes Oliver and starts going out with him. S2 E5: If You Knew SusanWed, Jul 30, 2:40 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainSimon has a fall, badly cuts himself and is rushed to hospital; having the same blood type, a very reluctant Oliver agrees to donate blood to save his life. S2 E4: Blood BrothersTue, Jul 29, 2:55 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainSimon has a fall, badly cuts himself and is rushed to hospital; having the same blood type, a very reluctant Oliver agrees to donate blood to save his life. S2 E4: Blood BrothersTue, Jul 29, 2:40 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainA Woman's Place: When Lyn gets a promotion, David feels inferior and forbids her to take it; they argue and she moves back in with Oliver, but Simon and Oliver collude to get them back together.Mon, Jul 28, 2:40 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainAs Young As You Feel: It's Oliver's birthday and Simon fixes him up with a birthday blind date, but it is with the man-eating Isadora Beecham from whose clutches Simon is trying to escape.Sun, Jul 27, 2:30 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainLyn and David are on their honeymoon and Oliver has bought a double bed as a wedding present; Simon, however, had the same idea with two beds now taking up space. S2 E1: Who's Been Sleeping in My Bed?Sat, Jul 26, 2:40 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainThe offer of a weekend in Edinburgh with Veronica causes Simon and Oliver to rekindle their passion for opera. S1 E3: A Night at the OperaTue, Jul 22, 2:40 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainWhen Simon and Oliver are invited to play cricket for their local team, they discover that their teammates are a little on the mature side. Featuring Eric Bristow. S5 E6: Definitely Not CricketFri, Jul 18, 2:40 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainOily solicitor Brimley, who was at school with Simon, is handling the property next to the antique shops and plans to sell it to a fast food chain. S5 E5: Reading Between the LinesThu, Jul 17, 2:40 amThat's TV 220 mins
Never the TwainOily solicitor Brimley, who was at school with Simon, is handling the property next to the antique shops and plans to sell it to a fast food chain. S5 E5: Reading Between the LinesThu, Jul 17, 2:25 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainSimon reveals to Oliver that he is adopted; circumstances lead him to believe that his natural parents may be drunken thief Charlie Crapper and his wife Lil. S5 E3: Thicker Than WaterTue, Jul 15, 2:35 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver plan - separately - to spend a night at a country pub and are surprised to meet each other there... especially when there is only one guest room. S5 E2: Going Going GoneMon, Jul 14, 3:10 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainIn their battle for Caroline's hand and her affections, Simon and Oliver get two antique guns and arrange a duel but discover a third person in their rivalry. S4 E5: Love's Neighbours' LostFri, Jul 11, 2:20 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainWhen Simon gets a visit from his first love Janis Hunter - who is now a very wealthy widow - the promise of money leads him to propose to her. S4 E4: No Flame Like An Old FlameThu, Jul 10, 2:20 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainWhen Simon gets a visit from his first love Janis Hunter - who is now a very wealthy widow - the promise of money leads him to propose to her. S4 E4: No Flame Like An Old FlameThu, Jul 10, 2:15 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainWhen Oliver's vet wants him to sing at her upcoming charity event, Simon plans to give a dramatic recitation in response. S4 E3: Words and MusicWed, Jul 9, 2:15 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainOliver sends Prince Charles a gift hoping to secure his patronage, and Simon is tracing his family tree and is led to believe that he is of royal descent. S4 E2: The Royal ConnectionTue, Jul 8, 2:30 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainWith Lyn and David now in Vancouver where he is working, Simon and Oliver return to a bachelor existence and Simon tries to rent his empty flat out. S4 E1: A Home of Your OwnMon, Jul 7, 2:30 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver forge an uneasy pact when they learn that Lyn is expecting, but tensions arise when they agree to be interviewed on a local radio station. S3 E6: Not On The Same WavelengthSun, Jul 6, 2:35 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainWhen Lyn and David tell their overweight fathers to go on a diet, the two men join forces to resist and eat the most unhealthy foods in order to relax and enjoy life. S3 E5: The Welsh ConnectionSat, Jul 5, 2:30 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainWhen David and Lyn inform their fathers that they have no intention of having children, Oliver and Simon resort to drastic action in a bid for a grandchild. S3 E4: The End of the LineFri, Jul 4, 2:30 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainWhen David and Lyn inform their fathers that they have no intention of having children, Oliver and Simon resort to drastic action in a bid for a grandchild. S3 E4: The End of the LineFri, Jul 4, 2:15 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainLady Devereaux calls in on Simon while elderly Mrs Piggit offers Oliver pieces for sale, but Oliver assumes that Piggit is the aristocrat after seeing a Rolls parked outside. S3 E3: A Nose For QualityThu, Jul 3, 2:30 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainLady Devereaux calls in on Simon while elderly Mrs Piggit offers Oliver pieces for sale, but Oliver assumes that Piggit is the aristocrat after seeing a Rolls parked outside. S3 E3: A Nose For QualityThu, Jul 3, 2:15 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainSimon is approached by a health food company rep who wants to buy the shop for its premises - and the offer is tempting - while Oliver wrongly believes that Ringo has won the pools. S3 E2: PartnersWed, Jul 2, 2:25 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainSimon is approached by a health food company rep who wants to buy the shop for its premises - and the offer is tempting - while Oliver wrongly believes that Ringo has won the pools. S3 E2: PartnersWed, Jul 2, 2:20 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver undertake a spot of stock taking now that they are in partnership again, but greed and deceit are the order of the day. S3 E1: Taking StockTue, Jul 1, 2:25 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver undertake a spot of stock taking now that they are in partnership again, but greed and deceit are the order of the day. S3 E1: Taking StockTue, Jul 1, 2:05 amThat's TV 230 mins