Rene of the Gypsies: More laughs at the expense of every power player in the EU! Michelle plans to release the airmen from the drain in the square under cover of a gypsy fair. [S]
Soup and Sausage: Slightly saucy wartime farce. The British airmen are stuck down the drain in the village square. Rene plans to get them out using an old ice cream van. Simple! [S]
Prior Engagements: French farce and inspired innuendo in the WWII sitcom. In an effort to rustle up useful propaganda, Von Klinkerhoffen orders Edith to marry Captain Bertorelli. [S]
Leg it to Spain: Farcical sitcom with Gorden Kaye as amorous cafe owner Rene Artois. Those bumbling British airmen are trapped in wine barrels in the cellars of the chateau. [S]
The Spirit of Nouvion: Another merry trip to wartime France. Michelle enlists Rene to try to retrieve the Fallen Madonna locked in Herr Flick's safe. What could possibly go wrong!? [S]
Up the Crick Without a Piddle: More French farce. Rene and Edith meet an old friend and are awarded medals by Churchill after being transported to England in place of the airmen. [S]
Fleeing Monks: Another trip to the French cafe where the owner is always, 'ow you say, 'aving it away!' Sentenced to death by the Resistance, Rene tries to flee to England. [S]
An Almighty Bang: More wartime laughs in the saucy comedy set in occupied France. The Colonel tries to stop Von Flockenstoffen's kidnap plan. Fanny and LeClerc are stuck in a folding bed. [S]
Renewing the Vows: More abuse of the French language. Rene is shocked when Edith accepts Alfonse's proposal. Will he lose the cafe and the gold bars he lifted? [S]
An Enigma Variation: Mercifully politically incorrect comedy. All is chaos as Rene attempts to hide the stolen gold. Meanwhile the Resistance plan to steal the Enigma Encoder. [S]
Rene under an Assumed Nose: Is it le fin for Rene in the wartime sitcom? Monsieur Leclerc comes to the rescue when orders are given for Rene to be arrested and shot. [S]
The Generals' Conference: More of David Croft's wartime comedy in which no nation is spared ridicule. Unlikely Romeo Rene goes into action to photograph invasion plans. [S]
The Long-Distance Duck: Another wartime comedy that ran for longer than the war itself! Rene shows some alarming physical symptoms as the pressures of his life take their toll. [S]
Post-Matrimonial Depression: Bawdy wartime sitcom. More laughs from the French cafe as Rene disguises himself as his father in order to escape the wrath of Denise Laroque. [S]
The Rescue of Frau Kinkenrotten: The farcical wartime sitcom that's truly politically incorrect! Rene masquerades as the head of the Gestapo in an attempt to rescue Herr Flick. [S]
The Jet-Propelled Mother-in-Law: More endearing comic tales from David Croft's farcical wartime sitcom. Colonel von Klinkerhoffen visits the local vineyards for a wine-tasting. [S]
The Sausages in the Trousers: Vintage laughs much enjoyed by our European neighbours. Gruber has finished the paintings, but where can they be hidden? Of course! In the sausages. [S]
The Flying Nun: Rene uses bizarre means to establish radio contact with England. Meanwhile, Herr Flick suspects the Colonel and the General of plotting an assassination attempt. [S]
Good Staff Are Hard to Find: Wartime laughs and French farce from Rene's cafe, where the Resistance supply a new waitress. An Italian liaison officer arrives to work with the Colonel. [S]
Camp Dance: Saucy Brit humour and a dash of French farce. Rene and his fellow prisoners continue their escape attempt from the German POW camp dressed as Folies Bergere girls. [S]
Hans Goes Over the Top: Wartime farce as Rene and co struggle to find a way out of the German POW camp, but their series of desperate escape plans is only partially successful. [S]
The Great Un-Escape: Saucy laughs with amorous cafe owner Rene Artois. He finds himself knee-deep in a tunnel - all part of his quest to find uniforms for the British airmen. [S]
Pretty Maids All in a Row: Another slice of wartime farce in the French cafe. Rene panics when it appears that his hiding place for the ample 'Fallen Madonna' may have been rumbled. [S]
Flight of Fancy: Nazi-occupied France is the setting for the saucy international sitcom. In order to get the airmen back to Blighty, Rene and co disguise themselves as roadworkers. [S]
The Sausage in the Wardrobe: More liberties taken with the French, and anything involving a sausage is usually funny. A rescue plan is hatched for Maria and the Fallen Madonna. [S]
Gruber Does Some Mincing: Wonderfully politically incorrect wartime comedy with Gordon Kaye as Rene Artois. Gruber's dog has ended up with the sausage containing the painting. [S]
Rene Artois is Still Dead: Carry On-style comedy from the writers of Are You Being Served? The village and the Germans pay their respects to the supposed mortal remains of Rene. [S]
Missing and Presumed Dead: Wartime sitcom full of funny names. Rene is taken prisoner by Louise of the Communist Resistance, who tells him he's to be her love slave! [S]
Gone with the Windmill: Farcical fun. As the war nears its end, The Colonel and Gruber make an escape bid to Spain and Herr Flick has had extensive plastic surgery. [S]
Desperate Doings in the Graveyard: Saucy wartime farce. A powerful transmitter has been erected beneath the tomb of Rene's twin brother. Rene tries to send a message to London. [S]
Enigma's End: New, Classic wartime absurdity. Rene hides the Enigma machine, two British airmen, the Fallen Madonna, gold bars and the Cracked Vase painting all in one cafe. [S]
The Big Flush: Laughs at the expense of the French, Germans, English and anyone else. Rene decides it's time he quit his dangerous lifestyle - along with the four gold bars. [S]
Renewing the Vows: More abuse of the French language. Rene is shocked when Edith accepts Alfonse's proposal. Will he lose the cafe and the gold bars he lifted? [S]
An Enigma Variation: Mercifully politically incorrect comedy. All is chaos as Rene attempts to hide the stolen gold. Meanwhile the Resistance plan to steal the Enigma Encoder. [S]
Train of Events: Madcap wartime sitcom. Rene is on the night train to Geneva and, while he is seeking to avoid Edith, he bumps into Mimi, the Colonel and Gruber. [S]
All Aboard: Farcical wartime sitcom with even more farcical names. Von Klinkerhoffen orders Rene to hand over the paintings, before he tries to elope to Switzerland with Yvette. [S]
Mines Away!: Prime silliness. Not only does Rene nearly get blown up in his cellar by an exploding Christmas pudding, he also gets roped into yet another bonkers Resistance plan. [S]