Red Dwarf

Sat, May 9, 9:00 pm - 35 mins - U&Dave

Holoship: The space comedy with a legion of fans. Crafty Rimmer attempts to 'earn' a commission to join the crew of the advanced holoship Enlightenment, the vessel of his dreams. [S,AD]

Ghosts

Sat, May 9, 9:00 pm - 30 mins - BBC THREE

4/6. Alison has invited Lucy to come to Button House for a sleepover, but after a concerning meeting with the solicitor, Alison must work out if Lucy is really who she says she is. Also in HD. [S,AD]

Diners, Drive-Ins, And Dives

Sat, May 9, 9:00 pm - 30 mins - Food Network

Guy Fieri's coasting through some killer oxtail in Marietta, GA, beefed-up boat noodles in Los Angeles, and primo pancetta bucatini near Cincinnati. S42/Ep1

World's Bargain Dream Homes

Sat, May 9, 9:00 pm - 30 mins - Really

On the stunning Italian island of Sicily, a couple are helped by a local property expert and dazzled by jaw-droppingly affordable house prices. S1/Ep1

Mind Your Language

Sat, May 9, 9:00 pm - 30 mins - That's TV 2

Mr. Brown becomes ill and cannot come to class. The students all pay him a visit, each with their own 'remedy' to make him feel better. S1 E9: Kill or Cure

Sky News

Sat, May 9, 9:00 pm - 30 mins - Sky News

A comprehensive round-up of the main news stories of the day from the UK and around the world.