Never the Twain

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Never the TwainX Marks the Spot: Classic British sitcom. Oliver and Simon both decide to stand for election to the local council. [S] S10 Ep1Sun, Dec 28, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainS.W.A.L.K.: Classic British sitcom. Simon has a female pen pal who he is looking forward to meeting and possibly proposing to, but the reality of the situation is rather different... [S] S10 Ep2Sun, Dec 28, 6:35 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainX Marks the Spot: Classic British sitcom. Oliver and Simon both decide to stand for election to the local council. [S] S10 Ep1Mon, Dec 29, 3:35 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainS.W.A.L.K.: Classic British sitcom. Simon has a female pen pal who he is looking forward to meeting and possibly proposing to, but the reality of the situation is rather different... [S] S10 Ep2Mon, Dec 29, 4:00 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainWho Wants to Be a Millionaire?: Classic British sitcom. When Oliver and Simon do the football pools, Simon's dream of winning turns into a nightmare when his numbers come up. [S] S10 Ep3Mon, Dec 29, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainHappy Holiday: Classic British sitcom. Simon and Oliver look forward to a weekend in the country in Ringo's mother's cottage, but it turns out to be one they'd rather forget... [S] S10 Ep4Mon, Dec 29, 6:35 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainWho Wants to Be a Millionaire?: Classic British sitcom. When Oliver and Simon do the football pools, Simon's dream of winning turns into a nightmare when his numbers come up. [S] S10 Ep3Tue, Dec 30, 3:55 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainHappy Holiday: Classic British sitcom. Simon and Oliver look forward to a weekend in the country in Ringo's mother's cottage, but it turns out to be one they'd rather forget... [S] S10 Ep4Tue, Dec 30, 4:25 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainThere But the Grace of God: Classic British sitcom. Oliver has a clumsy new assistant in his antique shop, and Simon is unhappy when Aunt Eleanor offers his bed to an old friend. [S] S10 Ep5Tue, Dec 30, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainA Car by Any Other Name: Classic British sitcom. The vicar wants to sell his car and gets Simon to help, but confusion soon reigns when Oliver tries to sell his car at the same time. [S] S10 Ep6Tue, Dec 30, 6:35 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainThere But the Grace of God: Classic British sitcom. Oliver has a clumsy new assistant in his antique shop, and Simon is unhappy when Aunt Eleanor offers his bed to an old friend. [S] S10 Ep5Wed, Dec 31, 4:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainA Car by Any Other Name: Classic British sitcom. The vicar wants to sell his car and gets Simon to help, but confusion soon reigns when Oliver tries to sell his car at the same time. [S] S10 Ep6Wed, Dec 31, 4:30 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainViva Espana: Classic British sitcom. When Ringo wins a holiday in Spain, Simon and Oliver are soon vying to accompany him. [S] S11 Ep1Wed, Dec 31, 6:00 amITV335 mins
Never the TwainThe Best Laid Plans: Classic British sitcom. Simon decides that a celebration is in order when he and Oliver reach their tenth anniversary as neighbours. [S] S11 Ep2Wed, Dec 31, 6:35 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainViva Espana: Classic British sitcom. When Ringo wins a holiday in Spain, Simon and Oliver are soon vying to accompany him. [S] S11 Ep1Thu, Jan 1, 3:35 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainThe Best Laid Plans: Classic British sitcom. Simon decides that a celebration is in order when he and Oliver reach their tenth anniversary as neighbours. [S] S11 Ep2Thu, Jan 1, 4:00 amITV325 mins
Never the TwainBorn Again: Classic British sitcom. A soul-searching Simon gets on his soapbox when he thinks that he has discovered the meaning of life after listening to a preacher in the park. [S] S11 Ep3Thu, Jan 1, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainThere Goes the Bride: Classic British sitcom. When Aunt Eleanor announces her engagement after a whirlwind romance, Simon faces the prospect of having a brand-new uncle. [S] S11 Ep4Thu, Jan 1, 6:30 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainTwo Fools and Their Money: Classic British sitcom. The antiques business suffers when a recession hits, and Simon and Oliver both feel the pinch when a new bank manager takes over. [S] S11 Ep5Fri, Jan 2, 6:00 amITV330 mins
Never the TwainThe First of the Queue: The very last episode of the classic British sitcom. When Oliver tells Simon about a bargain in the sales, the pair go to extraordinary lengths to scoop it. [S] S11 Ep6Fri, Jan 2, 6:30 amITV330 mins

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Never the TwainOliver sends Prince Charles a gift hoping to secure his patronage, and Simon is tracing his family tree and is led to believe that he is of royal descent. S4 E2: The Royal ConnectionTue, May 13, 11:15 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainOliver sends Prince Charles a gift hoping to secure his patronage, and Simon is tracing his family tree and is led to believe that he is of royal descent. S4 E2: The Royal ConnectionTue, May 13, 11:00 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainWith Lyn and David now in Vancouver where he is working, Simon and Oliver return to a bachelor existence and Simon tries to rent his empty flat out. S4 E1: A Home of Your OwnMon, May 12, 10:30 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver forge an uneasy pact when they learn that Lyn is expecting, but tensions arise when they agree to be interviewed on a local radio station. S3 E6: Not On The Same WavelengthSun, May 11, 10:40 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver forge an uneasy pact when they learn that Lyn is expecting, but tensions arise when they agree to be interviewed on a local radio station. S3 E6: Not On The Same WavelengthSun, May 11, 10:30 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainWhen Lyn and David tell their overweight fathers to go on a diet, the two men join forces to resist and eat the most unhealthy foods in order to relax and enjoy life. S3 E5: The Welsh ConnectionSat, May 10, 10:40 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainWhen Lyn and David tell their overweight fathers to go on a diet, the two men join forces to resist and eat the most unhealthy foods in order to relax and enjoy life. S3 E5: The Welsh ConnectionSat, May 10, 10:30 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainSimon is approached by a health food company rep who wants to buy the shop for its premises - and the offer is tempting - while Oliver wrongly believes that Ringo has won the pools. S3 E2: PartnersWed, May 7, 10:40 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainSimon is approached by a health food company rep who wants to buy the shop for its premises - and the offer is tempting - while Oliver wrongly believes that Ringo has won the pools. S3 E2: PartnersWed, May 7, 10:30 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver undertake a spot of stock taking now that they are in partnership again, but greed and deceit are the order of the day. S3 E1: Taking StockTue, May 6, 10:40 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver undertake a spot of stock taking now that they are in partnership again, but greed and deceit are the order of the day. S3 E1: Taking StockTue, May 6, 10:30 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainOliver suggests that he and Simon should stop feuding and go into partnership, but does he have an ulterior motive? S2 E6: The More We Are TogetherMon, May 5, 10:40 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainOliver suggests that he and Simon should stop feuding and go into partnership, but does he have an ulterior motive? S2 E6: The More We Are TogetherMon, May 5, 10:30 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainWhen Simon's unpretentious younger sister Susan (Prunella Scales) comes to stay, Simon is perturbed that she likes Oliver and starts going out with him. S2 E5: If You Knew SusanSun, May 4, 10:40 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainWhen Simon's unpretentious younger sister Susan (Prunella Scales) comes to stay, Simon is perturbed that she likes Oliver and starts going out with him. S2 E5: If You Knew SusanSun, May 4, 10:30 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainSimon has a fall, badly cuts himself and is rushed to hospital; having the same blood type, a very reluctant Oliver agrees to donate blood to save his life. S2 E4: Blood BrothersSat, May 3, 10:30 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainA Woman's Place: When Lyn gets a promotion, David feels inferior and forbids her to take it; they argue and she moves back in with Oliver, but Simon and Oliver collude to get them back together.Fri, May 2, 10:30 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainAs Young As You Feel: It's Oliver's birthday and Simon fixes him up with a birthday blind date, but it is with the man-eating Isadora Beecham from whose clutches Simon is trying to escape.Thu, May 1, 10:40 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainAs Young As You Feel: It's Oliver's birthday and Simon fixes him up with a birthday blind date, but it is with the man-eating Isadora Beecham from whose clutches Simon is trying to escape.Thu, May 1, 10:30 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainWhen Simon and Oliver are invited to play cricket for their local team, they discover that their teammates are a little on the mature side. Featuring Eric Bristow. S5 E6: Definitely Not CricketTue, Oct 1, 3:25 amThat's TV 325 mins
Never the TwainWhen Simon and Oliver are invited to play cricket for their local team, they discover that their teammates are a little on the mature side. Featuring Eric Bristow. S5 E6: Definitely Not CricketTue, Oct 1, 3:10 amThat's TV 325 mins
Never the TwainSimon reveals to Oliver that he is adopted; circumstances lead him to believe that his natural parents may be drunken thief Charlie Crapper and his wife Lil. S5 E3: Thicker Than WaterSat, Sept 28, 3:20 amThat's TV 325 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver plan - separately - to spend a night at a country pub and are surprised to meet each other there... especially when there is only one guest room. S5 E2: Going Going GoneFri, Sept 27, 3:20 amThat's TV 325 mins
Never the TwainSimon and Oliver decide to buy cheap air tickets to visit the children in Canada, but they get one flight more than they bargained for courtesy of the local flying squad. S4 E6: Come Fly With MeWed, Sept 25, 3:20 amThat's TV 325 mins
Never the TwainWhen Simon gets a visit from his first love Janis Hunter - who is now a very wealthy widow - the promise of money leads him to propose to her. S4 E4: No Flame Like An Old FlameMon, Sept 23, 3:25 amThat's TV 325 mins
Never the TwainWhen Oliver's vet wants him to sing at her upcoming charity event, Simon plans to give a dramatic recitation in response. S4 E3: Words and MusicSun, Sept 22, 4:00 amThat's TV 325 mins
Never the TwainOliver sends Prince Charles a gift hoping to secure his patronage, and Simon is tracing his family tree and is led to believe that he is of royal descent. S4 E2: The Royal ConnectionSat, Sept 21, 3:30 amThat's TV 325 mins
Never the TwainOliver sends Prince Charles a gift hoping to secure his patronage, and Simon is tracing his family tree and is led to believe that he is of royal descent. S4 E2: The Royal ConnectionSat, Sept 21, 1:30 amThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainSimon is approached by a health food company rep who wants to buy the shop for its premises - and the offer is tempting - while Oliver wrongly believes that Ringo has won the pools. S3 E2: PartnersSat, Sept 14, 10:05 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainSimon has a fall, badly cuts himself and is rushed to hospital; having the same blood type, a very reluctant Oliver agrees to donate blood to save his life. S2 E4: Blood BrothersTue, Sept 10, 10:05 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainSimon has a fall, badly cuts himself and is rushed to hospital; having the same blood type, a very reluctant Oliver agrees to donate blood to save his life. S2 E4: Blood BrothersTue, Sept 10, 9:55 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainWhen Lyn gets a promotion, David feels inferior and forbids her to take it; they argue and she moves back in with Oliver, but Simon and Oliver collude to get them back together. S2 E3: A Woman's PlaceTue, Sept 10, 1:25 amThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainWhen Lyn gets a promotion, David feels inferior and forbids her to take it; they argue and she moves back in with Oliver, but Simon and Oliver collude to get them back together. S2 E3: A Woman's PlaceTue, Sept 10, 1:15 amThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainWhen Lyn gets a promotion, David feels inferior and forbids her to take it; they argue and she moves back in with Oliver, but Simon and Oliver collude to get them back together. S2 E3: A Woman's PlaceMon, Sept 9, 10:05 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainWhen Lyn gets a promotion, David feels inferior and forbids her to take it; they argue and she moves back in with Oliver, but Simon and Oliver collude to get them back together. S2 E3: A Woman's PlaceMon, Sept 9, 9:55 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainIt's Oliver's birthday and Simon fixes him up with a birthday blind date, but it is with the man-eating Isadora Beecham from whose clutches Simon is trying to escape. S2 E2: As Young As You FeelMon, Sept 9, 1:20 amThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainIt's Oliver's birthday and Simon fixes him up with a birthday blind date, but it is with the man-eating Isadora Beecham from whose clutches Simon is trying to escape. S2 E2: As Young As You FeelMon, Sept 9, 1:10 amThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainIt's Oliver's birthday and Simon fixes him up with a birthday blind date, but it is with the man-eating Isadora Beecham from whose clutches Simon is trying to escape. S2 E2: As Young As You FeelSun, Sept 8, 10:00 pmThat's TV 335 mins
Never the TwainIt's Oliver's birthday and Simon fixes him up with a birthday blind date, but it is with the man-eating Isadora Beecham from whose clutches Simon is trying to escape. S2 E2: As Young As You FeelSun, Sept 8, 9:55 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainLyn and David are on their honeymoon and Oliver has bought a double bed as a wedding present; Simon, however, had the same idea with two beds now taking up space. S2 E1: Who's Been Sleeping in My Bed?Sun, Sept 8, 1:20 amThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainLyn and David are on their honeymoon and Oliver has bought a double bed as a wedding present; Simon, however, had the same idea with two beds now taking up space. S2 E1: Who's Been Sleeping in My Bed?Sat, Sept 7, 10:05 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainAs their offspring's wedding day approaches, Oliver and Simon try to mend fences with a friendly dinner party but then decide to play cards. S1 E6: Father of the GroomSat, Sept 7, 1:15 amThat's TV 335 mins
Never the TwainAs their offspring's wedding day approaches, Oliver and Simon try to mend fences with a friendly dinner party but then decide to play cards. S1 E6: Father of the GroomSat, Sept 7, 1:10 amThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainAs their offspring's wedding day approaches, Oliver and Simon try to mend fences with a friendly dinner party but then decide to play cards. S1 E6: Father of the GroomFri, Sept 6, 10:00 pmThat's TV 335 mins
Never the TwainAs their offspring's wedding day approaches, Oliver and Simon try to mend fences with a friendly dinner party but then decide to play cards. S1 E6: Father of the GroomFri, Sept 6, 9:55 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainLyn and David vow that they will never lie to each other, but their fathers are overjoyed when the vow backfires. S1 E5: Nothing But The TruthFri, Sept 6, 1:10 amThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainLyn and David vow that they will never lie to each other, but their fathers are overjoyed when the vow backfires. S1 E5: Nothing But The TruthThu, Sept 5, 10:00 pmThat's TV 335 mins
Never the TwainLyn and David vow that they will never lie to each other, but their fathers are overjoyed when the vow backfires. S1 E5: Nothing But The TruthThu, Sept 5, 9:55 pmThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainSimon is over the moon when he learns that Oliver's antique shop has been burgled, but he has to eat humble pie when he realises that he has to ask a favour of his arch-enemy. S1 E4: A Matched PairThu, Sept 5, 1:10 amThat's TV 330 mins
Never the TwainSimon is over the moon when he learns that Oliver's antique shop has been burgled, but he has to eat humble pie when he realises that he has to ask a favour of his arch-enemy. S1 E4: A Matched PairWed, Sept 4, 9:55 pmThat's TV 335 mins