Never the Twain

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Never the TwainIt's a Long Way to Friern Barnet: Classic British sitcom. David and Lyn settle into a new home as Simon and Oliver compete to ensure they have all the domestic essentials they need. [S] S8 Ep6Wed, Mar 4, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainJust the Ticket: Classic British sitcom. Oliver is thrilled to get hold of a pair of tickets to a rugby match at Twickenham, but Simon is determined to ruin the day. [S] S9 Ep1Thu, Mar 5, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainA Point of Honour: Classic British sitcom. Simon seeks an assistant, but he runs into trouble after interviewing an applicant and finds that discretion is the better part of valour. [S] S9 Ep2Fri, Mar 6, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainA New Lease of Life: Classic British sitcom. Simon begins to feel as though his life is passing far too quickly for his own good, so he decides to make a big change to his life. [S] S9 Ep3Mon, Mar 9, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainAspects of Love: Classic British sitcom. When Simon arouses Oliver's suspicions and Oliver is the subject of a rumour in turn, both of these events lead to gossip in the village. [S] S9 Ep4Tue, Mar 10, 6:00 amITV335 mins

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Never the TwainOily solicitor Brimley, who was at school with Simon, is handling the property next to the antique shops and plans to sell it to a fast food chain. S5 E5: Reading Between the LinesFri, Dec 19, 2:35 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainOily solicitor Brimley, who was at school with Simon, is handling the property next to the antique shops and plans to sell it to a fast food chain. S5 E5: Reading Between the LinesFri, Dec 19, 2:20 amThat's TV 230 mins
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Never the TwainWhen Oliver's vet wants him to sing at her upcoming charity event, Simon plans to give a dramatic recitation in response. S4 E3: Words and MusicThu, Dec 11, 2:30 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainWhen Oliver's vet wants him to sing at her upcoming charity event, Simon plans to give a dramatic recitation in response. S4 E3: Words and MusicThu, Dec 11, 2:20 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainOliver sends Prince Charles a gift hoping to secure his patronage, and Simon is tracing his family tree and is led to believe that he is of royal descent. S4 E2: The Royal ConnectionWed, Dec 10, 2:30 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainWith Lyn and David now in Vancouver where he is working, Simon and Oliver return to a bachelor existence and Simon tries to rent his empty flat out. S4 E1: A Home of Your OwnTue, Dec 9, 2:30 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver forge an uneasy pact when they learn that Lyn is expecting, but tensions arise when they agree to be interviewed on a local radio station. S3 E6: Not On The Same WavelengthMon, Dec 8, 2:05 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainWhen Lyn and David tell their overweight fathers to go on a diet, the two men join forces to resist and eat the most unhealthy foods in order to relax and enjoy life. S3 E5: The Welsh ConnectionSun, Dec 7, 2:10 amThat's TV 235 mins
Never the TwainWhen Lyn and David tell their overweight fathers to go on a diet, the two men join forces to resist and eat the most unhealthy foods in order to relax and enjoy life. S3 E5: The Welsh ConnectionSun, Dec 7, 2:05 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainWhen David and Lyn inform their fathers that they have no intention of having children, Oliver and Simon resort to drastic action in a bid for a grandchild. S3 E4: The End of the LineSat, Dec 6, 2:10 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainLady Devereaux calls in on Simon while elderly Mrs Piggit offers Oliver pieces for sale, but Oliver assumes that Piggit is the aristocrat after seeing a Rolls parked outside. S3 E3: A Nose For QualityFri, Dec 5, 2:25 amThat's TV 235 mins
Never the TwainSimon is approached by a health food company rep who wants to buy the shop for its premises - and the offer is tempting - while Oliver wrongly believes that Ringo has won the pools. S3 E2: PartnersThu, Dec 4, 2:15 amThat's TV 230 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver undertake a spot of stock taking now that they are in partnership again, but greed and deceit are the order of the day. S3 E1: Taking StockWed, Dec 3, 2:20 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainOliver suggests that he and Simon should stop feuding and go into partnership, but does he have an ulterior motive? S2 E6: The More We Are TogetherTue, Dec 2, 2:20 amThat's TV 220 mins
Never the TwainWhen Simon's unpretentious younger sister Susan (Prunella Scales) comes to stay, Simon is perturbed that she likes Oliver and starts going out with him. S2 E5: If You Knew SusanMon, Dec 1, 2:15 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainSimon has a fall, badly cuts himself and is rushed to hospital; having the same blood type, a very reluctant Oliver agrees to donate blood to save his life. S2 E4: Blood BrothersSun, Nov 30, 2:25 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver plan - separately - to spend a night at a country pub and are surprised to meet each other there... especially when there is only one guest room. S5 E2: Going Going GoneSat, Nov 15, 2:20 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver look in danger of losing much more than their hearts when they both take a fancy to a beautiful shop assistant. S5 E1: In Whom We TrystFri, Nov 14, 2:45 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainCome Fly With Me: Simon and Oliver decide to buy cheap air tickets to visit the children in Canada, but they get one flight more than they bargained for courtesy of the local flying squad.Thu, Nov 13, 2:45 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainIn their battle for Caroline's hand and her affections, Simon and Oliver get two antique guns and arrange a duel but discover a third person in their rivalry. S4 E5: Love's Neighbours' LostWed, Nov 12, 2:35 amThat's TV 220 mins
Never the TwainWhen Simon gets a visit from his first love Janis Hunter - who is now a very wealthy widow - the promise of money leads him to propose to her. S4 E4: No Flame Like An Old FlameTue, Nov 11, 2:20 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainWhen Oliver's vet wants him to sing at her upcoming charity event, Simon plans to give a dramatic recitation in response. S4 E3: Words and MusicMon, Nov 10, 2:20 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainWith Lyn and David now in Vancouver where he is working, Simon and Oliver return to a bachelor existence and Simon tries to rent his empty flat out. S4 E1: A Home of Your OwnSat, Nov 8, 2:55 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver forge an uneasy pact when they learn that Lyn is expecting, but tensions arise when they agree to be interviewed on a local radio station. S3 E6: Not On The Same WavelengthFri, Nov 7, 2:20 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainWhen Lyn and David tell their overweight fathers to go on a diet, the two men join forces to resist and eat the most unhealthy foods in order to relax and enjoy life. S3 E5: The Welsh ConnectionThu, Nov 6, 2:25 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainWhen David and Lyn inform their fathers that they have no intention of having children, Oliver and Simon resort to drastic action in a bid for a grandchild. S3 E4: The End of the LineWed, Nov 5, 2:05 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainLady Devereaux calls in on Simon while elderly Mrs Piggit offers Oliver pieces for sale, but Oliver assumes that Piggit is the aristocrat after seeing a Rolls parked outside. S3 E3: A Nose For QualityTue, Nov 4, 2:25 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainSimon is approached by a health food company rep who wants to buy the shop for its premises - and the offer is tempting - while Oliver wrongly believes that Ringo has won the pools. S3 E2: PartnersMon, Nov 3, 2:20 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainOliver suggests that he and Simon should stop feuding and go into partnership, but does he have an ulterior motive? S2 E6: The More We Are TogetherSat, Nov 1, 2:25 amThat's TV 220 mins
Never the TwainWhen Simon's unpretentious younger sister Susan (Prunella Scales) comes to stay, Simon is perturbed that she likes Oliver and starts going out with him. S2 E5: If You Knew SusanFri, Oct 31, 2:25 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainSimon has a fall, badly cuts himself and is rushed to hospital; having the same blood type, a very reluctant Oliver agrees to donate blood to save his life. S2 E4: Blood BrothersThu, Oct 30, 2:25 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainSimon has a fall, badly cuts himself and is rushed to hospital; having the same blood type, a very reluctant Oliver agrees to donate blood to save his life. S2 E4: Blood BrothersThu, Oct 30, 2:10 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainA Woman's Place: When Lyn gets a promotion, David feels inferior and forbids her to take it; they argue and she moves back in with Oliver, but Simon and Oliver collude to get them back together.Wed, Oct 29, 2:30 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainA Woman's Place: When Lyn gets a promotion, David feels inferior and forbids her to take it; they argue and she moves back in with Oliver, but Simon and Oliver collude to get them back together.Wed, Oct 29, 2:15 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainAs Young As You Feel: It's Oliver's birthday and Simon fixes him up with a birthday blind date, but it is with the man-eating Isadora Beecham from whose clutches Simon is trying to escape.Tue, Oct 28, 2:20 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainAs their offspring's wedding day approaches, Oliver and Simon try to mend fences with a friendly dinner party but then decide to play cards. S1 E6: Father of the GroomSun, Oct 26, 1:20 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainLyn and David vow that they will never lie to each other, but their fathers are overjoyed when the vow backfires. S1 E5: Nothing But The TruthSat, Oct 25, 2:35 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainA Matched Pair: Simon is over the moon when he learns that Oliver's antique shop has been burgled, but he has to eat humble pie when he realises that he has to ask a favour of his arch-enemy.Fri, Oct 24, 2:15 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainWhen a widow called Veronica Barton is selling her late husband's Meissen collection, both Simon and Oliver pretend to be private collectors hoping for a knockdown bargain. S1 E2: Of Meissen MenWed, Oct 22, 2:30 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainOnce business partners, antique dealers Simon Peel and Oliver Smallbridge have grown to hate each other - the fact they are neighbours issues no help to the situation. S1 E1: Families at WarTue, Oct 21, 2:20 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainWhen Simon and Oliver are invited to play cricket for their local team, they discover that their teammates are a little on the mature side. Featuring Eric Bristow. S5 E6: Definitely Not CricketSun, Oct 19, 2:15 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainOily solicitor Brimley, who was at school with Simon, is handling the property next to the antique shops and plans to sell it to a fast food chain. S5 E5: Reading Between the LinesSat, Oct 18, 2:40 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainSimon takes up judo to defend himself against likely muggers and invites Oliver to accompany him to his class at the gym. S5 E4: Kung WhoFri, Oct 17, 2:55 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainSimon reveals to Oliver that he is adopted; circumstances lead him to believe that his natural parents may be drunken thief Charlie Crapper and his wife Lil. S5 E3: Thicker Than WaterThu, Oct 16, 2:35 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver plan - separately - to spend a night at a country pub and are surprised to meet each other there... especially when there is only one guest room. S5 E2: Going Going GoneWed, Oct 15, 2:20 amThat's TV 225 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver look in danger of losing much more than their hearts when they both take a fancy to a beautiful shop assistant. S5 E1: In Whom We TrystTue, Oct 14, 2:15 amThat's TV 225 mins