When Glasgow is named the European City of Culture, the Nesbitts pay the city a visit. However, things don't turned out as planned as Rab and Jamesie start a fight with a Peruvian folk band. S1 E3
When Glasgow is named the European City of Culture, the Nesbitts pay the city a visit. However, things don't turned out as planned as Rab and Jamesie start a fight with a Peruvian folk band. S1 E3
Rab goes to see his doctor and discovers that if he does not give up drinking within a year, he will die. Not taking any notice of the doctor's orders, he blows his money on booze. S1 E4
Rab goes to see his doctor and discovers that if he does not give up drinking within a year, he will die. Not taking any notice of the doctor's orders, he blows his money on booze. S1 E4
Rab is chosen by his granddaughter to be a role model for her class at school - but it soon becomes a nightmare - and Jamesie and Rab end up in a crack house for the over-50s. S10 E5: Role
Rab is chosen by his granddaughter to be a role model for her class at school - but it soon becomes a nightmare - and Jamesie and Rab end up in a crack house for the over-50s. S10 E5: Role
The Nesbitts and the Cotters go away for a holiday to Loch Lomond for the weekend, where Jamesie gets in a spot of trouble with the locals and Rab camps out in the mountains. S2 E1
The Nesbitts and the Cotters go away for a holiday to Loch Lomond for the weekend, where Jamesie gets in a spot of trouble with the locals and Rab camps out in the mountains. S2 E1
Rab reminisces about his school days after Mary throws him out following a three-month stint in jail, while Ella takes her split with Jamesie worse than expected. S2 E2
Rab reminisces about his school days after Mary throws him out following a three-month stint in jail, while Ella takes her split with Jamesie worse than expected. S2 E2
Rab and Mary have a domestic, and Gash and Burney are taken into care. Determined to prove they are capable parents, Rab and Mary attend therapy sessions in order to sort their differences. S2 E3
Rab and Mary have a domestic, and Gash and Burney are taken into care. Determined to prove they are capable parents, Rab and Mary attend therapy sessions in order to sort their differences. S2 E3
Jimbo McGurn's release from prison causes problems for Rab and Jamesie, and after McGurn finds out that Jamesie has been sleeping with his daughter, he takes desperate measures. S2 E4
Mary finds a rat in the kitchen, Rab discovers his favourite shop has turned into an art boutique, and a by-election takes place in Govan: Rab votes Conservative. S1 E2
Mary finds a rat in the kitchen, Rab discovers his favourite shop has turned into an art boutique, and a by-election takes place in Govan: Rab votes Conservative. S1 E2
The legendary Scottish comedy. Rab returns home three days late from the butchers, leaving Mary no choice but to move out after years of trouble. To his horror, Rab discovers he has to get a job. S1E1
The legendary Scottish comedy. Rab returns home three days late from the butchers, leaving Mary no choice but to move out after years of trouble. To his horror, Rab discovers he has to get a job. S1E1
After social security comes sniffing around, Rab is forced to move out and finds himself living rough out on the local dump. However, he soon receives some sad news concerning his mother. S4 E2
Burney moves out only to later find that his cousin Screech has replaced him, and Rab is out on his ear again after feigning an epileptic fit to avoid declaring his love for Mary. S4 E1
Has Rab's night in the cells driven his cellmate to suicide and his police guard to murder, will Rab finally learn the true error of his ways, or will history repeat itself? S3 E6
Guest starring David Tennant. Mary gets a new job with a lecherous boss, and Rab begins to fear that Mary may dump him. He turns to Jamesie for advice, which creates even more problems. S3 E2
With Mary critically ill in hospital, Rab takes the boys to Blackpool to take their mind off things. However, Gash and Burney decide to spend the day with their Uncle Shug and Aunt Phoebe. S3 E1
With Mary critically ill in hospital, Rab takes the boys to Blackpool to take their mind off things. However, Gash and Burney decide to spend the day with their Uncle Shug and Aunt Phoebe. S3 E1
Rab finds himself in the middle of a moral dilemma. After saving a 'wino' from drowning, the man decides to leave sole responsibility of his life in Rab's hands, much to his dismay. S2 E5
Jimbo McGurn's release from prison causes problems for Rab and Jamesie, and after McGurn finds out that Jamesie has been sleeping with his daughter, he takes desperate measures. S2 E4
Jimbo McGurn's release from prison causes problems for Rab and Jamesie, and after McGurn finds out that Jamesie has been sleeping with his daughter, he takes desperate measures. S2 E4
Rab and Mary have a domestic, and Gash and Burney are taken into care. Determined to prove they are capable parents, Rab and Mary attend therapy sessions in order to sort their differences. S2 E3
Rab reminisces about his school days after Mary throws him out following a three-month stint in jail, while Ella takes her split with Jamesie worse than expected. S2 E2
The Nesbitts and the Cotters go away for a holiday to Loch Lomond for the weekend, where Jamesie gets in a spot of trouble with the locals and Rab camps out in the mountains. S2 E1
The Nesbitt family win a holiday to Benidorm, much to the surprise of Jamesie and Ella, who are also going. Rab samples some of the local culture, while Jamesie decides to make a move on Mary. S1 E6
The Nesbitt family win a holiday to Benidorm, much to the surprise of Jamesie and Ella, who are also going. Rab samples some of the local culture, while Jamesie decides to make a move on Mary. S1 E6
Rab goes to stay with Mary's cousin Shug, who lives in Sidcup, after finding himself on the run from the police. Gash receives a letter from his girlfriend, and decides to run away to London. S1 E5
Rab goes to stay with Mary's cousin Shug, who lives in Sidcup, after finding himself on the run from the police. Gash receives a letter from his girlfriend, and decides to run away to London. S1 E5
Rab goes to see his doctor and discovers that if he does not give up drinking within a year, he will die. Not taking any notice of the doctor's orders, he blows his money on booze. S1 E4
Rab goes to see his doctor and discovers that if he does not give up drinking within a year, he will die. Not taking any notice of the doctor's orders, he blows his money on booze. S1 E4
When Glasgow is named the European City of Culture, the Nesbitts pay the city a visit. However, things don't turned out as planned as Rab and Jamesie start a fight with a Peruvian folk band. S1 E3
Rab and Mary have a domestic, and Gash and Burney are taken into care. Determined to prove they are capable parents, Rab and Mary attend therapy sessions in order to sort their differences. S2 E3
Mary finds a rat in the kitchen, Rab discovers his favourite shop has turned into an art boutique, and a by-election takes place in Govan: Rab votes Conservative. S1 E2
The legendary Scottish comedy. Rab returns home three days late from the butchers, leaving Mary no choice but to move out after years of trouble. To his horror, Rab discovers he has to get a job. S1E1
Mary and Ella form a girl band known as 'The Scrubbers', while Rab and Jamesie set themselves up as 'Hunks for Hire', sexy male cleaners for bored, lonely housewives and randy pensioners S10 E2: Fugue
An old woman on her way to the Pearly Gates discovers a couple of unlikely carers by her bedside. While Rab racks his brains to offer crumbs of comfort, Jamesie is dogged by disaster. S9 E6: Bottle
Rab finds himself at a posh supper for namesake Rabbie Burns, where he locks horns with filth magnet Saunders McClure, a slimeball with designs on Mary's cleaning company, The House Mice. S9 E5: Muse
Passion: Rab decides to play Cupid for Gash by hooking him up with barmaid Camille; however, Camille is the newfound subject of Jamesie's affections, leading to more heartache for Gash. (S9, E04)
Candy: Rab embraces his feminine side as part of his most outrageous social security scam yet, and Mary does her best to come to terms with her husband's newfound womanly presence. (S9, E03)
Signal: When a mobile phone mast appears in Govan, Rab turns rabble-rouser to fire up the community into fighting back; it's driving everyone up the pole, but is it damaging their health? (S9, E02)
Heal: Rab and Mary welcome their son Gash back to the family home and become reacquainted with their granddaughter Peaches, and Jamesie shows how far he'll push it to get a woman into bed. (S9, E01)
Trips: Rab and Jamesie are excited to be invited to Big Barney's birthday booze-up, but they are left with much dismay when Barney is found to have lost his mind following an accident. (S8, E06)
Bug: An insomniac Rab gets no help from a doctor, Andra collapses with a heart attack, and Rab decides to explore his spiritual side in the local park with the help of a group of tramps. (S8, E05)
Fruit: Bridie is due to give birth to Rab's first grandchild Peaches; when Rab falls asleep when taking Peaches out in the pram, the baby goes missing and Jamesie helps solve the mystery. (S8, E04)
Duel: Rab goes on a booze cruise to Millport with the regulars of the Two Ways, but the cruise soon begins to open up some old wounds for him regarding his childhood. (S7, E03)
Cocktails: Relief barman 'Mad Dog' comes highly recommended by his old pals in Broadmoor, but he leaves Rab and Jamesie on the brink of a drug problem before long. (S7, E02)
New: The thought of a new Labour government and daughter-in-law makes Rab start to feel his age; while Gash's marriage is on the rocks, the involvement of her mad twin brother doesn't help. (S7, E01)
Rab and Jamesie take Gash out on a three day drinking binge before he marries his latest girlfriend, Natalie. They wind up at a strange house after Jamesie accidentally pulls a transvestite. S6 E6
The Nesbitts and Cotters travel to Amsterdam to supposedly see the bulbfields, but on arrival, Rab finds out that Jamesie is only interested in the red light district. S6 E5
Rab is in the hospital cancer ward, and the constant attention of the hospital reverend is starting to get on his nerves. Meanwhile, his mates are already planning his funeral. S6 E4
After a visit to the doctor, Rab is diagnosed with a malignant cancerous growth and has to undergo chemotherapy. He decides that the best course of action is a hairpiece, much to Mary's dismay. S6 E3
Rab is spending a lot of time at his newly acquired allotment, which causes Mary to look for her own excitement with an old boyfriend, who cons Rab and Jamesie into holding up a garden centre. S6 E2
Mary seems strangely calm when she is told that Rab's benefits have been suspended. Rab resorts to dressing himself as a hamburger for a local diner 'Happy Burger' in order to pay his way. S6 E1
On the 30th anniversary of his father's death, Rab recalls his family history after finding his long lost brother Gash Sr. Painful memories begin to reveal the reasons behind Gash's demise. S5 E6
The Nesbitts appear on an American-style talk show after being accused of annoying their next door neighbour to death, but Rab soon seizes the opportunity to turn himself into a local celebrity. S5 E5
Shug finds himself in Govan after being thrown out by Pheobe, and wants to start up his own pie shop. But he doesn't know about the local pie mafia, who don't like outsiders on their turf. S5 E4
Rab and Mary are delighted when they win on the football pools, but it doesn't bring them the happiness that they quite expected it to. Meanwhile, Jamesie finds himself dating a teenage girl. S5 E3
Rab and Mary visit the Lake District to enjoy a restful and replenishing holiday and to recharge their marital flame. However, things quickly sour when toxic waste is dumped nearby.S5 E2