Never the Twain

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Never the TwainSimon and Oliver undertake a spot of stock taking now that they are in partnership again, but greed and deceit are the order of the day. S3 E1: Taking StockTue, Oct 15, 11:55 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainSimon is approached by a health food company rep who wants to buy the shop for its premises - and the offer is tempting - while Oliver wrongly believes that Ringo has won the pools. S3 E2: PartnersWed, Oct 16, 11:50 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainLady Devereaux calls in on Simon while elderly Mrs Piggit offers Oliver pieces for sale, but Oliver assumes that Piggit is the aristocrat after seeing a Rolls parked outside. S3 E3: A Nose For QualityThu, Oct 17, 11:50 amThat's TV (UK)35 mins
Never the TwainWhen David and Lyn inform their fathers that they have no intention of having children, Oliver and Simon resort to drastic action in a bid for a grandchild. S3 E4: The End of the LineFri, Oct 18, 11:50 amThat's TV (UK)35 mins
Never the TwainWhen Lyn and David tell their overweight fathers to go on a diet, the two men join forces to resist and eat the most unhealthy foods in order to relax and enjoy life. S3 E5: The Welsh ConnectionMon, Oct 21, 11:50 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver forge an uneasy pact when they learn that Lyn is expecting, but tensions arise when they agree to be interviewed on a local radio station. S3 E6: Not On The Same WavelengthTue, Oct 22, 11:45 amThat's TV (UK)30 mins

Snapshots

Never the TwainWhen Simon and Oliver are invited to play cricket for their local team, they discover that their teammates are a little on the mature side. Featuring Eric Bristow. S5 E6: Definitely Not CricketTue, Oct 1, 3:25 amThat's TV 325 mins
Never the TwainWhen Simon and Oliver are invited to play cricket for their local team, they discover that their teammates are a little on the mature side. Featuring Eric Bristow. S5 E6: Definitely Not CricketTue, Oct 1, 3:10 amThat's TV 325 mins
Never the TwainSimon reveals to Oliver that he is adopted; circumstances lead him to believe that his natural parents may be drunken thief Charlie Crapper and his wife Lil. S5 E3: Thicker Than WaterSat, Sept 28, 3:20 amThat's TV 325 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver plan - separately - to spend a night at a country pub and are surprised to meet each other there... especially when there is only one guest room. S5 E2: Going Going GoneFri, Sept 27, 3:20 amThat's TV 325 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver decide to buy cheap air tickets to visit the children in Canada, but they get one flight more than they bargained for courtesy of the local flying squad. S4 E6: Come Fly With MeWed, Sept 25, 3:20 amThat's TV 325 mins
Never the TwainWhen Simon gets a visit from his first love Janis Hunter - who is now a very wealthy widow - the promise of money leads him to propose to her. S4 E4: No Flame Like An Old FlameMon, Sept 23, 3:25 amThat's TV 325 mins
Never the TwainWhen Oliver's vet wants him to sing at her upcoming charity event, Simon plans to give a dramatic recitation in response. S4 E3: Words and MusicSun, Sept 22, 4:00 amThat's TV 325 mins
Never the TwainOliver sends Prince Charles a gift hoping to secure his patronage, and Simon is tracing his family tree and is led to believe that he is of royal descent. S4 E2: The Royal ConnectionSat, Sept 21, 3:30 amThat's TV 325 mins
Never the TwainOliver sends Prince Charles a gift hoping to secure his patronage, and Simon is tracing his family tree and is led to believe that he is of royal descent. S4 E2: The Royal ConnectionSat, Sept 21, 1:30 amThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainSimon is approached by a health food company rep who wants to buy the shop for its premises - and the offer is tempting - while Oliver wrongly believes that Ringo has won the pools. S3 E2: PartnersSat, Sept 14, 10:05 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainSimon has a fall, badly cuts himself and is rushed to hospital; having the same blood type, a very reluctant Oliver agrees to donate blood to save his life. S2 E4: Blood BrothersTue, Sept 10, 10:05 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainSimon has a fall, badly cuts himself and is rushed to hospital; having the same blood type, a very reluctant Oliver agrees to donate blood to save his life. S2 E4: Blood BrothersTue, Sept 10, 9:55 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainWhen Lyn gets a promotion, David feels inferior and forbids her to take it; they argue and she moves back in with Oliver, but Simon and Oliver collude to get them back together. S2 E3: A Woman's PlaceTue, Sept 10, 1:25 amThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainWhen Lyn gets a promotion, David feels inferior and forbids her to take it; they argue and she moves back in with Oliver, but Simon and Oliver collude to get them back together. S2 E3: A Woman's PlaceTue, Sept 10, 1:15 amThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainWhen Lyn gets a promotion, David feels inferior and forbids her to take it; they argue and she moves back in with Oliver, but Simon and Oliver collude to get them back together. S2 E3: A Woman's PlaceMon, Sept 9, 10:05 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainWhen Lyn gets a promotion, David feels inferior and forbids her to take it; they argue and she moves back in with Oliver, but Simon and Oliver collude to get them back together. S2 E3: A Woman's PlaceMon, Sept 9, 9:55 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainIt's Oliver's birthday and Simon fixes him up with a birthday blind date, but it is with the man-eating Isadora Beecham from whose clutches Simon is trying to escape. S2 E2: As Young As You FeelMon, Sept 9, 1:20 amThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainIt's Oliver's birthday and Simon fixes him up with a birthday blind date, but it is with the man-eating Isadora Beecham from whose clutches Simon is trying to escape. S2 E2: As Young As You FeelMon, Sept 9, 1:10 amThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainIt's Oliver's birthday and Simon fixes him up with a birthday blind date, but it is with the man-eating Isadora Beecham from whose clutches Simon is trying to escape. S2 E2: As Young As You FeelSun, Sept 8, 10:00 pmThat's TV 335 mins
Never the TwainIt's Oliver's birthday and Simon fixes him up with a birthday blind date, but it is with the man-eating Isadora Beecham from whose clutches Simon is trying to escape. S2 E2: As Young As You FeelSun, Sept 8, 9:55 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainLyn and David are on their honeymoon and Oliver has bought a double bed as a wedding present; Simon, however, had the same idea with two beds now taking up space. S2 E1: Who's Been Sleeping in My Bed?Sun, Sept 8, 1:20 amThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainLyn and David are on their honeymoon and Oliver has bought a double bed as a wedding present; Simon, however, had the same idea with two beds now taking up space. S2 E1: Who's Been Sleeping in My Bed?Sat, Sept 7, 10:05 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainAs their offspring's wedding day approaches, Oliver and Simon try to mend fences with a friendly dinner party but then decide to play cards. S1 E6: Father of the GroomSat, Sept 7, 1:15 amThat's TV 335 mins
Never the TwainAs their offspring's wedding day approaches, Oliver and Simon try to mend fences with a friendly dinner party but then decide to play cards. S1 E6: Father of the GroomSat, Sept 7, 1:10 amThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainAs their offspring's wedding day approaches, Oliver and Simon try to mend fences with a friendly dinner party but then decide to play cards. S1 E6: Father of the GroomFri, Sept 6, 10:00 pmThat's TV 335 mins
Never the TwainAs their offspring's wedding day approaches, Oliver and Simon try to mend fences with a friendly dinner party but then decide to play cards. S1 E6: Father of the GroomFri, Sept 6, 9:55 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainLyn and David vow that they will never lie to each other, but their fathers are overjoyed when the vow backfires. S1 E5: Nothing But The TruthFri, Sept 6, 1:10 amThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainLyn and David vow that they will never lie to each other, but their fathers are overjoyed when the vow backfires. S1 E5: Nothing But The TruthThu, Sept 5, 10:00 pmThat's TV 335 mins
Never the TwainLyn and David vow that they will never lie to each other, but their fathers are overjoyed when the vow backfires. S1 E5: Nothing But The TruthThu, Sept 5, 9:55 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainSimon is over the moon when he learns that Oliver's antique shop has been burgled, but he has to eat humble pie when he realises that he has to ask a favour of his arch-enemy. S1 E4: A Matched PairThu, Sept 5, 1:10 amThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainSimon is over the moon when he learns that Oliver's antique shop has been burgled, but he has to eat humble pie when he realises that he has to ask a favour of his arch-enemy. S1 E4: A Matched PairWed, Sept 4, 9:55 pmThat's TV 335 mins
Never the TwainThe offer of a weekend in Edinburgh with Veronica causes Simon and Oliver to rekindle their passion for opera. S1 E3: A Night at the OperaWed, Sept 4, 1:10 amThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainThe offer of a weekend in Edinburgh with Veronica causes Simon and Oliver to rekindle their passion for opera. S1 E3: A Night at the OperaTue, Sept 3, 10:00 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainWhen a widow called Veronica Barton is selling her late husband's Meissen collection, both Simon and Oliver pretend to be private collectors hoping for a knockdown bargain. S1 E2: Of Meissen MenMon, Sept 2, 9:55 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainOnce business partners, antique dealers Simon Peel and Oliver Smallbridge have grown to hate each other - the fact they are neighbours issues no help to the situation. S1 E1: Families at WarSun, Sept 1, 9:55 pmThat's TV 330 mins