The Confusion of the Generals: Saucy wartime sitcom. The Axis generals arrange to meet at the cafe dressed as onion sellers. Unfortunately, the British airmen have the same plan. [S]
Rene under an Assumed Nose: Is it le fin for Rene in the wartime sitcom? Monsieur Leclerc comes to the rescue when orders are given for Rene to be arrested and shot. [S]
The Generals' Conference: More of David Croft's wartime comedy in which no nation is spared ridicule. Unlikely Romeo Rene goes into action to photograph invasion plans. [S]
The Long-Distance Duck: Another wartime comedy that ran for longer than the war itself! Rene shows some alarming physical symptoms as the pressures of his life take their toll. [S]
Post-Matrimonial Depression: Bawdy wartime sitcom. More laughs from the French cafe as Rene disguises himself as his father in order to escape the wrath of Denise Laroque. [S]
A Marriage of Inconvenience: Refreshingly un-PC comedy. Rene's friends rally round to try and save him from his impending marriage to the leader of the Communists. [S]
Enter Denise: Rene could be facing a fate worse than life with Edith. The leader of the Communist Resistance recognises him as her childhood sweetheart and vows to marry him. [S]
The Dreaded Circular Saw: Good moaning, I shall say zis only vonce... classic laughs with Rene and co. in the outrageous wartime sitcom. Rene and Leclerc open up Gruber's safe. [S]
Dinner with the General: Classic British comedy with a dash of French farce. Edith must drop a smoke canister down the chimney in Gruber's bedroom. The right chimney, mind. [S]
The Camera in the Potato: Laugh along with the farcical wartime sitcom. Rene has to get into Gruber's bedroom in order to photograph plans for a German invasion of England. [S]
The Rescue of Frau Kinkenrotten: The farcical wartime sitcom that's truly politically incorrect! Rene masquerades as the head of the Gestapo in an attempt to rescue Herr Flick. [S]
The Jet-Propelled Mother-in-Law: More endearing comic tales from David Croft's farcical wartime sitcom. Colonel von Klinkerhoffen visits the local vineyards for a wine-tasting. [S]
The Sausages in the Trousers: Vintage laughs much enjoyed by our European neighbours. Gruber has finished the paintings, but where can they be hidden? Of course! In the sausages. [S]
The Flying Nun: Rene uses bizarre means to establish radio contact with England. Meanwhile, Herr Flick suspects the Colonel and the General of plotting an assassination attempt. [S]
Good Staff Are Hard to Find: Wartime laughs and French farce from Rene's cafe, where the Resistance supply a new waitress. An Italian liaison officer arrives to work with the Colonel. [S]
Camp Dance: Saucy Brit humour and a dash of French farce. Rene and his fellow prisoners continue their escape attempt from the German POW camp dressed as Folies Bergere girls. [S]
Hans Goes Over the Top: Wartime farce as Rene and co struggle to find a way out of the German POW camp, but their series of desperate escape plans is only partially successful. [S]
The Great Un-Escape: Saucy laughs with amorous cafe owner Rene Artois. He finds himself knee-deep in a tunnel - all part of his quest to find uniforms for the British airmen. [S]
Pretty Maids All in a Row: Another slice of wartime farce in the French cafe. Rene panics when it appears that his hiding place for the ample 'Fallen Madonna' may have been rumbled. [S]
The Nicked Knockwurst: More French farce with a dash of British sauce. When the Communist Resistance steals the Fallen Madonna, Rene is ordered to pay the ransom. [S]
Herr Flick's Revenge: David Croft's wartime comedy gives the opportunity for hammy acting dressed in leather. Down in the dungeons of the chateau, Herr Flick awaits his victims. [S]
The Duel: I shall say this only once - another episode of the classic wartime sitcom. Monsieur Alfonse and Rene are set to duel over the hand of Edith. [S]
Swiftly and with Style: Terrible accents to the fore in the classic World War II sitcom. Rene and Captain Geering are ambushed by the Resistance, while Edith gets a proposal. [S]
The Policeman Cometh: While Rene believes he is finally getting rid of the British airmen, another agent is dropped by parachute, disguised as a French policeman with a bad accent. [S]
The Wooing of Widow Artois: Cheeky laughs in occupied France, by brilliant writers Jeremy Lloyd and David Croft. The British airmen are back in Rene's cafe, having failed to escape. [S]
Pigeon Post: More saucy wartime farce from Rene's cafe. I say, chaps, Fairfax and Carstairs are captured by the Resistance. And carrier pigeons end up on the cafe's menu. [S]
The Fallen Madonna: Classic farce in the wartime cafe owned by the ultimate French lover. Rene and the Colonel decide to smuggle out the two British airmen disguised as Germans. [S]
The British Are Coming: The very first pilot episode of the comedy that ran for longer than World War II itself. Rene is lumbered with the task of looking after British airmen. [S]
A Winkle in Time: The time has come to call 'Adieu, Adieu!' as Rene, his lovely wife Edith and all the regulars finally bow out at the close of the war. [S]
A Fishy Send-Off: More laughs with famous babe magnet Rene and the gang. The Resistance disguise their latest dangerous operation behind a carnival float with a fishy theme. [S]
Fishmonger Float: Wartime hijinks. Renee's attempted assignations with Yvette in the broom cupboard seem more fraught with danger than any other resistance activity. [S]
Rene Artois is Still Dead: Carry On-style comedy from the writers of Are You Being Served? The village and the Germans pay their respects to the supposed mortal remains of Rene. [S]
Missing and Presumed Dead: Wartime sitcom full of funny names. Rene is taken prisoner by Louise of the Communist Resistance, who tells him he's to be her love slave! [S]
Gone with the Windmill: Farcical fun. As the war nears its end, The Colonel and Gruber make an escape bid to Spain and Herr Flick has had extensive plastic surgery. [S]
Awful Wedded Wife: Farcical comedy amongst the French Resistance. Renee has organised a secret wedding with Yvette, but things have a habit of not going quite according to plan. [S]
Hitler's Last Heil: More sauce and farce. There's something to celebrate at Rene's cafe. It's his birthday and he gets a series of surprises, but not all are pleasant. [S]
Awful Wedded Wife: Farcical comedy amongst the French Resistance. Renee has organised a secret wedding with Yvette, but things have a habit of not going quite according to plan. [S]
Arousing Suspicions: British sauce and French farce. Rene and company must disguise themselves as Spanish dancers to recover some battle equipment from the chateau. [S]
Rene of the Gypsies: More laughs at the expense of every power player in the EU! Michelle plans to release the airmen from the drain in the square under cover of a gypsy fair. [S]
Soup and Sausage: Slightly saucy wartime farce. The British airmen are stuck down the drain in the village square. Rene plans to get them out using an old ice cream van. Simple! [S]
Prior Engagements: French farce and inspired innuendo in the WWII sitcom. In an effort to rustle up useful propaganda, Von Klinkerhoffen orders Edith to marry Captain Bertorelli. [S]
Leg it to Spain: Farcical sitcom with Gorden Kaye as amorous cafe owner Rene Artois. Those bumbling British airmen are trapped in wine barrels in the cellars of the chateau. [S]
The Spirit of Nouvion: Another merry trip to wartime France. Michelle enlists Rene to try to retrieve the Fallen Madonna locked in Herr Flick's safe. What could possibly go wrong!? [S]
Up the Crick Without a Piddle: More French farce. Rene and Edith meet an old friend and are awarded medals by Churchill after being transported to England in place of the airmen. [S]
Fleeing Monks: Another trip to the French cafe where the owner is always, 'ow you say, 'aving it away!' Sentenced to death by the Resistance, Rene tries to flee to England. [S]
An Almighty Bang: More wartime laughs in the saucy comedy set in occupied France. The Colonel tries to stop Von Flockenstoffen's kidnap plan. Fanny and LeClerc are stuck in a folding bed. [S]
A Quiet Honeymoon: Don't mention the war! It's David Croft's WWII sitcom. Newlyweds Fanny and Leclerc are sent to jail by the Germans. Rene is in no hurry to rescue them. [S]
Rising to the Occasion: Saucy wartime shenanigans as Michelle comes up with an audacious escape plan with cylinders of helium disguised as prize-winning marrows. [S]
Crabtree's Podgeon Pist: The outrageous and gloriously un-PC wartime comedy. Fanny and Leclerc's wedding is timed to coincide with the execution of Michelle's audacious escape plan. [S]